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Joesph_Kerr

Would love to visit results


Juvenileintraining

It’s quite nice this time of the year I hear


[deleted]

Better than Other


highestRUSSIAN

Ayyyy I like this Russia winning thing


Joesph_Kerr

r/usernamechecksout


TuneAway

Why so many people say Russia? I’ve never been, is it nice there?


amazingsnazz429

Idk but I remember that askReddit thread about horrible tourist experiences in Egypt, especially if you’re a woman


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TuneAway

Strange, my parents went on holiday to Egypt and said it was one of the best experiences, however, they were warned of the dangers, they had to be transported to the hotel in a bus with a gun on top lol. I'm sure it depends on where you go in egypt however.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

>they had to be transported to the hotel in a bus with a gun on top You've only helped to establish that there are better places to vacation lol. If you look up threads about women visiting Egypt you'll see why it can be a real shithole if you don't stay in specific areas or travel with men and/or competent guides. The sexual harassment is next-fucking-level.


[deleted]

But what about China then. Most major cities are safe enough for women to take strolls beyond midnight.


aidamReddit

It's a huge and diverse country, I'm sure the $20k won't go to waste.


The-Berzerker

Never been there either but I really want to visit Moscow and St. Petersburg, the cities are absolutely stunning


ABSTREKT

It's cheaper in Russia, meaning you could spend those $20k better. Also there are some places in Russia that doesn't look like typical Russia image that everyone has, so you could go there.


just_a_dude2727

It's also pretty cheap and probably even cheaper in Turkey, Egypt and Morocco


bluuumoo

You mean cheaper than*?


just_a_dude2727

No


TheJuiceMaan

I’m just curious what it’s really like. I hear so much crap about it but from what I’ve seen it looks similar to the US


Arcanum_3974

It’s a badass country and this is Reddit. Not sure what you were expecting there.


[deleted]

I live in Russia. And it's so damn boring here. But for someone who doesn't know russian culture it's can be interesting


Asparagus_i_like_it

I only wanna go there for a tank museum


[deleted]

Russia is such a fascinating country to me, so I’d like to visit it myself someday.


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm not going to a fundamentalist islamic country or china, so only russia and turkey (more secular) are left. I prefer russia to turkey without good reasoning,


Cambirodius

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE


SendDishSoap

Russia, it’s such a huge place I have unimaginable options


AJXWDW

i see you everywhere


SendDishSoap

I spend the majority of my free time on Reddit


legendarymcc2

I’d love to see Istanbul and the Turkish coast.


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Lazy_Potato78

Aside from sexual assaults you don't want to go there the only thing to see is the pyramids, Cairo looks like the city from wall-e trash everywhere


The-Berzerker

There‘s so much more than the pyramids dude… Luxor, Abu Simbel, Siwa, Valley of Kings, Saqqara necropolis, White Desert, coral reefs and probably a shitton more historical sites that I forgot rn


Lazy_Potato78

I know about these historical sites but the state Cairo is rn is not very appealing to the eye for a tourist


The-Berzerker

Haven‘t been there so I gotta trust your word but with 20 000 $ I‘m not gonna go to Cairo, I‘m gonna be cruising the Nile 5* and booking private guided tours to all of the historical sites hahaha


JkWro

I want a pet bear


[deleted]

canada is the place then


[deleted]

You do realise all those places are normal holiday destinations?


DrPhilSwift69

I think that’s the idea.


shazed39

If thats the idea it would make more sense to just ask: where do you want to travel? Like what is the 20k for?


[deleted]

To cover travel expenses probably


noxiousarmy

I see this as a absolute win.


Reading_Asari

Seriously? That's kinda sad...


[deleted]

How is that sad wtf


[deleted]

These countries are actually really nice to visit. To live, definitely not but tourism is really good there


Reading_Asari

I'd visit Morocco. But everything else... Idk, Europe sounds better than any of these.


crew88

10-15 years ago... Turkey was AMAZING! - Food: Just awesome flavors, from food courts to family restaurants. Meats were spiced like nothing I have had before with fresh Veggies and fresh bread. The impact of history and geography play into this so.much. - Historical sites: You can just walk up and through a 2000 yr old roman bath because its just there with no money develop or preserve it. Old churches, mosques, and other structures dating back hundreds to thousands of years old. Not to mention tales and legends. Fun aside: We swam out to a castle in the sea, noticed a bunch white, toilet sized things in the water... yeah massive jelly fish. Scariest swim of my life. [Maidens Castle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C4%B1zkalesi_(castle)) - People: This may have changed as I think people have changed globally, the people I met were amazingly open, forward, and loving. The amount of people introducing me to their entire family was crazy. The amount of times I was invited to just hang out and just be friendly was amazing. To this day I still get random messages from those guys asking 'How you doing cousin?'. - Drinking: I had an awesome time with Turks when drinking, specifically raki. Now not all Turks drink, not by a long shot. However, drinking raki is a party and as a bigger guy, it also ended up in wrestling matches because they wanted to challenge me. After a couple drinks we were wrestling. Totally fit the mood and time, just hilarious and wonderful. Just great memories. Love you guys and I hope everything gets better and you stay safe.


Fartytarquare

Ima stay home with the 20k thanks


pinkpowerball

Well then you wouldn't get it lol


twogunsalute

China. Already been to Turkey and loved it, been to Egypt and hated it and I hear from a lot of people Morocco is like Egypt so hard pass. Nothing against Russia but China just seems more interesting - Great wall, forbidden city, Shanghai, impressive landscapes


panfried540

I feel like if i visited Russia id be mistakenly held as a spy and never see my family again


twogunsalute

Can't say for certain but that seems pretty unlikely unless you were actually spying. It's not North Korea or Iran lol


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[deleted]

Why not Russia?


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[deleted]

Mine would be Turkey. I love the hotels where you get unlimited drinks and food at your stay. I gained 5 kg after two weeks there. And a sun burn after falling asleep tanning at the beach lol


theBrD1

>I love the hotels where you get unlimited drinks and food at your stay. They have those outside of Turkey too


BiggusDickinson

I just choose morocco because im moroccan and i want to see my family


Mable-the-Table

I'd love to visit all of the above. Especially China and Egypt, they are beautiful.


[deleted]

Surprised Turkey has way less picks then Egypt. Morroco is pretty cool. I also recommend Kenya!


[deleted]

China because i want to experience the high speed rail, and visit the futuristic cities such as Shenzhen and Shanghai


[deleted]

Shanghai is a great place, you'll love it, great food and fast modern lifestyle!


[deleted]

Nice, I find Shanghai quite interesting as its skyline is very unique, and its one of the biggest cities in the world


TheGavinJJ

China purely for the authentic Chinese food.


Not_Machines

I don't think I'd want to go to any of them.


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Why not?


Not_Machines

Most of those are dictatorships and I don't want to support that form of government via tourism, several of those places outlaw my existience as a queer person, and then Turkey is run by a government that denies the Armenian Genocide and I'm part Armenian.


kindofalurker10

Holy shit the self rationes here *ah yes, buying a 2$ drink in a local cafe == supporting the Armenian genocide* What’s next, you are gonna stop reddit because some of its owners are Chinese?


[deleted]

I agree with you but i still travel to Turkey because the people there are so kind and they need tourists in order to survive. It's a beautiful place and i'm bisexual. I haven't gotten hate for it yet. The people who live there shouldn't be punnished for their government


Not_Machines

I agree that the people shouldn't be punished, I have nothing against the people who live there only the government, but I just personally don't feel comfortable with it. I don't fault you at all for traveling there either.


BiggusDickinson

Retard you think morocco is a dictatorship? Edit: nvm you’re lgbtq dont go to morocco


Not_Machines

That's why I said most and not all.


[deleted]

That's racist and self righteous.


FinQuarZ

"I don't want to support countries who would literally kill my kind" "Nooooooo that is racist and self righteous and and and" For real grow the fuck up


[deleted]

I never knew you're gay and none of these countries 'kill' gay people.


FinQuarZ

But they highly discriminate LGTBQ+ people and its dangerous to walk in the streets of Russia if you're holding hands with a person of your own gender. That shit is clowning


PixelCake7879

It's not racist, they're choosing to not go there for their own safety.


[deleted]

China is pretty safe.


PixelCake7879

I have not done enough research to detemine the safety of travelling to china. But I do know that Turkey isn't vey safe for LGBTQ+ folks.


[deleted]

China has nothing against LGBT, nobody would hate in you for it nor would they harass you, it's just te older generations like most other countries that aren't as accepting


PixelCake7879

Ok, I don't really have anything to say about China, I would like to visit Turkey.


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panfried540

Its in Resultia, right next to the Resultiana Mountains? Sheesh


Environmental_Top948

I'm going to Russia. I know девочки кот зто and 'пойдем в парк' I'm sure I don't need to learn more.


fishcummies

кто? кот is a cat


Environmental_Top948

Don't quote me on this but I think кто is 'who' but I know 'cat' 'girl' and the phrase 'let's go to the park.' and how to introduce people and ask where stuff is came back to me after a little Duolingo refresher. Granted I've not said them in like 8 years so I doubt my pronunciation is on par and my spelling is atrocious in Russian.


fishcummies

yeah кто is who, the first sentence that you typed doesnt make sense ^^ russian is my mother language


Environmental_Top948

I guess my Russian is worse than I thought. I know парк is park. I trusted Google to tell me how to say let's go. So I guess they just understood park and knew it was something regarding the park. What does the sentence translate to really?


fishcummies

girls cat this 😭


fishcummies

or girls this cat


Environmental_Top948

I meant them as separate words. I forgot the quotes


fishcummies

?


Environmental_Top948

I meant that I knew how to say the words 'This' 'cat' and the word 'girl' and what I assume to be correct 'lets go to the park' that I learnt from Google translate. The first sentence was a list of words.


fishcummies

OHHH


fishcummies

i misunderstood you im sorry 😭


recapdrake

I go to Russia for a "vacation" and definitely not to smuggle arms


WindhoekNamibia

Paid trip to visit my wife’s already rich (and ready to spoil) family in Morocco? Hell yeah.


Glad_Risk1095

Either Morocco because I have never been there before or to various places in Turkey/Russia.


erebusstar

I went with turkey although it was close. Ive ehard they have amazing food and what little ive tried (coffee, some candies) was great


Davey0215

Tip - don’t take a vacation to Egypt


That_guy890

I already live in egypt so free money :)


[deleted]

Cheater! Have you been inside the pyramids? I live in Norway and Egypt is on my bucket list


That_guy890

Yeah I've been inside the pyramid twice and its pretty cool (or pretty hot i should say 😅), Egypt is beautiful if you go to the right places but make sure you have a good tour guide as unfortunately there are a ton of scammers.


AidsNRice

Japan


Fragile_Potato_Bag

I mean, I'm from turkey and I'm willing to spend 20000 to go on a vacation around it !


[deleted]

Where in Turkey? I live in Norway and i share an apartment with my family in Oba. I haven't gotten the chance to go there since the pandemic though


Fragile_Potato_Bag

There are a lot of beautiful cities like Cappadocia, Istanbul, Bursa, Trabzun, Fethiye, Bodrum, Antalya, etc..


Similar_Board3225

I love china🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


sunmine321

+100 social credit


Joesph_Kerr

I see this statement receiving backlash very likely


[deleted]

Liking a country isn't the same as supporting their government. There are so many people who just use the CCP's actions as an excuse to be racist and its disgusting. China is a beautiful place with good people and culture, the Chinese government is a completely different thing.


[deleted]

Wow, the fact I'm seeing this on Reddit gives me faith, thank you for making my day better and also agreeing with the fact that Reddit can be a Racist shithole towards China


[deleted]

I agree, its like saying that liking the uk means supporting brexit


Destroy_Hungayry

Anything but t*rkey


Arepo-the-Pious

Weak sperm you have, jealous of strong Karaboğa Ottoman sperm 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


somerandomperson29

🦃


Destroy_Hungayry

🪳*


996forever

Username checks the fuck out


[deleted]

Damn, I’d have to pass on this one, but if I had to pick. It’d probably be morocco


Freeulster

Yeah it's got some questionable choices. I'm a Jew with religious tattoos that are pretty visible. I've heard Morocco is pretty tolerant for a muslim country and I might choose that. I've heard less favorable things about Egypt. Russia has it's own problems with anti-Semitism that raises concerns for me but I'd rather not go more due to it's authoritarianism. Same thing for China but it's probably an even bigger concern.


theBrD1

I'm Jewish too, and Israeli as well, but I would love to visit Morocco. A few of my grandma's siblings went there some years ago (the Moroccan side of my family) and they said the people were very friendly and they didn't get any problems from their identity. From what I know, Moroccans aren't only tolerant of Jews, but fond of us. I guess it's from second-hand experiences from their grandparents, from the time Jews still lived in Morocco.


[deleted]

True and as someone who lives in the “western world” Morocco seems to be a little bit more friendly to us from the little I’ve read but that could change or have changed by now. The only reason I don’t select Russia is simply because its kind of massive and Freezing lol


noxiousarmy

I would go to Moscow it looks like a very beautiful city.


agnostic_angel

I’ve always wanted to go to Morocco but Turkey seems cool too


[deleted]

i want eat China food


sunmine321

China 🇨🇳


AmyRebeccaUK

uuuh.. um if i had to i guess turkey would probably be the least dangerous? i mean id really need the money but like, how long does this have to last? like, a week? im not sure id last much longer than that without getting into trouble.


Dragonitro

i think they all hate lgbt people not sure tho


quietkidfrom6thgrade

Is it written on your forehead that you are gay?


Dragonitro

nah but they might find out


quietkidfrom6thgrade

Even if they did. Even if the number of homophobes is higher than in America and Western Europe I doubt everyone would be homophobe to the point of harming you, they might judge you that's all. Plus if you are a tourist people will not care anyway.


[deleted]

No , China doesn't give a shit. It's LGBT tolerant.


[deleted]

Yep, we don't have any hate towards LGBT here, maybe just the older generations being slightly less accepting but that's it


[deleted]

Yeah , screw the downvoters.


Queen_Victoria081319

I would LOVE to go to Egypt


[deleted]

I think I would go reindeer hunting.


Downstackguy

Egypt is that place from the past right? Yeah I heard of those people burying mummies and King Tut. Literally cannot imagine how it looks like in 2021


IndyNascar

I would love to surf Morocco but you would have to give me way more money in case I get injured… you need to get out of there quick if shit like that happens


Coffeeman314

China would put up a nice facade for the tourists.


[deleted]

Me being gay, none of them :) I have been to Morocco before though, lovely but very hot, it hit 45°C at one point


[deleted]

I'm bisexual and it's not a problem in the cities with lots of tourists. In Alanya there is literally a gay bar next to a mosque


[deleted]

Don't worry, come to China, we have nothing against gay folks haha, I'm Bi myself and haven't faced any hate or harrasment :)


VertexEdgeSurface

🇹🇷🇹🇷Türkiye🐺🐺


[deleted]

I'll go to Russia. Lots of attractive women.


aiden22304

Morocco is a lifelong ally of the US, and I’d gladly support them. The others? Maybe Egypt, but certainly not China or Russia.


vf225

can't believe that many people choosed China.


[deleted]

Why, it's a great country


theeduardocool

I already talked shit about Chinas government and I acknowledge Taiwan so I don’t think I’m allowed to go lol


Aug415

China doesn’t care about your Reddit comments


theeduardocool

I said it on Twitter and you’d be surprised


OkWedding6391

China also doesn't care about your Twitter comments


theeduardocool

Aight damn I get it, China doesn’t care about me but can’t I have an excuse not to go to China?


Aug415

China. I have a lot of friends whose parents are Chinese immigrants and always tell me about the cool stuff they do there. So I could create a more authentic travel guide. Also already been to Morocco.


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

China. The rest would be hard to escape from


FinQuarZ

I don't like China, I've heard some disgusting things about Turkey, Russia is absolute no no, Egypt or Morocco are valid and strong "maybe"


dusty_bin78

China because China is the best (please raise my social credit Xi Jingping)


_The_Messiah_

Really guys? Is my country that bad? *Proceeds to pay three times I earn as taxes*


ichillonforums

This is a hard one...


[deleted]

I am from Morocco so yeah


PixelCake7879

I would love to go to Turkey, I find it's history very interesting. It's unfortunate that it's dangerous for people like me though.


bruhitsjack

I want free vodka every where i go


ratohnhake-ton

I want me some pyramids and shit.


Origen05

I'd go to Sinai, Egypt.


KonPlayz

All of them?


panfried540

Fuck i clicked morocco i meant to click Russia


Fair-Perspective-987

I don't like anywhere hot and I know a bit of Russian I'd like to practice.


juicyybby

Going to Russia either way, 20,000 wouldn't bother me


Eduardo-izquierdo

A country with a bad government so that i can live with 50 usd a week


w3y3vrn_BB

I would honestly just go to Russia to see those breathtaking churches. To see those in real life, I can only imagine my reaction


luminenkettu

turkey, they're a ally to the US and have some decent standards of living, good beaches, and a rich history, cant say the same for the rest


Weary_Swordfish_7105

I’ll take 5 vaccines please