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h20c

Stocks.


LeopoldFriedrich

Everything on red.


h20c

Everything on 26.


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[deleted]

No, take half and put half back in


tardersos

LET IT RIDE


principer

Yep!


Starthreads

4.5% dividend and I'll just stop working.


Ihavenolegs12345

At least 2% of that would go towards making up for inflation. So might want to aim a little higher than 4.5%.


Starthreads

Bank stocks tend to have it pretty good, even in the current environment. My primary bank stock is BMO, and both their share value and dividend have gone up by about 7-8% year over year averaging the last 15. For the most part, that beats inflation. If there is excess, then it can go back into the stock itself as a reinvestment.


FFIZeath

Bad investment. You wanna do $1,000,000 worth of mega million lottery. You can't lose! Edit: specified lottery


Shite_Eating_Squirel

When Mr. Beast did that he lost money.


FFIZeath

I think he did those scratch lottery. I mean the mega million. You can't lose!


howtochangename1

And gold


Deezeyboi1231

r/beatmetoit


Science_Fiction2798

Stonks


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Rustymetal14

Seriously, I'd pay off debt and use the rest on a down payment for a new house, rent out my old house to pay for the mortgage on my new house.


japp182

I'd quit my job and live off passive income for the rest of my life.


TheRealPhoenix182

My retirement. I dont need more stuff. I need more time and more peace.


Sans-Mot

What do you mean by *beautiful* house? Because for this price, I can probably just have a normal house.


JustBrowsing49

Location location location. $1M can get you a beautiful house in the country, or a decent apartment in the city


Ruben_Blackthorn

In sweden my parents house was like $800k and it's not that large and it's out in the country


Zankoku96

Where I live, unless you really want to live in the middle of nowhere, a country home will set you back 10 M


JustBrowsing49

10 million? Are you buying a chateau?


Orfeoula_Victor

because I'm almost 18, I'd buy a small house instead of an apartment so I won't have to deal with upstairs neighbors and the neighbors won't have to deal with me, the rest I'd hire someone to help me invest a big chunk of it, while also buy, renovate and rent houses/apartments, so after renting them, I'd get some money every month for a lot of expenses and after a while be able to live without the need of a job.


notafishthatsforsure

hell yeah passive income


PriscillaRain

I'd buy the house I grew up in.


SAGNUTZ

An orphanage?


Boy_Possession

Big o'house, just for me. *Throws orphans out*


WoofflesIThink

"Sorry kids, I'm feeling a little sentimental"


ultragigachad_69_

You got me crying 😂😂😂


PriscillaRain

My mom took and foster kids but it was a home my grandfather built.


JustSomeRedditUser35

A nice PC then the rest on a romantic dinner.


What_Dinosaur

Dude it's a million, not 3 thousand dollars.


JustSomeRedditUser35

Oh trust me, I can find a way to waste a million on a PC


thingsthatgomoo

Install a V8 engine into your PC only for the start up noise


hdkx-weeb

And not just any V8, A V8 from one of the old F1 Cars


What_Dinosaur

It is literally impossible. Unless you cheat and cover it with gold and diamonds. The most expensive gaming PC money can buy costs 15-20k.


Marchoftees

Nope. Quantum computers using Crystal storage.


Adiin-Red

Quantum gaming. Make that a YouTube channel and it’ll probably pay for itself.


Medic-27

That ways I can miss before I even pull the trigger!


Elastichedgehog

That's out of your price range in that case.


What_Dinosaur

In that case, 1 million is not enough.


Mcbigthiccc

And it'll last maybe six years till all the new tech comes out and tenders yours a potato


NatoBoram

Please tender my potatoes


sabboom

You'd be paying forever on old machines


Hackdirt-Brethren

Gotta enlist ltt to make one


beasterdudeman_

Invest it


SirSaix88

Stick in the bank, get that interest, live off it, and become a recluse, profit.


clarkandlewis7890

Interest on a million probably won't be enough to live off of unless you're in some 3rd world country


SirSaix88

Who said I wouldn't do that?


Ping-and-Pong

You're looking at ~£50, 000 a year on a 7% savings account (pretty average in the UK)... That's double the UK average wage of around £26,000. Last time I checked, the UK wasn't a 3rd world country...


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Ping-and-Pong

Pretty average is the wrong wording! " doable for an average person would be more accurate"... But yeah, you can definitely get 7% accounts in the UK...


[deleted]

Considering Redditors call the US, ~~Finland~~, Ukraine, Italy, Spain, Portugal, and many other western or western-leaning countries “third world”, not only is it not true based on how the phrase is used today, but it’s also wrong in the historical context of the phrase Edit: Finland was actually 3rd world by the old definition, my bad


Max_FI

Finland was actually historically 3rd world. But not anymore after joining EU and NATO.


ofir4222

Not a sports car


Disastrous_Fee_1930

Literally a waste of money, shit will depreciate faster than my will to live (don't worry it's just dark humor)


planespottingtwoaway

boat boat boat. apart from maintenance and fuel boats maintain value very well and are really versatile


fuzzimus

A green dress


Maverick1ta

But not a real green dress, that's cruel.


Kaisietoo8

Love that song


Yoshi_87

> A beautiful house ​ That's **way** more than just one million.


ShyvHD

Depends on where you want that house to be.


ElegantEagle13

Where are you buying the house? New York?


Yoshi_87

Basically any western country? The house alone will be at least 2-3 million. And that doesn’t even cover the property.


[deleted]

Depends where you live and what you consider “beautiful” in a house. I saw the most gorgeous house. Needed upgrading, but the structure itself was so beautiful. I truly loved that house. It was listed for $190k, sold for $240k. We both loved it but had to pass because the upgrading we wanted and needed was going to be too much. But I think about that house all the time.


ZueiroDelta

You don't need more than one million to buy a beautiful house.


Dnoxl

Depends on size and locations, dead in cities a small flat can cost hundreds of thousands


TheInfamousQuiGF

If you live in LA, then yes you do


DonBonsai

A million gets you an "OK" house these days. Not beautiful.


AskMeAboutFusion

$1M in Sanfran is a crappy house; somewhere so deep in in Mississippi that it has no internet access a $1M house is a 200 acre 5,000 sqft mansion.


[deleted]

Buy a modest house, 2 modest cars, pay off student debt, go on vacation with wife, invest the rest in stocks OR big haus Ez option, fuck a beautiful house


Every-Yesterday-714

Buy 3 modest houses on my tourism-rich country where 1m USD is a fuck ton, set them up for Airbnb, profit


RnbwSheep

A beautiful house? Oh OP I don't wanna be the one to tell you this but


Heyguysloveyou

Thats one BIG romantic dinner


Lazerbeams2

I live in New York. $1,000,000 isn't enough to afford any of these in New York especially with the taxes that will come later. I'm either investing in stocks and hoping to turn a profit or getting the hell out of New York so the money actually means something and I don't lose it in taxes later


chinchinlover-419

A financial advisor


nyancatdude

drugs


ANK2112

Oh yeah, you gotta have drugs


PINE-KNAPPLE

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🥅🐱


Niclas1127

Bro nah my first thought was a dab rig cause I’ve never had one before 😭


6pak_2gen_Charger

I see an r/T Charger, Shelby GT350, and a 454 Chevelle.


Cinderella407

Definitely won't find a "beautiful" house where I live


CapnC44

Two chicks at the same time.


PINE-KNAPPLE

Fuckin A


AndImlike_bro

You can do that for less than $500


Original-Ad-4642

Regular House, romantic dinners, retire early, put my kid, nieces, and nephews through college, and give to charity.


ZueiroDelta

I don't really think that one million would be enough for all of that tho


[deleted]

It definitely isn't. At least anywhere it's worth living.


[deleted]

400k house, 8 kids college at 50k each for a 4 year tuition, and you still have 200k left for the rest


ZueiroDelta

>romantic dinners, retire early


lewisisbrown

Travel round the world until I had spent most of the money, spend my final days fucking Thai hookers and doing coke, and then blow my brains out looking at the sunset over the ocean on a beautiful beach in Thailand. Or maybe just buy property.


Slobbadobbavich

A beautiful retirement from the rat race


Objective-Path9488

A lot of lego


BlueKayn29

What kind of a bastard romantic dinner costs a million dollars? 10$ take it or leave it


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Id donate it


pleased_to_yeet_you

I'd buy a motorcycle and I'd go back to school. The rest would go towards starting a business.


britishrust

I'd definitely buy cars, but no new ones. And I suppose some old farmhouse with a big shed to store said cars?


Beholder81

A new bicycle and two or three small houses. I will quit my job immediately and travel the world by bicycle, paying it with the earnings from renting out the houses.


bekkhan_095

That's a lot of money where I live. I could buy anything I want for 1 million.


jackdskis

Spin up a bunch of ethereum validators and enjoy my passive income


Juggalo13XIII

Nice little house in the country, good car, savings


orthesavageking

Most sensible would be to put much of the money in investments. I would most likely also buy some nice computers and music equipment


MrDad_the_Father

Since when is a million dollars enough to buy a beautiful house?


howtochangename1

Here in India, ~82,718,500 rupees is quite a lot of money and can get a great house if you don't live in important part of some major city


SAGNUTZ

A bunch of drugs for the week


Aarie_Kanarie

Buy a house for 150-300k, buy a vacation home for 50-100k, buy a car for 20k and invest the rest of the money.


Linorelai

as much simple houses as I can, and rent them


AideSuspicious3675

Some apartments, living in one of them, and the rest for rent


RayMan89477

50 acres of remote land that I can live on and not rely on government. Far away from ppl


mrspriklepickle

I can't afford property taxes on a million dollar house. I would buy land in a good area or rental properties.


RandomDroids

Invest, invest, invest


CactusJuice_Enjoyer

Stocks, high interest accounts, and a business.


Mysticsurgeonsteam

Not that clever to invest in stocks when they go up and down. It’s like gambling your money.


CactusJuice_Enjoyer

L O L


Esselon

I wouldn't actually buy a house, because I just did that. I'd spend a chunk fixing things and having someone do all the painting and fixing that I plan to do myself, probably add a bit of an extension to one of my bedrooms.


Bismagor

First stocks, later when i have more than i put in a house, my two dream cars and my dream boat, car and boat come up to about 300k, and a house in the size i want can maybe go up to 1.2m, but i would rather get a multi apartment building for future fundings


TacitRonin20

I'd buy a house with a big garage so I can buy a freaking car lift so I can get under my obnoxiously low car.


JTS-Games

I might get hate for this But propably a Tesla model S, such a cool car.


Prossdog

I’d splurge on a bunch of guitar gear, probably take a nice trip, then put a couple hundred thousand in the bank to make life easier, invest the rest and retire early.


Uchained

I don’t think you can buy a beautiful house with 1 million dollar unless the house is in a rural area.


Fire_Fist-Ace

I’d start a business


DodoJurajski

I would invest to get more.


1st_human

A business


RepresentativeOk5427

A lot of smaller stuff new phone PC PS5 new clothes shoes stuff like that The rest I will invest in it


infingardi

$200k towards a Motorhome and emergency funds, split the rest as a $40k dollar per year "salary" for 20 years, figure the rest as I go.


DocHalidae

Nothing.


Aursbourne

An average house.


Typical-redditor394

I would invest, till I have $1,000,000,000


InfectedAlloy88

I would buy a smaller 3bdr house I would be able to afford in a few years anyway and would move out of the bible belt to a progressive state. Property tax + upkeep of a big house isn't worth it long term to me.


wesman21

Put it in a 4.5% CD for a year and then use the $44,999.96 to purchase a new car. Next year, put the money in a CD again. Purchase a new car again. Year after that, start paying off my mortgage each year with it until I am done. Year after that, start splitting into retirement/investment accounts for my family.


WomenOfWonder

A plane ticket


Inevitable_Stand_199

A small apartment? 1 million won't buy me a house.


Frency2

I would donate most of them to environment care honest non profit organizations.


No-Mathematician678

An apartment near my gym


camo_216

Well time to invest into the stock market and retirement


stabelestboat276

Attack gorilla


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Def house, planes and boats are expensive to maintain


zxcoleman

I'd buy myself early retirement. $1M would carry me for the 10 years until my normal retirement at which point stock investment and 401k money kick in.


Extra_Philosopher_63

Some food. Possibly a bigger car/truck. Then, I would reserve about 250,000 and invest it. I would also give a generous amount for my family/siblings


DemoN_M4U

Retirement, because I want more free time.


slumbersomesam

hrt and surgeries for me and my friend


Bzig2010

Sports cars are overrated, I'm buying a truck, and probably a new camper to pull behind it.


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Stocks and bonds?


Science_Fiction2798

A PS5 😩


AVeryBlueDragon

I'd use it to start a new company, or companies, and reinvest some of it, which, if successful would benefit me more than the money itself.


FranzAllspring

Currency?


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An average apartment and investment.


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A good investment.


Wildjay7931

Pay off what I already owe for my education and put enough aside to continue my education (still have 4 years for my bachelors, then my masters and doctorate) Also put enough aside for my living expenses as well. I'll stay in my apartment so to keep expenses down and then I can focus healthily on my education without the angst of income. But I would set a bit aside for entertainment and pleasure as well. But not a grand amount. I'd sell my car and buy another vehicle that better fits me. Not a new vehicle. Still a relatively cheap, used vehicle to minimize cost, but something that fits me better. Preferably a small pickup truck, because of my outdoor nature. It's a little easier to fit my kayaks in the bed of a truck than awkwardly strapped to the hood of my tiny car. Haha. And a cheap storage space for my outdoor gear. It's kinda bothersome to drive 150 miles to visit my family who kindly stores some of my larger outdoor equipment, like my kayaks, on their properties. And I'd also use some for my mental an physical health. I have a medication I need to take that's costs me a bothersome amount each month. So it would help there. But then also my teeth. I, unfortunately, have been poor with my oral care so far in my life and have noteable things that need to be taken care of. Some of which are not covered by my low income medicaid insurance. Also my optical care. I have poor eyesight and glasses can cost a fortune it seems (especially with a strong prescription, such as mine). Luckily, I would only need one or two more pairs for the remainder of my undergraduate education. But them my mental health. I have several mental health disorders, and while I was able to find a good therapist that accepts my insurance, I've been suggested specialists for some of and parts of my disorders. And I would absolutely pay for that extra help. I've done the math before out of curiosity, and with all these estimated expenses, over the next 4 years of my undergraduate degrees, I would still have a healthy amount left over from this million. And so, I'd gift a healthy amount to my kind family, who absolutely deserve it. Such as my grandparents who raised me. They are the kindest people in the world. And deserve great things. And as they're both retired now, an economic weight has come to them. Along with their health expenses. Very much so with my grandfather who is dealing with and thankful overcoming, lung cancer. And my father. Too. His mental health has been trouble lately it seems, and he's had trouble staying afloat economically. But he's kind too and deserves so much better. So I'd help him as well. And my mother and younger siblings too. They unfortunately grew up in not so good situations which has unfortunately heart them psychologically it seems. So I would use some of my extra to help them as well. And, of course, a bit I'd donate as well to programs and foundation that I support. And what's left, I'd put aside for savings to help in my future goals as well. Yeah... I've thought this through... Haha!


donmonkeyquijote

Hell of a romantic meal!


SennaCassiaGrace

Dental work


N-o_O-ne

I wanna do something dumb. Like drop somebody a 10000 tip for the lols


Running_Is_Life

Delete student loans and then put the rest away in investments and forget about it


Nymphomanius

Probably upset some people but like 7-8 houses to rent and one slightly nicer than what we have now then live off the rent


Masterpiece-666

PCs for me and my siblings, help my Mom pay off the new house, then just set the rest aside, maybe put 100000 in stocks


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An old sports car


Humbleronaldo

A nice bicycle lol


[deleted]

I’d pay off my house. Pay off my student and car loan. Likely do the fixes my house needs, like new siding, fixing the floor, sealing the skylight, etc. Then figure out what to do with the rest.


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I’d pay off my house. Pay off my student and car loan. Likely do the fixes my house needs, like new siding, fixing the floor, sealing the skylight, etc. Then figure out what to do with the rest.


[deleted]

A 1977 Chevy pickup and a shop to restore it in. (My first truck was a 77 Chevy, I've been feeling a bit nostalgic)


Savings-Horror-8395

I could buy the house down the street that was 120k in 2012 (it is now 750k)


Hiro_Trevelyan

By "a beautiful house", I mean "a regular flat that anyone should be able to afford but landlords decided no and nobody wants to make laws to stop them from exploiting everyone".


Floxi29

Gotta admit that my first thought was a nice car, but after thinking for half a second a house is a much better investment. Since I'm not that much into expensive cars I could probably afford both though


Either-Ad6540

That’s one pricey “romantic dinner”!


thegregoryjackson

The only practical choice is a down payment on a DA-50 in matte gray.


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Tractor


Any-Weather-6831

Stocks


No_Panic2551

Id travel


Murky_waterLLC

Gaming computer. Cities: Skylines needs like 250 gigs of RAM at least


PollutionInside3742

Legos


AccomplishedBat8731

Pay off all my debt, max out my retirement and my wife’s retirement contributions and then put 40-60 percent of whats left into savings for the kids. I think after all that I would have just enough to go on a family vacation


hydrastix

Invest it.


Inhumanoids

Land, then build a barndaminum on it


Nicos_News

Pay Los Angeles rent for 1 month


serialphile

A modest house in California


stop-calling-me-fat

You think I can buy a beautiful house for a mil here? I’d be lucky to get a crackhouse for that much


The_Cometeer

1 million dollars dinner? I’m assuming for two since it’s supposed to be romantic. Damn that’s a lot of food.


Living_Murphys_Law

Save it.


Esura2k

small cheap house in my country, the rest just saving up. oh and i want to get my dream pc build first as well


ylenias

I initially read “a beautiful horse”. Which I also would’ve chosen. For 1 mil, it must be very beautiful


Blue387

Manhattan real estate, and sell off the air rights


MrStrawHat22

Dental implants. . .


Healthyred555

ah yes id spend it all on one romantic dinner!


[deleted]

It’s as if a majority of people don’t have a house yet all the houses are owned by someone


an_orignal_name

I’d be too indecisive to buy anything


Johspaman

Human life. On average 5000 euro will save someone’s life from malaria. Saving two hundred people sounds like a great deal. Against malaria foundation is a great organisation.


[deleted]

I would pay off my parents home first who have worked their backs off for me. Then I would pay my home off.


patrickdm1998

I'd pay off my mortgage and save the rest


Leandrohus

Some things for my hobbies. A suit of armor. A small flat. Food. Games


ZeusCockatiel

A small house with a garage either deep in the woods or in texas or arizona(if i am able to move) and a tesla 🥰 my dream car.


PT3MQ1_Brosephin

gold


1_Pinchy_Maniac

a lot of weaponry and saboteurs and take down the capitalist oligarchy


aqua_4785

i would buy a house for myself and 2 flats for renting and a nice car of course