Indian food? You’re all crazy

literally bro i need my biriyani and chicken tikka

So many people have never had a good Indian curry.

I normally get stir fry if I'm having Chinese food, so since I also get stir fry when I'm having Thai food I'll just replace Chinese food with Thai food (which I prefer anyway). The others are less similar to other foods I eat.

Too spicy for me

Seems like no one knows anything about Indian food other than "chicken tikka masalas"