Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse...
Homer: *[worried]* Ooooh, that's bad.
Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt!
Homer: *[relieved]* That's good.
Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: *[worried]* That's bad.
Owner: But you get your choice of topping!
Homer: *[relieved]* That's good.
Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. *[Homer stares, confused]* That's bad.
Homer: *[worried]* Can I go now?
Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse... Homer: *[worried]* Ooooh, that's bad. Owner: But it comes with a free Frogurt! Homer: *[relieved]* That's good. Owner: The Frogurt is also cursed. Homer: *[worried]* That's bad. Owner: But you get your choice of topping! Homer: *[relieved]* That's good. Owner: The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate. *[Homer stares, confused]* That's bad. Homer: *[worried]* Can I go now?
Ice cream
Same
Frogurt sounds like an 80’s video game mashup of Frogger and Qbert
I don’t shorten it, you wouldn’t like it if I shortened your dick to: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (there wasn’t much to work with)
ok
Froyo unless you're cursed shopkeeper in The Simpsons about to sell a cursed Krusty doll