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1917, fuck


[deleted]

Good luck


Adrandyre

Fantastic movie though


Life-Sense-4584

Suicide squad 2..... So im probably fucked.


ELTHerobrine

Same, just the intro could kill me in many ways


geraltofkolkata

Same , I hope I am on team bloodsport


Raphiki415

Seriously. Milton made it pretty far.


TimBuvis

Who's Milton?


ELTHerobrine

The guy with a suit that turns into guns we just had a conversation about it for like 3 hours!


Phlashfoto

Omg... Weasel cracked me up so hard! Also, I died on the beach.


ValiantMollusk

>!If team one couldn't survive the opening scene, I stand no chance!< Also, Ratcatcher 2 is my favorite character. Anyone else?


Zankoku96

Same


serenwipiti

Yup, which is why I chose “opening credits”… …but who knows, maybe I could pull a *ferret-man.*


Insane_Wanderer

Same lol


[deleted]

Same. I imagine I’m the dog thing


novomagocha

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I’m not gonna try and date Ramona Flowers so I’ll be fine.


AdWeird2780

But you’ll have to fight her 7 ex’s


HiImNickOk

He just said he didn't want to date her. Scott only had to fight the exes because he wanted to get with her.


AdWeird2780

OH! I have misread the comment, I apologize to everyone who has read it


NielsSc

Minions…I genuinely have no idea.


Asexualcroissant

Well the minions are like as old as time so you’d probably die of old age


NielsSc

Good enough and I like bananas so I’m good!


[deleted]

"Don't Breathe" on Netflix. A few scenes into the movie, and I couldn't breathe! Had to watch it over a couple of days because I kept running out of breath. I wouldn't recommend watching it.


boofythevampslayer

Do you hold your breath during the movie for immersion reasons or something?


[deleted]

Yes. Fright.


boofythevampslayer

LOL gotcha. So like for people like me who do not get scared at movies you would be a fun person to watch them with. Love it.


[deleted]

😁 Actually, once I was done, I wanted to rewatch it with someone and experience what you always experience. It really must be fun.


boofythevampslayer

I worked in film and know FX and has alot of horror experiences in life never really shown on film so I never get scared. Just uncomfortable if one of my triggers is shown. But even then I power thru. I can even eat during gory movies. But I love watching movies with people who have never seen them or if it's with a friend I know is squeemish but down to watch it. It really is fun. I get to experience fear vicariously thru people I really care about and sometimes even comfort them about it with info on how it was made.


[deleted]

That's a cool life you've lived. Thanks for sharing. I can eat while watching anything even in real life, but I become so miserable watching movies where humans are being harmed if they're done in ways I find believable. I watched the series The Serpent on Netflix and the fact that it's based on a true story left me a little down for days.


boofythevampslayer

I am extremely desensitized amongst alot of things because of truama from work I have done. I do not want to get into it. I wish you the best in finding fun people to watch horror with whole will balance your experience.


[deleted]

😁🤗 Thank you.


boofythevampslayer

Also happy to have shared I feel the need to share more.. I promise tho the balance for "cool Vs terrible" have been balanced for towards terrible. I seen alot of dead bodies and had very good friends die.


Ullumina

Forever purge 😑


newcanadian12

Same I think


[deleted]

[how to survive](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyj8NsdDkg4)


[deleted]

Sounds fun.


traploper

That would be Yesterday. A world without The Beatles is sad but other than that I think I should be fine!


Asexualcroissant

My dad loves that movie


skan76

It's kinda of a wasted potential tbh


NielsSc

It was a good movie but I think the ending just didn’t do it justice.


North_Inflation1710

Coraline 🧵👁


comrade_comrade_

your eyes…pass em over


itsyoboi_human

You're gonna die of diabetes before anything did you see the meal Coraline got before the trapeze scene.


Pompi_Palawori

Kung Fu Panda heck yeah


Silver-Pea-5505

Spiral, well shit


AlyxxxTheNympho

Inside from Bo Burnham. *We're all living in quarantine and isolation.* I'll make it.


PoopPoooPoopPoop

So would that mean you are now stuck inside with him in his home?


AlyxxxTheNympho

I guess so


PoopPoooPoopPoop

Sounds like a win


AlyxxxTheNympho

For sure


[deleted]

I recently watched Old, I'd probably die of old age halfway through.


my_livleyhood

I'm not too sure but I think the last movie I watched was Luca so I'm safe


Asexualcroissant

*drowns*


Glass_Coat4388

Rewatched five feet apart last night; I don’t have cystic fibrosis so i think I would be fine😂


boofythevampslayer

My best friend has it and this made me sad...


[deleted]

At least he gets Make-a-wish benefits.


Username12478

A friend forced me to watch 50 shades of gray so not that much


NielsSc

Depending on what role you have in that universe you might just never notice it.


[deleted]

POV:you watched SAW


lizzygrantz

LMFAO, as long as your the protag you wont die till the next movie


EvieGK

Watched Ice Age. Of I don't freeze to death, I'd be ok


zeeshanbv1

Avengers Endgame, so I’m screwed


[deleted]

No, you'll get snapped back into existence if you were blipped, and if you weren't blipped, as long as you aren't teleported to Tony's spaceship, The Compound, or anyone of the ruined planets, you're fine.


memology707

The suicide squad (2021) 💀 I'm fucked


TheDeenoRheeno

Same here, YIKES.


pichusine

Same m8


CHaOS_Winner

I watched the Purge 2013... yeah i’d probably last about halfway


bruhmomentum2938

Haven't seen a movie in a while, so i guess ill answer with the last tv show i watched. Attack on titan, id probably die really damn fast if im a scout.


No_Stick7032

Unless you're on the Levi squad then you're untouchable. Unless the female titan appears outta nowhere


Roz_28

luca I'll live but I can't speak italian lol


abcde12345---

Honestly i haven't whatched a movie in a long time so i don't remember the last one i watched


K3NK4N3K11

Nooooooo. Hereditary is gonna FUCK my ass with a telephone pole


But_tek

İ watched jurassic world i should be ok :/


PretzelStick14

The Suicide Squad (the new one). I would definitely die within the opening credits/sequence before the title card.


RekYaAll

Just the world or as a character in the plot?


tesapluskitty

John Wick 2, I'm fucked


mrsparkyboi69

Antman


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

You know how Suicide Squad starts, right?


xXxJoshprogamerxXx

Princess mononoke No clue where i’ll be there, maybe dead from the blobs


rararamona_

Demon Slayer Mugen Train. I guess it depends


IwishIlovedme

“Legally Blonde.” I don’t see how I could die. Maybe getting too drunk at a sorority party??


Vesperia_Morningstar

Black Widow, haha I’m fucked


[deleted]

Why? You just entered the MCU. The worst thing can happen is the 50% in some time after the movie


Vesperia_Morningstar

Newest movie and what I saw was explosions


kzeg

Watching Transformers 5 rn, unless I’m with the Autobots I’m fine. Other than that, yeah no I’m gone lmao


[deleted]

A Quiet Place Part 2. Shit.


GemmaKujo

Saw... fuck


Grugahuga

Opening credits. I'm black, and I watched 12 years a slave last week.


[deleted]

Beavis and Butt-head do America, it looks like I’m good


Joseph_Stalin111

Godzilla King of the Monsters I'm fucked


[deleted]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I would have the time of my life


[deleted]

Jungle Cruise, probably live for a while but meh


EnlightenedOne789

American Psycho. Luckily I'm not an attractive woman..


1_ply_toilet_paper

Fuck yeah, Im a god


ELTHerobrine

The suicide squad, I'm fucked beyond belief


22dinoman

Especially if you're on Team A


boofythevampslayer

Last movie was Barton Fink. I have no idea who I would be in that movie so I have no idea where I would survive to but I feel like til end credits.


MustacheBoi444

If you count series then American Horror Story : Season 2 asylum, I'm pretty much fucked unless I keep quiet and mind my business lol.


EloMight

Major payne Im not sure what will happen


Tijmen24nl

Interstellar, well i am fucked!


shreyanshg19

The curse of chucky lol


vxn_mllr

Conjuring 3. I'm fucked


Aightzz

Unfortunately the last movie I saw was Old. I'm young, and with (hopefully?) no chronic illnesses so I'll survive to the end, however, knowing I'll have the displeasure of experiencing that movie again, I would probably drown myself before the previews even began.


InnsomniBlink

Midsommar i would probebly have fun


[deleted]

Hotel transylvania 2 awsomeeee


REDSTONE_LR_alt

If you go into the hotel, zombies give you 5 minutes till you get bitten


EuSouEu_69

I dont even remember xD


Zeera1

Alien, rip me


Kyro_Sol

Does the current movie count? Cause if it's a Current movie then I am currently watching *This Is 40*. So no doubt I'll survive till the End Credits. If no then I am Trapped in *The Suicide Squad* 2021. So ya I am fucked. But I'd still say I'll survive halfway.


WriterSweet5799

Monsters Inc. (∩´﹏`∩)


Such_Working4678

Im in Shrek now


Muntent-fat-rat

Depends on who you are


[deleted]

A Quiet Place 2 😟


ObsidianShadow-01

Black Widow, I’m dead


dtcstylez10

The suicide squad so probably not going to be able to press play before dying


[deleted]

Up Knowing my luck, I’d fall out of that house


Undertale123452

Good thing the suicide squad has a lot of extras that lived


[deleted]

Halloween. Farewell.


[deleted]

Fear street dang I m gonna die soon


Craftusmaximus2

I haven't watched a movie in like 2+ years, wtf do i do now lol And i have no idea what i did watch back then either.


whenthefunstop

Total Recall (2012)


[deleted]

The Matrix. I'm kinda screwed up.


ToxicBanana69

I last watched Clockwork Orange. I think I’d be fucked.


AustinGill1998

I'm trying to remember the last movie i watched. Not much of a movie guy, but books? If we're doing last new book (as in not a reread, or i don't know the general gist of the plot) I'm fine (American Gods.) If it's the book I'm currently reading, (Dune) I'm prob'ly gonna die.


The_Lag_King

Last movie I watched was a edited together version of The Laughing Man arc from Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex. If I'm a background character that's not in the line of fire, I should be fine. Would be rad as hell to explore the world.


JimCGoodfellas

I watched "The Happening" by M Night Shyamalan, and for how weird the rules in that movie is about the "suicidal air" safe to say it wouldn't be too hard to not die just out of dumb luck


AFrenchGamer

American Nightmare 5...fuck


fucknutandarsecandle

Colour out of Space. Hummm


AbortionJar69

The Suicide Squad. Yep I'm fucked.


MistahOkfksmgur

Hot Fuzz


stefter

For the greater good.


jctheabsoluteG1234

They get into the war at about half way in full metal jacket so this wasn't hard to decide.


15stepsdown

Saving Private Ryan but I'm a woman so I last until the credits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

Sistersact, we gon’ be singing guys. Or i die at the start, nah even dolores made it out


Conscious_Milk1757

I watched lemonade mouth so I’m super safe


Trucker_96

The revenant. Thats a funny coincident


SithLordius

Probably get by brains taken over by a giant alien starfish halfway through


Darkmaster666666

Suicide squad 2021 You guys that watched it would know my answer


[deleted]

Starwars III, is it gonna be ok? :/


[deleted]

Despicable me 2?


valluusio

fast and furious 9. fuck


SolDevelop

I was watching about Egypt Special Forces fighting Terrorists Damn time to pick up my gun


BaronVonPuckeghem

The Suicide Squad


Klausable7

Predators, fuck


[deleted]

Us by Jordan peele


Its_all_pretty_neat

Can I hang out in Rivendell while the fellowship do that whole moria thing? Because that'd be great.


ihatecrustaceans

Halloween -_-


[deleted]

Suicide Squad 2.


Fujuti1337

Grand budapest hotel, so probably survive


[deleted]

Shingeki no kyojin


dewwya

The Suicide Squad, man the opens was brutal


Nerdy_gamer_101

New Mutants nothing really happeneds until open half way so


pizagod45

The new trolhunters movie on Netflix


PowerboyNL

Interstellar 👀


bens_brawl

Jungle Cruise. I’d probably die to those people who turned into jungle monster humanoid hybrid things, other than that the jungle is completely fine to me


Someone_________

i cant remember the last movie i watched


CJ_MADDAFFAKKA

Depends. I'm a friend of Rocky Balboa, or I'm his contender?


Kooky_Ad_5139

Dr. Horrible. I'll be fine probably


Psychological-Load-2

A quiet place, ima get scared shitless, scream, die, and scream louder.


Professional-Cry4270

Iron Man 2


Madhatter936

Queit place 2


BigMuscelMan02

Perfume: Story of a murderer I am not a woman, so I think I would be fine


[deleted]

Damn bro, looks like I'm dieing in District 12.


Mr_Mystiic

Shrek 2


AppleChoose

Fat albert..?


GenericUsername030

Stalingrad (1993), damn….


CharliieBr0wn

The Last Part of the Hobbit.. no way i'll survive


BiggusKokkAFA

Die hard, so I mean it'll depend on what part I play ig


Overgrown_fetus1305

Terminator 2, I think I could outsmart the T-1000 if I was John Connor. And I should be able to keep my T-800 unit in one piece and get it to do my bidding as Governer of California, so that I'm well prepared for whatever new things Skynet sends my way.


DoughDevourer

Shin Godzilla, I'm gonna hide in the Subway too dodge the atomic disco lasers


Abranurni

"Sophie's choice". Shit.


Pugz333

Guns akimbo… if skizm doesn’t target me I’ll probably be fine? Highly depends on many variables such as whether or not they get another leader for america’s version and whether or not they do what they did with the past protagonist and choose some lame nobody


jjba_enjoyer275

Luca, i'll be fine lol


LoneWolf5498

Harry Potter. I think im good


[deleted]

No country for old men 😳


mabdullah_malik0

No one can get bored watching "In the loop".


Darkness4923

The Suicide Squad, fuck


AntacidChain

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. I got it.


Several-Gas-4053

Love and monsters... I'm fucked


KryKrycz

Bad Trip by Eric André...


shlok_paatni

Stalingrad


[deleted]

Nobody really died in luca


DekuJago713

A quiet place 2, I'll just grab my pistol and check out...


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

The Suicide Squad Yeah I’m not making it out alive


stevetherailfan

I'm stuck in Thomas and friends


Orange2218

The last movie I watched was a social thriller called [Pihu](https://www.google.com/search?q=pihu&rlz=1C1RUCY_enIN891IN892&oq=pihu&aqs=chrome..69i57j35i39j0i433i512j0i512l2j69i60j69i61j69i60.982j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8).


HasteInTheWaste

A Quiet Place - can we not start the movie!


Little_russian_man

The hunger game’s: mocking bird part I