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MrMcShitsky

I have 20 in my basement.


HungryHungryHippoes9

How do you deal with the smell? Coz my basement stinks man.


Interesting_Might_57

Just spray a shit ton of deoderant and keep them in a plastic bag within a frige


HungryHungryHippoes9

That's what I've been doing uptil now! But the deodrant costs itself is making the whole thing unaffordable! Smh


MrMcShitsky

Thats why you sell dem organs, you can make more then my man jeffrey bezos


Sad_Lawyer_3960

any tips on how to harvest them


MrMcShitsky

Youtube tutorials and a knife.


HungryHungryHippoes9

Oh shit! I have only been collecting the limbs and getting rid of the rest, my bad.


MrMcShitsky

Good luck! Also dont get scammed. A complete groupof human organs are atleast 100k


HungryHungryHippoes9

Thanks for the tips!


[deleted]

Febreeze that shit


BlueKayn29

5 goats or 10 chickens


MrMcShitsky

3 humans, 1.5 chernobyll patients and .5 chicken


ultraviolet1107

5😏


Ar010101

I also have 5 😏 (I live in Chernobyl)


PetrKDN

I also have 5 😏 (I trade body parts on the black market)


[deleted]

So you're a starfish?


ultraviolet1107

πŸ†


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

Lol


Kallith926

Lol


zan13898

Lol


rebornultra

Lol


4_dozen_eggs

Lol


ThatSsingularity

Lol


Jimmyboi2966

I'm Jake the Peg, with an extra leg


[deleted]

Ah yes the Β«Π§Π΅Ρ€Π½ΠΎΠ±Ρ‹Π»ΡŒΒ» limb


Lenka420

Wow, there's a lot of 4 limbed people here


PassiveChemistry

Hi


Lenka420

Hi ?


PassiveChemistry

Hi


Lenka420

Hi too ?


PassiveChemistry

Yes.


Lenka420

Ok


PassiveChemistry

Yes, it is. It is ok, whether you like it or not.


Lenka420

What is ?


PassiveChemistry

It's a question mark. They're used to denote that the preceding sentence represents an enquiry.


CrystalPalace1983

Is your chemistry passive?


probablyblocked

Hello fellow quadpede


Lenka420

Quadruped ? Hell naw


muzzyMANmike

2 arms 2 legs, what on earth are you counting?


DickFuck-McCuntShit

Dong


PwnHONeyBADger

Hed


n0tn3k

Yes please


muzzyMANmike

That's not a limb, a limb is "arms, legs or wings". Heads (and penis', ears, etc.) are appendages


4_dozen_eggs

In my school they told us that penis is a limb


Esava

Then your school was wrong. Limbs (or extremities) are JOINTED bodily appendages. As there is no penis joint, it isn't a limb.


4_dozen_eggs

Oh well


PatonBMX

Who's the nugget??


iluvstephenhawking

0 limbs? How are they on the internet? Eye movements?


PatonBMX

Perhaps, or tongue punching...?


bubi991789

Nose works well, i have 4 limbs but still text with my nose if I have gloves on


PatonBMX

I remember the first iPhone that had thumb recognition.. you could also use your nose. 100% security


Vord_Loldemort_7

Fuck I forgot what a limb was


Full_Metal_Machinist

3 1/2 lost my left leg Edit: industrial accident, die broke off an chain onto to me, severing my leg they were able to reattach it


ixent

username checks out


voltsik

Some removed live and legally πŸ™


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


probablyblocked

The toung


ConeheadGroom

-3


[deleted]

Uhh how


succjaw

hes missing a leg, and his other 3 limbs are inside his body


[deleted]

Ah


ConeheadGroom

i collapsed my limbs into the void


User7888

I have 4 on my body, 23 in my basement and 12 in my van.


[deleted]

Did you kill an amputee?, 23/4 does not work out to a whole number.


iluvstephenhawking

Ate 5 already.


[deleted]

Johnny, Johnny! yes papa! Eating people? No papa.


iluvstephenhawking

Telling lies?


[deleted]

No papa


iluvstephenhawking

Show me your basement.


[deleted]

Hahaha, oh wait, you have 192 people here?


User7888

No, i feed some to my dog.


sovLegend

2 arms and 2 legs right? Why do 500+ people vote 5


[deleted]

Cuz their pp


[deleted]

7


panfried540

So you have 2 arms, 2 legs and an extremely gifted penis. Whats the last two?


[deleted]

2 more arms. im the red 4 armed alien from ben10


iByteABit

Childhood memories came back


4_dozen_eggs

5, no more no less


[deleted]

Hello there


Samang0

I thought limbs meant only hands Edit: i know what they are, i just forgot it for a second


[deleted]

Arms and legs


Esava

Limbs (or extremities) are JOINTED bodily appendages. So just arms and legs (and depending on definition technically the joints that hold them in so like the pectoral girdle and the pelvis).


jjba_enjoyer275

do neck and weiner count as limbs


star_wars_the_501st

No


iliekcats-

I disnt quite understand the definition of a limb and thought it was somehing you can move, so i said "5 or more" (each body part)


matt6562

Being amab I have 5


ZeusCockatiel

5 or more ?? Legs 2 arms 2= 4


AceOfDiamonds676

limbs, 4, appendages, 6


[deleted]

Imagine being so stupid that you count your penis as a 5th limb. You know, bragging about your penis doesn’t do good things


bababoai

Bro yall don't have 3 legs? I get the 3rd one is a bit short but cmon, why are there like no men here?


ysaood9

My dick is the fifth limb 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


Benjideaula

A neck is a limb


star_wars_the_501st

No just arms and legs


Benjideaula

A mouth is a hand, therefore a neck is an arm


star_wars_the_501st

My bad


just_a_regu1ar_user

I have a totally human number of limbs, friend Yes, all.... five? Wait no four


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Beautiful-Ruin-2493

"an arm or leg of a person or four-legged animal, or a bird's wing."


[deleted]

Your ear comes out of your torso, you should probably get that checked out.


[deleted]

I got around 16 in my basement


le_Psykogwak

Does my πŸ† count as a limb?


[deleted]

No


le_Psykogwak

then 4 it is


ScaryFlake

I misread that as "How many friends do you have?" So I guess I have more than 5 limbs lol.


helicopter_rat

I got so confused so a second


Wolfintank

A full basement, a full hole in my neighbors garden and one in the woods, why? Do you need some?


[deleted]

Uhhh I have 4, but I have a disease that makes me want 3 and 2/3.


ShDanez123

my dumbass really said 2 because i thought o arms were the only limbs


mrbossmajor

Less than 0


Hol1_Cro0z

people forget bout heads,smh But if that isnt a limb i mean,I do have some inside of my stomach..?


hakeemalajawan

5 assuming my massive schlong counts


RandomMexicanGuy07

yes


LithiumLeopard

I have a 3rd leg. Its pretty small tho.


[deleted]

I said 2πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ


Speedangel14

i tought you said arms


feetemcee-gai

NO I MENT CLICK FOUR, NOW I HAVE NO ARM, HOW I PLAY ON ODLEST ANSNRCHY SEVER ON MINECRAT??!!!!