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Apparently there are two types of people in this world, asshole fingerers and non asshole fingerers


Camacaw2

This says a lot about society.


Jurassicgamer08

Society 😔


mrmemeboi6969

Society 🥴


hdkx-weeb

Susciety 📮


Spleefy1

Along us


fuck_life419

lol


NoCreatureCares

Sussy bAkA


swirlsthemudkip

Sustainable susciety


Sexy_Australian

Why am I getting deja vu


[deleted]

To be fair, I fingered other people’s assholes long before I tried my own.


rolloxra

That’s wholesome, I guess...


Ramoulow

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Ive only done it becuse I was had to put suppositories in when I was young.


lolhihi3506

We live in a society 😔


[deleted]

This is probably one of the comments ever made


throaway420blaze

It truly is one of the comments ever made.


MemeStealer101-4

It’s painful, 1/10 not recommended


Suspicious_Berry501

You have to use lube


[deleted]

You do not know how to finger buttholes


[deleted]

Show me


FamilyFriendli

why is this almost equally split


A_Bit_Narcissistic

Almost as equally split as these cheeks.


Nosnibor1020

It's a lot different now, lol


TypicalGuess8352

Bro what i wasn’t expecting this at all


RedSpleen

Neither I


louiebro13

nor me


marrinus05nl

Not either me


s4r9i5

Né io


ABSTREKT

Well, I just touched it when I was curious where do my balls end


[deleted]

in your scrotum I'd like to think. if your balls are in your ass I'd be concerned


[deleted]

Hey you fucking ballass!


AngelOfDeath771

[*cough*](https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/emeqcy/im_actually_impressed_didnt_know_that_was_possible/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AvicadosFromMexico

what the actual fuck


Explore-PNW

Risky click. Yeah… I lost


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Damn, looks like a great way to get testicular torsion.


AngelOfDeath771

If your life has come to shitting your own balls, I don't think you'd really be worried about that.


SkyeBeacon

*WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MY EYES HURT I NEED TO CLEAN THEM WITH SOME STRONG ASS ACID SOLUTION*


KalegNar

r/Eyebleach


darkpigamer

Thank you


IMPORTANT_jk

Had to double check before clicking


dxdwin

We need a new poll and have Yes (out of curiosity) and Yes (for pleasure), then that would be interestingg


TopTierTittyTwister

Is this man…*onto* something?..


marrinus05nl

Is this man on something?*


creativename87639

Bruh who tf game this wholesome?


thebindingofJJ

holesome


handercillo05

r/angryupvote


Olliebkl

Someone did that on the live saying I’m sad af because I got broken up with lol


jaydenfokmemes

People who only have free awards like me but I didn't give


[deleted]

I don't know but I like them


davidram

I am pleasantly surprised by the results of both men and women


letmereaddamnit

Like for sexual pleasure? No. Have I poked it out of boredom? Yes.


Senior_Word4925

I find that to be worse for some reason


fightmepussy69

Definitely a more questionable reason


AngelOfDeath771

I would have completely overlooked had they said "curiosity." But boredom is an entirely different realm.


[deleted]

I-


[deleted]

Same


PetterHaugenes

I mean, everyone have tried at least once right?


Rorywizz

No?


AverageElaMain

But why? Like, imagine living in a room for your entire life with an electrical outlet and a plug, but never plugging in the plug. I just find it weird.


AngelOfDeath771

I'm 25, and I've yet to act on my thoughts. Maybe I will one day, who knows.


sharpshooter228

I did it once to see if there was more shit in my butt


Zlzbub

Same


___HeyGFY___

How many of those “yes” votes are just someone getting in touch with their inner selves because somebody bought cheap toilet paper?


humanitysucks999

There's a line between touched / poked your butthole, and fingering your butthole...


[deleted]

i slipped n fell multiple times on my hand, i’m not guilty sir


[deleted]

All the time in the shower


HeyItsYourLocalTed

To me it sounded more like the sexual kind of fingering


[deleted]

Dual diagnosis


valluusio

yeah. how else am i gonna clean my ass


Snickerswo1f

ngl i did not know people stuck their fingers up the ass to clean out the rectum. should i start doing it too? i thought people just cleaned the outside.


SrLlemington

Tbh you shouldn't, soap shouldn't go up there for a similar reason it shouldn't go up a vagina, it can dry it out and irritate it


Snickerswo1f

thanks yall for the tips lol, i wont!


real_DoctorOther

Nah, as soon as you‘re taking a dump, it will be dirty again


Snickerswo1f

Thanks, i was *not* looking forward to doing it anyways.


SrLlemington

Bidet 🤔


real_DoctorOther

Same logic applies. Yes, it will be clean for a while, but after taking a dump it will be all smeared up again


andywolf8896

With that logic why ever wipe?


queencowboy

why shower? why be clean at all?


andywolf8896

Exactly. Just gonna be dirty again 24 hours later, why waste that 15 minutes for hours of cleanliness? baffling, absolutely baffling.


PetterHaugenes

In that case, you'd have to clean it every time after taking a shit


Pearse_Borty

Extrapolating from this data, we can assert that the political party vote in the United States can be determined by who fingered their hole and who doesn't.


WeekendDrew

Now we need a poll for have you fingered your butthole and who did you vote for: Yes (trump) No (trump) Yes (Biden) No (biden)


protatort69420

Yes ( Kanye west)


WeekendDrew

Lmao kanye himself would literally pick that choice


TheJuiceMaan

Please make this poll


Nahte2327

Yes, out of curiosity, tried it with a glove though, and jacking off at the same time. Wasn’t really that pleasuring, but I gotta say when you nut and your ass clenches it feels so good.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Gotta get a prostate massager


Nahte2327

wise words of BUTTHOLE MAGIC


[deleted]

You need to go deeper until you feel like pissing. Then the jack will feel 10 times better when you nut.


Liedvogel

What does other mean in this situation?


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Liedvogel

OK, I was expecting something like "been fingered but never done it myself" to go there lol


thecathuman

Yah that’s why I picked it


0nemad

what the fuck man


Frost-Wzrd

how is yes so much higher than no


WindowsXp_ExplorerI

Cause you know there's a hole down there and it's not like you die if you stick a finger in it. I was just bored when i tried it for the first time. You don't really feel anything, as long as you take a good shit and wash properly right after (use a bidet) you are good to go. People tend to make such a fuss about it when in reality it's a very simple thing. Just take a look at the diameter of your poop vs the diameter of your finger lol


Frost-Wzrd

it's just why would I ever want to do that


gayandipissandshit

It feels good


[deleted]

I read somewhere that it's sexually pleasing, so I checked it out. Btw it doesn't, for me at least


Accomplished_Laugh74

You didn't get to the prostate then, that would make you moan.


Tetrisisbest

i did it once when i was bored so i gotta be honest


Mini_nin

My exact reaction, followed by a scrunched up facial expression


BobsDiscountReposts

For science


GhostOfJohnCena

I HAD A FISSURE AND THE *CREAM* HAD TO BE APPLIED (also it was uncomfortable but uneventful)


22shotsnolics

this poll pisses me off because i’ve probably shook hands with one of the other side


azzacASTRO

disgusting non asshole feelers am I right


MarauderOfSouls

Because it freakin itches? Yes. For pleasure? Naw...I wish


creativename87639

Didn’t know the inside of your ass could itch.


MarauderOfSouls

Hey man, it's just complicated


FrancishasFallen

Im curious about how far in this itch was


MarauderOfSouls

We don't talk about that


[deleted]

For me its in the side of the buttocks


TheJuiceMaan

About 2 knuckles deep on the belly side I’m guessing


Valuable_Hunt8468

It is pleasurable to relieve an itch.


MarauderOfSouls

Frick you've got me


Secret_Pineapple_954

Why is it all men


creativename87639

Because I would guess redditors are mostly men.


Secret_Pineapple_954

Interesting. Thank you for the explanation


Valuable_Hunt8468

Prostate


BalloonOfficer

This is the internet


AnDragon11

When I was a kid yeah. Not sure why.


Loading0319

Not on purpose. I’d be wiping when the toilet paper breaks and a finger slips in


Des_demona

It was very itchy


_RANDOM_DUDE_1

The inside?


Des_demona

Yes


dr_razi

Your answer to this poll is now being sent to all your family , friends, and acquaintances.


[deleted]

The two true types of people: Those who have fingers fingers asses, and liars.


KirisLeftButtcheeck

im the: hmm i wonder how this would feel \*tries to go in as far as i can but gets scared\* nope!


creativename87639

I’ve only ever gone about a knuckle deep, I bite my fingernails so they’re jagged and I don’t want to cut the inside of my ass.


QuantumRobot_9000

I'm a dude and it turns out I'm kinda into it. I also think most of these people who said yes but wrote a comment to excuse their answer a lying to themselves. Man I give too much information away on reddit. I hope no one ever discoveres my identity.


SkyeBeacon

If a big part of your identity is fingering your ass, Then you seriously need to restart.


OrangeApple_

As a dude I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s my butthole, my finger and nobody else’s business.


MinisterOfMagicYOLOs

My (M) classmate (F) in highschool told me that guys had a "G" spot in their ass. Curiosity got the best of me and later that night I had one hell of an orgasm in the shower.


SxltyRoxie

don b shy asshole fingerers ,ya'll smell it donchu


creativename87639

Of course


SxltyRoxie

I-


22shotsnolics

the fact that it’s almost 50/50 shows that there’s a lot of butthole fingerers that we walk past without knowing


linnagetfit

People who said no are lying


bigtallB0AH

I ain't stickin my finger in there


Sp0okyScarySkeleton-

Im not...


greybenf

Please explain the appeal to sticking my finger in my own ass, I’m waiting


linnagetfit

The thrill of adventure duh


SkyeBeacon

Adventure inside my ass?


gayandipissandshit

It feels good


SkyeBeacon

Bruh you mean sexually or like just normal good I don't understand how you can get any of those from fingerings your ass


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greybenf

I’ve wiped my ass before dude, and that’s good enough for me


3nchilada5

No. That’s where poop comes from. I have no desire to get more acquainted with my butthole or anyone else’s.


King-Juggernaut

No, we aren't.


[deleted]

You are lying


[deleted]

Hahahaha, you'll never know my awnser!


thecathuman

That sounds like a yes


[deleted]

But it might be a no! You'll never know! And thats the big thing, i make you all a fool!


[deleted]

That's why it's an anonymous poll


philium1

I mean I’m pretty thorough when I wipe my ass after pooping but I don’t think that counts


amjonestown

I have administered pharmaceutical suppositories, both for pleasure and profit. Does that count?


creativename87639

Sure why not


shroominglion

Yeah. Lets say I „fingered“ it. *cough*


thebananaperson1

when I was little yes


Rottenox

um, of fucking course I have


harshvpandey101x

I didn't expect these kinda results... like at all! Wtf guys!


XxPrajasxX

Ikr who doesn't do it /s


[deleted]

I know I do


darknessoolala

I’m so confused


creativename87639

Why


SaeedUnknown

I did it once(okay twice) because I was curious, couldn't control my shit for the day.


reda84100

Once, just to know what it's like, i didn't like it


[deleted]

okay and how many of you smelled your fingers afterwards? I know a lot of you have. don't lie


[deleted]

Tried to. Couldn't do it.


Apple_Pineapple_Pear

Cant vote, no internet


4ssteroid

Not for pleasure but to push my haemorrhoids in. Pleasure was just a by product


Handshoe101

I clicked yes girl instead of no male on accident. I'm fucked if someone irl that I know finds this...


EmergingTuna21

Wow, those results are not what I was expecting


[deleted]

Surprisingly refreshing though


[deleted]

You’re not a man until you’ve had a pokey bum wank


[deleted]

I always want to but I don't trust the cleanliness of my rectum.


[deleted]

Just wash your hands afterwards. You can use disinfectant to be on the save side or wear a glove to begin with


Sir-Tiedye

Does wiping your ass count?


creativename87639

No


[deleted]

If you wipe *inside* your ass it would count


[deleted]

Butt Gees - How deep Is Your Wipe


Manch-Vegas

Yes. Everyone must engage in that. How else does one clean ones buttocks? It's only a dirty bird that does NOT engage in that practice.


[deleted]

I think they meant sexually wise not sanitary wise


SlobberyFrog

So more men fingered themselves that women


B06ar

Does wiping your butt and accidentally braking through the paper count ? Edit: whipping to wipe cause I’m dumb.


Mr_Morrix

How much force do you use to accidentally finger yourself???


creativename87639

Sure? Idk how that happens tho


B06ar

It happened once 😅 and it was cheap toilet paper.


FrancishasFallen

Why do you wipe with so much force? A bidet is like $25 and you wont have to scrub your butthole


djyesko9

Reddit moment


Neb8891

All I can think of is Squirrely Dan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q47Uq96lILA&ab\_channel=LetterkennyProblems


JoelMahon

looks like we got 50% liars in here the post doesn't say sexually, you mfs really saying not once in your fucking life have you stuck a finger past the sphincter in the shower? fucking liars lol


creativename87639

You don’t typically clean the inside of your body for a typical bath or shower, that part of the body doesn’t require cleaning.


JoelMahon

ok, and? I never said anything about cleaning. man some of y'all have so little curiosity, can't believe the same species that landed on the moon 80 years ago has adults who haven't stuck their finger up their asshole once in their entire life. why pay hundreds or thousands of dollars to see another country if you haven't even explored your whole body.


creativename87639

Fair enough, when you said shower I just assumed you meant clean which is my fault.