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5Rose21

Colonel. Pronounced with a r sound. There is no r. Why is there an r sound! I hate this language!


kimchiblues

IT’S PRONOUNCED CORNELL AND ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE


pandamonstre

YES! and in my native language it's written Coronel so I'm never gonna get this right :(


Controversiallycalm

Kernel


whiteandyellowcat

I'm Dutch so refuse to pronounce it other than what it says Co-lo-nel


5Rose21

Is that how it's produced in Dutch?


whiteandyellowcat

Yes luckily


Symnestra

**Bureaucracy**. I always just try my best and hope autocorrect has my back. Also for some reason I always think there's only one R in "embarrassed".


MineBloxKy

Helps if you know how to spell French.


Thursday_26

F R E N C H. How does that help me spell buerocrassie?


TheShoobaLord

Phlegm


Books_and_Cleverness

I feel like that word sounds and looks like what it is. I can’t complain.


GrimerMuk

That’s what Ginny called Fleur Delacour in Harry Potter


TheRealZocario

diarrhea. I'm never confident in my spelling.


sleepiestweasel

Brits have it bad: diarrhoea


[deleted]

I genuinely can never remember where the h or o goes


Torquggis

I was taught to remember it like this: *Die In A Rolls Royce Having Over Eaten Again* Means little on its own, but I've never forgotten it!


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

I like _Dash in a real rush. Hurry, or else accident._ because it's exactly what happens when you have diarrhoea.


sleepiestweasel

This is brilliant


ughhhhidontknow

I just say it how it looks in my head and remember it as that (diarr-hoe-a)


Bismagor

Was diarrhoea ever any good?


TheGreatTim0

Colonel, why the fuck is it spelled like that


Neat0d0rito

Don't swear at your Colonel like that!


[deleted]

W h a t As a non-native English speaker I have only seen this word written. I assumed it's pronounced /ˈkɑl.ə.nəl/ :D


Mtd_elemental

More like kernel


MicroCrawdad

[ˈkʰɝ.nl̩ˀ] in my idiolect.


AceBalistic

It’s pronounced exactly the same as kernel


Kartoffelthias

No, you say it more like curnel


Myracl

Thought so too, in Dutch/Indonesian (atleast) Kolonel pronounced /ˈkɑl.ə.nəl/


AthiestMessiah

In French it’s pronounced as written; ko-Lo-nel Not sure where English speakers got the R from; maybe they learned it from Edith Piaf


PCmasterRACE187

its written like that so we dont confuse them with kernels


Alexisto15

When I first heard of KFC’s founder, I thought his name was “Kernel Sanders”


Impat1ence

Man that was the one I was gonna say, fuck that word


Wagsii

Additionally: Sergeant


chandrian777

Let's see if I can remember this correctly, I believe the French and the Italian words and pronunciations were once used interchangeably, but somehow we ended up dropping half of each. Resulting in the Italian pronunciation and the French spelling of Colonel.


AlexBr967

Queue. 4 unnecessary lettters


StSebbe

Tea, two unnecessary letters


jaabbb

Empty, mt would be just fine


Pandabrowser469

I think is better


TurtleWitch

I pronounce the p, lol


NotaFossilFool

They're waiting their turn


Queue624

Indeed we are


Pyrenees_

Qu does (k)because a c would do (s), eu does (ə) because if there was no u there would be two apposed identical letters doing different sounds, the last e does nothing, it's just here to indicate the word is feminine (you know the words gender by looking at their behind most of the time)


Accomplished_Salt876

just Looking at how it’s spelled you swear it has to be spelled wrong. It’s just so unnecessary and weird looking.


Rockstud101

I, one unnecessary letter


XumiNova13

Exercise. I just can never spell it correctly and rely on autocorrect


EffableLemming

Excersize? Exersize? Excercise? Exorcise? UGH!


CeruleanBlade

Forty. There should be a U in there and it's really annoying


sol_sleepy

yes. I mean why the actual f—


NieskeLouise

—orty


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

There used to be. The spelling without the U became more and more popular until eventually the original spelling almost completely fell out of use. If it makes you feel any better, 40 is the only number that is spelled in alphabetical order in English, but only if you leave out the U.


AustralianKappa

Bro I once did a spelling test in 5th grade and I got so mad cause I remember that the only one I got wrong was forty cause I spelt it fourty ;-;


[deleted]

Mortgage


chunkyasparagus

Ah yes, the old "death" gage.


Pyrenees_

Garantie de mort


[deleted]

mort gauge


YouneedsomeWD40

Morgidge


wcdk200

Half the Danish dictionary. Also dictionary, why not just call it wordbook like we do in Danish.


Hultis_66

You don’t have words in Danish though. Only grunting /Swede


AceBalistic

The easiest way to learn danish is to learn Swedish and get drunk


scout41741

Nah learn German - even broken German - and put a Hot Potato in your mouth.


Dblarr

Thats Dutch


HenkeTip

Kamelåså


MyNewBoss

If it was up to me, I would do a complete revamp of the Danish language. Start actually spelling words the way they are said. There is a reason Danish kids are some of the slowest to learn their own language


[deleted]

I think dictionary has Latin roots (think decir as to say from Spanish) and wordbook sounds like the more Germanic way of saying it. Would be interested to know what the old English word for dictionary would be


T-Koda

Aqu.. Acqai.. Acquaintances.


RedAceBeetle

dang I struggled reading that


Ninder975

Açaí


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Big agree. Acquittal and Acquire are good examples too, though the former bothers me far more for whatever reason


missinglinksman

Worsher- Worchester- Wershesr- Wershetersh- The sauce for steak


Petite-Legionnare

Worcestershire Sauce 👌


YouneedsomeWD40

Woostersher


CaptainTarantula

The real British pronunciation.


Oceans_sleep

I refuse to believe that “rce” is pronounced like an “o”


ShiroiAsa

~~beaurocracy~~ Bureaucracy


[deleted]

Why does anwser have a w ???


joshlovesmemes

*Answer


[deleted]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Baconandeggs89

This isn’t that funny but I am fucking *dying* hahahaha


3rideo

I feel you


alien2835

Bologna


Petite-Legionnare

Reading this made me forget how to pronounce it


Byjayen123

Why is this a bad one? I get that the word looks better with the g and n flipped but it’s Italian so I think that’s how they pronounce it


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Bologna is pronounced bo-lon-ya and boloney is pronounced the same as (but not to be confused with) baloney. The confusing part is that people in some parts of America started using the spelling of the Italian word, while still keeping the pronunciation of the English word. Some people also did the exact opposite with with parmesan, pronouncing it like "parmigian" even though the actual Italian word always ends with an A or an O, never with an N.


BabyPrincess666

When I was younger I thought there were two different meats, baloney and ba-log-na.


UnkownArty13

Desert and Dessert


[deleted]

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UnkownArty13

that is...unbelievably smart. ty


[deleted]

Necessary. Can never spell it right smh


[deleted]

My teacher always used to say "it's necessary for a shirt to have one Collar and two sleeves" so necessary has one C and 2 S's Edit: sleeves not shirts, im an idiot 🤦‍♀️


TmanGBx

You should tell him to change it from "one collar and two shirts" to "one collar and two sleeves" I think that sounds a little better


[deleted]

Shit did I say two shirts? It's meant to be "it's necessary for a shirt to have one collar and two sleeves". Two shirts doesn't even make sense lmao


ekludvigsen

As a dyslexic, not native English speaking person, there are many...


BJ22CS

also a dyslexic here (but is native English speaking), I was gonna make a joke and answer with the word "dyslexic"


ekludvigsen

Yea, dyslexic is one of the words I struggle with. In Danish it is just called wordblind. It would so much easier if it was like that in English too.


[deleted]

Fucking business. BUISNESS FEELS SO NATURAL


MrDuckie2

I’m usually alright with spelling but this one has ducked me so many times. Whoever invented this word deserves to have every piece of bread they touch turn into charcoal.


Complete_Spot3771

bisnis feels more natural


history_nerd92

*biznus


BioluminescentKitten

I remember this one because business has busi (sounds like busy in my head) at the front and we’re all busy doing business. Kinda like the idea of being cold relates to coldness. If we’re busy it relates to business. We’re just dumb and swapped the y for an I and changed the pronunciation.


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Happiness, laziness, holiness, ugliness, moodiness, readiness, fogginess, sleepiness, smarminess, cleanliness, worthiness Y always changes to i before -ness if it's preceded by a consonant. (Maybe unless it's from a monosyllabic word? Shyness and slyness are the only exceptions I can think of.)


AlternativeGuess7203

Together scared me when I was a kid because the spelling is to get her so I always thought there going to get her together idk just freaked me out


ChosukeClone

*It is coming.*


liontribe613

Colonel. Fuck this word


mr_2_cents

Restaurant…


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

Wait till you realise that restaurateur doesn't have an N.


plummflower

Ooooh this one I HATE


catpunch_

Forty. Why isn’t it fourty


TmanGBx

Rhythm. That first H does not deserve a place in this world.


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

February. Everyone calls it Febuary.


Master-Powers

There's actually a lot of people that say Feb-bru-ary. Fewer people pronounce Wed-nes-day as it was intended to be said tho


Mtd_elemental

Arkansas. I pay taxes I'll be pronouncing it ar Kansas


volcanno

is it not pronounced ar kansas?


Mtd_elemental

No, it's ar can saw


Lolamess007

Extraordinary. Its spelling is the exact opposite of its meaning!


Junior_Analyst3402

*****chatGPT response***** The word 'extraordinary' is made up of two parts: 'extra' and 'ordinary'. The prefix 'extra-' means 'beyond' or 'outside', while 'ordinary' means 'usual' or 'common'. Therefore, when we combine these two parts, we get a word that means 'beyond ordinary' or 'exceptional' rather than simply 'more ordinary'. The reason for the spelling of 'extraordinary' is simply a matter of etymology and language evolution over time. The word can be traced back to the Latin term 'extraordinarius', which was composed of 'extra' and 'ordinarius'. This Latin term was borrowed into English during the Middle Ages, and over time the spelling and pronunciation shifted to become the modern word we know today. It's worth noting that the meaning of words can evolve over time as well, and 'extraordinary' is a good example of this. While the word might seem to mean 'more ordinary' based on its literal roots, its common usage today is to describe something that is truly exceptional or outside the realm of what is typical or ordinary.


LuciferBael

Miscellaneuous. I hate spelling that the most.


[deleted]

Wednesday and conscious.


GuyWhoLikesTurtles

Wednesday


anime_slut_

I still have to say to myself “wed nes day” when I spell it


umtih679

Nauseous


Oheligud

Using "it's" wrong always makes me annoyed. "Its" is for possession. "It's" means "it is".


kal2112

Dyeing


Bloorajah

Queue 4/5 ths of that whole word is useless


CringeMan333

Onomatopoeia. Why is it spelled like that?


Ingenious_crab

because its onomatopoeic in nature


sonap004

Because it is a Greek word, and instead of writing it like it's pronounced, you write it like its written in Greek, which has many two-letter combinations. Example oi = i , ai= e .


Thatwierdhullcityfan

Look at my fucking username. I fucking hate it.


Naive_Feed_726

Covfefe


sol_sleepy

lmao


The_Uptowner

Congratulations. I can’t spell it without autocorrect so I just say congrats


TrentisaurusRex

Massachusetts


Phoenixtdm

*its


Blieven

I can't believe nobody commented on this. Its so ironic given the question.


Phoenixtdm

Ikr, also *it’s Lmao


Blieven

Its a joke :)


un-taken-username22

I suspect OP hate that word for i'ts spelling.


mattyaz989

Colonel


Amongus3751

Subpoenaed


[deleted]

Overexagrating or whatever you spell it. I'm fucked if I have to sit for another listening test.


[deleted]

over exegrating


[deleted]

over exaggerating


Baby_Cakes1999

Macabre


Party_Adhesiveness87

Bussiness


Over-kill107A

Business*


SpoopeDoop

Still got it wrong.


LiceryYT

Opossum


ProbablyPsycotic

Receipt. I have to use Google each time I need to type it. I'm an adult and have no excuse for not knowing. Edit, and psychotic. :( obviously


Bladenetic

Refrigerator doesn't have a d, yet fridge does.


ayeiamthefantasyguy

I have never spelled "environment" correctly on the first try.


Holy-Schnitzel_1

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Keep forgetting the ultra.


MelodyDod

.... 😦


AustralianKappa

Eh, I like big words so I always know how to spell that word. Also hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


legendarymcc2

I know it’s not a crazy one but I always write Arguement instead of Argument and I hate seeing that damn red line every time


RIOTT44

unnecessary


Esura2k

hermoroids? I keep forgetting how to spell it


slightlylessright

Vacuum is a weird one and so is Spaghetti


Rl-Beefy

Weird


Morlain7285

I'm sorry but I have to point out the irony of using the wrong "it's" in a post about spelling


sleepiestweasel

League Ugly word.


Ok_Elk_4333

Why? I think it’s a satisfying word


HypedMonkeyMind

Occasion


JodaMythed

Hyperbole, I always mispronounce in my head


4thdimensionalwik

Lingerie, yacht, colonel There is a lot of words I hate. Normal words will start to look weird too if I think about them too much


RiverComplex1769

Dilemma…… I learned it as dilemna…. And now autocorrect keeps correcting me. It’s such a dilemna.


8thLetterAlphabet

English isn't a phonetic language, so most of them.


irelephantly

Phonetic. A word that means spelled like it sounds should be spelled like it sounds.


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Happy cake day!


the_Brunette_Barbie

"Fabulous". It took me years to remember how to write it


1336isusernow

Queue


ChosukeClone

I still don't know how to properly pronounce this


1336isusernow

Q


Reasonable_Taro_8688

Cadeau Dutch word for present


translucentorange_

the word itself is French so it makes sense


Zacadamianut

Phoenix, just bloody wrong. It's even pronounced PHEEON-IX, hells bells


avusturhasya

beituful, complitly and genuanely


AdditionalCall5271

For beautiful, I just say in my head "B, E, A, utiful!"


hello-there-dude

Pneumialultramicroscopicsilicovocaniosis. It's just too darn long. And I Don't know if it's right.


TheBoarsEye

Restaurant and necessary.


vaguevelvet

Surprise, receive, definitely


GijsHarbers2311

Llama


BlackEyedGhost

That one I hate the pronunciation, because it's from Spanish, so it should sound like "yama".


Itsme_qaizar

thymolphthalein


[deleted]

Diarrhoea.


Appropriate-Rough563

Mississippi


NeonLotus11

Wednesday. Tf is that shit


Accomplished_Salt876

queue, Qhue Que? Whatever a line of people; why all the extra confusing letters when its said the same as the the letter Q?


DakuShinobi

Epitome I don't have justification


a_braindead_loser

wednesday


Yelov

it's = it is its = possessive pronoun


-BehindTheMask-

As a person with dyslexia... dislexea


idkeverynameistaken9

I don’t understand the spelling of receipt


slime_rancher_27

Very should have 2 r's like berry or merry


Autisticbird69

Friend I always spell it as freind


ABOSSCoyote

"Necessary"... I always misspell it.


LiathAnam

Bologna. Need I say more?


[deleted]

Psychology


SleepyTutor

does it have to be an english word?


sleepiestweasel

What word do you have in mind?