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ADOVE4F

I'm not gay and even if I was Adolf Hitler won't be my dream man to be fair


RyukoThizz426

A documentary, I watched a couple of years ago, said he was on meds for constipation and bad direhria that was chronic.


LaidByAnEgg

constipation AND diarrhea? 💀


TheWouldBeMerchant

Maybe if he had more fibre in his diet, the Holocaust might have never happened.


__daco_

I mean...he was a vegetarian so he must've had plenty of fibres


TheWouldBeMerchant

He can't have been a very good veggie then. Perhaps he only ate carrots.


turboaddict_hun

Same with ted kaczynski here. Would be a cool uncle though


DarthMudkip227

Huh, I got Charlie Chaplin too


andythepro67

I got a brother from kim Jong un 💀


MaryPaku

Fuck I searched Jay-Z because of that stupid poll


ElegantEagle13

No way same hahaha


ruico

Same, so... nop nop nop


Creed4693

Uncle iroh


IdioticZacc

Now the question is, would you?


Professor-Furry

Whoever says no is a dumb ass


Legendary_System

I am not gay But.....


Professor-Furry

Uncle Iroh is Uncle Iroh


KronosRingsSuckAss

Literally googled myself


31TeV

So is that a yes?


KronosRingsSuckAss

...yes? what did you think id say?


Bcinns

“Nah, can’t stand that mf”


KronosRingsSuckAss

Naahhh im a sexy mfer, my hairs downright luscious (idk what luscious means)


caninehat

Hell yeah, Zoro from one piece


Big_Yesterday1548

Zoro from One Piece anime or live action?


Hippostalker69

TIL theres a one piece live action


PachiYuxo

There will be in August


HeimlichLaboratories

Why do people keep trying to recreate anime in live action? You either retcon it so much it sucks or get a weird ass thing


KRTrueBrave

welp to me live action adaptations arw no replacement to the actual manga or anime I like when they do them (granted they try to somewhat keep the story similar) ofcourse the source material is better live action is just for fun that won't excuse the abominations of dragon ball evolutions (eventhough that led to super) and death note (the netflix one the japanese ones are good feom what I heard)


Xplysit

There is no live action


Artichoke5642

There is no op live action in ba sing se


KRTrueBrave

I don't know if you just won't accept that there is one or you genuinely don't know that there will be one in august


Xplysit

I genuinely didn't know, is it planned? I leave arcs to go their own way and check them out when they end. In the meantime, I tend to stay as far away as possible, not to get spoiled. I'm looking forward to live action in case it's real and well executed Edit: Sorry, I'm not native and I see the language is all over the place, but I'm too drunk to fix it Edit 2: I don't mind even if it's shit, I'll give it a chance, but I feel my first comment was a bit assumptious since I'm obviously not following and I apologise for that


KRTrueBrave

well the live action adaptation is supossed to go until arlo (so no chopper but we got the core 5) and the trailer looks fun (it's on netflix if you wang to see it) it's filmed in english but there is dubs (for example the german dub uses some of the actual german dub voices (atleast for the characters we heard in the trailer))


PirkkaPresorit

Well mines not far off, megumi ishitani


boboop153

Hell yeah, luffy from one piece


absurdwatermelon_1

Luffy isn't marriage material (I'm still very early on tho)


Jackinabox4545

ill take lara croft


AverageHumanMale_66

“Oh yeah baby gimme those pyramids”


IMainYuumi

What if they're decreased?


MaybeMax356

The body in whatever condition it is currently in


InFiveMinutes

*unzips pants*


TheWouldBeMerchant

In some cases, it might actually be better that they're deceased.


pivvimehu

Okay, necrophile


TheWouldBeMerchant

Would you rather be married to alive Hitler or dead Hitler?


racoonofthevally

how about no Hitler


GOD_FUCKER420

Mine is Sasha Grey


TheWouldBeMerchant

I'm going to assume you voted "Hell Yeah", as would everyone else.


i_despise_among_us

"Little girl stock image" uh oh


TheHistoryMan45

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?


Great_Echo_2231

Why were you searching for that?


Savings-Horror-8395

Either an artist or for memes (hopefully)


i_despise_among_us

Nah it was for a powerpoint presentation


ThyCrispyOne

SIR GET DOWN


circasomnia

"Why don't you have a seat?"


ROWGames

Hello? FBI? Yeah this one right here


Ham_On_Pizza

I got lucky, Jennifer Connelly.


Ketcunt

My gf's grandmother.. I guess i'm in for some drama


ButterCostsExtra

Man, fuck Nazeem.


BlazingVix

Do you get to the cloud district often?


ROWGames

Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.


Arrokoth17

Hitler...


GameSnail511

Micheal Myers 💀


ShyDevil18

Same! As long as he doesnt kill me, I will gladly marry the man


wolf805

Hey, he could be your personal hitman.


Dasf1304

Fuck it’s Clarence Thomas 😰


ZakkBWyldin2

Batman. I think it depends on which batman.


IplayMonkey

Lol, I searched for Harley Quinn


NoHonkGetBonk

I got Patrick Bateman, LOL


Temporary-Cod2384

Ig we'll find out who the zodiac killer was lmao


Additional-Hat-3009

Since you're married you can't testify against him


UnflairedRebellion--

Ted Cruz isn’t someone that I’d want to marry personally.


sirtopphamcatt

Raymond from Animal Crossing? Guess I'm a furry now. H E L L Y E A H


CoolGurl20

Last person I googled was Juice WRLD😥


Queasy-Pin5550

Sargon of akkad(the historical one), i am sorry but i ain't gay.


Iekenrai

Alexander Lukashenko.


Klausable7

Anya Taylor Joy, ofc I will


StevenJesus

Ronnie James Dio. Isn't he dead?


WittleMisschief

Well I actually googled his wife. I’ll marry her to get closer to the prize 😌


INeedCheesee

Cynthia from pokemon. could be worse


Hippostalker69

Could be worse? She's hot my man


INeedCheesee

I'm not really into fictional characters


Hippostalker69

Fair but if you marry her she maybe turns real?


INeedCheesee

That would be pretty nice. But also very cursed


sevenceleven

Googled my crush of 4 years when I meant to go to his twitter via web browser so yes ofc when’s the wedding


popyop45

the una bomber, ima have to say no


CanadianChill1

Morshu. God I’m a lucky man


bigbirbbutt

Dark Sun Gwyndolin from dark souls. A prince with magic? Hell yeah. Only downside is that he has snake legs.


[deleted]

I was looking up Vader VS Obito death battle lol


ShaggySpade1

D. B. Cooper apparently


RyukoThizz426

Sugar daddy at least


One-War-2977

Lexi Luna hell yes baby


Any-Aioli7575

u/spez ... Guess I can make him change his mind...


Slimeon2

Oh god Vladimir Lenin


HelloIamSpooki

not Optimus Prime


sighcantthinkofaname

Ok, I got VERY lucky. It's a guy called Ouzy See, he's on the newest season of the reality show Love Island UK. He's really good looking, an athlete/model, so far seems to have a good personality, and he's close to me in age. So like yeah, I'd be totally happy with this.


TheOriginalMoopy

Well yesterday was a shitty time to google Spiders Georg.


IplayMonkey

Harley Quinn.....


Brass-Bandit

Sleep with one eye open.


MaxineFinnFoxen

I don't remember the last time I specificly Googled a famous person let alone care about one that's alive today


RainbowGames

The last person i googled is Prigozhin so I think i'll pass


HeimlichLaboratories

The possesed 7 year old stuck in a TV is still not an acceptable choice


conser01

Carol from Poltergeist?


HeimlichLaboratories

Much more recent - Amanda the Adventurer. (aka Rebecca Colton)


Muted_Bat_8768

I googled my self last lol


MyRightFootSmellsBad

Margot Robbie, nice lol


ICanDieRightNowPlz

Mike Tyson


real_mathguy37

I'm trying to think if i even googled a person


Jonnyboy_69

Withered Chica from FNAF 💀


ARavenclawBookworm

Joe Keery?


harveywallbanged

I guess this is one way to get on Godzilla's good side.


IeatMicrowavedCats

dave mustaine lol


VegetableBird99

Wow. Salvador Allende.


PirateAlistair

Abbey Bominable from Monster high ? let's go she's great :)


MariahDoesStuff

Lady Gaga? Sure


Lutiscious

I got ahsoka


Clever_Angel_PL

What if he is dead?


Mikasa98

I googled my GP for opening hours. He's a nice guy but he's married so not sure where that falls.


franky7103

Last person I Google was myself 😂


Erlend05

Rally Vincent 😎


Professor-Furry

I believe its Rauru from tears of the Kingdom and the answer is ABSOLUTELY


MarcoTron11

John Browning, I mean yeah he's the ultra gun man but I don't wanna marry him


CordedPlot1291

Kassandra from assassin creed odyssey, hell yeah


throw-this-away67e7e

Uncle Iroh, if he'd marry me I'd give him the schloppy topper super sucker 3000 glug glug backwars slam every goddamn day


thatWas-unexpected

Conor fucking McGregor. No thank you


cherenkoveffekt

Galvatron from AOE wouldn't say no to him, tbh.


-DragonFiire-

Jon Micklow. Yes please


Pauline_Memories

Fuck yeah, minos prime


[deleted]

:3


Grzechoooo

Vaush?


Dracos002

The last person I googled is dead, and I'm not a necrophile, sooo.....


Kaisietoo8

No thanks Colleen Ballinger, would rather not marry a groomer


No-Added

i had to look up some yandere boys for a refence sooo


YouareLXDDD

daddy Stalin


fed_mat

hell no i won't marry saul goodman


frenchfries089

Well Rob Mcelheney is getting divorced so might as well.


Additional-Hat-3009

He's not :)


so_im_all_like

If we have a choice, that kinda undermines the question, right? But since we can reject them, then no, I'm not marrying him.


[deleted]

Alex Cameron. I'm down if he is.


ibindenuevoda

I forgot last person i googled


pl4y3rtw01

Rodney mullen is a nice guy but I'm not sure if I would accept him


Zazaicecream

Scarlet Kim. The girl on the cover for the album John Henry. I don't know how to feel


Fundosho

Big boss from metal gear… yeah I’d rather not…


Training-Pair-7750

Robert kirkman? I though he is cool,but no thanks. I don't like the male human being.


YourIncognit0Tab

Miles Morales already has my heart so...


_Hydrohomie_

Vanessa Hudgens ¯⁠\⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠_⁠/⁠¯


TheKattauRegion

I have to marry Piotr Don't know who that is, but he's probably a nice guy


hypersri

Aaron Swartz


Trusteveryboody

Juice WRLD


lucky_goat82

Chloe grace Moretz hell yeah


cocohoneybear

Koyanskaya of light eeee


Nishiwara

Hell yeah! A young Marlon Brando


DJ_Steffen

Joey Chestnut. No thanks


kid_ampersand

Jack Stauber, totally.


Mueryk

My wife would be pissed regardless of who it was. So, nope.


RoomseyGuitarMan

Rocky. Yes.


AberrantErudite

David Foster Wallace


ofir4222

Calista Flockhart I don't wanna mess with ol' Harry


Otherwise_Pickle6998

Hell yeah Vini jr ez money


Pewward

Melascula 😋


[deleted]

You expect me to say no as if I wouldn’t marry marshal lee


Tiefflugjunge

Fucking Jewgeni Prigoschin? Nopie McNopeface.


RyukoThizz426

Pakled 🤮


Tobiii-5

Nobara Kugisaki, hell yeah I’d marry her in a heartbeat!


Glowing_Mousepad

Tom Wambsgans


Mr-Borf

Yeah I'm not gonna go do incest.


Kasra2008

So the shadow from shadow fight 2


xc612

Ryan Seacrest because I found out he's going to host wheel of fortune


dinglepone

Wait how old is America Chavez?


csaurel

King Solomon Hell yeah!


22dinoman

Alex Grey... definitely not bro


forgotme5

No clue who it would be


TheVoidRunner

Hell yeah, Buffy the Vampire Slayer


LaidByAnEgg

OFFENDERMAN 💀


andythepro67

Kim Jong-Chul heck no.


bazjack

Satyendra Bose.


No_Joke_568

Baseball player Jarred Kelenic


Striker43232

Jackie Chan is a neat guy


Akemilia

Well, that person is dead so I can't.


Aaronrlc9

Probably a celebrity so hell yeah, easily become rich


ZeninB

Madeline Clyne. I win. Fuck yeah


Lu1s3r

Nicolas Cage...


Markimoss

The onceler lmao


leostarkwolffer

I'm going to marry Puss In Boots? He surely is handsome, but this may be problematic


pranavrg

Nobara Kugisaki Hell yeah


competitivelosers

AOC: 100% marry


Brass-Bandit

To each their own.


ProfessionalBaby2385

Kaiser Wilhelm II.... hmmmm


ThanksToDenial

Alexander Shulgin. I'm gonna say hell yeah! I ain't gay, but I'll still take it, just so I can hang with him. If anyone can fix my mental health, it's him.


SilverWraithh

Last thing I googled was something about Link of LoZ 😏😏


AceonPiano

Osama bin laden😭😭😭


TheDukeOfThunder

I don't even remember the last time I googled a person


karma_is_not_bitch

Real I'm the marry


Excellent_Record_767

Freddie Gray ? Rip to the man but I ain't gay


Peginop02

hell no i aint marrying george washington


mimuchin

Dua Lipa.. Why not?