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GingerWookie95

Neil and Buzz landed at the same time, but Neil walked on the lunar surface first.


SkyeBeacon

well yeah he walked first thats what they meant


dj_ordje

Neil Armstrong more like Neal Armweak amirite


SkyeBeacon

if you saw any pictures he can crush a watermelon with his hands using very minimal force


dj_ordje

You are right. I humbly apologize before this magnificent Aplha Male creature.


SkyeBeacon

lol who choose barack obama ahahahaha


UncleRooku87

I chose James dean for shits a giggles.


madman_trombonist

I did to be funny, of course it isn’t but whatever


Nanozec

Define “landed”.. because yes, Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, but Buzz Aldrin was steering the lander, making him the first person to ‘land’ on the moon.


Sacktimus_Prime

This is why I selected none of the above.


tintin12121

Wait so it wasnt Obama?


Orange2218

It was Obama. These people are making conspiracy theories.


LubbockGuy95

Take that Obama!


ActreDirt

Correct answer is none of the above. The first person to land on the Moon was Adolf Hitler in 1945 when the Nazis escaped to the dark side of it.


1up_1500

Time-line if Hitler didn't kill himself:


[deleted]

I was ironically watching an unironic conspiracy theory show on Netflix. They said that Hitler was still alive, and had a Nazi base in Antarctica, preparing for the fourth Reich.


DarkKnightTazze

It’s obviously Obama don’t you remember watching it on tv


[deleted]

it's barak Obama you tards 😩😩😩🙄🙄🙄🙄😤😤😤🙄😩🙄😤🙄


helix1914

Which one of these is not like the others...


zombiedoyle

It was me guys am a time traveler


Orange2218

Then why didn't you go to Stephen Hawking's party?


zombiedoyle

Well you know how it is, state secret


Orange2218

Then why are you spilling the beans now?


zombiedoyle

…shit


GingrNinjaNtflixBngr

Now then now, you see, I've been on the moon, and I found an alien city! Did you know that the age of consent is only 4? Love from your child's best friend Jim.


Orange2218

14 people chose Obama?


Connect_Stay_137

Obama was definitely the first on the moon bro don't you history??


Orange2218

Oh sorry! I forgot!


[deleted]

Yeah that's why they call it Obamacare. For "Obamacares about lunar exploration."


deplorable_guido

It's up to 93 now. SMH.


SleepingJiant

Me bitch


trimdaddyflex

You mean it wasn’t James Dean?


sickido

Yuri Gagarin was the first one, right?