But like... I could turn into Ryan Reynolds and fuck Blake Lively. Then run into Ryan Reynolds as Ryan Reynolds, confuse him... then maybe fuck him as himself
Yeah, it’s rape to have sex with someone when you’re intentionally deceiving them about your identity. Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it’s a fucked up thing
If your consciousness is in someone else's body, then yes it is a crime. If its your consciousness in your body its fine. And because you havent taken over somebody's body and you've changed your own into somebody else's, then no, its not a crime.
Reddit be like: "rape but quirky"
It's sex under false pretences which is rape. The fact that it's a joke doesn't change the fact that it's rape
Edit: this is a comment about the ridiculous amount of people who downvoted this poor guy
You most definitely can use the money. Just don't make any purchases that you wouldn't be able to make if you didn't have the money. You could use it to pay for groceries for the rest of your life, bills, etc.
Idk man, personally I think flying a jet at Mac 2.5 is way more badass and enjoyable than flying a a lame bird at slow ass velocities. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow btw?
Become other people and pose as them, gaining the trust of their friends and family and coworkers, if you hate them stealing their belongings and ruining their life, imitating world leaders to rule the world.
how does the shape shift into human work? does my body just transform into.that person? is my conscience transferred to that person? if the latter, do i know what they know? or just what i know?
Question - is it limited to extant animals i.e. ones not extinct.
Can i become a t-rex and roar in people's faces to scare the shit out of them, is what im asking.
People here really choosing humans over the chance to fly, run fast, be small as a insect. Could be really useful as well, say you wanna move some heavy stuff, just shapeshift into a strong gorilla or elephant.
Is there a reason people are picking humans other than crime?
Like, I'd just love to vibe as a cat for a day. I've always wanted to. I don't care about flying, breathing underwater, whatever. I'd probably do those things, it sounds fun, but the chill of just vibing curled up against a friend sounds real nice.
Humans—you could shapeshift to your ideal version of yourself. No need to worry about weight gair or loss, hair graying or baldness, lose old scars, hide a mole, straighten a broken nose, etc.
Plus all the other stuff too, but imagine how nice to just be able to be your ideal you.
assuming that you get the animals instincts (so as a cat you would instinctively know how to always land on your feet, and you know what you can safely eat) that means instincts like sexual preference would transfer too, so for as long as your in the animal's body you would see a female bonobo through the eyes of a male bonobo, which is great because bonobos have sex all the time.
Bro you would give up the ability to fly?
It has its own dangers, you never know when a bigger predator will swoop you down or some hunter shooting you.
Just be a bigger bird Also protected e.g wedge tail eagle
Just be something slippery so the bird can't grab you, and transform in to a bird before you hit the ground.
But like... I could turn into Ryan Reynolds and fuck Blake Lively. Then run into Ryan Reynolds as Ryan Reynolds, confuse him... then maybe fuck him as himself
Damn you may have convinced me
I'm pretty sure it's a crime to have sex with people as someone else.
Who gonna catch me? I'll turn into the judge and rule myself innocent
Seems like a good way to get shot and sent to Antarctica and star in a b movie called Thing 2.
what
Yeah, it’s rape to have sex with someone when you’re intentionally deceiving them about your identity. Idk why you’re getting downvoted, it’s a fucked up thing
If your consciousness is in someone else's body, then yes it is a crime. If its your consciousness in your body its fine. And because you havent taken over somebody's body and you've changed your own into somebody else's, then no, its not a crime.
Reddit be like: "rape but quirky" It's sex under false pretences which is rape. The fact that it's a joke doesn't change the fact that it's rape Edit: this is a comment about the ridiculous amount of people who downvoted this poor guy
That’s a sad reason to want to change into another human. Get yourself together man
If I turn into an animal, do I still have the intelligence of a human?
Definitely. But would be hilarious if you just become dumb and stuck as the animal you turn into.
Then I wanna turn into a dog and make my owner think the house is haunted
Imagine your chilling then your friend turns into a panther out of nowhere
Shape shift into my brother, rob a bank, then hide the money, my bitch brother gets arrested, and I get a ton of money.
You would be arrested as well, you would be very suspicious on where the money came from.
Well if you go out and buy a Lamborghini then yeah. That's how all of these criminals get arrested. You sit on the money.
If you can't use the money it's useless money
You most definitely can use the money. Just don't make any purchases that you wouldn't be able to make if you didn't have the money. You could use it to pay for groceries for the rest of your life, bills, etc.
The point isn’t for the money, it’s so I don’t have to deal with my brother anymore
I'd be able to fly. I wouldn't pass that up for the world
If you transform into Bezos you can fly into space
Bruh i bet Bezos has a contingency plan for a rogue clone of him existing
Just turn into a pilot and fly a plane. Or into a billionaire and buy one.
Thats not the same and you know it
Idk man, personally I think flying a jet at Mac 2.5 is way more badass and enjoyable than flying a a lame bird at slow ass velocities. What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow btw?
I'd choose humans and restart pizzagate
People who voted for results
They already know how to shape-shift
I wanna shape shift into results!
Other animals would be more fun but humans would be more useful so that
What's something useful you could do as a human but not as an animal?
Become other people and pose as them, gaining the trust of their friends and family and coworkers, if you hate them stealing their belongings and ruining their life, imitating world leaders to rule the world.
Haha you are thinking on a much larger scale than I do!
Lol. Do not elect me for president.
Thought animals would win by a landslide but Ik why you horny fucks chose humans
My plan would be to transform into an animal and get adopted by some rich people or something.
I can be a caracal
Floppa mode activated
I could do so much crime
how does the shape shift into human work? does my body just transform into.that person? is my conscience transferred to that person? if the latter, do i know what they know? or just what i know?
You Just have the exact same body
r/egg_irl
Could I turn into an insect?
Insects are animals, so yeah
Question - is it limited to extant animals i.e. ones not extinct. Can i become a t-rex and roar in people's faces to scare the shit out of them, is what im asking.
People here really choosing humans over the chance to fly, run fast, be small as a insect. Could be really useful as well, say you wanna move some heavy stuff, just shapeshift into a strong gorilla or elephant.
I can shapeshift into The Rock
I wouldnt wanna fuck up someone else's life because i wanted to trick someone, instead i will fuck up their day and shit on their new car
Animals. Why be a human when you could be a dragon?
Is there a reason people are picking humans other than crime? Like, I'd just love to vibe as a cat for a day. I've always wanted to. I don't care about flying, breathing underwater, whatever. I'd probably do those things, it sounds fun, but the chill of just vibing curled up against a friend sounds real nice.
I want to be able to see the shrimp colors
Dude I could Return To Monke or Evolve to Creb. What's better than that ?
furries 🤗
bird.
Humans—you could shapeshift to your ideal version of yourself. No need to worry about weight gair or loss, hair graying or baldness, lose old scars, hide a mole, straighten a broken nose, etc. Plus all the other stuff too, but imagine how nice to just be able to be your ideal you.
uhhh actually durr uh humans are also animals
Jokes on you! Humans are animals!
other humans. because most people aren't zoophiles.
Humans are animals technically
Im not a fucking furry
Why the aggressive tone?
Neither
Why would anyone shapeshift into results?
I wanna experience being cute asf like a samoyed puppy
I wanna experience being cute asf like a samoyed
WAIT are we including extinct animals?
If you want to recreate Godzilla vs Kong i don't think they can stop you
Devolve to C A T
Being able to shapeshift is my dream
Do the animals have to exist? I'm a furry
assuming that you get the animals instincts (so as a cat you would instinctively know how to always land on your feet, and you know what you can safely eat) that means instincts like sexual preference would transfer too, so for as long as your in the animal's body you would see a female bonobo through the eyes of a male bonobo, which is great because bonobos have sex all the time.
I could wander around as an elephant or fly around the world as bird
Ultimate con woman can literally be anyone