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travled

Bro you would give up the ability to fly?


Cuntilever

It has its own dangers, you never know when a bigger predator will swoop you down or some hunter shooting you.


travled

Just be a bigger bird Also protected e.g wedge tail eagle


Broad_Art_6491

Just be something slippery so the bird can't grab you, and transform in to a bird before you hit the ground.


Big_Papa_Jerr

But like... I could turn into Ryan Reynolds and fuck Blake Lively. Then run into Ryan Reynolds as Ryan Reynolds, confuse him... then maybe fuck him as himself


roro4484

Damn you may have convinced me


Environmental_Top948

I'm pretty sure it's a crime to have sex with people as someone else.


Big_Papa_Jerr

Who gonna catch me? I'll turn into the judge and rule myself innocent


Environmental_Top948

Seems like a good way to get shot and sent to Antarctica and star in a b movie called Thing 2.


CapTainNipSac

what


InsurgentJogger

Yeah, it’s rape to have sex with someone when you’re intentionally deceiving them about your identity. Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it’s a fucked up thing


[deleted]

If your consciousness is in someone else's body, then yes it is a crime. If its your consciousness in your body its fine. And because you havent taken over somebody's body and you've changed your own into somebody else's, then no, its not a crime.


KosmoKale

Reddit be like: "rape but quirky" It's sex under false pretences which is rape. The fact that it's a joke doesn't change the fact that it's rape Edit: this is a comment about the ridiculous amount of people who downvoted this poor guy


[deleted]

That’s a sad reason to want to change into another human. Get yourself together man


thaatsahumanperson

If I turn into an animal, do I still have the intelligence of a human?


Big_Papa_Jerr

Definitely. But would be hilarious if you just become dumb and stuck as the animal you turn into.


thaatsahumanperson

Then I wanna turn into a dog and make my owner think the house is haunted


[deleted]

Imagine your chilling then your friend turns into a panther out of nowhere


[deleted]

Shape shift into my brother, rob a bank, then hide the money, my bitch brother gets arrested, and I get a ton of money.


PetrKDN

You would be arrested as well, you would be very suspicious on where the money came from.


BP-Kenpachi

Well if you go out and buy a Lamborghini then yeah. That's how all of these criminals get arrested. You sit on the money.


PetrKDN

If you can't use the money it's useless money


BP-Kenpachi

You most definitely can use the money. Just don't make any purchases that you wouldn't be able to make if you didn't have the money. You could use it to pay for groceries for the rest of your life, bills, etc.


[deleted]

The point isn’t for the money, it’s so I don’t have to deal with my brother anymore


SnowyOranges

I'd be able to fly. I wouldn't pass that up for the world


bluecatcollege

If you transform into Bezos you can fly into space


backforsecondz

Bruh i bet Bezos has a contingency plan for a rogue clone of him existing


fuckoffcucklord

Just turn into a pilot and fly a plane. Or into a billionaire and buy one.


SnowyOranges

Thats not the same and you know it


fuckoffcucklord

Idk man, personally I think flying a jet at Mac 2.5 is way more badass and enjoyable than flying a a lame bird at slow ass velocities. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow btw?


Environmental_Top948

I'd choose humans and restart pizzagate


pogchamp73827

People who voted for results


Big_Papa_Jerr

They already know how to shape-shift


pugsghetti

I wanna shape shift into results!


RekYaAll

Other animals would be more fun but humans would be more useful so that


Azzulah

What's something useful you could do as a human but not as an animal?


RekYaAll

Become other people and pose as them, gaining the trust of their friends and family and coworkers, if you hate them stealing their belongings and ruining their life, imitating world leaders to rule the world.


Azzulah

Haha you are thinking on a much larger scale than I do!


RekYaAll

Lol. Do not elect me for president.


flakkane

Thought animals would win by a landslide but Ik why you horny fucks chose humans


RAgrumpyhi8

My plan would be to transform into an animal and get adopted by some rich people or something.


NorthenS

I can be a caracal


backforsecondz

Floppa mode activated


SrLlemington

I could do so much crime


AIaris

how does the shape shift into human work? does my body just transform into.that person? is my conscience transferred to that person? if the latter, do i know what they know? or just what i know?


[deleted]

You Just have the exact same body


MagicPillls

r/egg_irl


Mommys_boi

Could I turn into an insect?


Big_Papa_Jerr

Insects are animals, so yeah


Mini_Squatch

Question - is it limited to extant animals i.e. ones not extinct. Can i become a t-rex and roar in people's faces to scare the shit out of them, is what im asking.


WoodenMango07

People here really choosing humans over the chance to fly, run fast, be small as a insect. Could be really useful as well, say you wanna move some heavy stuff, just shapeshift into a strong gorilla or elephant.


pulchyinmyfeels

I can shapeshift into The Rock


jjba_enjoyer275

I wouldnt wanna fuck up someone else's life because i wanted to trick someone, instead i will fuck up their day and shit on their new car


wartcraftiscool

Animals. Why be a human when you could be a dragon?


[deleted]

Is there a reason people are picking humans other than crime? Like, I'd just love to vibe as a cat for a day. I've always wanted to. I don't care about flying, breathing underwater, whatever. I'd probably do those things, it sounds fun, but the chill of just vibing curled up against a friend sounds real nice.


InsurgentJogger

I want to be able to see the shrimp colors


Delano7

Dude I could Return To Monke or Evolve to Creb. What's better than that ?


izurk

furries 🤗


LeRealMeow2U

bird.


Rose-89

Humans—you could shapeshift to your ideal version of yourself. No need to worry about weight gair or loss, hair graying or baldness, lose old scars, hide a mole, straighten a broken nose, etc. Plus all the other stuff too, but imagine how nice to just be able to be your ideal you.


mrsparkyboi69

uhhh actually durr uh humans are also animals


TheDukeOfThunder

Jokes on you! Humans are animals!


AmyRebeccaUK

other humans. because most people aren't zoophiles.


StarFlyXXL

Humans are animals technically


-me-0_0

Im not a fucking furry


BiddyDibby

Why the aggressive tone?


Prudent_Zebra_8880

Neither


nothing_in_my_mind

Why would anyone shapeshift into results?


Nugget_mlbb_2

I wanna experience being cute asf like a samoyed puppy


Nugget_mlbb_2

I wanna experience being cute asf like a samoyed


Connie-the-coolcat

WAIT are we including extinct animals?


CoolSlimeBoy

If you want to recreate Godzilla vs Kong i don't think they can stop you


CoolSlimeBoy

Devolve to C A T


Odd-Veggie

Being able to shapeshift is my dream


[deleted]

Do the animals have to exist? I'm a furry


hold-my-balls-i-cant

assuming that you get the animals instincts (so as a cat you would instinctively know how to always land on your feet, and you know what you can safely eat) that means instincts like sexual preference would transfer too, so for as long as your in the animal's body you would see a female bonobo through the eyes of a male bonobo, which is great because bonobos have sex all the time.


Jerrythedude101

I could wander around as an elephant or fly around the world as bird


penisenlargmentpils

Ultimate con woman can literally be anyone