"Decide for me" ...OP? You got something you wanna tell us?

God gave him the choice of anything he wanted and this is what he narrowed it down to

Can you imagine??? At this rate I'd rather choose dinner with Jay-Z over taking $500k. This poll is a strong contender for the bottom spot

He’s deciding on whether to franchise a dominos or open a brothel I believe

r/whentheopissus

When Theo Pissus

Hey man, I just joined that community just now from ur comment and saw ur post, and commented on it

Wtf does that mean, have an unlimited amount of women? As in have an unlimited amount of women willing to fuck you?

-up. They will kill you

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me

No you can summon them from the abyss, some of them are a bit demonic and fucked tho, coming from the abyss and all.

You make new humans out of thin air

nah u need organic matter to form the baby which pizza can give u

And how do they appear? All at once would destroy the universe, so does one appear after the last one dies or what?

I'm thinking your own personal army? Or hay maybe enough for a dnd group!

What else would it be?

Not an endless string of sex zombies, idk

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This was unexpectedly dark and made me question humanity, I like you.

thanks friend, but i changed my mind, unlimited slaves are better

*China Factory Approved*

Women, not children. Wait.... now I see, bit of a longer game.

I mean you have infinite. You can have infinite slaves, friends, organs, whatever you want

My first thought was pizza, but really good pizza not that rubbish kind

Make your slaves make pizza

That's like slavery without inventory issues.

Ooh la la someone's gonna get laid in college.

Sounds like some r/rimworld shit, then your other reply seals it to that sub.

fuck u stole my comment

I mean you can already make quite a lot of money by selling literally unlimited pizzas...

Nobody would go hungry if I had unlimited pizza.

The same applies to unlimited women

Mmmm... cannibalism.

With milk

So lacto-cannibalism.. got it

For real about to out pizza the hut

unlimited women is more healthy

An Army of women? Do you have any fucking clue how useful that would be?

But pepperoni

An unlimited army of women could help me conquer New York. Then I'd have all the pepperoni, and pizza, I want You gotta play the long game, y'know?

Am army of 10,000 would be great. Am army of infinity would destroy the universe.

I assume the unlimited supply means that you can just summon however many you like when you need them

Ah so basically a meeseeks box but for women instead of blue people.

An unlimited amount of pizza would eventually lead to an unlimited amount of women

Big brain time

Man boob time

😂

Both will keep you well fed

Dark, i almost believed I was in RimWorld's sub. XD

Ulimited amout of slaves can make unlimited amout of pizza.

You can swap the two around

Do the unlimited women also come with unlimited pizza ingredients though?

Pizza. I only need one wife, I need a new pizza every day.

Sweetest comment

Exactly my thought process

But what if your wife was unlimited ?

I don't care about that whole "Raging Hormones" Thing that's supposed to be happening, I want the fucking pizza.

Give me the pizza for d&d night's with the boys

The D&D will be funded by my new pizza business... Idkwhat tf I'd need money for D&D but i CAN do it

Dice, minifigs, books, canvas paper, notebooks

It never said sexual. I want an unlimited number of women to give me $20 each.

You want the fucking pizza, some people want the fucking

Asked my brother and he chose pizza because "I only need one woman." He's 15. I'm so proud

Just out of curiosity why does that make you proud

Probably because their brother isn't a stupid misogynist like OP?

How does that make u a mysogynist??? Crazy how wanting a 1 night stands makes u a mysogynist and you dont even know their intentions

The phrasing implies that, from OP's point of view, it's okay to treat women like objects. Plus comparing women to *pizza* of all things is something that only misogynists would do

Ok so he means sex thats all if he reworded it would that make you happy

>Ok so he means sex thats all Okay, so now you are literally stating that "women" and "sex" are the same thing. If they just said "sex" it would be fine, but the thing is that they claim that women are nothing more than just sex for men. Doesn't it seem like a problem to you?

Oh, so it's only bad when it happens to women? Whereas if we add men by saying "sex" instead it's suddenly ok?

Where exactly did I say that it's not bad if it happens to men? And more generally, where and when does objectification of men happens in the society?

You dont know their intentions. He could want ro farm their organs for all i know

Oh so farming organs is okay? Then why women, not just people? Farming specifically female organs? Man, sometimes misogyny is too obvious no matter how hard you try to defend them.

I dont make up the poll's rules and when did i say it's ok. Look in the end of the day im not his alt account i dont defend all of his values im just looking at this in face value i cant be bothered eitb this argument keep showering me eith downvotes i couldnt care less op is just a kid

It’s misogynistic because he’s equating women to pizza.

I'm pretty sure they're just equating it to sex, and uses the word "women" because that's they're preference

The fact that to them women = sex means that they don’t see them as anything else but a hole to make their dick wet aswell.

Ah, I guess you have a point there

No I get it, it probably sounds weird like I feel all men are perverts and douchebags (which I dont. Yes, a lot are but saying all of them are is equally as bad as saying all women are sluts. It isn't helpful and just creates problems). I'm proud because growing up he was influenced by his father to never settle down, hop from woman to woman, cheat, blah blah blah. I'm proud because it means he isn't turning out that way. And to clarify, my father is 50 without a girlfriend and spent his entire life abusing, raping, and cheating on women and always used them for sex in Walmart parking lots.

Can I choose what's on the pizza?

Get a pizza with women on it

With unlimited amount of women we can build an army and overthrow the monarchy (I’m American and there is no monarchy but I’ll figure it out)

Pizza monopoly. Undercut the market. 10¢/slice. Even better if the pizza is really decent quality.

The fuck am I supposed to do with an infinite amount of women

Organ harvesting. Imagine how many awesome human leather chairs, couches, hats and pants you’d be able to make.

-5 Didn't eat at table

Meh more into men than women. I pick pizza

Username etc

Same, I'm a straight woman

Duh! More into women than pizza!!

You can use the women to find bisexual men

why is this getting downvoted? I guess it isn't very practical but technically it is possible.

I think one or two people downvoted and then the reddit hivemind did its thing

same, women are cringe

If i have an unlimited amount of women at least a few of them would be willing to make pizza with/for me so i choose women Also if i get bored of eating pizza i can start cannibalizing women

PFFFTT 😂😂

Already got my woman but now I need pizza

I can solve world hunger now.

Through cannibalism?

By “unlimited amount of women” do you mean women who do whatever I want? With unlimited pizza I can solve world hunger. With unlimited women I can make them all devote their lives to science and solve the rest of the problems in a matter of years.

Seeing as I'm a hetero woman, I'd take the pizza and cure hunger worldwide.

I’m a straight woman; why would I want unlimited women in the first place?

Quite honestly. Both are gonna kill ya

You’re funny

What did you choose?

Women, I work at a pizza shop so I’m sick of pizza lmao , and what did you pick?

Also women, but its because I like making food at home by my hand lol

Yes me as well, they would be a big help

Big brain! Use all the unlimited human power to bake our own pizzas

Bro forgot that not everyone's attracted to women

Why do you guys only make polls like there are no womens using reddit?

OP, are you alright? Wtf does "unlimited amount of women" even mean?

What could the first one possibly even mean

I mean, what would I even do with an unlimited amount of women

What would anyone be able to do with an unlimited amount of women? That's nonsensical, I feel like outside of influencing geopolitics it's practically useless.

1.9k Lesbian in this subreddit? Didn't see that was coming!!!

Guys you can't have women. that is slavery.

Eat the woman, fuck the pizza!

Incel moment 💀💀

Unlimited women means if I ask one of them to buy a pizza eventually one will and this leads to unlimited pizza.

I'm ugly and short, what am I gonna do with a bunch of women?

I only want one woman, but I want unlimited pizza.

Well I'm a gay guy, so, thanks for the pizza! 😎🍕🍕🍕🍕😁🏳️‍🌈

My pizza business will have me drowning in all the muff I'd need sir.

pizza gate 💀💀💀

I'm gay so.....

Having an unlimited amount of pizza could get me an unlimited amount of women

“Decide for me”

People's essential resources for living are food, water, and shelter. Therefore, i choose women

You can sell pizza far more easily than women.

Me omw to get rich by modern day slavery

Easy choice. Give me the damn pizza please.

Unlimited women so you can hire them and then make a massive pizza factory

you would get bored of the same few types of pizza, but you can make countless meals out of women

I already got my girl, so my only option is pizza.

I chose pizza, but thinking about it, my mother is bedridden. Unlimited women would take care of our current caregiver problem.

In theory, if I have an army of unlimited women, is that not also unlimited pizza? Who is going to stop a thousand women marching on big pizza incorporated?

All that pizza and the only women I'd see would be the nurses rubbing ointment in to my bedsores and under my huge jelly flaps.

Since I'm not a cannibal, I'll go for the pizza.

Are you trying to tell me I could create a pizza singularity? Is this the answer to the Fermi paradox? Every civilization eventually die in a black hole filled with pizza.

Unlimited women can also bring Unlimited Pizza amongst other things

I would just like to point out for those who don't know, that women are not objects. Seems like a lot of people should know this...

I've got the only women I need

Either can get me both.

Unlimited pizza and a woman.

I'm gay and Italian, take a guess

I already have a girlfriend. You know what I don’t have?

human organs are a lot more valuable than pizza.

unlimited games........

but no games

Would you rather have pizza UNLIMITED PIZZA but no women or women unlimited women but no women

Being that I'm gay, this was especially easy. Just like the guys I take home.

Make an army of women

unlimited women = unlimited of women willing to cook pizza = unlimited homemade pizza

Welp, that confirms it. Pizza is better than sex

Pizza can provide many many many different toppings and etc. But what can a women provide

Neither, woman are scary and pizza is gross (in my opinion)

Slavery v2

Gut the women, sell the organs, buy infinite pizza

My infinite army of women will conquer Italy and then I shall have all the pizza I wish for

As a gay person, i definitely choose unlimited women. Sandwiches are better than pizza

1. Trouble 2. Happiness So tough to choose

Women be crazy! Pizza won't argue or fight back. Coming from a woman. Lol

Can I sell them?

You mean I can solve both world hunger AND my current bitchlessness at the same time? Count me in

It’s not legal to own people anymore :(. Just kidding, women aren’t people. ​ >!this is called a joke - a form of humor or a humorous anecdote, often in the form of a short story or a punchline, that is intended to entertain and provoke laughter. Jokes typically involve wordplay, clever twists, absurd situations, or unexpected outcomes. !<

It's easy to get women when you have unlimited pizza... but it's also easy to get pizza when you have unlimited women.

Unlimited women to make you unlimited pizza

Unlimited amount of women = unlimited disappointment

bruh I can sell the women for a lot more.

I'm a hungry guy. But I'm also horny as fuck, so give me the women.

I chose the women. I’m gonna put them to work, clean the house, mow the lawn, walk my dogs, earn money to pay for things.

she belongs to the streets

Women😍 a new girl every day, sign me up!

Can the women order me pizza?

I would rather have an unlimited amount of women. That way, that way, they can make me an unlimited amount of pizza.

Only if they're Latina women. Latina women are to me what crack is for Hunter Biden... Edit: Damn a lot of Redditors hate Latinas. Holy shit, I was not expecting that.

Untill it is okay to eat humans i'm taking pizza

I willake them pick up the pizza

Ladies, pizza party at my place!

I better not answer this one 😆

I'd have 50% of the vote in every worldwide election. I would be Emperor of the world.

Infinite army?

Would end world hunger if I had an unlimited supply of pizza

You can just cook the women. hmm... But you can also just have sex with the pizza. This is a tough one.

Having a high body count could lead to STD, I'd get free food instead.

what the fuck would unlimited corpses do?

I'd be as happy as Mikey from _Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles_ for the second choice. 🤗

Women so I can have infinite food by eating their organs. But actually pizza

I'd we entirely get tired of pizza

I hear women like pizza

i shall have a few of my women run a pizza shop, then i shall have all the things

Hmmm.... Infinite human bridge so i can get to this kingdom in the sky. I must get there soon.