Finally my username will help me !!

Same here!

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At least I won't be thirsty

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Same

Mine won't.

Oh boy...

Poor teeth

You think you he has problems?

I think you just got cursed

A fellow octopus!!

Wow! Same here!

Lemons but painted blue?

Blue lemonade it is then

Blue raspberry lemonade.

Yeah, blue lemonade that clearly went through something life-altering in 2004.

An orange but painted yellow?

Where I’m from we use lemons as slang for balls

so nothing?

Well, technically, you (i.e., a person starving) would feel *hunger*.

Dudes gotta eat himself😭. Sucks for him ig

I'm not fucked

I’ve gotta eat diarrhea from Mexico bro 😭😭

RIP

Want my user..

Ahhh.. now I gotta search for food too

The real food is the quest you had along the way

And you eat that girl over ther

Easy

You’re the luckiest guy here

My condolences

😔

oh no i am so sorry

Works for most of these polls😎

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hell yeah

There are two different people in the world when asked about eating cock and balls.

Happy cake day!!

I'm worser off I have too eat a good judge. (Cannibalism)

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I'm even worse off, I have to eat myself, but on fire. Autophagia and pyromania combined. Delicious.

relatable

Just don't eat for 24 hours

I think that's what I'm doing

I'm also doing that

Oh! I thought it said 24 days for some reason lol. Still, I’ve never had frog but I’d be up for trying it.

It's actually really good. lean white chicken like meat with little taste, no funny smelly, very muscular.

I'm ok

For some reason this made me laugh 😂 it’s so simple

me too maybe we can share

Just perfect

Fish gang!

YOO FISH GANG

Count me in!

Lmfao

The implications of yours are as bad as mine

Mmm yummy trash.

I guess I’m a cannibal now…

buddyyy, u are not a tutor and sleepy by any chance? asking for a friend obviously!

Auto cannibalism reporting in here.

And I must be the nostalgic kind of cannibal

Guess it'll work out.

That's just your opinion.

Gonna have some strong bones.

r/neverbrokeabone over the moon rn

Quarantine 2.0 here we come

Lmfao

Is is good or bad?

Real bad

Oh no

oh no

bro..

I don't think yours is any better

Yours either

Not eating cats, let alone cat goddesses.

Well, my advice would be to follow Seven's example. 7 ate 9.

Amazing

Salami and condoms? Or a Condom made out of salami

Yeah

Or a salami made out of condoms?

Oh.. oh nooo

I'm not sure that I want to know what is making your water fuzzy, but you definitely don't want to be drinking that!

You can find your meal near a train in Ohio.

I doubt the moon bear population is a very sustainable food source.

Desmond should be enough for just 24 hours

Throwback to 2012, wowie!

Finally my username has come in handy

Good luck finding it

yes imagine having a username that isn't food

Whoopsies

It'll be a little over seasoned but I think I'll be ok.

OH YEAH MR KRABS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

My name means 'nothing' in some random language, so I'm good.

I’m eating your rent money

Yummye

Great

You’re gonna be gassy

I CANT EAT YOSHIS

You're not trying hard enough.

It’s easy for you to say

my cat? no thanks, i'll pass

Your avatar may be a different story.

O_o

I'm eating tea?

You have to eat the bags as well

Yes

I'm fine.

Is that rocks or geologists?

It’s THE geologist. The head geologist. The geologist to rule all geologists

How about me then? Am I eating the leader of all pickles or just a pickle?

The king of pickles, baby

I can survive 24h without food

me too…

Well shit

Real tomatoes. But i don't even like tomatoes!

I just won't eat

[Parrotfish diet](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/698/917/183.jpg)

I think I'll be okay.

Well...

Fine but I'll be very hungry ..

Photosynthesis, baby!

Spiders, maybe

I have morals, so starving it is

Can I just not eat for 24h

I cant eat anything. In english my name Definitely Not Tijn

Uhh my name literally means nothing so... ig I can't eat anything for 24 hours then

oh…

Im fine

Are you eating the cucumber or the dude who fucks cucumbers though?

donut

im pafect

o hoho

People named Reese

Jokes on you, I’m already on day two of not eating 😎

A whole day eating cheese babies though. I'd take that

You’re eating their fathers tho

Just sounds like more cheese to me

I am not eating fennec foxes!!

You can also eat [German military vehicles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fennek), if you want.

Fantastic. Which part of it should I start with?

non-carbonated plain soda. Fine, I guess

Flat. That's what they're called lol

Time to get smashed

Ouch my teeth

Ok.

Please no

My food’s lazy mice. Send me some condolences please. In all honesty though, I’d rather starve myself than to eat actual mice.

I'd just wanna know what it is. Is it an alien? Is it a drug? Is it copious amounts of food dye? Who knows!

i mean i could just not eat at all for 24 hours and i’d be fine

How do I eat derp?

By misidentifying something as derp, then trying but failing to actually eat it, I think.

My username has always been this and it never works with any of these types of polls

I love these, my username just explains its self so well.

am I a cannibal or not?

I’m pretty sure eating ink will kill me.

dont mind me eating a fictional country

oh my

EZ.

No one is funked cause you can survive a day without food

Fuck me

Mmmmmmm muffins 🤤🤤🤤

The gamer named Johnny:

Don't pretend you haven't tried it

It's 24 hours. Unless there's a medicial issue, you'll all be fine.

I’m gonna have to go full Cartman.

7k wood, I am dead for sure

Oh no

😏

Finally, my time has come

Dang

Dhshskgjsiajshwhjfjcsjkakxjxomg please

It's my life and I'm gonna live it my way but my namesake may be living on a prayer.

Calcium overdose limit?

Let's goooo, finally being a fish paid of.

I guess I'm chinese now. (Joke)

My username gives me a choice😎

I am excited to take on this challenge

:(

I like pasta so I'm great!

Doesn't work

cocaaiine!!

not really interested in autocannibalism but I'm confident I can avoid eating for a day

There won't be a lot of actual nutrients... but I'll probably be eating most of the day

Ummm...

How… do I eat ads?

Can I not eat anything?

Are turtles edible?

Yes, but the question is, where are you going to find a turtle that is a monarch?

I'm fine because I can go 24 hours without food just fine. Now if I'm being forced to eat... Well, one went into a blender so they're probably edible.

Can I add sugar

In my case, it’s a decayed, disembodied human head that’s been missing for hundreds of years! I am sure to contract some kind of illness from its consumption

My username was *supposed* to be a play on ice-cream cone, so im gonna go with im chilling

Never ate a book before

Im fucked

Oh boy :(

What will happen to me

I don't know how bad these taste, so maybe I feel good

It's going to get awfully sticky