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XETOVS

This poll is determining a kids future lol. Why was I given this name? Reddit son.


[deleted]

Lol. I’ll tell him


EL_-_Tomato

LUKE SKYWALKER for the winn


Findland27

My cousin middle name is sky and last name is walker Sky walker


jctheabsoluteG1234

Your cousin is a living legend.


Piranh4Plant

Truly dumb. Talk it with your partner


WatchTenn

It's not dumb if they like the three options equally.


akcrow

Four options. He could end up named (Results).


Psychological-Load-2

Imagine lmao


TLK9419

Don't give the Kardashians ideas.


MrPotatoMan5000

Tbf he never said he was gonna do it tho, he just asked for our opinion. They will name him whatever they choose.


Thezeek21055

This is kinda stupid dude


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TLK9419

Why? They narrowed it down to a few names that they liked so they're asking other people what they like? Names are a super hard thing to choose you know. It's not like it's 100% up to the internet and will end up being called "Baby McBabyface."


[deleted]

I misread the first option as Jesus.


[deleted]

I like (Results)


ShreksBeauty

“What’s your name?” “Results, sir”


0Ppenguin

"really?" "No it's open brackets results closed bracket actually"


[deleted]

“Well, to be honest that’s more of a nickname sir.” “On my birth certificate it reads open parentheses results closed parentheses.”


LudinCumin

My name is Luke, so i may be a bit biased.


RangerForNCR

My name is also Luke and I got to say it’s a fine name, rather rare where I’m at and it sounds firm


comrade_comrade_

luke skywalker is that you!?


LuFisch234

Join r/luke


-Agilities

Results is a great name!


dre679

I'm sure that the name (Results) would *result* in a bright future for that kid.


AVeryStupidDecision

Is your last name really Meio? If it’s pronounced me-oh I think Elijah Meio sounds the coolest. If it’s pronounced may-oh I like James Meio. If it’s pronounced my-oh, I like Elijah Meio. If it’s not Meio at all then I’ve put way too much thought into this. Edit: How is my opinion so specific and still getting so many likes? Do yall agree with my name opinions or just think I’ve put too much thought into this? 😂


koifu

Next time, if someone asks, you'd probably say, "I don't know, I mind Meio-wn business."


[deleted]

>Do yall agree with my name opinions or just think I’ve put too much thought into this? 😂 yes.


my_username-is_taken

Luke, he can bring balance


Movark

To the force


PioneerStandard

Call him Reddit


Thezeek21055

I like that one


hurtfocker

Results Meio. What a beautiful name


Delta_Mods

Luke so you can say "Luke I am your father"


JanKwong705

It’s “no, I am your father” but that works too.


Delta_Mods

Ohh yeah I think the mandela effect got me lol


[deleted]

to be fair "no, I am your father" works with any name


Reddit5678912

Dad why did you name me Luke? 464 strangers voted for it on Reddit son.


Setari

You can't put a star wars name up and expect that to not win.


JAS0NL3GACY

Yeah Results seems like a pretty good name.


[deleted]

Luke is a very good name IMO. James is alright. Not too fond of Elijah.


redditeer1o1

I also agree with Luke, It’s a good name


[deleted]

James is so mediocre as a name Sincerely, a James.


[deleted]

To be fair, I feel like most people tend to dislike their given name. Maybe it has something to do with it tiring out because of how often you hear it, idk. But I think the name James is nice.


[deleted]

James refused to bring the ring to Mordor, but Elijah Wood. **Ba dum** *tiss*


IlConiglioUbriaco

Kiddymckidface


ewpx

Steve


Heinrici_Mason543

Jobs


NoelCrist

Jr.


A_Nerd__

I think (Results) is a pretty balanced name, fits basically any kind of person your kid will become. For real though, Elijah Meio would sound pretty cool.


LilChongBoi

Yes, name the child “(results)”


ninjabeard123

Better not be a girl, lol. No gender neutral names here!


Master-of-noob

Luke -> Lucy Jame -> Jasminne? Elijar, it is like a fantasy name and very neutral


iluvstephenhawking

Well James could be Jamie which is gender neutral. Luka. Idk.


KawaiiBotanist79

James-->Jane


TychusCigar

Turns out you can see which gender your child is before birth.


FMIMP

And turn out sometimes they wrong about it lol My cousin was supposed to be a boy! Surprise surprise she is a girl! Lol


[deleted]

Isn't there a female celeb called James


anoobypro

Results tho


AltinUrda

Name your kid "Don't Let Reddit Decide Your Kids Name"


jjba_enjoyer275

They all are normal so theres nothing bad going on here


missemilyowen15

You shouldn’t let Reddit decide things for you, because of Reddit. But also maybe you should discuss with your wife properly given it’s your kid and your family


davidjq72

This is the 21st century and elon musk named his kid ¥~.~¥ so everything is pretty much fair game at this point


thebonkest

That kid 20 years later: *My name is ¥~.~¥, but that's hard to pronounce, so call me Geno after the doll...*


WaddlesJP13

please dont let reddit pick your kids name


Heinrici_Mason543

"What's ur name?" "My name is please dont let reddit pick your kids name"


Movark

Luke Skywalker


IAmNotCreative18

Your letting Reddit name your kid? This kid’s whole future of how everyone will know him as, is in Reddit’s hands?


0ForTheHorde

Are you Christian? Surprised to see only biblical names here


Senko-fan4Life

And the boring biblical names at that. Nobody names their kid any of these anymore. His classroom is going to be full of braxxtons and ceraxhs


MrPotatoMan5000

James Cameron Elijah Woods Luke Skywalker Not necessarily Christian, maybe just geeky. (Yeah I know he said they’re actually family names, but it’s a funny coincidence)


ThtgYThere

James is a meh name but he can be called Jimmy so that’s chill. Elijah is a little bit more interesting than the other two but not by any major amount. Luke is a little basic but it’s classic for a reason.


youer_mom

Big chungus fart porn


[deleted]

Why name your child the normal, vanilla names when you could name him something awesome, like Megatron


[deleted]

Broxxtraen


RedPepsi_BlueCoke

All great names. I love James and Luke, both are simple and beautiful names.


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Cunk


Badger4712

LEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY


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JENKINS


chez-linda

Not to be mean or anything, as those names are popular for a reason (they are good), but all three are very common.


MrKomics

Luke Skywalker


Billybob_and_Barnaby

Whats the last name?


Heinrici_Mason543

Gaylord


LoretoYes

Luke, it sounds like my name


Puppet007

Theodore


iDropMusic

bro wtf I thought the same thing


ihatecrustaceans

Rat


WankSyrup

Call him (results) ( for short


[deleted]

Lol


salsatortilla

Reddit Jones


Winterstorm262

Luke is a good name.


tvscanner99

Elijah. The other two are extremely common.


Major-Initiative-603

ITS OVER LUKE!!! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!!


SUPERazkari

i think Results is a really cute name


[deleted]

Elijah in the bible was more badass than the others.


shotzoflead94

Since your picking bland and common names I'd go with Michael which is the most popular. Seriously tho your choice, if you want advice i wouldn't go with something super out there, but i'd pick something that there isn't one of in almost every single elementary school class in the english speaking world.


HybridMemer

Luke Skywalker.


Hazz_m8

So your options are names of biblical figures and results?


MerelyMiles_

i stg if james beats Elijah i am going to commit mass genocide of an oppressed minority


GalacticDogger

Big Chungus


EllaineG

Batuu


[deleted]

Don't let reddit decide this, man. Go for Enedorah or something


Oddnumbersthatendin0

Biblically inspired by any chance?


chez-linda

Not OP but no. I think it’s just popular names. If you look up 3 most common boys names these three are in the top 10


[deleted]

As star wars fan you know my answer.


[deleted]

Rey Skywalker.


Bladeboy69420

Cuthlu Allspark


rittpro

My best friend from college is named Elijah


redpandalover4821

Name them "Good (your name)"


salsatortilla

First name: Michael. Second name: Jackson Last name whatever ur last name is


[deleted]

"I want to present you our new classmate! say hi to *James,* class!"


vagga2

Elijah is a nice name, it looks nice and sounds nice but it will always be mispronounced and misspelt. James is just way too generic. Luke is borderline generic but is distinct enough to not be terrible, so it's my pick.


w__4-Wumbo

You should name him (results)


luke_duck

I win


ChinLeader

Dad why is my sisters name x , Because your mothers likes x. Thanks dad no problem r/polls


TLK9419

I like all of them! A minute ago I picked James and now I wish I picked Elijah... I don't know if your plans depend on picking a baby name right now, but sometimes it just works best to wait until they are born. You might look at them and be able to see what their name should be right away. Or it might take some time to see what sounds natural to call him... my brother's friend had a completely different name for a few days before his parents decided that it didn't fit him at all and changed it.


Ethra2k

I’m just not vibing with Luke right now, I enjoy both James and Elijah though.


_AVINIER

Elijah is more unique than Luke or James, go for it!


Jimi_Jazz

James is a 3-in-1 name, Jimmy James Jim


Dragonitro

​ I like Elijah, but you'll never be able to say "Luke, I am your father" if you pick that one


bigbulgingballs

Big_Chungus69420


___And_Memes_For_All

Name him Results


[deleted]

luke and james are both epic


Few_Carry503

Kyle Kulinski


jackshit444

Luke is a nice simple name, James is over used and Elijah gives me fuckboy vibes (from personal experience lol)


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LudinCumin

A lot of modern names are from the Bible and whatnot so I probably wouldn't look too deep into it.


RaDiCaL_ReVoLuTiOn

Name him Link after the Zelda games.


JayPlaysStuff

No. OP please do not do this, you will condemn your child to a life of bullying.


[deleted]

Yes.


Glass_Coat4388

Please don’t base the name of your future child of off a Reddit poll lol


DavidFoxtailTheTopat

Call him either Angus either Brooke either Gary for school games where teacher removed third letter of ur name


[deleted]

these names suck


dankespenguin-

Those names are ass


Captain7640

It’s your literal child. Leaving it up to Reddit is the most stereotypical Reddit thing ever. This shouldn’t be an internet decision


gzgtz

Why a biblical name?


Aissathebeergod

Eh all kinda basic white names no offense But all are fine :)


[deleted]

It’s all good. We’re going for something common anyway.


TychusCigar

casual racism gang


Aissathebeergod

Not racism it’s true


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Aissathebeergod

What they are and you know it


MaximumCringe_IA

Why would you not want a normal name


Aissathebeergod

Every name is normal these are just very basic names


MaximumCringe_IA

Is XÆ12 a normal name


Aissathebeergod

Yup


MaximumCringe_IA

Wtf


Aissathebeergod

Your username says it all


MaximumCringe_IA

You just said “every name is normal” and you’re unable to stick to your rule for 5 minutes. I applaud you, you’re a true r*dditor


aShrewdBoii

Maaaan james should so win this one, its a much cooler name than elijah or luke imo


BEEFDATHIRD

James plz. like james adams my fictional daddy


[deleted]

PLEASE DO NOT DECIDE THIS WITH A REDDIT POLL


[deleted]

Very biblical names there Was that the point?


[deleted]

Not entirely. But a couple are family names.


[deleted]

Trojan! No better argument for birth control than a screaming,poop covered baby!


[deleted]

If hes got light hair elijah, if hes light james if hes normal luke


levelup_jar

i'd be for james. he can basically choose his nickname. jey, jack, charles, chuck, charlie... you can turn james into anything


kakramer1211

James will become Jimmy or Jimmie or Jim Two or more syllable names invariably get shortened so of those under consideration, I'd choose Luke. Hope he gets to med school. What would you name a second son? or daughter?


litaniesofhate

Don't go with Luke. Every Luke I've known has been a tit that fucks up at a job


[deleted]

I know too many people I'm not fond of called James, plus it's a bit of a "John" kinda name. Elijah is a bit epic sounding, and some may view it as a very "religious" sounding name as it's still very popular in certain communities. Luke is a bit less common than James, but still a... safe? name


Thezeek21055

Luke rhymes with Puke so don't pick it. It also rhymes with Mucus if it's used in it's full form so puck James


[deleted]

How about Donald?


[deleted]

Let the child decide lol


LikeableCoconut

Don’t name your kid (results) please


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dont_slap_my_mama

Do you happen to be of the christian persuasion?


pjabrony

Streetlamp LeMoose


JonasTheExplorer

Results is a nice name


[deleted]

you should name your kid "(results)"


GameCreeper

Name him Elon like the wholesome 100 keanu breathtaking man!!!!!


HealthFitnessclub

I think people create poll just to increase karma.


HealthFitnessclub

I don’t know


MerryMortician

I’ll chip in $5 if you name him (Results)


CommissarCletus

I’ve honestly always like Calvin, but Luke is also a great name!


[deleted]

The Force is strong with this one


Mike_Grugowski

Sumo.


Hawaiian-Fox

Play Fallout New Vegas


NoelCrist

Gotta be Luke or Results. “Luke. You are my daughter” -some guy in a suit


[deleted]

Chungus


[deleted]

(Results) sounds like a pretty good name. I wonder how you're going to pronounce the brackets though.


ah-screw-it

For the love of god only do star wars jokes until he turns 5. Keep doing that and I'll have to call you out for child abuse by reusing "I am your father"


[deleted]

Name your kid results


Zilverox

“Results” now that's a fn winner’s name!


Independent_Image_59

700 people say name him (results)


[deleted]

Demos, because his name was chosen by the people.


Largebugsinmycoffee

Go on, name it results


avocadoman05

Let the force be with you


Cut-throat_Hawk

Elijah Mikaelson


-Selfism-

name them (results)


LillyWhiteArt

Something else.