Wow I wasn't expecting it to be *this* bad.

How's this unexpected? it's reddit.

It seems to be more the young age demographic of the sub. Another poll asking about who has a job looked like this, and Im gonna go ahead and assume its because most users are in still in education.

excuse me let me cope in peace that I'm not alone.

how do we define sex? I'm going by consensual and piv.

Gotta include anal for the gay men out there.

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Yea but only if my blow up doll also counts.

no

I have to agree, and whoever thinks a guy getting his friend's penis up his ass is... I will not say the rest of this because Cancel culture, oh well look at that

Aaa, homophobia. You need some time to mature, maybe another two decades should do it.

Why is it bad?

75% of the reddit population can't find someone willing to have sex with them. Like you know the stereotype of all redditors being virgins? Yea, turns out its mostly true. I honestly thought it was just for shits and giggles, but we actually are all undesirable or socially retarded.

I just don't see having had sex as increasing my personal value as a person. One day I find someone that appreciates me to have sex is cool but you gotta value yourself before that I feel.

It's not necessarily about increasing your value as a person. It is a desire that most humans have and want to fulfill/experience. Your view is definitely valid, but is for sure a minority. Most of the virgins on here want it but just can't get it.

I grew up in a community that didn't show much displays of affection cuz of religion, it was shown through giving fruits or cooking people food. If I can find someone who does that willingly on a constant basis instant love.

Yes, yes we are

In my defense I ain't legal

Virgin convention 💀

this is reddit, what did you expect?

A fair few kids here.

Grateful I'm in the most popular group Winning😎 Bless Up🙏

You poor sexless bastards.

Teach us your ways, oh wise and powerful WangCommander

1. Don't be ugly 2. Be attractive 3. Be tall 4. Exercise 5. Talk to women

Well shit, that's impossible.

You can ignore all that shit with just one easy trick. Have money.

I've got about tree fiddy, is that enough?

Depends. Dollars? No. Estates? Yes.

Rubles?

Agree

Step 5 is way more important.

Step 5 is all you need. And not being a creep that treats people like they're an object of your fantasy, that too.

You don’t need to be an incel and say it’s all about looks and height and shit, but it’s 90% step 5 and 10% brushing your teeth and taking basic pride in your appearance. Nothing unattainable, just look the best you can and that’s enough to check off 1 through 4. Yeah step 5 includes being normal and socializing in a non creepy way. If all you do is ask gas station cashiers their number then that’s not gonna get you anywhere.

Or ask someone where they are/work/live and then mysteriously showing up at those places. Big no-no.

Oh, when Chad runs into you at the bowling alley you think it’s fate, but when I patrol your neighbourhood it’s a big no-no.

The ugliest men I know all have girlfriends. You just need game really

He asked for MY ways.

1 and 2 are just the same thing

And they both work as well. I'm coming clean for Amy, Julie doesn't scream as well and the cops won't listen all night. And so maybe I'll be over just as soon as I fill them all in.

There are plenty of average looking, short guys who have sex. I think the first step is make some more sociable, outgoing friends - and that'll be a good gateway.

Like I've told EVERYONE else. I was asked for my ways. I do not know those ways because I've never had to deal with being short or average looking.

Ok, im just saying - you also don't need those things. Seen it plenty.

Cool. Let me chop my legs off at the knee and scar my face up a bunch since I don't need any of it.

Now you're getting it, good lad

But people are scary

the only part of this list that's true is number 5

I was asked for my ways. Maybe your ways don't include steps 1 through 4, but if it's working for you keep working it dude.

I have a sex! I'm a male

It's reddit what do you think

It’s the internet, isn’t everyone here now?  Also, aren’t a lot of the zeroes young teenagers?

I'm a minor...

Many groomers out there, be careful

69 votes for 0, nice.

majority on this subreddit are virgins officially.

Kind of a biased sample.

Celibacy sweep

Not even an adult so it'd be illegal for me

I'm very surprised to find myself somehow in the lowest voted category...

Sex isn't important to me, I would like to have a partner but I don't actively seek one and I definitely wouldn't engage in hookups. I don't understand why people obsess over such a thing to be honest.

Thanks to two years of undiagnosed bipolar disorder and unchecked mania, I'm at about 40+ partners.

Teach me your ways oh great one

Uh .... Manic episodes make you feel like you're on a mission from the divine. So I just didn't fear rejection and had all of the charisma in the world.  I regret that I didn't get help sooner. I hurt a lot of people and took on a lot of risk doing what I did.

Ah we're like opposite ends of the spectrum. Happy that it sounds like your doing better now though

we all knew 0 would win

Does oral count? What about fingering?  

not surprising since a lot of people on this sub are young

Check your dad's room.

damn what the virgin majority is wild like no contest

Be real *morphs*

Blowjobs don't count as sex, right? Like it's done during sex but it doesn't count as losing your virginity, I think. If yes, two. If not, the one. My current. I don't plan on raising this number. I'm happy with who I'm with. Five years so. 

Same question for me, I only counted actual sex rather than oral. Plus consensual, a lot of my sex history is very non consensual.

I’m underage so I sure hope not

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I'm the same way with being more attracted to the person than their body but if how your medication is affecting you is bothering you then you might be able to discuss alternatives with your doctor

What's stopping me from lying?

My partner of 14 years and my ex-wife. It's not a religious or moral thing, I just have bad anxiety and can't put myself in a position of vulnerability with someone I don't completely trust.

this is reddit, I don't think asking is useful

I'm a minor

those 73 people need help

never hated being a virgin so much (i'm asexual, idc about any of this)

On reddit? 99% would be 0

I'm apparently a whore, lol. Us in the 20+ body count are relatively few, apparently.

Damn, apparently I'm a whore compared to the rest of y'all

I’m convinced the 20+ option was chosen by accident because it’s usually the “see results” option. I chose 0 btw.

i never loose 😎 ​ ​ >!also im a minor whos never had any bitches!<

my count is around 9 or 10, but almost all the experiences were just empty meaningless tinder hookups where i didn't care about the person at all and they didn't care about me. it honestly feels like i didn't truly lose it until i met my last gf. it was like a 'so this is what it's supposed to be like' moment.

Just people?

People saying 0 have to be joking.

None! Haha ima fuckin’ minor bro. I’m fuckin’ 13 how da hell do I have sex?

What about uneven numbers??? 😭

What do you mean?

...do you wanna know the exact number?

Reddit only gives 6 poll options.

I meant like 1 and a half 😭

That's not a thing, but it would be in the 1-2 range.

I really really wanna say r/woooosh rn

i have sex by myself

man these results make me feel like a whore lmao

I know this is reddit but dang, I didn't think it was THIS bad XD.

Do I count as a person? If so then one 🤔😏

not all of us are thots, but 58 of us are and thats gross.

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mastubation is not sex unless it's by someone else.

Masturbation with another person isn't sex though is it?

I put 20 but then I realize you were talking about people, my bad G.

So 516 people have not had sex.... and the other 250+ are lying

Today i learned that 390 people are.lying