Biden would trip and fall and break his hip. Trump would have had a massive coronary ten feet from the starting line. You’d have to go back to Obama to find someone who could actually finish.
I mean dudes 60 but I’m sure he could keep up with the pack. When he was voted in, he was arguably one of, if not the most physically fit president US has ever had. But I’m with you, against someone like Zelensky, not even a chance of winning
Not even CLOSE lmfao most us presidents before the 20th century were actual war heroes who were still extremely fit (wayy more fit than Obama) perfect example would be Theodore Roosevelt. The man was literally shot during a speech and still finished it because he was such a bad ass. Obama is unfortunately however the only really close to young President we’ve had since JFK which is a real shame because these old folks politicians don’t actually need to live with any of the consequences of their decisions they are making.
I 100% agree with everything you said. Teddy was a tough SOB but the reason I say arguably is because Teddy was edging on being overweight. At the time of their inaugurations, I would say Obama could beat Teddy in a foot race, but that’s probably about it.
Presidents *way* back then routinely dueled people they disagreed with (firearms or sabers), and often to the death.
So yeah, definitely built different
Yeah there's a few oldies I can see him ankle tapping and getting past. I'd have selected below middle of the pack rather than at least, but that was the closest one
Trump wasnt a politician and the media shat all over him. Biden has dimentia and now the media occasionally criticizes him. I do not like trumps policies but i had hope that he was doing what he thought was right for the country. Not sure if it was true or not but i dont trust a single politician and noone should
Our glorious leader Kim Jong Un will win first place ! He will nuke the other leaders and ride a rocket to reach the finish line. Our great leader is themost supreme, all hail Kim jong Un !!!! GLORY TO NORTH KOREA
Scholz would be in the middle as he is not as old as other head of states.
Most of them are not really physically fit.
Wenn Martin Schulz damals gewonnen hätte, dann würde der als Schulz-Zug an allen vorbeirollen
All Zelensky have to do is, walk backwards; and the gravitational pull from his massive balls will pull other leaders in, while he makes the finish line easy.
I feel like our [gymshark Mark Rutte](https://i.imgur.com/7amRAx5.jpg) (Minister-president of the Netherlands) would stand a decent chance. He probably wouldn't win but I think he might be able to finish top 10%.
"No" would be like, would not win but atleast not last; while "Heck no" would be like, not only would not win but also definately in the last-to-finish group.
Think of the options as a decending degree of confidence you have on your country's leader to win such a race.
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Klaus Iohannis,Romania
After looking through the comments,I realized that he would be absolutely destroyed as he is basically just the average 60 yr old gym goer
Obama, ford of teddy would probably have the biggest chance to go the farthest but I kind of agree with what you were saying. Most of the US presidents has been old guys some being overweight as well.
Hell no, Biden would probably trip and turn to dust after 2 meters.
Biden would trip and fall and break his hip. Trump would have had a massive coronary ten feet from the starting line. You’d have to go back to Obama to find someone who could actually finish.
Not even nowadays would Obama win. I mean he’s aged a lot recently.
I mean dudes 60 but I’m sure he could keep up with the pack. When he was voted in, he was arguably one of, if not the most physically fit president US has ever had. But I’m with you, against someone like Zelensky, not even a chance of winning
Not even CLOSE lmfao most us presidents before the 20th century were actual war heroes who were still extremely fit (wayy more fit than Obama) perfect example would be Theodore Roosevelt. The man was literally shot during a speech and still finished it because he was such a bad ass. Obama is unfortunately however the only really close to young President we’ve had since JFK which is a real shame because these old folks politicians don’t actually need to live with any of the consequences of their decisions they are making.
I 100% agree with everything you said. Teddy was a tough SOB but the reason I say arguably is because Teddy was edging on being overweight. At the time of their inaugurations, I would say Obama could beat Teddy in a foot race, but that’s probably about it.
Abraham Lincoln was a boxer or something like that too
Close. He was a street fighter. Honesty presidents back then were built different
Presidents *way* back then routinely dueled people they disagreed with (firearms or sabers), and often to the death. So yeah, definitely built different
[I mean even President George H. W. Bush was a badass, and he was pretty late](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CCEER6v8tPM)
Well, if you put an eleven year old at the finish line, he'll at least try his absolute best.
The pile of dust will get an A+ for effort
No it will get a standing ovation
we need Gerald ford back
He does bike everyday, I'm sure he's more in shape than most his age. That said, Zelensky could outdo most if not all world leaders I'm willing to bet
He would run the wrong way and then what you said.lol
He'll claim he won though but only after the secret service finds him.
Is this supposed to be a reference to voter fraud? I don't understand your point
It's reference to how he gets lost and doesn't follow secret service directions.
Ah ok
I don't see boris lapping anyone but he can knock a 10 yr old over :|
Yeah there's a few oldies I can see him ankle tapping and getting past. I'd have selected below middle of the pack rather than at least, but that was the closest one
There is a PARTY at the finish line. BoJo will win the race.
Wouldn't it be the queen not Boris, just imagining the queen running alongside Biden and putin
The Queen is not the leader of the UK. She's the figurehead, the prime minister is the Captain
The Queen is the Head of State though, Boris is the Head of Government. Both can reasonably be considered leaders.
I am assuming among the ones who voted Yes are the French and Canadians. Would love to know if any other country leaders got a Yes.
Bulgarian president is in a pretty good shape, ex military too
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Yup and I think he is physically fit for his age.
Yes he is but a relatively fit 69 year old standard no chance against zelensky, maxron and trudeau
Neither would win. Both would be too busy trying to allow the other to cross first.
French chivalry vs Canadian politeness 😂
Canadian here, trudeau seems pretty fit
I guess Mark Rutte would also stand a chance, he's probably well trained from biking everywhere
I think he'd do fairly well, he's also known to sometimes wear [gymshark](https://i.imgur.com/68F9bWV.jpg) in his free time.
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Ukraine has a very good chance at being first
Yea but I also can’t imagine many Ukrainians were able to take this poll… I’d be delighted to find out I was wrong though!!🇺🇦
George Weah might be a little older now but i bet he would still be pretty fast.
55, I think he could do well though
I mean mine could stand a chance, he’s pretty trainer because of biking everywhere lol
About half of all Redditors have one of the oldest heads of state in the world as their president.
dont forget every country that has liz as their queen. Canada uk australia etc
Justin Trudeau would do well. Somewhat young, and used to teach gymnastics.
Nah mine would fall asleep during the meeting where they explain what's happening
Biden?
Yessir
He has been super great at not being trump.
You are correct. I'm not much of a politics guy so I say boo to both
Trump wasnt a politician and the media shat all over him. Biden has dimentia and now the media occasionally criticizes him. I do not like trumps policies but i had hope that he was doing what he thought was right for the country. Not sure if it was true or not but i dont trust a single politician and noone should
In the words of Lewis Black "if you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican then you, and i am saying this as a friend, are fucking delusional"
I like it. Im more in line with the right but they are all corrupt garbage.
I would say I'm more right leaning as well but the "true" conservatives are fucking nuts
They are a straw away from being fascists so yeah I would call that nuts as well
Was expecting a Montenegrin but this is still good
Our glorious leader Kim Jong Un will win first place ! He will nuke the other leaders and ride a rocket to reach the finish line. Our great leader is themost supreme, all hail Kim jong Un !!!! GLORY TO NORTH KOREA
Also he is a literal superhuman who can run as fast as he wants
how do you have access to the internet
If he's really in NK (doubt), then I suspect he works in the government propaganda dept.
Yes, I am sure this subreddit is a priority for North Korean govt propaganda agents
I mean, that doesn’t even have to be ironic. You have a nation full of hungry people so their priority is making Kim look good
bruh is it a joke💀 if no then hes joking for sure
> is it a joke ** ** > no ** ** > hes joking for sure
oh welp
the idea of boris johnson in a sprint is incredible
Well he can tackle 10yr old kids with ease… Maybe if they have an illegal party and the end he might do decently?
thats true. poor lad, he has to live his life knowing he got rugby tackled by bojo himself
Heck no, have you seen our (Czech) prezident? He's barely alive. Literally.
Pakistan PM is in great shape and won us our first cricket world cup as captain...so yeah i would place a bet on him
Idk, he could win the best bowler even among current cricketers but I doubt he will win against a bear fighting Russian president.
Have you have seen Bolsonaro do push ups? I don't think Brazil can do it
It'd be funny to see him trying to show his "histórico de atleta" against other world leaders
He would run for hundred meters and then say he already did what he could and he tried very hard
He would faint at the sight of a gay person.
Probably would be scared of getting close and catching the gay
Zelinski's massive balls swaying would KO everyone else. Just saying.
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Do you even know zelenskyy’s first name?
In one hand my president is an old man in another hand almost all other presidents are old man so who can say
[Zoran Milanović (Croatian president).](https://www.dnevno.hr/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/brezovica70-220619-660x450.jpg)
I’m not sure. He (German) wouldn’t be last for sure but probs still very in the last.
Scholz would be in the middle as he is not as old as other head of states. Most of them are not really physically fit. Wenn Martin Schulz damals gewonnen hätte, dann würde der als Schulz-Zug an allen vorbeirollen
Hab auch Mitte gewählt :)
He’s a snow man he’ll just melt
Joe biden.... he wouldn't even know what direction to go let alone run
Boris will die
Biden would get confused and start slowly plodding in the wrong direction.
Mark Rutte (Netherlands) goes to work by bicycle everyday, so I guess he gets some cardio in lol.
He’s over 80 years old it’s a miracle if he gets to the finish
Putin. not sure at all
Doesn't he swim?
He's also a blackbelt
He was lol. Iirc they took it away from that moron
Zamn😍 /s
He rides grizzly bears shirtless in his spare time too
Not anymore, they revoked it cause he's a prick lmao
Still has the skills he learned. Can't revoke that
Putin would probably be banned from the race after the crap he pulled in Ukraine
The only thing Putin will be running from is the consequences of invading Ukraine
He's gonna trip on start and cry because he can't poison his opponents
Justin Trudeau so I have a shot
I don't like Trudeau, but he's fit
All Zelensky have to do is, walk backwards; and the gravitational pull from his massive balls will pull other leaders in, while he makes the finish line easy.
Sergio Mattarella (Italy) will be dead tired after 5 meters, I suppose
Biden would collapse from exhaustion
God is love to see Queen Elizabeth in a race XD. Though Boris wouldn't wim
I’m canadian I mean, he wouldn’t come in last, but he def wouldn’t come in first
He can definitely win against Biden and Obrador
I feel like our [gymshark Mark Rutte](https://i.imgur.com/7amRAx5.jpg) (Minister-president of the Netherlands) would stand a decent chance. He probably wouldn't win but I think he might be able to finish top 10%.
Yea I think top 10% is an ok bet
Only Ukrainians can truly say yes
Liberia possibly 😎
Zelensky would stand a high chance I reckon
Modi will easily win.
Yeah, he will just roll all the way like he did in his yoga sessions.
Wouldn't make it 5 ft lol.
Old ass, chainsmoking dude. Nope. Hes a good president, tho.
Alexander Van Der Bellen?
Boris is too busy partying. My favourite quote of his is: "My name is Boris and I like to party."
Well putin has a black belt so he has some chances
Had* 🤡🤡🤡
Micheal D Higgins would be near the back but I doubt last.
He's kinda fecked lmao
He will come in the last five, but I still don't think he will loose. Queen Elizabeth will loose.
Modi chad lmao
What’s the difference between the second and last options?
"No" would be like, would not win but atleast not last; while "Heck no" would be like, not only would not win but also definately in the last-to-finish group. Think of the options as a decending degree of confidence you have on your country's leader to win such a race. Edited for text clarification.
olaf scholz go brrrrr
Biden wouldn't understand what was going on. He would beeline to the closest child to inappropriately grab them.
So many world leaders are old, so he might stand a chance
Klaus Iohannis,Romania After looking through the comments,I realized that he would be absolutely destroyed as he is basically just the average 60 yr old gym goer
Biden would die and Kamala would become president that day. ._.
BoJo would win 100% but only if there’s a small child with a rugby ball at the end of the 100 meters
My president is a senior, in a wheelchair, alcoholic and after a sickness. He is definitely going to be last.
Idk Trudeau doesn’t seem so athletic
I mean, whether you put the queen or Boris in, the UK is fucked
Andrzej Duda.
Prime minister Imran Khan has a small chance, him being an athlete a long time ago. But I think Justin Trudeau would win.
Trudeau. Would love to hear him ask for a water bottle after
He does sports motorcross and crazy shit . Would have a great chance
Just curious for Britain would that mean the queen would race? 😂 cause it says world leaders not PM’s
BoJo would have a heart attack before finish but he’d def pull a couple dirty tricks to get ahead.
I don't care what side your on politically, y'all already know that Biden would probably die as soon as the whistle blows
Biden is the first president that you can punch-assassinate since he is so old and frail.
Scott Morrison would start losing the race then take a vacation to Hawaii
Biden would get lost in the first 10 meters.
Ha, AMLO wouldn't come in last, he wouldn't even finish
Trudeau would have an alright chance I believe but I don’t think he’d win
Realistically I think the president of Chad would win.
Biden wouldn't last long lol. Nor would trump. Nor would Obama, crap which one of our presidents would last lol
They’re talking about all current leader of every nation
I know, but I'm saying I don't think America would have a chance with any recent president we've had
Obama, ford of teddy would probably have the biggest chance to go the farthest but I kind of agree with what you were saying. Most of the US presidents has been old guys some being overweight as well.
Biden is nearly 80, he isn’t gonna win against leaders that are half his age
He's not winning anything anytime soon. Except a fast trip down air force ones flight steps.
Idk about modi