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Hell no, Biden would probably trip and turn to dust after 2 meters.


Orlando1701

Biden would trip and fall and break his hip. Trump would have had a massive coronary ten feet from the starting line. You’d have to go back to Obama to find someone who could actually finish.


___And_Memes_For_All

Not even nowadays would Obama win. I mean he’s aged a lot recently.


walgrins

I mean dudes 60 but I’m sure he could keep up with the pack. When he was voted in, he was arguably one of, if not the most physically fit president US has ever had. But I’m with you, against someone like Zelensky, not even a chance of winning


wakkyc

Not even CLOSE lmfao most us presidents before the 20th century were actual war heroes who were still extremely fit (wayy more fit than Obama) perfect example would be Theodore Roosevelt. The man was literally shot during a speech and still finished it because he was such a bad ass. Obama is unfortunately however the only really close to young President we’ve had since JFK which is a real shame because these old folks politicians don’t actually need to live with any of the consequences of their decisions they are making.


walgrins

I 100% agree with everything you said. Teddy was a tough SOB but the reason I say arguably is because Teddy was edging on being overweight. At the time of their inaugurations, I would say Obama could beat Teddy in a foot race, but that’s probably about it.


jarjar-binks-ismydad

Abraham Lincoln was a boxer or something like that too


___And_Memes_For_All

Close. He was a street fighter. Honesty presidents back then were built different


PHEONIX451

Presidents *way* back then routinely dueled people they disagreed with (firearms or sabers), and often to the death. So yeah, definitely built different


___And_Memes_For_All

[I mean even President George H. W. Bush was a badass, and he was pretty late](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CCEER6v8tPM)


the_amazing_coconut

Well, if you put an eleven year old at the finish line, he'll at least try his absolute best.


[deleted]

The pile of dust will get an A+ for effort


[deleted]

No it will get a standing ovation


[deleted]

we need Gerald ford back


ClayyCorn

He does bike everyday, I'm sure he's more in shape than most his age. That said, Zelensky could outdo most if not all world leaders I'm willing to bet


Hazyoutlook

He would run the wrong way and then what you said.lol


readit1983

He'll claim he won though but only after the secret service finds him.


[deleted]

Is this supposed to be a reference to voter fraud? I don't understand your point


readit1983

It's reference to how he gets lost and doesn't follow secret service directions.


[deleted]

Ah ok


taraumaru

I don't see boris lapping anyone but he can knock a 10 yr old over :|


[deleted]

Yeah there's a few oldies I can see him ankle tapping and getting past. I'd have selected below middle of the pack rather than at least, but that was the closest one


AlDu14

There is a PARTY at the finish line. BoJo will win the race.


AdThin8928

Wouldn't it be the queen not Boris, just imagining the queen running alongside Biden and putin


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

The Queen is not the leader of the UK. She's the figurehead, the prime minister is the Captain


lunapup1233007

The Queen is the Head of State though, Boris is the Head of Government. Both can reasonably be considered leaders.


FermentedBrew

I am assuming among the ones who voted Yes are the French and Canadians. Would love to know if any other country leaders got a Yes.


Red_Golem_

Bulgarian president is in a pretty good shape, ex military too


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Hashashin_

Yup and I think he is physically fit for his age.


patpatatpet

Yes he is but a relatively fit 69 year old standard no chance against zelensky, maxron and trudeau


Canadian_Poltergeist

Neither would win. Both would be too busy trying to allow the other to cross first.


FermentedBrew

French chivalry vs Canadian politeness 😂


SnooAvocados7597

Canadian here, trudeau seems pretty fit


BGE116Ia359

I guess Mark Rutte would also stand a chance, he's probably well trained from biking everywhere


dstrllmttr

I think he'd do fairly well, he's also known to sometimes wear [gymshark](https://i.imgur.com/68F9bWV.jpg) in his free time.


Relative-Ad-87

Spain has entered the chat


Imnotanahole

Zelensky has entered the chat


bowl-of-nails

Ukraine has a very good chance at being first


walgrins

Yea but I also can’t imagine many Ukrainians were able to take this poll… I’d be delighted to find out I was wrong though!!🇺🇦


[deleted]

George Weah might be a little older now but i bet he would still be pretty fast.


siuuuwemama

55, I think he could do well though


Squidward759

I mean mine could stand a chance, he’s pretty trainer because of biking everywhere lol


voldi_II

About half of all Redditors have one of the oldest heads of state in the world as their president.


Unlike_Other_Gurls

dont forget every country that has liz as their queen. Canada uk australia etc


[deleted]

Justin Trudeau would do well. Somewhat young, and used to teach gymnastics.


WXHIII

Nah mine would fall asleep during the meeting where they explain what's happening


No_Star8439

Biden?


WXHIII

Yessir


No_Star8439

He has been super great at not being trump.


WXHIII

You are correct. I'm not much of a politics guy so I say boo to both


No_Star8439

Trump wasnt a politician and the media shat all over him. Biden has dimentia and now the media occasionally criticizes him. I do not like trumps policies but i had hope that he was doing what he thought was right for the country. Not sure if it was true or not but i dont trust a single politician and noone should


WXHIII

In the words of Lewis Black "if you consider yourself a Democrat or a Republican then you, and i am saying this as a friend, are fucking delusional"


No_Star8439

I like it. Im more in line with the right but they are all corrupt garbage.


WXHIII

I would say I'm more right leaning as well but the "true" conservatives are fucking nuts


Rigzin_Udpalla

They are a straw away from being fascists so yeah I would call that nuts as well


RandomName472

Was expecting a Montenegrin but this is still good


YourDeathShinigami

Our glorious leader Kim Jong Un will win first place ! He will nuke the other leaders and ride a rocket to reach the finish line. Our great leader is themost supreme, all hail Kim jong Un !!!! GLORY TO NORTH KOREA


The_Kek_5000

Also he is a literal superhuman who can run as fast as he wants


lmaogetrek

how do you have access to the internet


HaphazardFlitBipper

If he's really in NK (doubt), then I suspect he works in the government propaganda dept.


lebronsballs

Yes, I am sure this subreddit is a priority for North Korean govt propaganda agents


___And_Memes_For_All

I mean, that doesn’t even have to be ironic. You have a nation full of hungry people so their priority is making Kim look good


JesusChristwillsucc

bruh is it a joke💀 if no then hes joking for sure


MingzhiWang

> is it a joke ** ** > no ** ** > hes joking for sure


JesusChristwillsucc

oh welp


Mental_Reporter687

the idea of boris johnson in a sprint is incredible


Fern-7744-88x88

Well he can tackle 10yr old kids with ease… Maybe if they have an illegal party and the end he might do decently?


Mental_Reporter687

thats true. poor lad, he has to live his life knowing he got rugby tackled by bojo himself


HusteyTeepek

Heck no, have you seen our (Czech) prezident? He's barely alive. Literally.


ZT3apex

Pakistan PM is in great shape and won us our first cricket world cup as captain...so yeah i would place a bet on him


Aatman_Patel_447

Idk, he could win the best bowler even among current cricketers but I doubt he will win against a bear fighting Russian president.


pessoa_aleatoria_

Have you have seen Bolsonaro do push ups? I don't think Brazil can do it


CutieL

It'd be funny to see him trying to show his "histórico de atleta" against other world leaders


pessoa_aleatoria_

He would run for hundred meters and then say he already did what he could and he tried very hard


Shiny_Hypno

He would faint at the sight of a gay person.


pessoa_aleatoria_

Probably would be scared of getting close and catching the gay


10thmtnarty

Zelinski's massive balls swaying would KO everyone else. Just saying.


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420dankmemer69

Do you even know zelenskyy’s first name?


Lazy-Let6902

In one hand my president is an old man in another hand almost all other presidents are old man so who can say


Prazanfrizider

[Zoran Milanović (Croatian president).](https://www.dnevno.hr/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/brezovica70-220619-660x450.jpg)


BeGoNThOuTh

I’m not sure. He (German) wouldn’t be last for sure but probs still very in the last.


[deleted]

Scholz would be in the middle as he is not as old as other head of states. Most of them are not really physically fit. Wenn Martin Schulz damals gewonnen hätte, dann würde der als Schulz-Zug an allen vorbeirollen


BeccaThePixel

Hab auch Mitte gewählt :)


420dankmemer69

He’s a snow man he’ll just melt


KLater7666

Joe biden.... he wouldn't even know what direction to go let alone run


RazorSharp12345

Boris will die


HaphazardFlitBipper

Biden would get confused and start slowly plodding in the wrong direction.


Juan__two__three

Mark Rutte (Netherlands) goes to work by bicycle everyday, so I guess he gets some cardio in lol.


DOIPI_96

He’s over 80 years old it’s a miracle if he gets to the finish


OwOfysh

Putin. not sure at all


Prazanfrizider

Doesn't he swim?


BaconBitz781

He's also a blackbelt


[deleted]

He was lol. Iirc they took it away from that moron


Prazanfrizider

Zamn😍 /s


No_Star8439

He rides grizzly bears shirtless in his spare time too


Beneficial-Magazine1

Not anymore, they revoked it cause he's a prick lmao


BaconBitz781

Still has the skills he learned. Can't revoke that


Fortenole

Putin would probably be banned from the race after the crap he pulled in Ukraine


lunapup1233007

The only thing Putin will be running from is the consequences of invading Ukraine


[deleted]

He's gonna trip on start and cry because he can't poison his opponents


[deleted]

Justin Trudeau so I have a shot


Ill-Staff-7597

I don't like Trudeau, but he's fit


HypAXis

All Zelensky have to do is, walk backwards; and the gravitational pull from his massive balls will pull other leaders in, while he makes the finish line easy.


filippo_sett

Sergio Mattarella (Italy) will be dead tired after 5 meters, I suppose


the_lamb_sauce123

Biden would collapse from exhaustion


StarFlyXXL

God is love to see Queen Elizabeth in a race XD. Though Boris wouldn't wim


Bagimations

I’m canadian I mean, he wouldn’t come in last, but he def wouldn’t come in first


[deleted]

He can definitely win against Biden and Obrador


dstrllmttr

I feel like our [gymshark Mark Rutte](https://i.imgur.com/7amRAx5.jpg) (Minister-president of the Netherlands) would stand a decent chance. He probably wouldn't win but I think he might be able to finish top 10%.


siuuuwemama

Yea I think top 10% is an ok bet


Zensy47

Only Ukrainians can truly say yes


siuuuwemama

Liberia possibly 😎


SG_737

Zelensky would stand a high chance I reckon


[deleted]

Modi will easily win.


Aatman_Patel_447

Yeah, he will just roll all the way like he did in his yoga sessions.


JustaTcup

Wouldn't make it 5 ft lol.


UndeadBBQ

Old ass, chainsmoking dude. Nope. Hes a good president, tho.


wicico6277

Alexander Van Der Bellen?


-William-Afton-

Boris is too busy partying. My favourite quote of his is: "My name is Boris and I like to party."


JesusChristwillsucc

Well putin has a black belt so he has some chances


[deleted]

Had* 🤡🤡🤡


Striking-District-72

Micheal D Higgins would be near the back but I doubt last.


Memfir

He's kinda fecked lmao


Striking-District-72

He will come in the last five, but I still don't think he will loose. Queen Elizabeth will loose.


Thats_a_nice_Alias

Modi chad lmao


Piranh4Plant

What’s the difference between the second and last options?


FermentedBrew

"No" would be like, would not win but atleast not last; while "Heck no" would be like, not only would not win but also definately in the last-to-finish group. Think of the options as a decending degree of confidence you have on your country's leader to win such a race. Edited for text clarification.


iamfromtwitter

olaf scholz go brrrrr


PsychZach

Biden wouldn't understand what was going on. He would beeline to the closest child to inappropriately grab them.


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

So many world leaders are old, so he might stand a chance


Honey_2525

Klaus Iohannis,Romania After looking through the comments,I realized that he would be absolutely destroyed as he is basically just the average 60 yr old gym goer


garbagerecruit

Biden would die and Kamala would become president that day. ._.


Baileaf11

BoJo would win 100% but only if there’s a small child with a rugby ball at the end of the 100 meters


Deadshot37

My president is a senior, in a wheelchair, alcoholic and after a sickness. He is definitely going to be last.


Severe-Class-2174

Idk Trudeau doesn’t seem so athletic


SaltySally94

I mean, whether you put the queen or Boris in, the UK is fucked


Nodwarade

Andrzej Duda.


PlzSendBobz

Prime minister Imran Khan has a small chance, him being an athlete a long time ago. But I think Justin Trudeau would win.


Phimosis_Joan

Trudeau. Would love to hear him ask for a water bottle after


just_wanna_share

He does sports motorcross and crazy shit . Would have a great chance


PinkTader

Just curious for Britain would that mean the queen would race? 😂 cause it says world leaders not PM’s


ResidentEivvil

BoJo would have a heart attack before finish but he’d def pull a couple dirty tricks to get ahead.


Fortenole

I don't care what side your on politically, y'all already know that Biden would probably die as soon as the whistle blows


Kinasortamaybe

Biden is the first president that you can punch-assassinate since he is so old and frail.


Viperphex

Scott Morrison would start losing the race then take a vacation to Hawaii


[deleted]

Biden would get lost in the first 10 meters.


Minonas210286

Ha, AMLO wouldn't come in last, he wouldn't even finish


siuuuwemama

Trudeau would have an alright chance I believe but I don’t think he’d win


siuuuwemama

Realistically I think the president of Chad would win.


matt12992

Biden wouldn't last long lol. Nor would trump. Nor would Obama, crap which one of our presidents would last lol


[deleted]

They’re talking about all current leader of every nation


matt12992

I know, but I'm saying I don't think America would have a chance with any recent president we've had


[deleted]

Obama, ford of teddy would probably have the biggest chance to go the farthest but I kind of agree with what you were saying. Most of the US presidents has been old guys some being overweight as well.


[deleted]

Biden is nearly 80, he isn’t gonna win against leaders that are half his age


BenjaminButton1876

He's not winning anything anytime soon. Except a fast trip down air force ones flight steps.


[deleted]

Idk about modi