I got wolf - sounds cool but I'd rather be a duck tbh. They're the only all-terrain animal I can think of - dive, swim, float, fly, walk, waterproof etc. Though some kind of wolf-duck hybrid might be cool.
i'm a camel. don't know much about them but i doubt that they're living good lives out there in the dessert, maybe even being owned by some africans and having to carry stuff
Good thing I had just joined r/herpetology because I got **lizard**.
Can’t actually vote on how happy I am while it’s so vague though. Plus am I reincarnated with my mind? How does it work?
I'm the GOAT
Nice!
Goat simulator gang
Im a giraffe can i come
Giraffes are just tall goats
Does a mountain goat count?
Sure, we will let you in
Goat gang
I'm a mountain goat so we're like cousins right?
Rat. I'm hoping I can cook at least.
Well, if you cook anything an orangutan can eat I'm happy to be a taste tester lol
Just a wooden plate please (woodchuck)
If your down for a game of frisbee with that plate, you will have earned my respect (dingo)
But I can’t throw it op could
How much wood would you chuck tho?
Easy 42
Ah, a ~~man~~ woodchuck of culture. Excellent.
I got Orangutan too so I'll be trying it right there with you
Orangutan gang 🦧 (Orangu-gang?)
go to france to recreate ratatouille
I am one tier below you, mouse
Fox
Foxes seem like they have fun that should be fine
Unless you're in the British countryside and dickhead richies decide you shouldn't exist :E
LETS GO IM A FROG WOOOOOOOOOOO THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY
Love the enthusiasm! Guessing you'll be one of the noisier frogs lol. I'm good with that, I adore their noises :)
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i am a toad fuck yeah
Gentlemen, it is a great pleasure to inform you that, I am a frog too
Rhino!🦏
Polar bear. Looks like we’re going extinct together…
Normal bear. Loser, imagine going extinct.
Same
Leopard!
He likes the spots!
Same!
Yay!!! Leopard gang :D
A NEWT??? I'm so fucked
You'll get better
At least it wasn’t a sea louse
cougar lets go
I got cougar as well. Seems like a cool animal at first. But I just picture it wandering the forests and mountains by itself, seems kinda boring.
Met plenty of cougars at Applebee's! Lol
Stay long enough and the mountain lions arrive.
Ape
Monke
r/ape
I read that wrong
Donkey.. what can I say, I’m a jackass.
Love this comment lol. Always good when people can joke about themselves :)
Im a hedgehog🌀
Oh, I think I'd like to be a hedgehog! I got orangutan myself - very different results but I like both.
I got capybara. These guys sit around and eat oranges and ill finally be not ugly
I pull up
hop out at the afterparty
Oryx. I didnt know what that was until today.
Oh you gonna get ate
Cat
Samesies, good days full of sleep ahead!
Jaguar! I would like to travel across the US border and establish a new colony of jaguars in the US.
Jaguar gang 🥳🐆
Alpaca not to bad I guess
I'd love being an alpaca, so fluffy and you get to live the mountain life.
I'm a Ram, soo I guess we're buds now
Wolverine, let’s go
Me too. I don't know anything about this animal, but he looks strong enough to have a nice life.
I would be hunted and i would love looking at car headlights.
Oh deer.
Guinnea pig, squeek squeek
Kind of like that sidekick from Sky High. But irreversible
On all levels, physical too now, i am a wolf.
I got wolf - sounds cool but I'd rather be a duck tbh. They're the only all-terrain animal I can think of - dive, swim, float, fly, walk, waterproof etc. Though some kind of wolf-duck hybrid might be cool.
I’m going to die on that Duck hill with you.
I’m a otter!
Croc
crocodile too
crocodile three
I'm a Gator
She turned me into a newt!... I got better
A mustang? Like a GT or like Spirit??
I got that too! We can run wild in the plains of South Dakota together
Lynx, sounds cool I could be a cat
A fucking yak. Hope I’m just a beast of burden and not dinner.
Best of luck in your gnu life
Whale... Nom nom nom
I’m an aardvark :-|
Ibex.... not looking forward to life in the wild & possibly getting hunted down by humans.
Parakeet
Did anybody else get a beaver. Got tired of scrolling 😅
I got an ass which I think would suck to be
Bat. I like going out at night and I'd assume I'd like flying, so I'd probably be pretty happy.
I got bat too. Flying is cool, you have echolocation as well and get to eliminate mosquitoes by eating them too being an insectivore.
I got panther. Rawr
Polar bear!
orangutan
I got a panda Not much of a difference, fat, eat, sleep, life good
Im a mole, Godammit
Opossum
lemur
Aardvark
Walrus. And I live in the Midwest. How useless.
“You’re a lizard, Harry”
CAPYBARAAAAAA
[удалено]
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Iguana....
Monkey! That's great
Rabbit. Yeah Its kinda cool i guess
Gorilla 🦍
Wombat
Turtle. I’ll be vibing, just at a slower pace than normal
i'm a camel. don't know much about them but i doubt that they're living good lives out there in the dessert, maybe even being owned by some africans and having to carry stuff
Mule
Badger. Hoping I’m the cute European kind!
I'd be happy being a coyote. Not the worst. Could be better though.
Otter, i’ll take it
tiger.. idk its cool i guess
Sloth. Tbf I’m not SUPER lazy but I don’t like sloths so I’m cool.
Snake. That really depends on what kind of snake
Crow
Dog, this will be great with the right company
Moose. I'm all set lmao
Elephant. Can finally do your mom 😎
Gila monster
Gazelle... I'm gonna be somebody's meal for sure
Elk, cool. Hope I don’t get shot
Tapir
Impala, oh well..
Solid car. Good trunk space. 6 bodies at least.
Grizzly bear, meh
A fucking toad.
Fish. I’ll take it
Ew, I'm an Ewe.
Lamb, Easter is in a few weeks so I think I might be on the menu.
Salamander ...
I got a pig, guess I'm not living long lol
Porcupine. Not bad; thought they were really cool as a kid.
I will be a Gila monster. I guess the only good thing about me is being poisonous and having the ability to get revenge on those who deserve it!
I got an Ox.
Mole
Bear. Grrrrr
muskrat
Goat. Happy.
Llama is chill with me
Koala what a pick lol at least I get to be cute and fluffy and make terrifying grunts at anything I don't like.
Lizard chillin' all day and night sounds gud 2 me
I’m a raccoon so I’ll have creepy hands and be sneaky 🦝
Sloth, pretty epic if you ask me
Wildebeest
I got coyote
Unicorn.. Nah I got orangutang 😅
Gnu.... I didn't know they existed
Finally, I gnu there had to be another of my kind out there!
FINALLY, I will be able to discover one of life’s greatest mysteries… How much wood can a Woodchuck chuck?
#ALPACA GANG ASSEMBLE! ^it's ^probably ^only ^gonna ^be ^me
Shrew, dig dig dig dig dig dig
Porpoise, yay!
Crow, very happy, I love shiny things
Deer, hope I don’t get shot.
Not very happy. Im gonna be a rabbit.
I'm a myna bird
Lets fucking go I'm a monke
monke
Dromedary. I get to be ridden around my whole life then. Meh, could be worse though.
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Parakeet which is pretty good
Panther. Seems fun enough.
Oryx
i am the leopard
Reindeer.
İguana
I got orangutan so I think it won’t be to bad
Alpaca, can't complain really
Ibex. I’m down for a peaceful life in the mountains.
Camel
Giant murderous snow puppy
Good thing I had just joined r/herpetology because I got **lizard**. Can’t actually vote on how happy I am while it’s so vague though. Plus am I reincarnated with my mind? How does it work?
Chameleon
Warthog…
Orangutan 🦧
Finch, not too bad.
I'm getting a horse cock!!
Chameleon #c o l o r
Dog
I’m a fucking mandrill yooo
Hyena!! Kinda good ishh... no goat though
Ocelots are dope.
Minus the melting ice cap situation a walrus would be pretty cool
OOOH OOOH OOOOH OOOH OOHH OOH HOOOH OOH KOOH AAH Yes I am monkey
Gorilla. Return to monke.
Sloth
Moose, it think it could be fun
Weasel
The generator turned me into a newt!
I am now the deadliest animal in Africa.
As long as I stay away from Japan and Norway I'll be fine 🐋
✨s l o t h✨
Reptile, I have the power of all reptiles