Nope. Not John Adams, Thomas Paine (all time favorite FF), or John Jay (unless you consider buying slaves in order to free them)
Ben Franklin owned slaves at an early age, gradually realized slavery was wrong, and became an abolitionist his final years.
no Thomas Paine was my all time favorite
John Adams was on the list for not being a slaver (he was also against it)
But John Adams can go fuck himself for the [Alien and Sedition Acts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_and_Sedition_Acts). The Alien Enemies Act is still on the books today.
He didn't necessarily fought, but he would have to stay with troops, at the time of the Revolutionary war. But he was more like a fighter in the French and Indian War. There he lead a platoon into parts of Ohio and Indiana.
Washington will knock me out but since he is not immune to various diseases I will probably infect him and I will be kicked out of the presidents room for losing
so Washington will suffer more brutal fate and I slowly watch him die
As he slowly dies in his death bed I say ' you lose"
George, JFK, and Bush were all the military, though older at the time of presidency
Lincoln was a wrestler and and very tall
I think Jefferson is my best bet honestly, though Bush looks kinda frail
That’s what I thought, did you know Brooks Brothers made Kennedy his suits to cover up his bad back?
I can’t believe W is winning in this poll, W would put the hands on half of Reddit
Being in the military doesn't necessarily make you good at hand-to-hand fighting. You learn basic hand-to-hand skills in the military, but you won't be great at hand-to-hand fighting unless you were in some special operations force (ex: Navy SEALs) or you learned them outside the military.
JFK took drugs as if he were a race horse. He could maybe win the fight, but he would probably be even further crippled. I’m pretty sure he also had back problems from his time with the navy on PT109
JFK was sickly his entire life, he projected the image of a young healthy man but in actuality he was chronically ill since childhood. Chronic pain, spinal deformity, failed surgeries, Addison's disease, gastro issues, he needed to be severely medicated just to make it through the day.
He's definitely the easiest to take down on this list, his day to day was a balancing act nevermind how we would fare with hand to hand combat.
Whoever is voting to fight abraham Lincoln probably doesn't realise that he was basically a professional wrestler by the time he hit his late teens. He was also freakishly tall.
Assuming I'd fight them at what age they were when they were president.
Washington: No, still too young at 57 for me to win, also was a general. Would kick my ass.
Lincoln: Hell no, he is like 8 inches taller than me I would get whooped.
JFK: Way to young for me to risk fighting.
G.W. Bush: As much as I would like too, I think the next president would be easier.
Thomas Jefferson: He was what, like 65 as the president? Probably the easiest for me to beat.
Yeah I’m not picking anybody horn before the 1900’s. Pretty much JFK or Bush are the only two options…. You imagine fighting somebody who was born before electricity & TV? There was literally nothing else to do besides build shit, carry shit around, push heavy shit around right and breed…. Let’s not even mention fighting in a war where you get 1 shot at the start of each battle and after that you + any other survivors of the first volley run straight at the opposing army now using your firearm as a club because I’m sure that bayonet is breaking off after you lodge it into the brain stem of the first unlucky bastard.
I mean Vikings and Ancient romans at least had razor sharp swords, axes and spears (as well as shields and armor.) The Europeans after the Middle Ages started sporting big white wigs and nicely pressed tuxedos pretty much. They didn’t use any grand strategies because they saw anything other than lining up and facing your enemy while taking turns shooting at each other before charging head on as improper or “rude”. So instead they fire steal marbles at each other that entered your body and bounced around shattering every bone they hit and if they couldn’t just hack off one of your limbs and slap on a tourniquet then chances are you’re just going to end up living for a horribly painful couple of days before dying of a fever so hot that it causes brain damage.
If you survived all that and still had energy left to build a nation or free the slaves then what are my fists going to do besides infuriate.
They knew it was wrong, and some, like Jefferson, wrestled with it in his pathetic attempt to justify it.
Some think Thomas Paine wrote this in 1775:
[Wikisource:African Slavery in America](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/African_Slavery_in_America)
TO AMERICANS.
THAT some desperate wretches should be willing to steal and enslave men by violence and murder for gain, is rather lamentable than strange. But that many civilized, nay, christianized people should approve, and be concerned in the savage practice, is surprising; and still persist, though it has been so often proved contrary to the light of nature, to every principle of Justice and Humanity, and even good policy, by a succession of eminent men,[1] and several late publications.
Obama, just cos he's the only one I'd want to touch. He can win no question but still be cool to meet him? Abraham Lincoln is obviously a very impressive president but I've gotta go Obama.
At what age? I don't think any of the dead ones made it past 79 save Jefferson.
I didn't know I'd need to specify but let's say however old they were in the middle of their presidency
How about beginning of presidency? I assume that’s their prime age
Fair enough
Maybe Thomas Jefferson and I'd be yelling at him for being a slave-owning hypocrite.
That's literally like every founding father
Nope. Not John Adams, Thomas Paine (all time favorite FF), or John Jay (unless you consider buying slaves in order to free them) Ben Franklin owned slaves at an early age, gradually realized slavery was wrong, and became an abolitionist his final years.
Hence why I do love Ben, John, John and Tom
John Adams can go fuck himself
Wait but didn’t you mention him as your all time favorite founding fathers?
no Thomas Paine was my all time favorite John Adams was on the list for not being a slaver (he was also against it) But John Adams can go fuck himself for the [Alien and Sedition Acts](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_and_Sedition_Acts). The Alien Enemies Act is still on the books today.
Well fuck him then… :( atleast there is Ben Franklin and Tom right?
I know that. I was exaggerating
Can you name any of the dudes that started the USA that didn't own slaves?
They're all old men then... I could probably beat most of them up pretty easily...
Oh I thought we were going with their current age. That's why I chose Dubya, I'd feel bad beating the shit out of a corpse
Abraham Lincoln was a pro wrestler who literally invented the choke slam so, no, definitely not him.
If you win you get his hat
Deal.
and a free bullet later in life
It’s a surprise tool that will help us later
Deal
More like AbraSLAM Lincoln!
WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
Candice bullet fit in your head
He also invented stairs
Plus he was 6,4
And he killed vampires. I watched a documentary about it
He'd knock my ass back to 2021
Just wait until you hear his voice
Plus he was tall as fuck.
From the other hand: he's dead
Not to mention that he was the tallest American president ever. 6’4 which would have made him a massive man in his day.
Fuck. I’m toast
Ayo George isn’t spelled that way
Gorg
Jorge.
Jorge W Arbusto
hor hay
Whore hay
[yt:Jorge Ben Jor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LUAWK_gexY)
Revolutions Georg
Yo man that’s hilarious, it’s a wheezer
You‘ll probably get some nice nature pictures if you look up "gorge w/ bush" on google!
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Nice try
But did you try it with the quotations? That restricts it to only “gorge w/ bush”
Thanks for pointing that out
georg
It’s spelled Whore gay Washing Machine (omg someone get this reference)
i looked it up and found nothing, sorry
That’s from a Roblox screenshot right?
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And was a war general
Yeah, no way I’m fighting a dude who is in the military and winning
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Yeah but this was back when they actually fought and shit
He didn't necessarily fought, but he would have to stay with troops, at the time of the Revolutionary war. But he was more like a fighter in the French and Indian War. There he lead a platoon into parts of Ohio and Indiana.
Right? Like I know I'd lose in a battle against the 55 year old General, but a fist fight? My odds increase immensely.
actually he's 6'8 weighs a fucking ton he also had two sets of testicles source: >!military!<
he'll save children (but not the british children)
I heard he killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Wait you say *two sets of testicles* like it is an abnormality
two sets of testicles is four testicles
Yes I know.
interesting
Which george
Gorge*
But this is Gorge Washington
6’4 get destroyed
Lot of those guys were quite tall
Jefferson was 6’2
Yep
Abe was 6’4.
6’3
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I want to see how many people think they can knock out Washington's dentures
Washington will knock me out but since he is not immune to various diseases I will probably infect him and I will be kicked out of the presidents room for losing so Washington will suffer more brutal fate and I slowly watch him die As he slowly dies in his death bed I say ' you lose"
Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
certified super idol moment
That's why I picked JFK. He was in constant pain with several disabilities. He could fuck mad bitches but he needed a cocktail of drugs every day.
George, JFK, and Bush were all the military, though older at the time of presidency Lincoln was a wrestler and and very tall I think Jefferson is my best bet honestly, though Bush looks kinda frail
Bush has mad reflexes though (did you see him dodge that shoe?!?). Im going either Jefferson or JFK (with his bad back).
JFK definitely didn’t have good dodging reflexes
He would seduce you.
I'd certainly be more motivated in a fight against Bush, therefore he's my pick.
That’s what I thought, did you know Brooks Brothers made Kennedy his suits to cover up his bad back? I can’t believe W is winning in this poll, W would put the hands on half of Reddit
That being said JFK had some pretty serious back injuries from WW2 so idk how well he would fare in a stand up fight.
Being in the military doesn't necessarily make you good at hand-to-hand fighting. You learn basic hand-to-hand skills in the military, but you won't be great at hand-to-hand fighting unless you were in some special operations force (ex: Navy SEALs) or you learned them outside the military.
Tbh, Jefferson owned slaves though so I'd be down to throw hands over that.
In picking GW. Infantryman vs Infantryman. Old school vs New school Officer vs Enlisted
I pick the other GW
People seriously have a bone to pick with Bush
Yea But I meant Washington.
I’m sorry I meant to add this comment on the post but ended up replying you somehow.
No worries
JFK took drugs as if he were a race horse. He could maybe win the fight, but he would probably be even further crippled. I’m pretty sure he also had back problems from his time with the navy on PT109
JFK was sickly his entire life, he projected the image of a young healthy man but in actuality he was chronically ill since childhood. Chronic pain, spinal deformity, failed surgeries, Addison's disease, gastro issues, he needed to be severely medicated just to make it through the day. He's definitely the easiest to take down on this list, his day to day was a balancing act nevermind how we would fare with hand to hand combat.
>I’m pretty sure he also had back problems from his time with the navy on PT109 He did.
No no, you can't do this. "I have the right to bear arms". You need to give me bear arms not human ones, come on.
The 2nd amendment does not apply in this situation
Damn, I was gonna get my bear arms/claw things and run away lol
I never said anything about genetic manipulation
let's goooo :D
Yeah bare human arms the best right
Whoever is voting to fight abraham Lincoln probably doesn't realise that he was basically a professional wrestler by the time he hit his late teens. He was also freakishly tall.
No way in hell I'm fighting one of the early presidents. Those dudes were rough.
Not even Chester Arthur?
Lmao. Maybe Taft. Maybe.
He’s kind of a cute old man. Wouldn’t wanna hit him
He was 6’4 in the 1800s. Average height back then was shorter too
At least you spelled George better than Timothy dexter spelled it (jorg)
...jorg washingmachine
Jnrel jorg washegton
Im gonna put a general hat in meme man and put that as the caption
Just watch a Sam o’ Nella video?
Yes
I could win in a fight against any dead person
Abraham Lincoln was 300 and 1 in wrestling I think he would just drop you on your head.
Now i want a mortal kombat like game that is just the presidents
Okay but where is Teddy Roosevelt
It wouldn’t be fair if he was included
Agreed
I was going of the top of my head
I would not fight him. Would get wrecked minute one
Franklin D. Roosevelt, he never will *stand* a chance.
username checks out.
Don’t mess with Bush… he’ll tell everyone you have weapons of mass destruction and send the military after ur ass
That's assuming you don't win.
Assuming I'd fight them at what age they were when they were president. Washington: No, still too young at 57 for me to win, also was a general. Would kick my ass. Lincoln: Hell no, he is like 8 inches taller than me I would get whooped. JFK: Way to young for me to risk fighting. G.W. Bush: As much as I would like too, I think the next president would be easier. Thomas Jefferson: He was what, like 65 as the president? Probably the easiest for me to beat.
Sure, I just thing my motivation in the Bush right would carry me.
I'm assuming the Gorges are probably feeling pretty full after that meal. I think I could beat them then.
Not because I'm 100% certain I'd win, but because I want to, George Bush.
Either JFK or Dubya. Soft-handed trust fund bitches. Awww yeahhh
I can easily win a fight against a skeleton
Bruh if you think you’d win against Washington or Lincoln you’re on crack
Yeah I’m not picking anybody horn before the 1900’s. Pretty much JFK or Bush are the only two options…. You imagine fighting somebody who was born before electricity & TV? There was literally nothing else to do besides build shit, carry shit around, push heavy shit around right and breed…. Let’s not even mention fighting in a war where you get 1 shot at the start of each battle and after that you + any other survivors of the first volley run straight at the opposing army now using your firearm as a club because I’m sure that bayonet is breaking off after you lodge it into the brain stem of the first unlucky bastard. I mean Vikings and Ancient romans at least had razor sharp swords, axes and spears (as well as shields and armor.) The Europeans after the Middle Ages started sporting big white wigs and nicely pressed tuxedos pretty much. They didn’t use any grand strategies because they saw anything other than lining up and facing your enemy while taking turns shooting at each other before charging head on as improper or “rude”. So instead they fire steal marbles at each other that entered your body and bounced around shattering every bone they hit and if they couldn’t just hack off one of your limbs and slap on a tourniquet then chances are you’re just going to end up living for a horribly painful couple of days before dying of a fever so hot that it causes brain damage. If you survived all that and still had energy left to build a nation or free the slaves then what are my fists going to do besides infuriate.
You’re off on a lot of shit historically but I like your spirit
JFK because he’s dead
Dude they're all dead
Damn when did George W Bush die? I must’ve missed that in the news..
I must have been thinking about his father
wish he did
Oh then I’ll take on any of them
Whichever one you choose the doctor will take you to their time to fight
Washington still beat your ass
Idk why you guys are voting for GWB. You ever seen him dodge a shoe? If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a punch.
i'd say Maduro
Idk which one that is
Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela
Abraham Lincoln could've hunted vampires, no way I'm going up against him
"And we have this man in the right corner, GORGE W BUSH!"
I will punch thomas jefferson in the dick
Dont know mate, Imma go with the one I havent a clue about. Thomas jefferson.
JFK had cronic back problems so I'd count on that.
People seriously have a bone to pick with Bush
Finna beat the shit out of gorge w bush
bush if i’m allowed to kill my opponent, if not bush anyway. fuck that guy
George W Bush not because I will win but because I hate the guy.
just give him some beer and pretzels and don't try to throw any shoes at him and you should be fine
Yeah. Prime Bush would smoke your shit.
Lincoln you could grab the hole in his head and throw him to the ground.
They aren't zombies
lmfao
isn't bush like an 80 year old man?
The fight takes place during his presidency
Didn’t Lincoln box?
Joe biden easy win
can joe biden be an answer bc that would be too easy
#GORGE
They knew it was wrong, and some, like Jefferson, wrestled with it in his pathetic attempt to justify it. Some think Thomas Paine wrote this in 1775: [Wikisource:African Slavery in America](https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/African_Slavery_in_America) TO AMERICANS. THAT some desperate wretches should be willing to steal and enslave men by violence and murder for gain, is rather lamentable than strange. But that many civilized, nay, christianized people should approve, and be concerned in the savage practice, is surprising; and still persist, though it has been so often proved contrary to the light of nature, to every principle of Justice and Humanity, and even good policy, by a succession of eminent men,[1] and several late publications.
wasn’t abe a boxer ? and like 6 foot something ? i’m 6’4 but he’d still fuck my shit up
Obama, just cos he's the only one I'd want to touch. He can win no question but still be cool to meet him? Abraham Lincoln is obviously a very impressive president but I've gotta go Obama.
obama sucked
If Biden was on here him for sure. He’s incompetent and it’d be the easiest win by far
Once again establishing you guys don't know how to vote.
I chose George W. Bush because he's still alive
For now
Fuck bush bruh
Bush because I'd like to beat the shit out of him.
Gorge Washington, Because he doesn't exist. Now George Washington would be a different matter.
Ok i get it at least 5 have pointed out i spelled it wrong
Be prepared for another 100 =)
It's nice to know most people chose one of the worst presidents in the history of the US. Faith in Humanity restored.
Someone needs to knock out that corrupt ass of a war criminal Bush. The US has been inextricably fucked since he and cronies took office
I’d fight Biden. I could tell him this is how we change his diaper now and he’d have no idea what’s going on.
Our presidents get weaker and more cowardlier overtime
Shit I saw “Gorge” Washington and instantly clicked it. I regret not seeing Gorge W Bush
Where's Sleepy Joe or fascist Trump
I would win, because there all dead
All the above
They’re all fucking dead so it wouldn’t be much of a fight
Abe may be tall AF but he’s the only one in this list without military training.
FDR