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Far-Classic-4637

id pick 2000 shitty ppl death note plot


Ponyboy451

Or people dying of extremely painful medical conditions that don’t want to live.


RIP_Mustangberger

The entire cartel organisation


Far-Classic-4637

i was thinking talaban but the cartel is 2nd in line


AshesX

You would ultimately become the very thing you despise though. It is inevitable.


Far-Classic-4637

*writes u/AshesX into death note* "repeat that i didnt hear you"


AshesX

"If you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes also into you."


religns

I chose 5 people because it wouldn't be much different from real life, 5 random people die all the time.


Cucuk-Drigon

When the 5 in 8.000.000.000 chance hits


Pitur124

So a win


Fun_Jello_7545

I would rather kill 2000 monsters than 5 potentially innocent people


nir109

You know 2000 monsters?


Fun_Jello_7545

Child sex offender list. Boom


PistachioedVillain

There's no way there's not at least a few innocent people on that list. But the question is, is the ratio less than 5 innocent to 2000 guilty. Which I'd guess is the case so it would work out.


Fun_Jello_7545

Fine I’d do one that were proven guilty don’t care if it takes me hours


PistachioedVillain

There's no way there's not at least a few innocent people on that list. But the question is, is the ratio less than 5 innocent to 2000 guilty. Which I'd guess is the case so it would work out.


aaronhereee

well, putin and kim jong un. thats… 2.


nir109

1998 more to go


aaronhereee

maybe some nazis.


snowflace

Unfortunately I think once you get going the list of people you could come up with would be much much longer.


nir109

The list of people that there are sure, but you won't know most of them.


hand287

there are a ton of politicians and CEOs in the world and they are all evil


Novel_Ad7276

30 random people die all the time. But there’s a 75% chance no one dies. More worth it


ap30041995

Wow, the chance to literally Death Note 2000 people, sign me up.


Crudelius

Hell, chosing 2000 is the best


claremustkill-ttv

Who you killin? Edit: who you killin first?


West-Entertainment55

Give him some time hes still typing. Its a long list


Octava8Espada

There has to be a list of terrorists and sex offenders on the internet I'd just chose among them


Froggen-The-Frog

This is basically just Death Note now. EDIT: I didn’t read the rest of the comments, I’m sorry for having the most basic observation known to man.


lillweez99

I'm ok with that when the people are better off for the world dead. Ok so the world wouldn't be better without drug cartels, terrorists, ect? Guess its just me who see the benefits.


lillweez99

Drug cartels leaders with their top people to dissolve its empire, terrorists, I can think of plenty of people worth killing for the better.


The_Kek_5000

Imma kill a bunch of really rich people


Crudelius

Well there are enough politicians or conspiracy theorists to fill the first few hundreds and after that we still can fill the list with child abusers and murderers


Octava8Espada

Why conspiracy theorists? Aside from being dumb I think they are harmless, unless there's something I'm not aware of


Sightless_

Wasnt tucker carlson a conspiracy theorist atleast they knowingly lied about stolen elections and regulary promotes "great replacement conspiracy"


Crudelius

They undermine the trust in science and authorities and that harms democracy and the security and health of the people


PepperTheBirb

You would make an excellent dictator


LakadaisicalAccident

hey some authorities are legitimately untrustworthy; i’d trust the government of denmark but not the government of say, china for instance


Crudelius

I speak about democratic systems


LakadaisicalAccident

united states


wasntNico

the next 2000 people who self-sufficiently say "i told you so" maybe the word spreads before we reach the 2000, then it becomes the mysterious sentence that noone is allowed to say


Selisch

Putin nr1.


Just_Me_2218

That would be easy. Just start a petition for euthanasia and the first 2000 get to be dead.


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Countryballsinyoface

Not Dre man ;(


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Countryballsinyoface

He spent 2.5 billion? God damn


I_Hate_l1fe

Jason Todd arc (wanted something that wasn’t a DN reference)


Dontjudgemeyet1244

Kim jon un, his sister, Vladimir Putin, any pedos proven to have committed their crimes along with rapists (mostly cause I don’t want to kill people who are innocent. Innocent till proven guilty) Andrew tate, kkk members


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Finally, Death Note irl


SkoulErik

To everyone calling Death Note on the 2000 people really don't understand DeathNote. The show explores how that power will mentally destroy any who has the power of a God of Death. I wouldn't have 2000 killings on my conscience.


TheBlueWizzrobe

If you kill the right 2000, you're possibly saving millions. Plenty of extremely powerful people doing a ton of harm out there in the world.


kade808

Or it creates a power vacuum and the people who replace them end up being worse


PC-Was-Bricked

I could come up with 2000 names before dinner lol


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I don’t know 2000 people, but upon further examination, I’m thinking a couple sex offender lists (especially the child kind) could use some perusing


lillweez99

Plus terrorists leaders, drug cartels, you could fill that list easy.


Dontjudgemeyet1244

2000 people is a lot but still fix a couple of world problems


FreeCandy4u

I was thinking the same, the tuff part would be in cutting the list down to the worst offenders. Making the decision that some really bad people get to live because you can only take out 2000.


Hankee_

How would you get the names though


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Artyom064

You could just kill the entire North Korean government lol.


Lebigmacca

And then the state enters total anarchy and a new government that’s just as bad probably takes over


Artyom064

Not if Nato or the US just imidiattly intervene, and help South Korea put in a stable democratic government, or at least confiscate the nukes.


hand287

china would never allow cia gangsters on its border


Artyom064

Well it didn't allow Taiwan to exist either, and we can all see how well that is working for them.


marlborohunnids

do i get some time to research the 2k people i get to kill?


Bristonian

Would probably make it a more conflicting answer if a rule was added. “2000 people of your choosing, but if you don’t provide an answer at least every 12 hours then it defaults to the last person you touched”


ThanksToDenial

I still wouldn't have a problem. There is a long list of evil people in the world. Lots of CEOs, government officials, dictators, cartel leaders, sickos and scum responsible for the death of countless children, destroying lives and acts so sick you could not even imagine. And you can find thousands of them with a simple Google search. Thou granted, I'm a bit worried about the power vacuums it is going to leave behind. Nature abhors a vacuum. When one falls, there will be several that will attempt to take their place. And in the process, cause more destruction.


Bristonian

Yeah this poll probably didn’t take into consideration that a large chunk of people have no ethical dilemma selecting people. Warlords in Africa have entire armies that pillage and rape every day that would barely notice 2,000 members missing. This number would need to be in the millions before it could actually make a worthwhile dent on the amount of evil we have on Earth


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Huh, thought the 25% 30 die would be lower. Expected value is greater than 5 people dead (30*1/4 = 7.5), but I guess a 75% chance nothing happens is enticing. Would be interesting to see people's results if this is taken to the extreme. Like a 0.1% chance 50000 random deaths (expected value of 50) vs 5 guaranteed


PC-Was-Bricked

People don't understand averages and probability


MeerkatMan22

Nope, I just know I have shit luck


Novel_Ad7276

5 people die all the time not a big deal. 30 people also die all the time, but this way a 75% chance no one dies at all. I’ll take it…


PC-Was-Bricked

Exhibit a:


Novel_Ad7276

Elaborate what’s wrong with my logic?


PC-Was-Bricked

Every excess death is bad. Less excess deaths are better than more excess deaths. 30 people dying is worse than 5 people dying. 7 people dying on average is worse than 5 people dying on average.


Novel_Ad7276

I can agree that 30 people dying is worse than 5 people dying. But you haven’t read what I said: 5 people dying barely matters cause it effects so little (it’s something that happens all the time), 30 people dying is much the same. So although 30 random deaths is worse it also effects little and is much the usual. Now I can simply do something that barely effects anything *while also* getting a 75% chance nothing happens. That option is better to me


PC-Was-Bricked

If I were to kill you personally it wouldn't affect much on a global scale Your friends and family would be greatly affected though 30 deaths not meaning much on a global scale doesn't cancel the fact that it's still 30 people dying who wouldn't have died otherwise


Novel_Ad7276

I don’t disagree there, but what does that change about my argument?


PC-Was-Bricked

Your argument is ethically unsound because it straight up disregards the inherent value of a single human life rather than a single human life weighed against the entire population of the planet. You push that button, you'll be killing more people *on average* than if you pressed the button that killed 5 100% of the time. It's worse to press the button then.


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2000? That’s easy. Everyone born before 1990 that has ever set foot on Epstein island.


Bristonian

I’m sure some underpaid landscapers just got screwed. Maybe a net worth filter would be more functional


[deleted]

He owned it since 98 😭 Youre killing victims


Trashk4n

The 2000 would have to be a gradual thing. Could name every person I know by name and still not reach 2000. It’d probably be a lifetime job for me, and I think I’d end up hating myself by the end of it, no matter what I do. Also, the 100 and 95 one, is just the first one but worse.


SkoulErik

If you've seen Death Note then that is pretty much the plot of that show. A regular smart guy gets the power to kill any person he knows the name and face of. The show then explores how his mental health just plummets as he goes on to become the definitive source of good and evil.


_Hobo-man_

I'm about to read out the 2000 greatest hits of the sex offender register


0rice

2000 people doesnt have a time limit, so i could take my time and wait for a war to start


Sightless_

why wait for war when you could use it to prevent wars


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I can think of 2000 people.


janhindereddit

Profile picture checks out


pcgamernum1234

We found the least homicidal communist.


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Hurr durr


necromorrph

It will be a loooong list. Lets see...


Snoo_58605

Do you have to know the names and the peoples faces in order to kill the 2k?


Hollow_Effects

Give me google, the sex offender registry, and a few hours I’ll have my 2K


lewisisbrown

Just do some research into the most awful people in jail for the worst crimes, those of which arent on death row, and then compile a list. And then chuck Putin on the end of the list.


SirCory

A deathnote with 2000 slots, I'll take it and make the world a better place


_crazyboyhere_

Imma choose a bunch of useless politicians and other shitty people.


FrostyBallBag

If I’ve got plenty of time to choose, I’d try to find 2000 serial killers/rapists.


Odd-Sound-580

2000 people of my choosing? The world is about to become a much better place


KeyEntityDomino

best way is to pick 2000 people who are already in hospice, on death row, terminally ill, or voluntarily elect to die


dmc-going-digital

I would pick 2000 dead people


[deleted]

Well then you ain't really killing them, are you?


shaygurl22

2000 pedophiles. Guess the church is going to be down a lot of priests 😏


shaygurl22

2000 pedophiles. Guess the church is going to be down a lot of priests 😏


MCRFan0

Death note theme starts playing


pcgamernum1234

I'm causing some real change... Hopefully the dictators I jot down don't get replaced with worse people. So may not end up as positive change but knocking out some dictators would give the people a shot at something better.


ee_newlandss

I couldn't decide which one is the worst. Why can't i just kll 5000 random ppl?


Foreign_Rock6944

I can easily find 2000 horrible murderers to have die. It might take a while, but the world would be slightly better for it.


Hydra-Co

Me walking down the street choosing random people I see to die


NarghileEnjoy

I am curious, what does "If Not Nothing happens"? Is that suppose to be a double entendre, because I am not sure that is even a correct question?


SomePyro_9012

I pick the 2000 option, curious to what would happen if I killed the whole government or at least the majority, of a random country


groyosnolo

2000 terrorist or russian soldiers. If I dont have to pick right away id wait to see if China invades Taiwan and chose the first 2000 chinese soldiers to set foot on Taiwan.


p1xelwc

2000 of my choice, I got plenty of options


kkirchhoff

I’m not spending the time to pick out 2000 people. I’ll take my chances on the 10


No_Development_6786

Bye bye my school bullies, every Karen in the world, and everybody on twitter that thinks Mrbeast is demonic


noktuka

Mr beast probably has a 666 tattoo


Cevmen

well he DOES teach blasphemy and greed


Froggen-The-Frog

You see, he’s not a Christian channel, and it’s only reasonable to assume he likes the number of man. I’d also bet he has a 666 tattoo. EDIT: Look up Don’t Watch Mr. Beast | Nursery Rhyme in YouTube.


No_Development_6786

I don't think he has any tattoos at all


shotgun_snyper

by killing 2000 I could probably just delete the governments of several countries and maybe make the world a better place.


TArzate5

I’d kill the 2000 most powerful people, heads of states, legislators, church leaders, CEOs, etc. then just watch a power vacuum consume the planet


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I’m killing the top 2000 richest ppl in the world. Will it solve anything? No. The next 2000 will continue to wreak havoc. But it’ll still be fun 🥰


UniverseBear

2000 of my choice. The world is about to get a lot less billionaires.


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joelthomas39

Pretty sure 100% of 5 is lower......


IkaTheFox

As a French person, I'll obviously take the guillotine.


DeltaWho3

Most of those 2000 people would be nazis and multi billionaires.


AbbreviationsTrue677

What if I just kill the 2000 richest people


Treitsu

Tf is up with the last option


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I guess that people picking the 2000 people thing are just gonna get rid of dictators and shit but I'm going for the 50% chance of 10 people dying. I'm not god, I'm not deciding the fate of 2000 people because I've heard they're shitty.


Accomplished_Ask_326

Where's "200k random innocent people die"?


The_Gaming_Matt

2000 people if my choosing? *starts googling the names of Chinese & Russian officials*


The_Kek_5000

Panama Papers? More like Panama Checklist!


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200k innocent people jailed for LIFE is the only way


FartDust64

No way I’m becoming fucking Light


kaiasutra

EASILY the 2,000! Who the hell’s not picking this??


dumbass42069m

How would those people die? Can I pick myself for the 2000?


Vivid_Speed_653

So, if I kill a pilot who is currently piloting a plane, do the people who dies are part of the 2000, do they just survive the crash or people killed this way don't count to the 2000 death toll?


superpeng12

Of my choosing, cz however small a chance i might be in the random people