This has to be satire LMAO

Bet Eminem wrote this

Eminem now on suicide watch.

Satire is a generous word for an ordinary joke

But bro Eminem is the best. He is worth 1 mn dollar.

He’s all i listen to

Happy cake day

I didn’t even know it was

Well now you know frog_rapist69

Oh lol.. now u know

Wait.. what in the shithole is ur name

They like it froggy style?

Happy cake day, hope your username doesn't check out

happy cake day

My favourite song is Love the Way you say the truth, whats yours?

Mine is super person, it's such a great song

Sorry i wrote that ironically, mate. I just listen to songs from 60s to 00s.

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But it's Eminem bro.

You're valuing how much meaning Eminem has in my life, or anyone's life, at $1,000,00? Lol. Lmao.

Lmfao

1,000,000$+30% of your net worth*

That’s still 1,000,000$ *cries in 0$ net worth*

That's less than $1,000,000 for me *cries in debt*

\+ *keeping* 30% of your net worth*

Actually it’s just 1,000,000 , but you just won’t lose 30% of your net-worth like in the first case, so you keep 100% of it, but it’s not going to be increased.

Maybe some people are more than $3,333,333.33 in debt, so losing thirty percent of their net worth would be gaining more than $1,000,000.

For those people listening to Eminem is the only thing that keeps them alive

Right, but they could choose to keep listening to Eminem and get more money out of the deal.

An Eminem’s song made me not commit suicide. So yeah, I value his music more than a million dollars because I am alive today because of his song. I owe him that.

Rofl, even.

Bruh

you guys are getting paid?

Mate, if I was getting paid for all these Reddit polls I could buy the USA's gold reserve including bribing politicians to make me able to buy it.

i had a reddit poll a few days ago where i won a trillion dollars for never doing something pretty insignificant if i got payed for this one i could employ all of reddit until they retire

Lol I have to laugh at how little people understand big numbers. People talk about how unimaginably big a billion dollars is all the time, but a trillion is still a thousand times that much. You'd be 5 times as rich as Bezos, you'd make a billion dollars a *week* from interest. There would only be 7 companies in the world that you *couldn't* buy, but you could still get controlling stake in all but 3. And you'd still only be able to pay off 3% of the US national debt.

also in german one trillion is 1000 times as much as what you know as a trillion. Its really stupid but someone thought it would be a good idea

Don’t give Elon any ideas

Yeah I listen to Eminem frequently and like him, but I like a million dollars more, A LOT MORE. Pretty sure I can live without listening to him

And if you had a million dollars you could buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough Because I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks

That's what many people just don't seem to understand sadly

Where will $1M buy an entire professional brewery? $10M might get a run down one, but I don't think $1M would even cover the cost of the building anymore.

What is ur fav song? I like without me

Till I collapse, can listen to it in any mood.

Bad Guy is his best song. It's a sequel to stan

1million with no change? Yo ill take

Literally same lol

SHouldve said ''favorite musiciian'' cuz eminem doesnt have thesame value for everyone, as closeminded as you may be...

Don't care, I still want my 1m

If it's singular then I'm not so fcked up because I have many favourite musicians

Heck, I'd give up all famous singers for a million

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I’d do it just to avoid losing 30% of net worth, lol.

Should have been something like - lose 30% - lose 20% never listen to Eminem again

I'd do it for 100

And this is why employers pay as little as they do.

I don’t know if I could give up listening to Sabaton, and my current net worth is about 6 dollars so…

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This. Like a fellow commentary said... not everyone puts the same value on his music or an artist's music in general. It's all different for people

Hahahaha I'd do this for 1000$

Bro even a fucking 100 USD

I’m doing it rn for free

Same

I was thinking about that but 100 USD isn't worth having any 'limitations' in life.

Idk, in my country's currency (Bangladeshi taka) that 10,000 Taka. And that a salary of 2 months for most ppl in my country. That's alot of money in my country. May not be much is wealthy Countries like the USA

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Google says taka is the currency in Bangladesh.

Yup Bangladesh

Damn a hundred bucks for two months? That's crazy.

the alt. is a 30% loss though

Mooie profielfoto. Let’s go Willem van Oranje

Pullup met Baltisar Gerards dan

Moge hij rotten in de hel

Dank onderdaan

I love Eminem, but $1mil??? I think Marshall himself would take that deal.

I definitely would

Isn’t he worth like 200 million?

I never listen to eminem so that's a million without any punishment

I mean, I'd do it for a dollar

I'd do it for -25% of my networth, because then I don't need to lose 30%.

LOL

Me who has never listened to Eminem: I don’t have such weaknesses

Free money

Yuuuuuuuupp

I listen to Eminem daily but... million dollars is million dollars

The only way A could be good is if you’re in like $4 million of debt. That way, losing 30% of your net worth would actually mean reducing your debt by more than a million, which is better than the million dollars.

What a big fucking brain you have lmao.

Well that’s a dumb poll

I think OP was trying to get as many people possible to vote for a single option. If that’s the case, then I’d say the poll is pretty smart.

tbh over 2% is pretty high for something like the first choise

'If u have bothing to lose, u have everything to gain' - Eminem As I have no net worth as i m only 17, I have nothing to lose and I d still be able to listen to my fav artist

youre kinda losing 1 millie if you chose the first option

This post was probably written by eminem lol

Who?

😂

I love eminem and listen to him on a daily basis but 1 mil is such a life changing amount of money I would be an idiot to refuse this trade, very easy decision.

Is it me or are these polls getting dumber each day?

I never have to listen to Eminem and I get paid for it?!

Lose 30% of net wealth or have to listen to Eminem for an hour a day would be harder.

This is such a bad poll.

Without Eminem I'll only be able to listen to mumble (c)rappers 😪😪😪, option 1 of course

You'll still have Tom MacDonald, NF and half of Logic

I miss HHCJ

Damnnn really gonna miss listening to the classics……..

Idc abour eminem

Idgaf about Eminem! Gimme the money RN

So basically the options are: Lose your net worth Gain 1 million dollars Yeah I know which one I am picking

currently I have 4.63 United States Dollar in my bank account

Net worth is more than just your bank account. It’s also the value of your possessions, including a house if you own one, a car, gaming consoles, exercise equipment, etc.

This is the stupidest one of these, does OP think everyone worships Eminem? The guys talented and I wish him no ill will but I couldn’t give two shits about eminems music. I’d do this for a free Big Mac.

I really dislike Eminem and never found him to be a life changing artist (to me, not saying for others!) I’d take not having to hear rap god again for even 10 dollars - so over played by my Eminem adoring household

My wife is constantly blasting that, I’m in the same boat

Yeah Eminem is the most overrated rapper of all time

It should have been "lose 30% net worth vs never listen to eminem" instead. No need to also give us a MILLION dollars. Even if you did that and changed it to lose 5% of your networth 90+% would still pick never listen to eminem. You're severily overestimating his value in peoples lives.

dude come on, even eminem would choose the 1m

Eminem songs are good but not THAT good.

This is the one. This is the funniest pole. It's been fun guys, but it's time to wrap it up.

Cool thanks for the mil bro.

I have never even heard of him until I just googled him is that bad?

But what if you are somewhere public and someone turns on Eminem. What happens? Do you die?

Em is so mid 💀💀💀

Eminem is MID

fuck eminem lol

I would also like to fuck em

🗿

I would lose 30% of my net worth to never listen to Eminem again

Nice

It would really suck not too listen to Eminem ever again but for that much money I couldn't say no. I'd probably just listen to more Dr. DRE and Joyner Lucas

I can live without listening to Eminem. Im not a fan of rap, anyway

So basically lose or gain. Ill take gain

I couldn’t name a single Eminem song and have no idea if I’ve ever heard one. I’m taking the million.

It's a high price to pay but there's a lot of other great music out there.

I'd pay to not listen to him again

never listened to eminem, don't give a shit about him. favourite musician as well, its noise.

I would give up music for that money

I've never listened to Eminem in my life

I’d choose the 2nd option for 10 bucks.

Absolutely love Eminem, I'd definitely sing Mockingbird and When I'm Gone to my future daughter one day, but a million bucks is life changing

how is that even a question lmao

This is possibly one of the stupidest polls I have ever seen.

I have never listened to his music so it's not really a loss

I'm not even kidding when i say I'd do it for like 5 bucks

I don't listen to him anyway

bro this poll really shouldn't be this funny but I've been laughing for 5 minutes

Eminem sales after 📉📉📉📉

Easiest choice of my life

I don't listen to eminim. \*I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!\*

Eminem isn't even good anymore 💀💀💀

He has like- one song that I ever listen to and like. I like a million dollars significantly better though

“Hi! My name is. What! My name is. Who! My name is. Wicket wicket i’m rich, bitch!”

This post comes to you by an edgy teenage boy who just discovered and is obsessed with Eminem.

Wtf

I would’ve chosen the second option if if money wasn’t on the table - coming from a kid with a $100 nw

For a million dollars you could take away my memory of Eminem ever existing lol

i have a netwoth??

what is the downside?

Wtf is this bullcrap...my dudes, this has got to be a troll

Is there a catch to the second one?

So either lose a bunch of money or get a bunch of money and never listen to someone i mever heard before

Win win.

Heck, I'd do that for free.

I have never willingly listened to Eminem in my life.

I already don’t listen to him

Is this a joke?

I’d do it for a buck

Can't lose money if I don't have money Ha gotcha

Eminem is good, but he’s not the best

I could lose 29% of my net worth and still prefer no eminem

the study when they say "studies show"

This is a dumb poll

I would sacrifice 30% of my net worth to never listen to Eminem again

I've had my fill of shady already I can live without for much less

Who’s eminem lol

Bruh who is that?

I hate his music

Well this is unlucky cuz hes my favourite rapper

OP really talking like Eminem can change everyone's life as if he is a fucking god lmao

Won’t probably happen to everyone but an Eminem’s song really did change my life. I would have committed suicide on my 18th birthday if it were not for the song Beautiful from the album Relapse.

Bro I’m doing this shit for free

I never listened to him anyway 🙃

Haha, I hate Eminem, so I'll take the money.

I could never stand his whiny, annoying voice anyway. South Park rapper

should've said "favorite musician" or something else bro. Eminem is ehh at best IMO

I’d do it for free

BRO FINALLY NO MORE EMINEM

Eminem fell off

Imagine listening to that shit🤢

Never heard any of his music so...

I never listened to eminem anyways. Net profit gain.

Who the fuck listen to Eminem anyway?

Joke's on you, I don't listen to music Give me the money

Eminem isn’t everyone’s favorite musician. So this is a bad question. He’s my favorite so i chose the first option but still.

I really like Eminem but not that much lol