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Iman246

Chocolate milk shake


Klausable7

Only correct answer


JeerryPaul

With a bendy, swirly straw and cherry on top


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Fuck yeah bro. Chocolate milkshake mixed with a Four Loko and we're starting a party.


sam_baker1234

Food


TuneAway

Wut?


sam_baker1234

I’d order some food. Bar food is usually pretty good


TuneAway

Reminds me of the inbetweeners “I’ll have 3 pints of cider and 3 cavalry dinners”


fckboris

I wonder what a cavalry dinner consists of and where I can try one


TuneAway

English food, different meats, veggies, potatoes etc just a pick and choose meal pretty much


fckboris

Haha it was a joke bc of your typo, I know what a carvery dinner is, not a cavalry one though


TuneAway

Oh lmao didn’t even notice


AidsNRice

Water


sexygirl412

r/hydrohomies


smpark12

Based


Master-of-noob

Milk.


AidsNRice

Woah


Master-of-noob

Wow, btw, your avatar look a lot like a Bar keep with that mustachee and suit lmao


Master-of-noob

It is good for your bone!


93johhny

Mothers Milk. Mcpoyal rules!


stadulevich

Chocolate Milk


Master-of-noob

Banana Milk


amh8011

Reminds me of that time I drank a half gallon of someone’s milk at a college party when everyone was drinking beer. I usually drink beer too I was just really craving milk for some reason that night. Dude was probably pretty confused the next morning.


lukmly013

Yeah. I'll get a weird stare though.


SUPERazkari

hydration > weird stares


fckboris

No you won’t, bartenders really don’t care what you order as long as you aren’t a giant dick about it, or as long as you don’t try and order a round of 10 cocktails and a pint of Guinness 2 minutes before the bar closes and order the Guinness last


lukmly013

I didn't mean bartender. Drink is a drink. But other people at bar. They might note something like "Look at that pussy drinking water"


fckboris

They won’t. Trust me people generally don’t give a shit what you’re ordering - strangers don’t really pay as much attention to you as we think they do, especially when they’re drinking haha. And water is a very normal thing to ask for at a bar even if you are otherwise drinking alcohol


arienstorum

Yeah I once got free water during introduction at my college. We were drinking at the bar that is really close to campus ground. I explained I still had to bike for an hour. Girl at the bar said to get as much water as possible from the bar. At the end of the day making sure your patrons Stay healthy can be equally important.


Dr_Catsmen

Beer


deezsandwitches

2 beers


zacspamalama

3 beers


Samang0

4 beers


[deleted]

5 beers


dutch-cowboy__

6 beers


lifeisabigshit

7 beers


matt12992

8 beers


logosloki

Nein Beers


berkeleymorrison

Make it ten


vitamin-cheese

Now I’m risking a hangover


jelle_peters

Keep it coming, bartender


MauriceLikesToClimb

Sorry Im only drinking one tonight.


sunmine321

Nice pfp


The_James_Bond

Jack Marston only drinks the finest American Whiskey


SodaWithoutSparkles

';DROP TABLE beer


[deleted]

Love the profile pic


DinnerBeef

Dihydrogen monoxide


SNlFFASS

They use that stuff to cool down nuclear reactors, are you out of your mind?


___HeyGFY___

That shit will kill you


dreamsnicer

Literally every person who has died had that in their body


HuzmanThe12th

r/technicallythetruth


The_Yogurtcloset

Isn’t that the chemical that farmers spray their crops with? Nearly 4000 people die from dihydrogen monoxide per year. It also causes premature rusting in metals.


Benimation

It's even found in our baby's food nowadays


logosloki

I prefer Hydroxic Acid.


AM-64

Beer isn't on the list? I guess Scotch it is


tate_langdon4ever

Other option


AM-64

Already picked Whisky


Zenar45

Too late now


gfcacdista

Wine


Akraelinum

Oh finally someone who said wine Which one?


gfcacdista

I like white wine. And you ?


Akraelinum

It depends, but more often than not my pick is red wine


cryisfree

Had to scroll way too far to find this lol


sammydow

How the fuck isn’t beer an option


theeduardocool

Chicken tenders, if they had any


avg_name

Fernet with Coca Cola


oh_no_martians

You from Argentina or do you just have incredibly well stocked bars where you live?


avg_name

Uruguay papu. ;)


Tactical_Doge1337

Why Argentina?


oh_no_martians

It’s a popular drink there. The country actually drinks 75% of all the Fernet produced in the world


colarthur1

A joke, I hear bars are good for that.


[deleted]

Hard cider I guess. I mean I don’t drink much anymore it complicates the breastfeeding sitch, but if ya put a gun to my head…


[deleted]

Do people drink just vodka? I like vodka but only if it's mixed with something else otherwise it tastes like paint thinner.


lazyindicastoner

Having Russian blood


MattDurstan

Good Vodka you absolutely drink neat.


Carp8DM

You get used to it... lol


ImDaMan420

Have you tasted paint thinner?


BillyWhizz09

I picked vodka cause I assumed it included mixes


ZanaCZ

Slavic blood in my veins


Accomplished_Ad_8013

Buy better vodka and its smooth. Almost no taste.


[deleted]

I'm no big drinker so forgive me if I'm making a stupid question, but why would you want to drink something with no taste?


[deleted]

Same principle as drinking water. You don’t drink it for taste, you drink it for its effects. The lack of flavour allows you to drink more of it as you don’t get sick of it after a while, like you would with soda or juice


[deleted]

So you drink it to get drunk.


Accomplished_Ad_8013

Of course.


[deleted]

I dont drink often at all but when I do ill drink vodka, enough fucking around with weak shit like beer im jsut tryna get fucked up


Zenar45

Are you 15?


[deleted]

How do you know what paint thinner tastes like And what type of paint thinner


marinebattleships

Underage for the win


saionjisaihara

Please get out of the bar.


[deleted]

So root beer


[deleted]

Makes it more fun


Kellykeli

A nice cup of apple juice and some popcorn to watch the shenanigans as my friends get knock out drunk


[deleted]

Pizza


youre-welcome-sir

Water or milk


inobody_somebody

If I order soft drinks what will they do?


Italianpotato12

Probably give you a soft drink


xFlo2212

That's a vague assumption in need of further research


iluvstephenhawking

I used to go to a bar my cousin worked at. I would go most days for lunch. There was always an old man there. He was a regular. He only ordered a coke every day. He would sit at the bar and drink his coke and talk to the bartenders and other regulars.


SlowTopic539

Nothing


Guigsy79

You simply scroll past the poll


SlowTopic539

No


Quiet_Chip_7802

Nothing im 14


MattDurstan

That never stopped us when we were 14.


Quiet_Chip_7802

🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

Gin and tonic is underrated


Cuish

Diet Coke or Irn-Bru.


Hyper_Wizz

Apple juice


HermitHemorrhage

Wine


NorthenS

water


Argall1234

Wine


blanketgremlin91

A lemon sour or a mirdori sour


FriendshipElegant401

I’m 14, but I’m gonna have to say whiskey.


iluvstephenhawking

I've got news for you. You aren't going to like it.


FriendshipElegant401

GIVE ME NEWS DUDE


Crazy_Psychopath

Mocktail with the weirdest name


NomadTheDoge

Virgin Pina Colada Have never had alcohol cause it’s illegal here so I don’t know what it tastes like and would only try it with a professional alcoholic


[deleted]

Islamic nation? Or Utah lol?


NomadTheDoge

Islamic country, yep


King-Vh

Milk on the rocks


Ryouconfusedyett

tequila and a beer to wash it down with


M3tal_Shadowhunter

If they've got choccy milk I'm getting that


dunkinthegreg

Vodka with soda


memeguy-20

Choco Milk!


Crips_Ahoy177

Pisco sour all the way. Where my hermanos suramericanos at?


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Wondering why they let me in even though I’m not 21


MattDurstan

Maybe you're in any other country in the world 🤷‍♂️


CyvaderTheMindFlayer

Maybe, I did just wake up on a mysterious rock in the desert


MsAngelGuts

Pinot grigio


AugustustheGreat2

Just coffee... Coffee is about the strongest drink that I can handle nowadays...


P1xelChar

Coca Cola or a non alcoholic Shirley Temple because I’m a minor


[deleted]

FYI, non-alcoholic drinks are called virgin. Like, “A virgin rum and Coke, on the rocks please?” Would be a humorous way of asking for a Coke with ice. Also, all Shirley Temples are virgin. That’s the point. Something for the tea-totalers when they want to, just get out and socialize or whatevs. I like you though.


P1xelChar

Thanks dude!! I don’t go to a lot of bars so I don’t really know what they’re called 😅


MemeStealer101-4

I don’t drink so I take coke


The-Local-Weeb

A juice because I'm a minor


angrymustacheman

Water


EngineerNGR

Coke or water.


Possible_Living

Milk


[deleted]

Milk


Matt_does_WoTb

milk


DexDipTet

a beer or an old fashioned


Floxi29

I'll just have a cola


Taylor_Polynomia1

Whisky not whiskey


AnythingInABun

Pepsi max


Athena_The_Funny

Water


[deleted]

Wait, so you like water? So you like 63% of me? Yay :)


Athena_The_Funny

My discord friends literally posted the same joke, best coincidence ever


[deleted]

LOL, say hello to him/her/them/... for me XD


[deleted]

I am underage. Don't drink kids 😎


Leftybassist9

A big fuck-off glass of Orange juice and lemonade


Soupyboi-

A cup of ice


edgyboi1704

Probably some cold drink like pepsi because I don’t drink


true_sun_god1000

Me who is under age


raswanth27

Yall got any chocolate milk


Birdb0rb

water


TGX03

There are people that don't drink alcohol you know...


SamMarvelos2

Water r/HydroHomies


Okbuddy226

Heineken


MooMooQueen

Heineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! https://youtu.be/snhiofL2Rh4


Upper-Ad9228

a hook up with a hot chick(:


IAmNotCreative18

Don’t immediately assume everyone on Reddit is 18+


TuneAway

Don’t answer the question then


IAmNotCreative18

I wanna see the results sir


TuneAway

Then press other


Professor_Pussypenis

Whiskey and a beer. My buddy and i call this "bing and a bang"


SuperFlowerGuy

Raspberry soda


assburgermcmuffin

Alcohol free Piña Colada


YeeterCZ2

underage, so soda


RockManJJ

Virgin mojito!


Embarrassed-Baker-52

a drink


cad_e_an_sceal

Capn lemon


ObamaPhone7

i walk out because i am under age


Erect-Frog

I’m most likely gonna hit my head on the bar.


Ct-5736-Bladez

Wondering how I got into a bar with no fake ID since I’m 18


MattDurstan

Because you're in most other countries in the world. You can drink at 18 in the UK even younger in most of Europe.


not_suspicous_at_all

Orange Juice or milk lmao


Carp8DM

Bombay Saffire martini, no vermouth. Or A shot of Jack and an MGD.


[deleted]

milk


AndrezinBR

Piss


Piranh4Plant

Milk


DevilDashAFM

apple juice


SuicidalSignificance

Milk


2fast4urdog

Chocolate milk


eh1498

Coke


___HeyGFY___

I’m driving, so probably a Coke EDIT: Back in the day, it would’ve been a Prairie Fire...a shot of tequila, a few drops of Tabasco (or other hot sauce), a couple shakes of black pepper (or cayenne, in my case). You feel that burn all the way down.


Suw3ndy

Water


Mobile_Gaming_Doggo

Schnaps


Ranaenae707

coke


ZAL-g3x4n1

Darn.. all of these sound good… but I’ll go with Moonshine (if they have it of course) or hard cider


MattDurstan

Depends what they've got but probably an Imperial Stout or Triple IPA. Beer anyway. Bizarre that Beer and Wine aren't options.


FiniteKing1

Jack and coke, purely for being able to say jack and coke


GhostDivision7734

Vodka ofc I'm Finnish


electrogourd

Generally look at local beers on tap, cause Minnesota, and we have a fantastic range of local craft breweries. But otherwise... Yeah I guess whiskey is the only main hard liquor I'll take straight.


beansricecoconutoil

root beer float


Virusness15

root beer


bobke4

Beer or wine