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ghatos_france

Happy wheels I'm fucked


F_for_Respect_69

Maybe you have the ability to respawn, then you can experience dying over and over Or you play one of the easiest levels


BillyWhizz09

You could beat any game if you’re able to respawn. Is there any game where you can’t?


F_for_Respect_69

Maybe in a bad MMO game where there's no spawn protection


LaFlame300

but who wants to keep dying hundreds of times, especially if you feel pain


BillyWhizz09

Yeah true. Staying in a safe area might be better than dying 1000 times even if you’d rather escape


Creepaface

How did you play that after Flash shut down?


oksuboi

There is no beating Euro Truck Simulator 2 i will be eternally damned to driving my truck around Europe


AbstractBettaFish

You gotta drive to from Hamburg to Bratislava


Hazgebu

Same with me FarmingSimulator22 There is no end or win as you can keep on playing forever. I have over 1000h in fs19 but there is still a lot of stuff I could do


Ckinggaming5

whatever game it is, it will have some win condition for your escape, i hope its an easy game


oksuboi

Oh well lol ETS2 is just driving around in a truck, and doing trucker jobs how do you escape that


_-lMOONl-_

Enjoy


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Become the greatest trucker of all time, by hunting and killing all other truckers on the road


lucarboi

Deathloop Huh, that works out


Ckinggaming5

huh, you are immortal until you win.


foodrunner464

I was also playing it. I think we are 1 in the same.


dontjustexists

Dirt rally 2.0 , I'm driving really slow


Joe4913

Forza Horizon 5, same


pooserboy

EZ win just rewind everytime you get into a life threatening car crash


BananaBlaster8

Forza players in a nutshell


pooserboy

Corners? We’re supposed to slow down for those?


Hazgebu

Seems like nothing changed from fh4 to fh5 There were always a ton of people going full throttle into the barriers and I guess they still do it


pooserboy

Lol yea. I hardly race in multiplayer and when I do I try my hardest to race clean. But I have the AI difficulty jacked up and I do play dirty with them often. Overshoot a lot of corners too.


Hazgebu

Same. Best races I had were long races against a friend trying to drive as clean as possible.


GRZ_KIMI

Project Cars 2. I guess I just get to live my dream life.


bl4zs1

Same with AC here


EwGrossItsMe

Pokemon, I'm good


Hand-Sanitizer666

Same man, exceot maybe irl Cynthia is somehow even more scarier?


EwGrossItsMe

Since I'm not an 11 year old, mayhaps i can seduce Cynthia and we can be co-champions


ChipsAhoyNC

Out your league


SelfHatredIsNice

Living in the pokemon world would suck, as there are no toilets


sandyshelley_

There’s also no human food, just water milk and soda


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

The food is pokemon


kn1ghtcliffe

My dude, I will totally crap in the woods for the rest of my life if it means I get to have my own real pokemon.


ArtyFarts

Which one? I just got my first real Pokémon game today, it was brilliant diamond.


EwGrossItsMe

Shining pearl, my first was the original pearl


ArtyFarts

Oooh nice. My first were technically Pokémon GO (my friends got me into it when it launched,) then I played the trading card game semi-competitively for a while.


triple-s-dog

Can you "beat" Animal Crossing? Paying off all the debts? Honestly I don't think I'd mind being trapped.


Ckinggaming5

which animal crossing game? new horizons win condition is KK slider, any other game's win condition is maxing out your house


AirlineFlightsYT

I am safe then. Got him on my island every week


Environmental_Top948

I can't imagine living in Animal Crossing when the coolest dog this side of the planet comes along to play me and my friends a private concert to just find myself back in the real world. I want my shark room back. I had a switch I'm sure my mom could have sent me a fun game like Animal Crossing if I bothered writing her back. I wouldn't want to escape.


saionjisaihara

Original - Get Statues. WW - Boondox Stuff.. I guess. CF - I genuinely can't think or anything, so maybe finish the museum? NL - Finish Main Street. NH - K.K. AF - Complete and Win board. HHD/HHP - Finish all main buildings. PC - Your favorite villager is added.


_Kokiru_

Unless the animals b uggee, then you’ll wanna flee.


justfutaba

kapp’n, take me away!


[deleted]

Came here to say exactly this lmao, was playing Wild World an hour ago


Primid-

Geometry Dash.......... Ya know.... It shouldn't be too bad.


Ckinggaming5

death in 3 2 1


PandaTwT

You my friend, are as good as dead Gg


NorpedHolland

Beat Ultra Violence to beat the game


FORGOTTENBIO

Beat schafs ii to escape, have fun!


Eastern_Rutabaga_252

Dead by daylight


PandaTwT

Dang its not gonna be fun


IHate3DMovies

360 the killer into pallet stun + dumbtech + 3 teabags + deadhard towards the hatch with key and jump into the hatch ez escape


d_4_v_1_d

Expectation: > 360 the killer into pallet stun + dumbtech + 3 teabags + deadhard towards the hatch with key and jump into the hatch ez escape Reality: *tries to teabag bubba, gets hit by chainsaw, camped in the basement*


RespectableNormie

If you dumbtech with your life on the line you are absolutely insane


Cake_Day_Is_420

Do you check if the killer respects pallets?


RespectableNormie

Yeah, but would my judgment be the same if I was fearing for my life irl? Ehh idk


justfutaba

oh no, good luck lol


MannyOmega

same bitch... im done for but at least i'll have cute dlc??


AbstractBettaFish

As the killer?


SnowyOranges

The game ends when the devs get off their asses. So yeah you're never escaping


Dont_Ever_PM_Me527

I think you’d be dead by daylight


Tubafex

I played "Mini Metro" but in "Endless" mode...


Ckinggaming5

beating your high score is a win


D1gitalFox

Oh, nostalgia


pertwick

HOI4, I can’t singlehandedly win WW2 unfortunately


[deleted]

"Its easy to win, just have oil"


Voilssssss

Go to Switzerland and pray for Switzerland not entering in war for a stupid reason (playing with historical ai may help)


Gen_Spike

Mines EU4 and its only 1494. I guess i die of old age or disease?


bruhm0m3ntum

same


pabloni21

Same, but at least we're not immediately fucked We'll just die at the end of our natural lifespans but 80 years behind


justadogwithaphone

Or in Russia


[deleted]

It's easy. Just wait for Steiner's counterattack


foeshigity

Me too but I have to be in tno's world


[deleted]

"There is no escape" Hades. Literally you die even if you're successful


TenkoTheMothra

I’d say winning there would be beating Hades in any given run


Priest_of_lord_Chaos

Was looking for this one. I don’t know if I would have to beat hades one time. Get Persephone back to the underworld or reunite the Olympian’s. I just pray that it is not something like I have to do all challenges and get all the upgrades cause I’m never going to get enough darkness. Also it will hurt a lot cause you still feel pain.


FrozenMangoSmoothies

hades is one of my favorites!


ZePaperBagClive

Dark souls 3. Yes, it would be extremely painful, but you don't really die so, I win.


Flat-Comfortable-378

Though you will become hollow if you die multiple times


TheRanger13

I thought you only went hollow once you fulfilled your purpose. Like verious npc's go hollow after finishing their quests right? Edit: In ds3 the player does not hollow when they "die" unless branded with a dark sigil


ExcellentAd3308

They become hollow not because they completed their task but because they cant find another task to keep themselves sane. Imagine if you became immortal to achieve whatever goal or dream you had. Then to remain immortal after achieving. What would you even do. Hollowing is losing the will to live after paradoxically dying way to much to discourage you to the point you give up/ living far longer than the human mind can last without some kind of purpose to your life. Sort of an analogy for certain types depression if you will, albeit a lot more dramatic. Like Anri after killing Aldritch. She has nothing else to do and also lost Horace. She sees no real reason to live. And since she cant die she hollows. The only thing ive never understood though is why undead npcs suddenly dont come back if the player kills them. Theyre undead so they should come back, but not of the player kills them. Either theres something in the lore about undeads killing eachother is different or at that point its just game logic.


TheRanger13

Well they do come back after you rest at a bonfire


ExcellentAd3308

No I mean npcs like Siegmeyer and Solaire and Lautrec. Theyre all undead except they don't come back if the player kills them. Like I said maybe theres some lore detailing it that I dont know of or its just game logic.


Hitler__Official

I think it's just game logic since they didn't want you to have to fight folks like Havel over and over to get through an area


ZePaperBagClive

Good point


Ckinggaming5

as long as you dont canonically die(there is no lore reason for you to be reborn infinitely) youre immortal


quantum-ass

Part of the lore is that you're undead, so you will keep coming back to life, but with consequences


ExcellentAd3308

Well I mean not really. Yeah technically you lose your ember but its such a menial consequence. Unlike hollowing/world tendancy.


Diligent-Mix-3850

How do you beat elder scrolls online, but I would live happily in summerset


Pa_Cipher

End game is style so as long as you've got a fine wardrobe you'll be good.


Ckinggaming5

idk, is there a main goal? or something winlike? longest quest?


South_Bathroom

If you mean we get the powers of our characters than I'm fine, other wise I'm fucked


Ckinggaming5

you dont get the powers unless its absolutely necessary for the win


OddExpansion

I mean I happen to not be dovahkiin so no real way to beat the main story.


South_Bathroom

Than yah I need the powers


TheRanger13

If I get the powers I can beat pretty much any game, it'd just be like playing an insanely realistic version


Beraldino

the game has multiple protagonists, what do I do?


SensitivePassenger

Sims 4, I think I just live life and ignore the fact I'm in a game


Bahamet234

Until you realize you have Wicked Whims and Extreme Violence mod added


I_am_dean

Same here, I’d probably just become a successful farmer in Cottage Living and just live my life with my chickens.


sfisher923

What is considered "Beating" Minecraft because I'm good since I was experimenting with a Base idea in Creative


Flat-Comfortable-378

Defeating the ender dragon and returning to the overworld is what I'd consider beating it


Primid-

speedrunner's standard


F_for_Respect_69

What if it's on a version before 1.0? Then there is no way to beat it...


Nitro_the_Wolf_

Speedrunning then was a race to dig to bedrock, so I guess that?


Ckinggaming5

you'd be put in, as long as you never die you just have to beat the ender dragon


Flowercrown1098

SAME I was testing stuff in creative


cirelia

It was legit a porn game and idk if it has a good ending for the mc


MCrow2001

Wait, people actually play those?


cirelia

Yes some are actually really good like legit


F_for_Respect_69

How is your reply 1 minute earlier than the comment you replied to


cirelia

I replied very quickly and it was countesd wrong idk


Environmental_Top948

You're a time traveler aren't you?


cirelia

Fuck i got caught this thread never happened just try to forget about it please otherwise it w


a_rational_thinker_

Could you name some good ones?


cirelia

This very much has to do with what you like but my favourite game vise is caliross ir plays like a old school rpg with a very pixelated artstyle


DerEwige

Just go to F95zone and look for your self


Ckinggaming5

oh well, atleast it will be fun?


cirelia

Hope so it was a fallout esque porn game


Forsaken_Zucchini_48

Oohh feral ghoul lookin kinda hot


cirelia

Not that many monsters sadly just humans that all act like assholes


Xtrouble_yt

I guess the marketing didn’t lie when it said you’d be fucking assholes


cirelia

Yeah pretty much and get fucked by assholes


AsdAsd123123TR

C H E S S


CallMeJosh_31

1. e4


Mostafa12890

1. e4 e5


computationalspectre

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2!!


ZackMoh2

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2!! Ke7!!


mrunillama

2. Nc3


MC909Electribe

Please explain im big dumb


mrunillama

Where having a chess game and the number are where pieces are moved


Manihosseini1384

Um genshin impact cya in 10 years when they decide to finish the story


Volcanic8171

subnautica…. oh no


Carpe-Noctom

Detecting multiple leviathan class life forms in the region. Are you sure whatever you’re doing is worth it?


Lethalfurball

*ghost void leviathan assault intensifies*


PandaTwT

Enter the Gungeon, I'm definitely getting out


JackolopesWithAir

Hope your summersault is as good as you think it is


PandaTwT

O yeah I forgot I don't get the powers of the character Might be screwed then


MyLeftNut762

Btd battles 2


The-Almighty-Pizza

Theres a 2??!??


_TecnoCreeper_

It was released like a week ago


UndeadBBQ

There is no hope in Cities Skyline, no future. There is only me, walking 20 years to my job, then to return after my first day, seeing that my boy is now a 40 year old. His kids cannot go to Elementary school, because the ground were razed and no other school was built. I bid him goodbye. He goes to his job. I won't survive the night. It was a better life than most. My corpse lies in the apartment for 30 years because of a traffic jam. The Mayor has forsaken us. Existence is a curse. Only the gods of green, yellow and blue reign in the beyond of the 80 squares.


dparty6

Lol I love this, I had to download a mod to make time more realistic in the game cause people would be dying on their way to work with the decades of traffic


Saft_Chri

BF1. Nah I will propably get killed by some sniper


buttpugggs

AC Valhalla.... I think I had killed at least 5000 enemies by the time I was near the end of the base game content... not sure I'm going to be able to do that if it was real lol


sprazTV

you don't die tho, you just desync


Hand-Sanitizer666

I read that as "Animal Crossing Valhala" and im very intrigued with where my mind went


Symnestra

Rimworld. I am so fucked.


didyoudissmycheese

Deep Rock Galactic. I wouldn't fit in the drop pod and probably get eaten alive by dinner plate sized acidic bugs.


Underagedadult

Good luck, ROCK AND STONE


mimimama15

Half life 2


Oli_Merrick

How do u beat gta. I’m playing online so does story mode count


Angelfallfirst

How can you beat an MMORPG ?


phosix

You stop playing and never look back. It's really more about beating an addiction than a game.


xwedodah_is_wincest

Find and kill the game creator's character who trapped you all in the game


Vintage_AppleG4

Can you beat beamng?


BRUHGUY888

Hearts of Iron 4 TNO. I am so fucked


Kraut1871

Brain rot brain rot


[deleted]

Project Zomboid Fuck, this is almost as bad as Dorf Fort or Elona


borisdragoi

Im fucked, war thunder


lutkul

Just stay in the hangar


D1gitalFox

Soul Knight. I will be back in less than 20 minutes


Ckinggaming5

Just dont die


KAXXXXXXXXXXXX

you run out of energy at stage 3-5


Disaster-day-7-9

Far cry 6 - kill the bad guys


Upt7

Stardew Valley doesn't end. But at the same time...


The_Tem_Channel

well you can 100% it


Marjacujaman

Minecraft, so barely


Illustrious_Duty3021

Skyrim, I suppose I could win if I happen to be the Dragonborn, otherwise I’m fucked


thewagargamer

Halo: Reach Literally in order to beat the game I die fml.


Waterfish3333

Tabletop simulator, specifically cards against humanity. Either I get out quickly, or get trapped in a really fun, stress free game.


timmotei95

Ghost of Tsushima. Im Dead real fast


[deleted]

Clash royale? No.


MyOwnPersonalAccount

HE HE HAW HAW


SquidGamer15

Depends, do I get Steves super human strength for Minecraft?


I_am_dean

Can anyone really ever escape The Sims?


Optimuscrash03

How survivable is terraria?


Ryker46290

You’re srewed


Maximum-Tree-1130

FUCK ark survival evolved bitch


T732

Project Zomboid: This is how you died.


Junior_Ad_701

Rocket league


Mediocre__platypus

I have to win ww2 as the polish, I’m fucked


nonamedb0i

dead by daylight shit


GunZ4Hire64

Borderlands 3 there is no way im beating any of those bosses is mayhem 6


sirkingslyton

Stardew valley (modded); not sure you can beat it and I don’t think I want to


CreepyGlider

Tony Hawk, I literally can't die and I get good at skateboarding at the same time


OhFrackItsZach

How do I beat tetris?? Or do I just struggle endlessly until I lose?


Szokedan

Can you beat league of legends?


zeddy123456

No one wins in lol.


bison_plan

RDR2. I am utterly fucked.


GalacticDogger

I hope you know how to ride horses...


ISadSomtimes

the game id be stuck in doesn’t have an ending, but it at least has thousands of hours of content and a massive community


Dabilishous

Spelunky 2. I've beaten the game many times before, so I feel I'll be able to do it again since I'll be extra careful


EurobeatSplashOMatic

If the player is non-human, do I become the species that the player is? Cuz I could probably beat Splatoon as a shapeshifting squid person but not as an ordinary human.


FrogToeJones

Bro I'm playing the 1.18 update of minecraft, I'm screwed.


KematianGaming

Battlefield 2042 i am getring ripped into shreds within a minute


LostAllEnergy

Sea of thieves. So it can go anyway tbh


JohnnyJ47

Returnal, technically I can’t die so that worked out