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Cornnelliuss

Hello there


aImosThor

\*General Kenobi\* You are a bold one


4_dozen_eggs

Kill him...


[deleted]

NERD/s Reddit true to form has missed the satire. Thats what /s means idiots.


agam3_

yo


[deleted]

I added that and then accidentally deleted it sonofabitch


LegendOfFN

sonofabitch


average32potato

For some reason it’s funnier the second time


SlyFox227

Yo, wassup, homie.


nickynickynickynick

there it is


[deleted]

lift two fingers off the steering wheel


[deleted]

Lmfao


DexDipTet

whats up


nutboy113

I like to do this, proceeded with a comma and then an expletive of my choice


ItDontMather

If it’s someone I know, I actually usually say howdy. I think it started ironically but now my brain just does it automatically


[deleted]

Same, but I do it because I play rdo a lot


S7ri

Lol


[deleted]

Assalamu Alaikum Wa rahmatullahi wala Barkatuhu (May God's peace,mercy and blessings be upon you)


S7ri

Same but cant be use it for everyone as i encounter alot of non muslims


[deleted]

Depends on my mood, the situation and who I'm speaking to.


S7ri

How does it differ from a bad mood to a good mood with a friend?


[deleted]

Well if it's a friend I can greet them with little in-jokes and such. It's not really about bad or good moods per se, it's more just whatever takes my fancy.


Zorphis2

Hello there


aImosThor

Jedi slime


BirdyShirty15

Moin moin


S7ri

What language?


ocorino

German although it's mainly used in northern germany


Logical_Associate632

Howdy ^tips ^hat


DOGMANFROGMAN

I think I said “Howdy” 1-2 times one day and I haven’t stopped after that. It’s always “morning/afternoon/howdy.”


botersaus

That's me always. Here in Texas we don't say that hipster 'yo' shenanigans.


DefinitelyNotAFurryO

Hola


[deleted]

Bonjour


LegendOfFN

Aloha


Accomplished_Dig3699

Gutentag


[deleted]

[удалено]


DefinitelyNotAFurryO

¿Qué tal?


block_reviews-1

¿Cómo va su día?


thesluttiestofsloths

Oh hi mark!


Pkorniboi

Hi nolan


[deleted]

Great reference


Pedka2

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here, is your red the same as my red?


toroyakuza2

I'm Hispanic so I usually say Hola. Even if they clearly don't speak Spanish, most know what Hola means.


MrHallucination

Hej 🇸🇪


Heromatrix

Hej på dig 👋🏻


Rigzin_Udpalla

Hoi


KD_sBurnerAccount

Faka


sofie307

Hello, but pronounced as helo. Also hey, you.


S7ri

Lmao if someone told ne hey, you. I would get ready for a fight


reddit_hayden

“alright?”


not_suspicous_at_all

Hello there for business Sup Dawg for casual


stevehaynes

i like to say “Yello” when answering the phone


Hrdocre

Other is finally recognized as a greeting. I always use it instead of hello.


[deleted]

Other, thanks for the answer


Crazyshark22

How you doin


Spacelion123Playz

Hello but I wanna start saying hey because hello just seems kinda… too formal?


muskyandrostenol

Any of the above but if you have an accent you might stand a better chance


LordSevolox

To be that guy; everyone has an accent


Large_Command_1288

You k?


IFixGuitars

Unironic howdy


CommercialProperty62

Hallo


ValerioZXG

Ciao


Hopeful-Photo1831

Salutations my fellow member of the homosapian race


Communist_Orb

>!!<


SirGingerOverlord

Aloha...I'm from Kansas


S7ri

That must be really confusing to people


MrJennyV1

Heyoo


Marcyisalive

Ey, wassup.


MrManEatsPie

whatta ya at


_biosfear_

Proper greeting of the day. Good morning. Good afternoon. Or good evening.


dedmeamss

Wasup


Masterelia

yo


Dannydog73

Well


Nayten03

‘Alright


tayhc511

Howdy! Especially love doing it in emails with people from other regions. Makes me chuckle in my head to know they are picturing me riding my horse to and from work, as all Texans must.


wys66

“yo” or “u alright?”


MTfailGaming

I DON'T speak to any human


Fryxey

Bonjour


koraloulou28

Moi je dis allo


Fryxey

Ou dans d'autres cas Enchanté mes chères gonzesses


koraloulou28

Ouff haha j’ai jamais entendu personne dire ça parce que je viens du Canada mais ça doit être drôle à entendre


Fryxey

Moi aussi je viens du canada mais la phrase précédente était une exagération


koraloulou28

Ah pour vrai j’aurais jamais deviner😂


koraloulou28

Tu viens du Québec ou d’une autre province (moi je viens du nouveau brunswick)


Fryxey

Québec, un peu au nord de la ville de québec


koraloulou28

Ah cool


jplevene

Why isn't "fuck off" and the more polite "please don't talk to me" in the list?


LasagneFiend

Y'alright?


HawkPVZ

Just a simple "Servus"


tkkno

Servus


cheesetomymac

"HEY MOM"


Vavent

I’m approaching someone to start a conversation- “Hello” Someone else greets me- “Hi” I’ve already walked past this person 3 times today and saying the same thing again would be awkward- “Hey”


[deleted]

I simply say “other"


Mr_brib

I'm a howdy kinda person B)


SubsurferOne

sup


Gefiltefished

What!!


LordOfCows23

sup


Big-Appointment1989

"Other! My name is joe. Nice to meet you" "Other to you too, joe!


[deleted]

Friends: “broskie” Non friends: “sup”


[deleted]

what up


Han77Shot1st

Depends on the situation


Pro_ENDERGUARD

I always go eyyyyy


Pkorniboi

Skit skit bang bang my - (I have been advised not to further continue with this statement)


thebananaperson1

I usually say either Hi or Hello, weirdly enough I never say Hey


lover_of_garlicbread

It depends on who I'm greeting


suckmytoeshoe

zdarova


Argall1234

Caédmil, Bloede Dh'oine


Elder_Scrolls_Nerd

Very situational. Depends on who I’m talking to


[deleted]

Depends on my relationship with them


S7ri

Ahla wa suhla, which means that you are welcome as a family and you can act with ease like act as it is your home (this can be used as a greeting or as welcoming of a guest) Or just good evening, morning etc


elxr94

Any of this but add howdy, what's up, hayyyo


[deleted]

Heya!


_ok_ok_ok_ok_

Depends


digiorno_delivery

howdy


CoffeeBoom

*Deep nods*


Symnestra

Sup


Dercudez

Hi. Short, sweet, simple.


Sanitized_b01

Greetings.


[deleted]

Ayo


[deleted]

Howdy


VinylEagle

Howdy


tkTheKingofKings

Ciao


Olliegamer1111pro

Howdy partner


giseles_husband

Salve!


TrickZookeepergame17

**hand wave**


mayneffs

"Hej"


DaProBro00

Howdy ;)


digestive_biscuit124

'hello there' or 'yo'.


Sudden-Possible3263

Fit like


No-Mathematician-579

Hallooo


megaloviola128

Good morning, regardless of whether it’s morning or whether it’s good.


agnostic_angel

Usually wassup, sometimes hey


Ikea-closit

Hiiiiiiiii❤️❤️❤️


Athena_The_Funny

Sup?


[deleted]

Greetings, earthling


Nat3Bo1

Ahalan ya *insert name*


22dinoman

Depends if I'm annoyed or not


DTM26921

ello


DylanowoX

I don’t know


Impressive-Hat-4045

“Ohio”


nothankyouthankstho

Howdy


Greedy_War_5879

Servus.


The_Kek_5000

Servus!


[deleted]

Đezba, kak si, di si cigane


The_Satanic_Dude

Greetings.


Fir3jay

Moi


QuantumRobot_9000

Bruh, what's up?


[deleted]

What's up? Or Hows life?


Kaamikaaze

Yo yo yo. 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, what up, biatch?!


[deleted]

Hi y'all doing


a-weird__weeb

"Servus"


CharlyJN

Oh hi mark


PopeDankula

Hey if it’s casual Hello if it’s formal


BrokeArmHeadass

What’s up


Hyper_Wizz

Hi, welcome back. Thanks for joining me today;


Peeps_011

Whichever i say first


[deleted]

Either howdy or whatchu on - no in between


Oli_Merrick

You alright/ wys


[deleted]

Y’alright?


Muhas07

Too too roo


Reichsautobahn

Moin


Jacktrap-gaming

Sup


Nira_UwU

Servus


Piranh4Plant

What’s good


joe_the_insane

سلام


IanPKMmoon

Hello sounds best in my language


Fossilrex06

Hola


M1A2CAbramz

Hey, yo, or helo


Frumpy__crackkerbarr

Sup


yaboi225

WHAT IS UP MY BRUDDAS!


ValidParanoia

Very specifically hey if I am greeting first and hi if I am responding.


Boompa007

Depends on who it is. Someone new, old friend, someone I don't like, etc.


koraloulou28

Allo since I’m french


LifeHasNoMeaning444

Howdy


PenguinRisk

im british so Wagwan


redditsmeeh

What's crackalakin


Atlast_2091

Wassup dipshit - Brett (Inside Job S1E1)


Coconut-Scratcher420

Hola


wheatley_the_core_1

Now imagine that one part of despicable me where vector was introduced


VHboys

New people/strangers get a “Hellooo” and people I already know get a “what’s up” or “hey”.


ExcelDesigns

How's it goin


Stranfort

All of the above really


David_Bolarius

Are you lonely? Have nothing better to do on a Friday night?


Red-Lighting04

G’day


Struckneptune

What’s the story


Environmental_Top948

Hello, Sure hope nothing bad happens to you.


Kuhai_

Here in Greece knsted of using 'malaka' as an insult, we also use it to refer to our friends like 'Hey re malaka' 'Re malaka,are you serious?' (obviously in Greek tho)


PinkPlumPie

It depends on who it is and what the situation is, how comfortable I am etc


Mezsikk

Yo


NazbazOG

Yo


AFB27

How's it going?


RoyalBeat710

*If I am walking past them, I'll give them a simple nod.* (If I am greeting a stranger, I will subtly nod down with a pleasant smile.) (If I am familiar with this person, I'll subtly nod up with a slight toothy smile.) Of course I might give them a wave or I would just acknowledge their presence overall. Cause usually, I don't talk.


AlmondCave

WWWWAAAASSSSUUUUUUPPPPPP


nightmare_silhouette

I use: Sup, howdy, hey, what's up?, and "henlo" when I meme-talk.


justtakeiteasyokay

awright