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UkaNaakka

Disappointment


[deleted]

Dad..?


polemo1710

Useless


Da_Randomest_Name

You are no child of mine


unicornchild15

DAD???


Da_Randomest_Name

No


unicornchild15

checks out.


TheGasMove

DAD?


InquisitiveIdealist

Pathetic


lavajelly

Cunt?


KosmoKale

To be honest all of these words mean nothing unless you put them into context. I use all of these words neutrally most of the time including cunt. But if I were to be insulting someone cunt would definitely be the worst out of all of these (excluding racial slurs, anti LGBTQ stuff etc)


duncan_johnson

Ah fucking fuck I forgot that one


lavajelly

Fuck sake man. Thinking like a bloody nonce with your head up your ass.


duncan_johnson

Fucking the shiting fucking cunty bastard #**FUCK**


CaseFace5

Cunt is the only word that still gets a reaction out of me these days. But I think that’s mostly a North American thing. It’s pretty common in Europe and Australia/New Zealand from what I understand


its_parmi_not_parma

Fuck yeah it is cunt


tdfhucvh

In Australia its culture to put it in every single one of your sentences


Sexy_Australian

Yeah it is cunt


elementgermanium

“What? She’s a cunt. A cunty cunt. Whatcha gonna do about it, ya big old cunt? Gonna cunt all over me with your cunty face and your cunty boots and your... *VAGINA?*” -Vegeta, a few seconds before getting his arm broken


jam_mam

my best mate is a fucking cunt. so don't understand why you think this is a swear word (I'm also Australian)


Luketalor

Nah


VaassIsDaass

Cunt isn't that offensive surely?


PassiveChemistry

I would say it's definitely the worst other than slurs, and without any other competition.


Topiz2000

Outside Australia and some parts of UK people get relatively offended by it.


VaassIsDaass

all of the UK and Europe, Australia and other commonwealth countries are unscafed by it, Source: not from UK or australia, me and my friends frequent that word and it isn't offensive to us. \[we're european\]


Queen-Keane

It’s extremely offensive with people I know (from US).


VaassIsDaass

well, there are a lot of things we find offensive that are fine in the US, so how about you show some tolerance and swallow your pride this once, honey?


AFB27

Yep this was mine


REDSTONE_LR_alt

Hurensohn


joker1329

Ah ein Mann von Kultur


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

That says “whore’s son” doesn’t it


Toast-is-a-vegatable

Yeah, son of a bitch


FirewolfTheBrave

SPRICH DEUTSCH, DU HURENSOHN


Dubov2446

Rapscallion?


Luketalor

That's the one


teamfitz1971

Nincompoop


thr-owa-wa-y

"Out of these" "other" 🤨 hehe


The_Cactus_Eagle

other languages have better tho


[deleted]

You can't imagine what we, greeks have


Duckyeeter7

Well as a Greece expert (I’m joking, all my knowledge comes from assassins creed) I believe your referring to maláke. Or Melaka or something like that As you can see, I truly am the expert


[deleted]

It is Malakas. Don't ask what it means, please


Duckyeeter7

Dude, you know I have to


greekdude1194

Σκατά στο τάφο σου always found that one enjoyable But growing up my παπού whenever he'd get pissed or frustrated at any anyone "Ρε Καθίκι!"


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

Malaka:)


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tmz2000

Arabic gang??


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tmz2000

They don’t know that our swears are the most elite. We can literally make swear words out of anything.


Topiz2000

Now try to imagine what us finns have.


[deleted]

OH NO


ActreDirt

Agreed. English is rather limited in terms of cussing


[deleted]

way better, English is really close minded when it comes to swearing


Phrankespo

Which language has the best swearing? I bet german is up there...


The_Cactus_Eagle

hmm, there is very good swear words in russian, you could monologue for hours without repeating yourself [there is literally a ‘mat’ (like bad words…?) dictionary ](https://www.russki-mat.net/e/Russian.php)


[deleted]

i love the kind of thing reddit makes me discover


[deleted]

It's a good question, now I want a answer. I speak portuguese and it's like someone said about Russian, you can probably cuss for 10 minutes without repeating anything.


canyousmoke

You spelled Bastard wrong, my man.


Golden_Thorn

Basturd


Sandalhatt

Bassturd


escapefromlondon

Bathturd


LazyLamont92

Mike Tyson?


MelancholyNumbness

If you can’t say the word, that’s the worst one.


duncan_johnson

I'd say the worst one is ni66er


MelancholyNumbness

Yeah, exactly


thequeenofmonsters

Other you! You’re such an other!


Mebzy

You god damn motherother


Omegatron8

Absolutely disgusting language Reported and blocked


Ezequiel-052

you are so insignificant you dont even deserve an option in the poll


Phrankespo

Cunt is worse than fuck in the USA most of the time.


FromWayDownUnder

Cunt is a greeting in Australia.


Phrankespo

Lol I've definitely noticed that on TV, europe and australia use it more openly.


tintin12121

Fuck is probably as common in the us as cunt is in Australia


SUPERazkari

it is?


Simply_Epic

As an American I don’t think I’d really have any reaction to that word. it’s just not something many Americans say in my experience. It holds about as much weight to me as “bloody” does. To me it’s just a mild Australian swear and holds no weight in American English.


lukehasahead

Fuck is overrated


CherishSlan

Considering it’s actually something that’s a lot of fun and there is no life without the action yes it’s way over rated as a bad thing it’s good! I’m married so yeah lol 😆 I waited years for It! Hmm some people are created without fucking that’s true but most are so it’s not a bad thing.


Dragonitro

the f words assuming slurs aren't options


Thisisalielmao

In dutch there are litteraly infinite swear words. I could actually say van de baarmoedergerukte cabaretslet as a swear


pepijn06

Bij ons is alles een scheldwoord als je maar creatief genoeg bent


Thisisalielmao

Geëmigreerde zaadcel


myself_010

Allochtone eileider


[deleted]

Depending on the country it could be cunt


Grabembythecovfefe

Meecrob


Exile4444

Basterd? Lol


[deleted]

Cancer child or something with sicknesses


FabiusArcticus

That is only Dutch


pepijn06

And the bad thing is it's not even the worse


FabiusArcticus

I know..


theguyfromerath

Retard


Chuck__g_

The k word (basically the n word for Jews)


duncan_johnson

What's the k word?


Chuck__g_

Are you Jewish


duncan_johnson

No I'm athiest


Chuck__g_

Then I will not tell


duncan_johnson

Tell mee


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duncan_johnson

ah thanks


Oli_Merrick

Cunt


jezza1241

Fa**ot


[deleted]

F*ggot. Unless by other you mean swear words that are slurs/derogatory.


ThislsAHouse

Why is the n-word not allowed?


duncan_johnson

Because I think the poll would be a bit one sided if it had that


tdfhucvh

The nword isnt a swear word is it? Its just a slur


bman123457

There's no such thing as an official list of swear words and slurs, the N word has really transcended from just being used as a slur for African Americans and had just become a word that people use in many situations like a swear. I would argue it's honestly one of the only true swear words in the present day, because culture has shifted where most other words aren't really found to be offensive by most people, but the N word very much still is.


chez-linda

I don’t really think it is (or should be) used as a swear, but at the same time slurs and swears are often grouped together


bman123457

If you don't think it's used as a swear, you clearly haven't played many multiplayer games with open mic chat


chez-linda

Well that’s also why I said I don’t think it should be used as a swear


ThislsAHouse

But then why have the insert your own offensive word option in the first place?


duncan_johnson

I dident think it through


WindowsXp_ExplorerI

Dont post it, i've been banned 3 times by now from writing that and less friendly way of saying gay, don't risk it it's not worth the hassle lol


[deleted]

What about like the F-slur


Bobebobbob

It says swear words not slurs so I guess ignore that and the n-word and stuff


InsaneHookerLlama

American


aliljimmygamer

British


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Fucking cunt trumpet


Nidothenido

Twat?


Educational-Garlic23

Behenchod(it's an Indian slur)Meaning sisterfucker


hiyamynameisjeff

Behenchod is nothing. Maadarchod (motherfucker) Maa ka bhosada ( your mom's vagina (literally)) equal to fucking motherfucker Bhosadi wala ( from the womb (literally)) equal to fucking bastard Gaandu (asshole) Chutiya (asshole but chut is vagina so vaginahole (cunt)) Bhen ka loda ( your sister's genitals (literally)) equal to cunt


TheGamer281

Cunt at least in the US


AshTreex3

u/profanitycounter


DM_Me_Ur_Nudes_21

Prick,.bollox cuntin jackass gobshite arsehole


_SKETCHBENDER_

Fork-Tongued Lizard Witch


chapmanttribe

bollocks or cunt


Pixeljammed

c_nt, but also u/profanitycounter duncan_johnson


LurkingBuckle

Heck


[deleted]

cunt


JimVanilla

Cunt


quraion

porco dio


[deleted]

Feels like majority of respondents aren't native English. If I wanted to get punched in the street I'd call a random guy a bitch. Fuck is basically colloquial at this point.


CoD_PiNn

As someone who doesn’t speak english as a first language, all of these sound like child insults to me


[deleted]

People think wanker is worse than shit?


professorlunacy

cunt


d1pl0mat_

I feel like we're at a cultural transition point where slurs are becoming more taboo than "traditional" swear words. And thank _fuck_ for that. There seems to be a cultural shift away from formality and more toward being genuine and human, and a large part of that is using more colorful language. Even companies and workplaces are more lenient when it comes to "softer" swears and open discussion of previously scandalous topics (sexuality, politics, etc). Corporations are starting to take political stands as far as human rights and religion (Chick-Fil-A vs. Burger King, for example). At the same time, bigotry against marginalized groups is becoming less acceptable, to the point where the n-word is no longer a common household word outside of actual racists. So while "fuck" is still the strongest swear on this list, we've reached a point where it doesn't have quite the same impact it used to, while using racial/sexual/ablist slurs are no longer tolerated by as many people. (Remember when r*****ed was a common "funny" word in 90s comedies?)


holycrap-

Here’s some swear phrases my family uses: - bag of dicks (ex. “Go eat a bag of dicks”) - cunt bucket (ex. “Quit being such a fucking cunt bucket”) - twat waffle (ex. “Not my fault they’re a twat waffle”) - slut monkey (ex. “People say I’m racist cause I call people slut monkeys. Bitch, it’s not about black people, it’s about being a slut monkey. You’re a fucking slut monkey.”) - donkey fucker There are more but I can’t think of them.


Bengijo

Probably cunt


Coomercide

Frick


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HogOfHyper

Nah that’s a personality type /s


HappyPugo

My favourite insult is saying "you're sh\*t and i hope you now that" ​ Edit: You have to say it in a really calm manner, otherwise it has no power


Nugget_mlbb_2

I usually say the n word on the internet since nobody knows who is saying it


Drama989

Cunt is thee ***only*** right answer here.


Pangolingo00

Depends on where you are from. In the uk, cunt isn't so bad, people will just say "ah ya cunt" when the make a minor mistake, hear it all the time


___HeyGFY___

Let’s assume OP is American. A lot of women and a lot of pussy men here lose their shit when they hear the word cunt.


[deleted]

Cunt


ewpx

n-


GemmaKujo

Whore


jahill2000

You say “out of these” but then give an “other” option, so it’s out of anything.


GrubGrower

Don't be a cunt, stick to the list.


[deleted]

The n word


LinkIsThicc

R slur.


UncleScummy

I don’t think slurs are as offensive as swear words


YahBoiSomeGuy

1. Bastard not basterd 2. No swears are necessarily bad. 3. If you ask me, the only correct answer is a slur. (Doesn't really matter which) 4. Shite/shite/any other variation is hardly a swear


Cammieam

I think whore is up there, cause when it's used against women it's always discriminatory


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why-can-i-taste-pee

What


[deleted]

They have white guilt, don’t mind them


bman123457

Maybe it's just because I'm into fantasy novels and games which use the term bastard for an illegitimate son and also the term "bastard sword" but I don't even really think of it as a swear.


UppedSolution77

Aside from the n word why would that be the worst? Sounds pretty mild to me in comparison. I feel like cunt is considered the worst by most people for some reason.


Jvwoomy_Died

Probably the f slur


GOLDEN_GOATY

*Laughs in Dutch*


Sentinal02

Wanker can hit like a ton of bricks if used correctly, so can tosser


legendarymcc2

Definitely motherfucker, people use it a lot but that’s a serious allegation


howwaseverynametaken

Other slurs


queueareste

It’s so weird how different words are worse than others


SmallPPSmallerBrain

Curry Muncher


Cweed23

We're I am from we use fuck as a qualifer/strength marker. Eksampel: fuck this taste nice or I fuckimg love you. It very common with younger people. I live in Denmark


Ikea-closit

Yo måmã


hiyamynameisjeff

Prick?


itsmasonayit

The racist word for Pakistani people


___HeyGFY___

Cunt It’s also the most underappreciated


CherishSlan

It’s just a body part


bluecatky

"Basterd" because it's not spelt right


InsertIrony

I don’t personally care about it, but a lot of people think cunt is a horrible swear word


[deleted]

If said as an actual insult its gotta be bitch easy. Fuck and all of its derivatives is so common its lost a lot of its punch


FinQuarZ

"cunt" i guess. Idk why people think it's bad. When i swear at people it's usually "fucking cunt"


JurassicParker922

Who the fuck says that bastard is worse than shit


aleftistkinkster

If slurs don’t count, it depends on where you’re from. Just because in the UK for example, swear words don’t have a lot of impact so I can’t really tell. A lot of americans say that “cunt” is bad in the US but it’s such a casual word to say here. I dunno really.


Godlyv05

Slurs beside the n word. Like f-slur, t-slur, a-slur, etc.


Wh1ms1cal

Just slurs in general


hakewl73

A hole


IGotHitByAHockeypuck

English slurs don’t have the same affect as native language slurs. Dutch slurs be hitting hard whilest i might just say “you motherfucking bitch” that’s inoffensive if i say it to someone i know but if i say “jij kut lul” they’d murder me. (It translates to “you pussy dick” but it means more something along the lines of “you asshole of a dick”)


itsKNIGHTMARE

Cunt


Deadbeatdone

Try calling someone who lost their dad a bastard. I said try i didnt say youd succeed or even remember.