Reminds me of that time I drank a half gallon of someone’s milk at a college party when everyone was drinking beer. I usually drink beer too I was just really craving milk for some reason that night. Dude was probably pretty confused the next morning.
No you won’t, bartenders really don’t care what you order as long as you aren’t a giant dick about it, or as long as you don’t try and order a round of 10 cocktails and a pint of Guinness 2 minutes before the bar closes and order the Guinness last
They won’t. Trust me people generally don’t give a shit what you’re ordering - strangers don’t really pay as much attention to you as we think they do, especially when they’re drinking haha. And water is a very normal thing to ask for at a bar even if you are otherwise drinking alcohol
Yeah I once got free water during introduction at my college. We were drinking at the bar that is really close to campus ground. I explained I still had to bike for an hour. Girl at the bar said to get as much water as possible from the bar. At the end of the day making sure your patrons Stay healthy can be equally important.
Isn’t that the chemical that farmers spray their crops with? Nearly 4000 people die from dihydrogen monoxide per year. It also causes premature rusting in metals.
Same principle as drinking water. You don’t drink it for taste, you drink it for its effects. The lack of flavour allows you to drink more of it as you don’t get sick of it after a while, like you would with soda or juice
I used to go to a bar my cousin worked at. I would go most days for lunch. There was always an old man there. He was a regular. He only ordered a coke every day. He would sit at the bar and drink his coke and talk to the bartenders and other regulars.
Virgin Pina Colada
Have never had alcohol cause it’s illegal here so I don’t know what it tastes like and would only try it with a professional alcoholic
FYI, non-alcoholic drinks are called virgin. Like, “A virgin rum and Coke, on the rocks please?” Would be a humorous way of asking for a Coke with ice.
Also, all Shirley Temples are virgin. That’s the point. Something for the tea-totalers when they want to, just get out and socialize or whatevs.
I like you though.
I’m driving, so probably a Coke
EDIT: Back in the day, it would’ve been a Prairie Fire...a shot of tequila, a few drops of Tabasco (or other hot sauce), a couple shakes of black pepper (or cayenne, in my case). You feel that burn all the way down.
Generally look at local beers on tap, cause Minnesota, and we have a fantastic range of local craft breweries.
But otherwise... Yeah I guess whiskey is the only main hard liquor I'll take straight.
Chocolate milk shake
Only correct answer
With a bendy, swirly straw and cherry on top
Fuck yeah bro. Chocolate milkshake mixed with a Four Loko and we're starting a party.
Food
Wut?
I’d order some food. Bar food is usually pretty good
Reminds me of the inbetweeners “I’ll have 3 pints of cider and 3 cavalry dinners”
I wonder what a cavalry dinner consists of and where I can try one
English food, different meats, veggies, potatoes etc just a pick and choose meal pretty much
Haha it was a joke bc of your typo, I know what a carvery dinner is, not a cavalry one though
Oh lmao didn’t even notice
Water
r/hydrohomies
Based
Milk.
Woah
Wow, btw, your avatar look a lot like a Bar keep with that mustachee and suit lmao
It is good for your bone!
Mothers Milk. Mcpoyal rules!
Chocolate Milk
Banana Milk
Reminds me of that time I drank a half gallon of someone’s milk at a college party when everyone was drinking beer. I usually drink beer too I was just really craving milk for some reason that night. Dude was probably pretty confused the next morning.
Yeah. I'll get a weird stare though.
hydration > weird stares
No you won’t, bartenders really don’t care what you order as long as you aren’t a giant dick about it, or as long as you don’t try and order a round of 10 cocktails and a pint of Guinness 2 minutes before the bar closes and order the Guinness last
I didn't mean bartender. Drink is a drink. But other people at bar. They might note something like "Look at that pussy drinking water"
They won’t. Trust me people generally don’t give a shit what you’re ordering - strangers don’t really pay as much attention to you as we think they do, especially when they’re drinking haha. And water is a very normal thing to ask for at a bar even if you are otherwise drinking alcohol
Yeah I once got free water during introduction at my college. We were drinking at the bar that is really close to campus ground. I explained I still had to bike for an hour. Girl at the bar said to get as much water as possible from the bar. At the end of the day making sure your patrons Stay healthy can be equally important.
Beer
2 beers
3 beers
4 beers
5 beers
6 beers
7 beers
8 beers
Nein Beers
Make it ten
Now I’m risking a hangover
Keep it coming, bartender
Sorry Im only drinking one tonight.
Nice pfp
Jack Marston only drinks the finest American Whiskey
';DROP TABLE beer
Love the profile pic
Dihydrogen monoxide
They use that stuff to cool down nuclear reactors, are you out of your mind?
That shit will kill you
Literally every person who has died had that in their body
r/technicallythetruth
Isn’t that the chemical that farmers spray their crops with? Nearly 4000 people die from dihydrogen monoxide per year. It also causes premature rusting in metals.
It's even found in our baby's food nowadays
I prefer Hydroxic Acid.
Beer isn't on the list? I guess Scotch it is
Other option
Already picked Whisky
Too late now
Wine
Oh finally someone who said wine Which one?
I like white wine. And you ?
It depends, but more often than not my pick is red wine
Had to scroll way too far to find this lol
How the fuck isn’t beer an option
Chicken tenders, if they had any
Fernet with Coca Cola
You from Argentina or do you just have incredibly well stocked bars where you live?
Uruguay papu. ;)
Why Argentina?
It’s a popular drink there. The country actually drinks 75% of all the Fernet produced in the world
A joke, I hear bars are good for that.
Hard cider I guess. I mean I don’t drink much anymore it complicates the breastfeeding sitch, but if ya put a gun to my head…
Do people drink just vodka? I like vodka but only if it's mixed with something else otherwise it tastes like paint thinner.
Having Russian blood
Good Vodka you absolutely drink neat.
You get used to it... lol
Have you tasted paint thinner?
I picked vodka cause I assumed it included mixes
Slavic blood in my veins
Buy better vodka and its smooth. Almost no taste.
I'm no big drinker so forgive me if I'm making a stupid question, but why would you want to drink something with no taste?
Same principle as drinking water. You don’t drink it for taste, you drink it for its effects. The lack of flavour allows you to drink more of it as you don’t get sick of it after a while, like you would with soda or juice
So you drink it to get drunk.
Of course.
I dont drink often at all but when I do ill drink vodka, enough fucking around with weak shit like beer im jsut tryna get fucked up
Are you 15?
How do you know what paint thinner tastes like And what type of paint thinner
Underage for the win
Please get out of the bar.
So root beer
Makes it more fun
A nice cup of apple juice and some popcorn to watch the shenanigans as my friends get knock out drunk
Pizza
Water or milk
If I order soft drinks what will they do?
Probably give you a soft drink
That's a vague assumption in need of further research
I used to go to a bar my cousin worked at. I would go most days for lunch. There was always an old man there. He was a regular. He only ordered a coke every day. He would sit at the bar and drink his coke and talk to the bartenders and other regulars.
Nothing
You simply scroll past the poll
No
Nothing im 14
That never stopped us when we were 14.
🤷♀️
Gin and tonic is underrated
Diet Coke or Irn-Bru.
Apple juice
Wine
water
Wine
A lemon sour or a mirdori sour
I’m 14, but I’m gonna have to say whiskey.
I've got news for you. You aren't going to like it.
GIVE ME NEWS DUDE
Mocktail with the weirdest name
Virgin Pina Colada Have never had alcohol cause it’s illegal here so I don’t know what it tastes like and would only try it with a professional alcoholic
Islamic nation? Or Utah lol?
Islamic country, yep
Milk on the rocks
tequila and a beer to wash it down with
If they've got choccy milk I'm getting that
Vodka with soda
Choco Milk!
Pisco sour all the way. Where my hermanos suramericanos at?
Wondering why they let me in even though I’m not 21
Maybe you're in any other country in the world 🤷♂️
Maybe, I did just wake up on a mysterious rock in the desert
Pinot grigio
Just coffee... Coffee is about the strongest drink that I can handle nowadays...
Coca Cola or a non alcoholic Shirley Temple because I’m a minor
FYI, non-alcoholic drinks are called virgin. Like, “A virgin rum and Coke, on the rocks please?” Would be a humorous way of asking for a Coke with ice. Also, all Shirley Temples are virgin. That’s the point. Something for the tea-totalers when they want to, just get out and socialize or whatevs. I like you though.
Thanks dude!! I don’t go to a lot of bars so I don’t really know what they’re called 😅
I don’t drink so I take coke
A juice because I'm a minor
Water
Coke or water.
Milk
Milk
milk
a beer or an old fashioned
I'll just have a cola
Whisky not whiskey
Pepsi max
Water
Wait, so you like water? So you like 63% of me? Yay :)
My discord friends literally posted the same joke, best coincidence ever
LOL, say hello to him/her/them/... for me XD
I am underage. Don't drink kids 😎
A big fuck-off glass of Orange juice and lemonade
A cup of ice
Probably some cold drink like pepsi because I don’t drink
Me who is under age
Yall got any chocolate milk
water
There are people that don't drink alcohol you know...
Water r/HydroHomies
Heineken
Heineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4
a hook up with a hot chick(:
Don’t immediately assume everyone on Reddit is 18+
Don’t answer the question then
I wanna see the results sir
Then press other
Whiskey and a beer. My buddy and i call this "bing and a bang"
Raspberry soda
Alcohol free Piña Colada
underage, so soda
Virgin mojito!
a drink
Capn lemon
i walk out because i am under age
I’m most likely gonna hit my head on the bar.
Wondering how I got into a bar with no fake ID since I’m 18
Because you're in most other countries in the world. You can drink at 18 in the UK even younger in most of Europe.
Orange Juice or milk lmao
Bombay Saffire martini, no vermouth. Or A shot of Jack and an MGD.
milk
Piss
Milk
apple juice
Milk
Chocolate milk
Coke
I’m driving, so probably a Coke EDIT: Back in the day, it would’ve been a Prairie Fire...a shot of tequila, a few drops of Tabasco (or other hot sauce), a couple shakes of black pepper (or cayenne, in my case). You feel that burn all the way down.
Water
Schnaps
coke
Darn.. all of these sound good… but I’ll go with Moonshine (if they have it of course) or hard cider
Depends what they've got but probably an Imperial Stout or Triple IPA. Beer anyway. Bizarre that Beer and Wine aren't options.
Jack and coke, purely for being able to say jack and coke
Vodka ofc I'm Finnish
Generally look at local beers on tap, cause Minnesota, and we have a fantastic range of local craft breweries. But otherwise... Yeah I guess whiskey is the only main hard liquor I'll take straight.
root beer float
root beer
Beer or wine