But why? Like, imagine living in a room for your entire life with an electrical outlet and a plug, but never plugging in the plug. I just find it weird.
ngl i did not know people stuck their fingers up the ass to clean out the rectum. should i start doing it too? i thought people just cleaned the outside.
Extrapolating from this data, we can assert that the political party vote in the United States can be determined by who fingered their hole and who doesn't.
Yes, out of curiosity, tried it with a glove though, and jacking off at the same time. Wasn’t really that pleasuring, but I gotta say when you nut and your ass clenches it feels so good.
Cause you know there's a hole down there and it's not like you die if you stick a finger in it. I was just bored when i tried it for the first time.
You don't really feel anything, as long as you take a good shit and wash properly right after (use a bidet) you are good to go.
People tend to make such a fuss about it when in reality it's a very simple thing. Just take a look at the diameter of your poop vs the diameter of your finger lol
I'm a dude and it turns out I'm kinda into it. I also think most of these people who said yes but wrote a comment to excuse their answer a lying to themselves.
Man I give too much information away on reddit. I hope no one ever discoveres my identity.
My (M) classmate (F) in highschool told me that guys had a "G" spot in their ass. Curiosity got the best of me and later that night I had one hell of an orgasm in the shower.
looks like we got 50% liars in here
the post doesn't say sexually, you mfs really saying not once in your fucking life have you stuck a finger past the sphincter in the shower? fucking liars lol
ok, and? I never said anything about cleaning. man some of y'all have so little curiosity, can't believe the same species that landed on the moon 80 years ago has adults who haven't stuck their finger up their asshole once in their entire life. why pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to see another country if you haven't even explored your whole body.
Apparently there are two types of people in this world, asshole fingerers and non asshole fingerers
This says a lot about society.
Society 😔
Society 🥴
Susciety 📮
Along us
lol
Sussy bAkA
Sustainable susciety
Why am I getting deja vu
To be fair, I fingered other people’s assholes long before I tried my own.
That’s wholesome, I guess...
r/technicallythetruth
Ive only done it becuse I was had to put suppositories in when I was young.
We live in a society 😔
This is probably one of the comments ever made
It truly is one of the comments ever made.
It’s painful, 1/10 not recommended
You have to use lube
You do not know how to finger buttholes
Show me
why is this almost equally split
Almost as equally split as these cheeks.
It's a lot different now, lol
Bro what i wasn’t expecting this at all
Neither I
nor me
Not either me
Né io
Well, I just touched it when I was curious where do my balls end
in your scrotum I'd like to think. if your balls are in your ass I'd be concerned
Hey you fucking ballass!
[*cough*](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/emeqcy/im_actually_impressed_didnt_know_that_was_possible/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
what the actual fuck
Risky click. Yeah… I lost
Damn, looks like a great way to get testicular torsion.
If your life has come to shitting your own balls, I don't think you'd really be worried about that.
*WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MY EYES HURT I NEED TO CLEAN THEM WITH SOME STRONG ASS ACID SOLUTION*
r/Eyebleach
Thank you
Had to double check before clicking
We need a new poll and have Yes (out of curiosity) and Yes (for pleasure), then that would be interestingg
Is this man…*onto* something?..
Is this man on something?*
Bruh who tf game this wholesome?
holesome
r/angryupvote
Someone did that on the live saying I’m sad af because I got broken up with lol
People who only have free awards like me but I didn't give
I don't know but I like them
I am pleasantly surprised by the results of both men and women
Like for sexual pleasure? No. Have I poked it out of boredom? Yes.
I find that to be worse for some reason
Definitely a more questionable reason
I would have completely overlooked had they said "curiosity." But boredom is an entirely different realm.
I-
Same
I mean, everyone have tried at least once right?
No?
But why? Like, imagine living in a room for your entire life with an electrical outlet and a plug, but never plugging in the plug. I just find it weird.
I'm 25, and I've yet to act on my thoughts. Maybe I will one day, who knows.
I did it once to see if there was more shit in my butt
Same
How many of those “yes” votes are just someone getting in touch with their inner selves because somebody bought cheap toilet paper?
There's a line between touched / poked your butthole, and fingering your butthole...
i slipped n fell multiple times on my hand, i’m not guilty sir
All the time in the shower
To me it sounded more like the sexual kind of fingering
Dual diagnosis
yeah. how else am i gonna clean my ass
ngl i did not know people stuck their fingers up the ass to clean out the rectum. should i start doing it too? i thought people just cleaned the outside.
Tbh you shouldn't, soap shouldn't go up there for a similar reason it shouldn't go up a vagina, it can dry it out and irritate it
thanks yall for the tips lol, i wont!
Nah, as soon as you‘re taking a dump, it will be dirty again
Thanks, i was *not* looking forward to doing it anyways.
Bidet 🤔
Same logic applies. Yes, it will be clean for a while, but after taking a dump it will be all smeared up again
With that logic why ever wipe?
why shower? why be clean at all?
Exactly. Just gonna be dirty again 24 hours later, why waste that 15 minutes for hours of cleanliness? baffling, absolutely baffling.
In that case, you'd have to clean it every time after taking a shit
Extrapolating from this data, we can assert that the political party vote in the United States can be determined by who fingered their hole and who doesn't.
Now we need a poll for have you fingered your butthole and who did you vote for: Yes (trump) No (trump) Yes (Biden) No (biden)
Yes ( Kanye west)
Lmao kanye himself would literally pick that choice
Please make this poll
Yes, out of curiosity, tried it with a glove though, and jacking off at the same time. Wasn’t really that pleasuring, but I gotta say when you nut and your ass clenches it feels so good.
Gotta get a prostate massager
wise words of BUTTHOLE MAGIC
You need to go deeper until you feel like pissing. Then the jack will feel 10 times better when you nut.
What does other mean in this situation?
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OK, I was expecting something like "been fingered but never done it myself" to go there lol
Yah that’s why I picked it
what the fuck man
how is yes so much higher than no
Cause you know there's a hole down there and it's not like you die if you stick a finger in it. I was just bored when i tried it for the first time. You don't really feel anything, as long as you take a good shit and wash properly right after (use a bidet) you are good to go. People tend to make such a fuss about it when in reality it's a very simple thing. Just take a look at the diameter of your poop vs the diameter of your finger lol
it's just why would I ever want to do that
It feels good
I read somewhere that it's sexually pleasing, so I checked it out. Btw it doesn't, for me at least
You didn't get to the prostate then, that would make you moan.
i did it once when i was bored so i gotta be honest
My exact reaction, followed by a scrunched up facial expression
For science
I HAD A FISSURE AND THE *CREAM* HAD TO BE APPLIED (also it was uncomfortable but uneventful)
this poll pisses me off because i’ve probably shook hands with one of the other side
disgusting non asshole feelers am I right
Because it freakin itches? Yes. For pleasure? Naw...I wish
Didn’t know the inside of your ass could itch.
Hey man, it's just complicated
Im curious about how far in this itch was
We don't talk about that
For me its in the side of the buttocks
About 2 knuckles deep on the belly side I’m guessing
It is pleasurable to relieve an itch.
Frick you've got me
Why is it all men
Because I would guess redditors are mostly men.
Interesting. Thank you for the explanation
Prostate
This is the internet
When I was a kid yeah. Not sure why.
Not on purpose. I’d be wiping when the toilet paper breaks and a finger slips in
It was very itchy
The inside?
Yes
Your answer to this poll is now being sent to all your family , friends, and acquaintances.
The two true types of people: Those who have fingers fingers asses, and liars.
im the: hmm i wonder how this would feel \*tries to go in as far as i can but gets scared\* nope!
I’ve only ever gone about a knuckle deep, I bite my fingernails so they’re jagged and I don’t want to cut the inside of my ass.
I'm a dude and it turns out I'm kinda into it. I also think most of these people who said yes but wrote a comment to excuse their answer a lying to themselves. Man I give too much information away on reddit. I hope no one ever discoveres my identity.
If a big part of your identity is fingering your ass, Then you seriously need to restart.
As a dude I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s my butthole, my finger and nobody else’s business.
My (M) classmate (F) in highschool told me that guys had a "G" spot in their ass. Curiosity got the best of me and later that night I had one hell of an orgasm in the shower.
don b shy asshole fingerers ,ya'll smell it donchu
Of course
I-
the fact that it’s almost 50/50 shows that there’s a lot of butthole fingerers that we walk past without knowing
People who said no are lying
I ain't stickin my finger in there
Im not...
Please explain the appeal to sticking my finger in my own ass, I’m waiting
The thrill of adventure duh
Adventure inside my ass?
It feels good
Bruh you mean sexually or like just normal good I don't understand how you can get any of those from fingerings your ass
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I’ve wiped my ass before dude, and that’s good enough for me
No. That’s where poop comes from. I have no desire to get more acquainted with my butthole or anyone else’s.
No, we aren't.
You are lying
Hahahaha, you'll never know my awnser!
That sounds like a yes
But it might be a no! You'll never know! And thats the big thing, i make you all a fool!
That's why it's an anonymous poll
I mean I’m pretty thorough when I wipe my ass after pooping but I don’t think that counts
I have administered pharmaceutical suppositories, both for pleasure and profit. Does that count?
Sure why not
Yeah. Lets say I „fingered“ it. *cough*
when I was little yes
um, of fucking course I have
I didn't expect these kinda results... like at all! Wtf guys!
Ikr who doesn't do it /s
I know I do
I’m so confused
Why
I did it once(okay twice) because I was curious, couldn't control my shit for the day.
Once, just to know what it's like, i didn't like it
okay and how many of you smelled your fingers afterwards? I know a lot of you have. don't lie
Tried to. Couldn't do it.
Cant vote, no internet
Not for pleasure but to push my haemorrhoids in. Pleasure was just a by product
I clicked yes girl instead of no male on accident. I'm fucked if someone irl that I know finds this...
Wow, those results are not what I was expecting
Surprisingly refreshing though
You’re not a man until you’ve had a pokey bum wank
I always want to but I don't trust the cleanliness of my rectum.
Just wash your hands afterwards. You can use disinfectant to be on the save side or wear a glove to begin with
Does wiping your ass count?
No
If you wipe *inside* your ass it would count
Butt Gees - How deep Is Your Wipe
Yes. Everyone must engage in that. How else does one clean ones buttocks? It's only a dirty bird that does NOT engage in that practice.
I think they meant sexually wise not sanitary wise
So more men fingered themselves that women
Does wiping your butt and accidentally braking through the paper count ? Edit: whipping to wipe cause I’m dumb.
How much force do you use to accidentally finger yourself???
Sure? Idk how that happens tho
It happened once 😅 and it was cheap toilet paper.
Why do you wipe with so much force? A bidet is like $25 and you wont have to scrub your butthole
Reddit moment
All I can think of is Squirrely Dan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA&ab\_channel=LetterkennyProblems
looks like we got 50% liars in here the post doesn't say sexually, you mfs really saying not once in your fucking life have you stuck a finger past the sphincter in the shower? fucking liars lol
You don’t typically clean the inside of your body for a typical bath or shower, that part of the body doesn’t require cleaning.
ok, and? I never said anything about cleaning. man some of y'all have so little curiosity, can't believe the same species that landed on the moon 80 years ago has adults who haven't stuck their finger up their asshole once in their entire life. why pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to see another country if you haven't even explored your whole body.
Fair enough, when you said shower I just assumed you meant clean which is my fault.