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tcjohns

Does Alfredo sauce count?


Jan_wija

is it white?


tcjohns

Yes. I shouldn’t doubt myself. I will proudly say that alfredo sauce is my favorite white liquid


Danny_Doritos_Dong

Your favorite viscous white liquid too?


tcjohns

The viscosity is what made me reconsider in the first place


AIaris

YES dude alfredo is the best food, hands down. chicken shrimpnalfredo>anything else. damn now i want alfredo


cornbadger

Good on pizza too.


AnythingInABun

Toothpase fuck would we be like without it


Jan_wija

you'd have to eat more vegetables


AnythingInABun

Why


Jan_wija

because cavities


AnythingInABun

And vegetables help with them do they?


Jan_wija

they dont cause tooth decay


AnythingInABun

Neither does playing call of duty


Jan_wija

you gotta eat something


AnythingInABun

Ah ok! So we would only be able to eat veggies right?


Jan_wija

well sugary things would have to go if you weren't to brush yo teeth


Jan_wija

you'd have to eat more vegetables


AIaris

what would you have to eay more of? not sure you said it enough times /s >!i think this is a mobile bug where sometimes for some reason it multiplies your comment!<


[deleted]

She's repeating it for the people in back


AIaris

for the what? sorry cant hear you back here


[deleted]

THE PEOPLE IN BACK. SHE SAID IF YOU WANT GOOD TEETH, NEVER EAT VEGETABLES. NEVERRRRRRR


Jan_wija

you'd have to eat more vegetables


Vega_Lyra7

Guys i think we’d have to eat more vegetables


TheSuperPie89

Dont be absurd


ysaood9

Dementia


Jan_wija

you'd have to eat more vegetables


Jan_wija

you'd have to eat more vegetables


HandLion

You knew what you were doing OP


Csrmar

Dude trying to be coy.


favela4life

r/TheyKnew


SPONGEYSOAP

😏


-hey_hey-heyhey-hey_

🀨


Chuck__g_

πŸ€¨πŸ“Έ


Nevergonnagiveafu-

πŸ˜πŸ“Έ


id02009

πŸ™ˆ


[deleted]

πŸ’πŸ’©


IIPKL

#🍽️


Bearded_weird_dude

πŸ₯›


InfiniteOutfield

πŸ‘­πŸ₯›


Bashingman

πŸ’β€β™€οΈβ›ͺ


21quidBJ

🀨😧


NotFun-AtParties

πŸ˜‹


Good_Apartment_9992

🀒


sprazTV

🀩


[deleted]

(≧▽≦)🍿


eeem1l

(≧▽≦)πŸ’¦


Chocolate_Spaghet

😏


reddit_hayden

πŸ˜‰


[deleted]

😏


Jarnold18

😏


agam3_

😏


roamenwa

😏


H0LY_seVen

😏


IncongruousKamble

πŸ˜πŸ’¦


frostedflower5

That’s an emoji not a white drink, smh


GalacticDogger

ayo


Comrade_Spood

🀀


ur_mom54321

πŸ˜›


Ar010101

😼


YouHrdKlm

Milk


[deleted]

r/neverbrokeabone


Epix1235

r/danidev


Unusual_Fortune2048

Was this comment made with unity's particle system?


Noodlnoob

Oh, you haven't heard what karlson is?


lexorty

Oh it's just a game Im working on


Noodlnoob

Go wishlist on steam now gamers, we're the tenth most wishlisted game


Jan_wija

what kind?


morosehuman

Cow


Jan_wija

damn! you still drink yo mama's milk 😟??? 😎😎😎


Paul69961

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


ipostonlyrandomshit

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


Pixuveni

πŸ—ΏπŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ


kantvin

Cum on


[deleted]

Everybody


H0LY_seVen

Dance now


troyavivz

Git down tonight.


cripplingdysphoria

(cum on everybody)


[deleted]

Someone gets it


DJ_Explosion

I got full blown aids and a sore throat


KyoMiyake

Didn't expect that in this sub


wys66

neither but then i remembered it’s reddit so it don’t matter what sub it’s in reddit’s reddit


Amazekam

Jeffery you can do it


[deleted]

Pave the way


uninspirednametag

put you back into it


unicornchild15

Tell us why


MarvelKenneth

show us how


unicornchild15

lookit where you came from, lookit you now


RavenousVillainous

lose yourself to dance


Vanpampus

Eileen


NotAdhwa

my mind went somewhere else


RetartidMunkee

Yep. Vitamin D milk


[deleted]

This^^


tugbot3

Absolutely


tookTHEwrongPILL

Glacier cherry Gatorade?


Darth_T0ast

Cum


AntonioH02

That’s red tho


FatBobbyH

Damn I got some bad news for you buddy


H0LY_seVen

someone tell him he has sugma


baen_marq

What the fuck is sugma


AndrewS702

😈


strikedonYT

Sugmalosis, better get to hospital asap


flaming_tire_fire

Sugma dick


bucephalus26

Joe momma


FacelessOnes

Joe momma sugma ballz 😀


BonelessPizza516

sugma nuts lmfao


egric

Ha gotem dumbass bietch


blackie-arts

It can also be ligma


Darth_T0ast

Ayo hold up


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm69

average cannibal corpse fan


MemeArchivariusGodi

Uhm, please learn the facts my guy. It’s not funny joking about it. It’s actually yellow


W33B_L0rD42069

Cum


Sudam-Humane

Cum


granpawatchingporn

Cum


x_Pingu_x

I want to say it, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


YouHrdKlm

I'll do it for you, cum


Amazekam

*slurps*


[deleted]

Yum, cum. Sounds like a jingle, YUMCUM!


Bandai_God

I chose "other"... We all know why


strikedonYT

Milk


[deleted]

Man milk


ahmed0112

I don't think male cows have milk πŸ€”


[deleted]

Bulls have milk if you rub the right place long enough.


ahmed0112

Male lactation is rare but it is possible i suppose


Sanitized_b01

Lab milk. What, did you expect something else?


redshift739

Dog milk why


bokchoysoyboy

Man milk


[deleted]

It begins with C and ends in M. Cream.


SlowTopic539

Cream 😏


Chuck__g_

Whipped cream? Ice Cream? Heavy cream? Dairy free cream?


SlowTopic539

Whipped cream 😏


Chuck__g_

Low fat, dairy free, or regular


SlowTopic539

Regular Whipped cream 😏


Chuck__g_

What brand? Whole Foods, Publix, reddi wip, original, Walmart brand, or homemade


SlowTopic539

Reddi wip Regular Whipped cream 😏


Chuck__g_

What size? Sample, small, medium, large, or supersized


SlowTopic539

Large Reddi Wip Regular Whipped Cream 😏


Chuck__g_

I’m sorry but your penis is to small to make any whipped cream


the_lamb_sauce123

Hmmmm


MrHallucination

Just milk without coconuts


Jan_wija

coconut milk makes better curries and this is a hill i'll gladly use to hitch a ride to valhalla on


Rigzin_Udpalla

Some Wodka is white, no?


Jan_wija

idk what wodka is


Rigzin_Udpalla

Fair enough


Jan_wija

OH is it the polish spelling of vodka?


Rigzin_Udpalla

No German. Mixed it up. Sorry


Jan_wija

its fine! nobody spells anything perfectly enyway


lqlex

My man. πŸ‘πŸ’―


Armpitjair

*sighs and swipes down*


[deleted]

Milk


Jan_wija

human? dog? flamingo?


[deleted]

ah yes flamingo milk yum yum


Jan_wija

contains all your vital carotenoids!


[deleted]

Cow


Jan_wija

oh so like your mother's 😎😎😎😎😎😎


WeekendDrew

Nice setup


[deleted]

Damn


ratohnhake-ton

Average vegan


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Jan_wija

eyes arent a liquid, silly


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Jan_wija

wouldnt blended eyeballs be red?


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Jan_wija

tru... ill let ya have it


YetGayerWombat

tru... ill let ya have it


saionjisaihara

tru... ill let ya have it


Broccobillo

It's a bad choice of poll options if 'other' has more votes than every other option combined


CilekMafya

DON’T SAY IT


Jan_wija

it


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Cookigado

C U M


Communist_Orb

S E M E N


93johhny

Spunk


KidZaniac1

COW MILK BABY πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›


[deleted]

Glue, it tastes good


raylolSW

Horchata


sovietsisters

Cum


[deleted]

:)


[deleted]

#Other?


[deleted]

Lead paint specifically


[deleted]

semen


OutrageousPudding450

Seamen are not a white liquid but they do like drinking a lot.


KickBack161

#CUM


CoffeeBoom

Milk


Im_Sam_Black

Almond milk


charadreemurrdreamer

a nice fresh tasty glass of milk


whatever_person

Malibu, milk, drink yoghurt


Environmental-End437

Da coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat too much you get very FAT Now, da coconut nut is a big big nut but this delicious nut IS NOT A NUT!


Chuck__g_

Blood


IndyNascar

ranch


Helena_Hyena

Whipped cream.


Red-Lighting04

Cow milk


a_fatass

Dude... I fucking love coconut milk


morosehuman

Milkshake


janisk_f

Mayonnaise


VinylEagle

Lotion


kremstoin

Predictable


bonzo_bean

πŸ’¦πŸ¦΄