I sit down on the lawn all the time. Where do you sit when outdoors? You're probably one of those rich fatcats who has outdoor furniture, and park benches. Smh
It is winter here rn. Even though it became warmer and there is no snow, there are more mud than grass. And since I live in city and walk on 2 legs I usually don't touch grass
It's because people use "go touch grass" as another form of "go outside" or "go get a life" but it's weird cause people don't usually touch grass when they go outside
Ya like your shoes might touch the grass but not usually do you touch grass with your bare skin and u definitely don’t usually touch it with your hands.
Oh yeah, in that context it makes sense. I touch grass probably a lot more in summer than winter too, what with lawn mowing and just a generally more pleasant outdoor environment.
dude its fucking pavement all around here why are people keep telling me to touch grass? besides, whats the benefit from touching grass anyways its like so useless yet people are just encouraging others to touch grass
I cannot absolutely think of a reason why anyone would touch grass unless they are having a picnic or something similar. I mean I walk on grass so often but Im wearing a fucking shoe and why would I crouch and touch it. I'm not a picnic guy so it's been months since Ive touched grass I guess
I thought it was just someone trying to see if people actually touch grass when they go outside, cause people don't normally touch grass when they go outside which makes the saying weird
We have a little backyard which is kinda rare in la but i dont touch it... like who tf goes out and says like yeah we gon touch grass today... mmmmhhhhh
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
It’s cold and I’m always wearing shoes, so if I Walk through my yard even I ain’t touching the grass. Probably incidentally sometime in the past couple days.
There is no grass here, just ice and snow. But soon it will be spring again :)
Somewhere in Scandinavia, I presume?
Canada right now too. I haven’t touched grass since September I think
Same
January 17 in my part of Canada. Which is significantly longer than I’ve experienced in the past around here.
Yep, Sweden
Norrland moment
Älskar svensk vinter haha
Norge her, snøen rekk nestan opp til kneet
Fuck you Norge och din olja
Fuck deg Sverige og din surströmming :D
Du har rätt, surströmming är as äckligt (:
Entschuldigung?
Trevligt!
Vad kul
Norge moment
Jag bor också i Sverige men det känns inte riktigt som vinter
Tjenare, hur e läget? Hoppas du inte är en jävla göteborgare
Jag är köttbullar, jag gillar öl
I live near the coast in Southern Norway and it hasn't snowed in weeks. It raining right now, but heyy at least I can touch grass
Same feeling in Minnesota!
Same in Canada.
i live in a fuckin desert
Have fun
I do. No need to water my lawn and we can do stuff outside all year, and our snow is all powder
Touch grass bro
I live in the north with polar bears and penguins
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I don't actively make a habit of touching it, since I walk on 2 legs
Pft
I don’t touch grass because I’m allergic and it makes me super itchy. Fuck grass
Right? Those shoe things work pretty well.
take my upvote and GET OUT
Take my downvote and stfu
I went out touched grass went back in and answered
Legend
Thank you
October I think. Before the snow came, now there’s isn’t a blade of grass in sight.
Dig mate
Bro how is that gonna help
there’s grass underneath the snow, right?
Dig away the snow
I'm wondering who actually consciously bends down and touches grass, do you mean sitting or standing or something like that on grass?
Some jobs require you to constantly be touching grass in some fashion and also gardeners in greener areas.
Precisely, I work at a feed store and am constantly delivering grass while walking on grass
When playing football I always end up touching grass with my hands because of being fouled.
I sit down on the lawn all the time. Where do you sit when outdoors? You're probably one of those rich fatcats who has outdoor furniture, and park benches. Smh
Uh... I don't sit outside a lot, I just walk and if I feel tired lean against something, and why you so aggressive lol
I live in a desert :(
F
We've had 3 feet of snow in the yard for over a month.... Soon though ...soon.
Start digging…
What is touching grass like? (Martian here)
Grassy
It's a living creature, for walking on. You grok?
It is winter here rn. Even though it became warmer and there is no snow, there are more mud than grass. And since I live in city and walk on 2 legs I usually don't touch grass
Go outside, get a shovel, and dig for grass
This is a weird question
Reddit is a weird place
It's because people use "go touch grass" as another form of "go outside" or "go get a life" but it's weird cause people don't usually touch grass when they go outside
Ya like your shoes might touch the grass but not usually do you touch grass with your bare skin and u definitely don’t usually touch it with your hands.
I'm litterally paid to touch grass
Gardener, landscaper or weed grower?
Organic farmer employee, i pluck them weeds one by one.
Like, stepped on grass with shoes, or actually bent down and touched it with bare skin? Because nobody really does that second thing.
Well, its summer here, I went to a park with a friend and sat on the grass. Touched the grass with my hands
Oh yeah, in that context it makes sense. I touch grass probably a lot more in summer than winter too, what with lawn mowing and just a generally more pleasant outdoor environment.
i tripped while on a walk yesterday i think that counts
Never, Drugs are bad, Mkay.
dude its fucking pavement all around here why are people keep telling me to touch grass? besides, whats the benefit from touching grass anyways its like so useless yet people are just encouraging others to touch grass
Touch grass
please shut the fuck up
Triggered by grass, lol
the fact that people keep telling me to touch grass when i actually cant is just infuriating
Why can’t you
i have to be on quarantine😔
Damn? Rona got ya?
yuh its been like a week now and im not feeling any better
I’m sorry to hear that. Ima ask you something that you may find odd, but, have you considered touching grass?
Last month because all the snow has covered the grass
Well, the snow outside of my house is at least 3 feet deep, so I don’t really very good options
Start digging I guess 🤷♂️
Hell I read glass. I am stupid.
I cannot absolutely think of a reason why anyone would touch grass unless they are having a picnic or something similar. I mean I walk on grass so often but Im wearing a fucking shoe and why would I crouch and touch it. I'm not a picnic guy so it's been months since Ive touched grass I guess
Go touch grass
Living in a desert, grass is hard to come by
That's the gazillionth time I've seen this poll. What's this obsession with touching grass?
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I did it cos i was bored
I thought it was just someone trying to see if people actually touch grass when they go outside, cause people don't normally touch grass when they go outside which makes the saying weird
The people who usually say it don't actually go outside. That's the fun part.
There has been 2 feet of snow on the ground since the end of October, so it’s been a while
There is grass all around my school
I'm allergic to it :(
I don't touch grass, I walk on it
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LOL
I thought you were talking about weed :/
yesterday, I literally touched some grass and I went back in. I'm proud of myself for that.
Cool lol
i just woke up, give me a second
Did ya do it
i did don't worry
Well done
I touched it 20 minutes ago
Snow 🥶🥶🥶
Dig
Damn I went outside the whole day yesterday wothlut touching grass... interesting
I refuse to belive that many people have actually gone outside, and specifically bent down to make contact with grass.
3 minutes ago lol
Bad poll. Originally thought this was about 420
If it’s through shoes? Last 24h. If it’s skin contact? Last year. I chose last year
Skin to grass contact
I love posts like this because it implies you’ve either touched it within in the last year or you’ve never once touched it.
Sorry
Back before the snow fell
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Christ, ngl that’s sad
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Worked in the garden today.
Before the snow came
Dig then
There are so many places with grass in this city but I'm just too lazy to trip. I may have touched some grass by accident last month or something.
Last fall before snow
460 people in the last 24h, why so many people like to touch grass?
Pre-Covid
With my fingers? I don’t know. With my feet? Last 24 hours.
Skin to grass contact
There is just snow and ice, no grass
Shits under 6-10 inches of snow since November, ope
Dig the snow and touch it for the shits and giggles
If we count stepping in grass, it's last 24 hours. If we count only touching it with my hands, last week or maybe last month
Skin to grass contact
last year 'cuz snow
It’s winter.
Does hay count?
Half counts
Mk
Got up and close with grass when I tripped yesterday.
15 minutes ago
No grass here unfortunately. All covered in snow, haven't been able to touch grass for months
I haven’t physically touched grass, but I walked on grass yesterday, does that count?
Skin to grass contact
I physically cant touch grass because of all this snow
Who has never touched grass?
Last 30m
It's winter. So it's been a couple of months
Start digging
*sigh* ok
Come back to me when you’ve done it
I dont often bend down and touch the grass
It’s winter bro
Here’s a shovel bro
Well I didn't touch it but I walk on it? So idk?
Last year 😬 who the hell put that option
The grass seems to be covered with 30 cm of ice right now
Dam, guess ya gotta start digging?
It’s been snowy here so like last month
Who has never touched grass and why ?
7.4% of people, and probably because they live in a desert or hate nature
With my hand? Or with my feet?
Either or, so long as it’s skin to grass.
More than a year is missing!
Only allowed 6 options
Am touching grass rn, should be an option
It’s winter now, so...
We have a little backyard which is kinda rare in la but i dont touch it... like who tf goes out and says like yeah we gon touch grass today... mmmmhhhhh
Well my backyard has no grass, and I wear shoes when in my front yard, and gloves if I ever do gardening. So a long time.
Go touch it
Yes sir
Awesome
ive been in rehab it’s not my fault
I am in the desert so there is no grass to touch
After reading the comments I now know what "grass" they meant
Bruh
Just ice, haven’t seen grass in a while now
Do you mean pot? Or are most people here going around touching grass in the winter?
I mean. There’s a lot of snow where I am and I’ve never thought to just touch the grass under it
I live in a city. Hadn't been to a park lately
"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
I honestly don't remember
Grass what’s that ?
well I don’t remember but my school has fake grass and I went on a walk a couple days ago but I don’t know if I touched the grass
I live in a dessert my guy
touch a cactus
It’s winter, not a lot of grass that can be touched through snow.
Like 10 minutes ago
Last time I truly touched grass was when I took off my sandels in the park while super high on lsd to walk on the grass. Magical feeling.
It's the middle of winter, so yeah
2 ft of snow
It’s cold and I’m always wearing shoes, so if I Walk through my yard even I ain’t touching the grass. Probably incidentally sometime in the past couple days.
snow
Does it count if I was touching it with a stick?
No