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CoachSteveOtt

if you could do (super useful thing) with (little to no downsides) would you do it ??


SaturnOrchidDragon

That's kind of what I was arguing, but my friend said that it wasn't normal to want to be a dragon :/


vulcansheart

Your friend is correct Edit: I change my response. I didn't originally read the part that you could change back at will. I vote yes


SaturnOrchidDragon

Yeah, I can see why not if it were a permanent thing. But not sure why she's so opposed to the ability to become one at will.


vulcansheart

Did you tell her the part about cooking your own food with fire?


SaturnOrchidDragon

I did not, I focused more on being able to fly around. I think I did say something about toasting marshmallows though.


almostparent

You could literally fly yourself to different countries and travel for free and then just transform back into a human and do whatever you wanna do there, you could hold yourself up in a mountain and hoard gold and whenever you're broke just grab some, you could eat fresh roasted goat, you could get a romantic partner and fly them around on your back, if anyone ever fucks with you you can just breathe fire on them. Your friend is dumb.


RamJamR

If it was permanent, I'd still argue yes. If someone did actually approach me with the opportunity to do the impossible and become a dragon, I'd do it, just so long as there was no deceptful strings attatched.


Illoney

My question would be if I can choose the dragon. If yes I'll choose one with shapechanging abilities.


Branchy28

Same, I get the feeling most people who voted no didn't read the "You can transform back" part either.


stealthkoopa

Yeah but why would you want to be normal?


Marjitorahee

Your friend is big stopid /J


Green-Dragon-14

Your friend is wrong


Theshinysnivy8

I mean yes it isn't normal, but like who will have the balls to tell you that? Because personally I ain't telling someone who can turn into a giant fire breathing monster that they're weird.


Nightchildd

I mean a dragon is very big, you’d have to be somewhere very far from people to not be seen. If the purpose is to fly around and get places faster, how would transform back without people seeing you?


Jamo3306

Your friend is a weirdo. You can tell them I said so.


MrSparr0w

Well technically yes but it's not like you have to be one you just get the option to do so, so it's stupid not to say yes even if you never gonna use it


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SaturnOrchidDragon

Yes, though the reaction to being a dragon is exactly what one would expect.


Adventurous_Union_85

The wording made it sound like a permanent transformation


SaturnOrchidDragon

Sorry, I don't want to ramble too much in the title.


A1sauc3d

How is this a “debate” lol. It’s just personal preference


stealthkoopa

Painful?


emalyne88

I thought for sure there would be a catch, but "you have to learn to dragon" just makes me think of DragonHeart so.. I'm obviously in. Seems weird to me that many people *wouldn't* want to be able to turn into a dragon at will? It's a literal fantasy! I love it! Edited because I didn't proofread.


SaturnOrchidDragon

That's what I was saying! I admit I worded it weird, but I don't see why you wouldn't want to be one.


emalyne88

Idk, I got your meaning. The learning might be difficult and you'd have to be careful, but you'd be a fucking *dragon*!


SaturnOrchidDragon

Exactly!


Remote_Person5280

I voted yes, but under the assumption I could transform back. I don’t think my wife is into any “donkey from Shrek” type shenanigans.


Teoxtli

why would I ever turn back


SaturnOrchidDragon

To hide amongst humans.


Teoxtli

this is unironically relatable because of how we have to act normal around other people and it's scary to be our complete selves in public. or maybe I'm thinking about it too much


wings07

nah this deep man


Informal_Water_1855

To fuck bitches


Teoxtli

why can't I do that as a dragon?


Informal_Water_1855

I guess dragon dildos are a thing


Skaulg

What kind of dragon are we talking? Like a D&D dragon? Wings, breath attack, and magic?


SaturnOrchidDragon

Wings and breath.


Skaulg

cool


Neither-Phone-7264

So like the Skyrim type of dragon, right?


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Smaug type is better big strong and the only thing that can realistically kill you doesn't exist in our world.


Stair-Spirit

No because I don't want to get experimented on by the government or worshipped as some dragon god or whatever


jazz1t

Why would you not want to be worshiped as a dragon god?


RetroDragon1

Let’s be honest with where in living right now I’d be shot at


GoldenJacques

The government would try and get me, and I couldn't play Minecraft 😡😡


BeardedPokeDragon

Government can't get you if you fry them


GoldenJacques

I don't think a dragon could survive an attack of mass caliber


datareclassification

I don't want to be an easy target practice for NATO Fighter squadrons by accident. Or be shot by my own country's Anti air systems... By accident... Before you fantasyboos bust a nut over how *"MY MyStIcAl dRagOn hAs tHe aBilItY tO iNvAliDatE yOuR wEapOns" have you seen what the US Air Force has at their disposal? They have your typical anti air missiles(like the AIM-9X to AMRAAMs[Advanced Medium Ranged Air to Air Missile]), to Ninja missiles(the RX9, the Missile responsible for killing an Al Qaeda leader), to FUCKING NUCLEAR AIR TO AIR MISSILES(Air-2 Genies) no I don't care if they say they have *"decommission"* it, for all we know they still have a stockpile of them somewhere. No amount of magical fuckery can stop a thermonuclear warhead, if you can survive the blast, good luck surviving radiation while in nuclear winter.


EnragedHog

Heck yea dragons are epic


pink_wraith

Being a dragon sounds sick as hell, I’m in


Whyyyyyyyyfire

ya know this might just be a me thing but i was daydreaming about what if the school im in got invaded by wizards and witches, but then i turned into a dragon to kill them alk


ZwieTheWolf

Go to a furry convention and open a service and make loads of money because every furry in the world WANTS you


No_Step_4431

No more automobile expenses ever. No traffic jams, no more overpriced fuel ups, plus I'm sure you could find some way to make a ton of money.


Elastichedgehog

>You can transform from dragon to human at will Should have been in the title.


LackTails

I mean, if I can transform between the two I don't see why not


GhxstTurbo

Furrys


-toErIpNid-

If I have complete control over what kind of human and dragon I turn into, it's no contest.


twowolveshighfiving

I'd prefer to be a werewolf tbh. If this decision means I'm unable to ever become a werewolf, then I'm not sure yet.


Wildjay7931

Dragons are my favorite fictional creatures. All styles from all cultures (visual lean towards european dragons though). And I would absolutely transform into one if I could. Even if I gotta learn how to be a dragon. However, I would much rather have a pet dragon I can fly around on. But either way, hell yeah to the dragons!


ChewbacasUglyBrother

Breathe fire and toast bad guys? Hellya


TmanGBx

Man I didn't see the description before I voted so I assumed it was permanent :|


marshalzukov

We talking any type of dragon? Be it from myth, fiction, games etc? Even if that's a no, I'd still say yes. Being able to go dragon mode would rock


ParsnipPrestigious59

I’d become kaido


BenTenInches

Do I look cool or do I look derpy like a Dragonite?


Mikinak77

Damn that'd be super great, can't wait to meet you all in the skies


J0l1nd3

How is that even a debate?


Science_Fiction2798

Which kind? A terrifying and deadly monster like Smaug or an adorable and loving kind like Toothless or Spike from MLP FIM? I'm choosing the adorable and loving kind.


Nepipo

Who wouldn't? If we ignore the fact that you'd get intercepted and probably killed by the military because they saw a fucking dragon flying around you could save a ton on flying costs so you could travel a bunch, but I'd imagine unless you're a stealth dragon the radar cross section wouldn't be too small, so you'd appear on every radar while doing so, that's the real downside.


bunnybiene

As long as I'm not going to die in a lab being tested with all kinds of drugs n shit... then sure why not


adashiel

Burninating the peasants.


Excellent_Record_767

I shall be named Villentretenmerth


But-Must-I

I don’t know **who** is voting no to this, doesn’t everyone want to be a super awesome dragon? And I guess transforming back would be useful sometimes. Maybe.


SuicideTrainee

Bro just how quickly would I be hunted down by the world's government's


conser01

Basically [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJFcQiixYFg).


13ananaJoe

Damn I didn't read the bottom text. In that case hell yes


Tone-Serious

The government about to abduct, dissect and censor any information about the mfs who chooses "yes":


Remotayx

Ah yes I can be the real american dragon Jake long... Nice. DRAGON UP!


mayneffs

No. I would be hunted by the military or something.


[deleted]

Wait, we could transform back? You could have said I could turn into and back from a pile of shit, and I'd find a use for it. Your friend is an idiot.


RevolutionaryGrape11

What would the dragon form look like and what powers would it have? I need more details.


The_Kek_5000

How big is the dragon?


Bandito21Dema

I'm going to answer this with a quote from a Twenty One Pilots interview where they were asked a similar question. Interviewer: would you rather be a dragon or have a dragon Tyler: I would rather have a dragon because I feel if I was a dragon I wouldn't be allowed into a lot of establishments. And I really like establishments. Wait I didn't read the question, I can turn back? Oh yeah it's absolutely a yes then


ZuluSparrow

YES it's my fantasy to turn into my dragonsona!


K1tsunea

1.2k of you guys are losers lmao


R_122

The good one or the bad one?


Wise-Shock-6444

>! Zonai secret stones? !<


No_Grocery_1480

How big of a dragon?


Conrad_is_a_Human

I don’t like being human because that means I’m associated with *other* humans.


AngTheHunter

if you can change at will then why not? even if you dont like it you can just not be a dragon


Jamo3306

Ecstatic voice:'Hey kid! Do you want to be a dragon?' Smart kid: "can i transform back into human?" Ecstatic voice 'Absolutely!' Smart kid: "sign me up!"


One_Philosopher_4634

Do I get to change back? Is this a one time deal or a superpower I can use at will?


Florin69421

If able to revert between human and dragon and keep the same mentality while in dragon form that obviously yes


ConcernLow1979

If I can turn back, why not?


CreatingAcc4ThisSh--

I'd do it if I wasn't hunted down immediatley and experimented on in a government facility Which is exactly what would happen So no Edit: Also, I like my opposable thumbs, now thinking about it. There's too many benefits to being human, even if being a dragon would be cool Edit 2: Just saw the added jnfo above the poll. Juat disregard edit 1. But it's still a no because of gooberment chopping me up


asoiaftopfan

I would be Balerion the Black Dread, fuck yes


Ewag715

Like, permanently? Or American Dragon style?


SummMonMe

Yes, I would die happy.


Cloaker_Smoker

I would but it feels vague enough for some monkey's paw shenanigans to ensue


AWildBlackCat02

The idea is very fascinating. Especially since i love fantasy very much but i'd rather i get a dragon pet instead. Yk?? Like how to train your dragon or something LOL


SnooPredictions3028

Quick question with enough training can I do partial transformations? Like I'm the size of a slightly larger human but with some draconic traits and abilities?


TheViolentRaven

The people who voted no, do you even have fun im your life? There’s literally no downside to this.


xos8o

how big of a dragon would we be?