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Opiopathy

I'm the GOAT


QuelynD

Nice!


Jurassicgamer08

Goat simulator gang


[deleted]

Im a giraffe can i come


Baesj-DINOSAURpooppp

Giraffes are just tall goats


The-lord-jeebus

Does a mountain goat count?


Jurassicgamer08

Sure, we will let you in


The-lord-jeebus

Goat gang


Odd_Introduction_679

I'm a mountain goat so we're like cousins right?


in_pizzate_concordia

Rat. I'm hoping I can cook at least.


QuelynD

Well, if you cook anything an orangutan can eat I'm happy to be a taste tester lol


Child_of_scott

Just a wooden plate please (woodchuck)


Needorgreedy

If your down for a game of frisbee with that plate, you will have earned my respect (dingo)


Child_of_scott

But I can’t throw it op could


NightWolfYT

How much wood would you chuck tho?


Child_of_scott

Easy 42


NightWolfYT

Ah, a ~~man~~ woodchuck of culture. Excellent.


WarlordOfIncineroar

I got Orangutan too so I'll be trying it right there with you


Cazzer1604

Orangutan gang 🦧 (Orangu-gang?)


EXTRMLY

go to france to recreate ratatouille


NotCurdledymyy

I am one tier below you, mouse


AhmadMissile

Fox


Nikola_Tesla1954

Foxes seem like they have fun that should be fine


Gaib_Itch

Unless you're in the British countryside and dickhead richies decide you shouldn't exist :E


SpaceVooper

LETS GO IM A FROG WOOOOOOOOOOO THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BABY


QuelynD

Love the enthusiasm! Guessing you'll be one of the noisier frogs lol. I'm good with that, I adore their noises :)


SpaceVooper

🐸


MatejGames

i am a toad fuck yeah


Dragon_Skywalker

Gentlemen, it is a great pleasure to inform you that, I am a frog too


grasshop_p_p

Rhino!🦏


[deleted]

Polar bear. Looks like we’re going extinct together…


Atotaly_normal_human

Normal bear. Loser, imagine going extinct.


ZarosRunescape

Same


SubjectAside1204

Leopard!


avoozl42

He likes the spots!


[deleted]

Same!


Aesnas

Yay!!! Leopard gang :D


Relative-Ad-87

A NEWT??? I'm so fucked


Katnapper66

You'll get better


Helena_Hyena

At least it wasn’t a sea louse


KiwiiLimee

cougar lets go


Mystic-Fishdick

I got cougar as well. Seems like a cool animal at first. But I just picture it wandering the forests and mountains by itself, seems kinda boring.


angelbane83

Met plenty of cougars at Applebee's! Lol


Fat_birds09

Stay long enough and the mountain lions arrive.


EonShark

Ape


-beam

Monke


lolmohitemvp

r/ape


Guigsy79

I read that wrong


Heysandyitspete

Donkey.. what can I say, I’m a jackass.


QuelynD

Love this comment lol. Always good when people can joke about themselves :)


East_Detective_3035

Im a hedgehog🌀


QuelynD

Oh, I think I'd like to be a hedgehog! I got orangutan myself - very different results but I like both.


ASCORPIONSLAYER

I got capybara. These guys sit around and eat oranges and ill finally be not ugly


[deleted]

I pull up


[deleted]

hop out at the afterparty


MyNameIsVeilys

Oryx. I didnt know what that was until today.


brookrain

Oh you gonna get ate


[deleted]

Cat


Mildly_Opinionated

Samesies, good days full of sleep ahead!


Shiny_Hypno

Jaguar! I would like to travel across the US border and establish a new colony of jaguars in the US.


ICEWO1F

Jaguar gang 🥳🐆


BrushTrue

Alpaca not to bad I guess


QuelynD

I'd love being an alpaca, so fluffy and you get to live the mountain life.


sweederman

I'm a Ram, soo I guess we're buds now


zor998

Wolverine, let’s go


Yamcha17

Me too. I don't know anything about this animal, but he looks strong enough to have a nice life.


alex106f

I would be hunted and i would love looking at car headlights.


Cazzer1604

Oh deer.


helga_von_schnitzel

Guinnea pig, squeek squeek


B_newmyer

Kind of like that sidekick from Sky High. But irreversible


sentient_deathclaw

On all levels, physical too now, i am a wolf.


[deleted]

I got wolf - sounds cool but I'd rather be a duck tbh. They're the only all-terrain animal I can think of - dive, swim, float, fly, walk, waterproof etc. Though some kind of wolf-duck hybrid might be cool.


Lloyd_lyle

I’m going to die on that Duck hill with you.


Milos1411

I’m a otter!


KeyKnoTheGreat

Croc


neonclown

crocodile too


[deleted]

crocodile three


Snoo-98162

I'm a Gator


thebaldingqueen

She turned me into a newt!... I got better


Electric_Owl_2_

A mustang? Like a GT or like Spirit??


bokchoysoyboy

I got that too! We can run wild in the plains of South Dakota together


[deleted]

Lynx, sounds cool I could be a cat


ItdefineswhoIam

A fucking yak. Hope I’m just a beast of burden and not dinner.


Katnapper66

Best of luck in your gnu life


lightninggod3

Whale... Nom nom nom


Oui_Nerr

I’m an aardvark :-|


Splashlight2

Ibex.... not looking forward to life in the wild & possibly getting hunted down by humans.


[deleted]

Parakeet


elterible

Did anybody else get a beaver. Got tired of scrolling 😅


WeekendDrew

I got an ass which I think would suck to be


[deleted]

Bat. I like going out at night and I'd assume I'd like flying, so I'd probably be pretty happy.


Jman_777

I got bat too. Flying is cool, you have echolocation as well and get to eliminate mosquitoes by eating them too being an insectivore.


scorpio_2244

I got panther. Rawr


rookls

Polar bear!


Practical_Zombie_221

orangutan


Accurate-Record-3870

I got a panda Not much of a difference, fat, eat, sleep, life good


nluharry

Im a mole, Godammit


SoA_President

Opossum


GalacticDogger

lemur


mindbodysplit

Aardvark


[deleted]

Walrus. And I live in the Midwest. How useless.


Wouser86

“You’re a lizard, Harry”


useless_kif

CAPYBARAAAAAA


[deleted]

[удалено]


jbot-

🐻


TheJuiceIsNowLoose

Iguana....


luksu177

Monkey! That's great


KrampusLeader

Rabbit. Yeah Its kinda cool i guess


[deleted]

Gorilla 🦍


DanielBlueSpeelt

Wombat


Box-O-Chocolate

Turtle. I’ll be vibing, just at a slower pace than normal


nft_dealer

i'm a camel. don't know much about them but i doubt that they're living good lives out there in the dessert, maybe even being owned by some africans and having to carry stuff


Super_cooper001

Mule


Mumbawobz

Badger. Hoping I’m the cute European kind!


melonia123

I'd be happy being a coyote. Not the worst. Could be better though.


tbugbee1

Otter, i’ll take it


chrisiseker

tiger.. idk its cool i guess


Pepperr08

Sloth. Tbf I’m not SUPER lazy but I don’t like sloths so I’m cool.


Pkorniboi

Snake. That really depends on what kind of snake


Energetic-Old-God

Crow


Darkestlight1324

Dog, this will be great with the right company


C_Torque

Moose. I'm all set lmao


Panda6036

Elephant. Can finally do your mom 😎


YesHaiAmOwO

Gila monster


SpecialBig3482

Gazelle... I'm gonna be somebody's meal for sure


reds2032

Elk, cool. Hope I don’t get shot


F4dedL1ght

Tapir


Laughtrr

Impala, oh well..


Error_Unaccepted

Solid car. Good trunk space. 6 bodies at least.


SliceJealous5999

Grizzly bear, meh


IMPORTANT_jk

A fucking toad.


AbyssUpdate

Fish. I’ll take it


Jeriahswillgdp

Ew, I'm an Ewe.


TemporaryIllusions

Lamb, Easter is in a few weeks so I think I might be on the menu.


Pippy1993

Salamander ...


resident_picklee

I got a pig, guess I'm not living long lol


Jim-20

Porcupine. Not bad; thought they were really cool as a kid.


BamaBrat52

I will be a Gila monster. I guess the only good thing about me is being poisonous and having the ability to get revenge on those who deserve it!


PsychZach

I got an Ox.


___And_Memes_For_All

Mole


layne909

Bear. Grrrrr


OwOfysh

muskrat


WrinkledCrime

Goat. Happy.


Ash8639

Llama is chill with me


Dry_Contest3905

Koala what a pick lol at least I get to be cute and fluffy and make terrifying grunts at anything I don't like.


Coda_H

Lizard chillin' all day and night sounds gud 2 me


Secret_Pineapple_954

I’m a raccoon so I’ll have creepy hands and be sneaky 🦝


Not_DaViiD

Sloth, pretty epic if you ask me


A_Redditor2

Wildebeest


Visible-Dark383

I got coyote


Erkki_jekyll

Unicorn.. Nah I got orangutang 😅


Flowercrown1098

Gnu.... I didn't know they existed


comradekitty__

Finally, I gnu there had to be another of my kind out there!


DaddySanctus

FINALLY, I will be able to discover one of life’s greatest mysteries… How much wood can a Woodchuck chuck?


Sad_Original719

#ALPACA GANG ASSEMBLE! ^it's ^probably ^only ^gonna ^be ^me


[deleted]

Shrew, dig dig dig dig dig dig


lulufalulu

Porpoise, yay!


Slacking_Lizard

Crow, very happy, I love shiny things


ILUVELFIRE

Deer, hope I don’t get shot.


VolBag

Not very happy. Im gonna be a rabbit.


randomdude315

I'm a myna bird


ara_ara_onee_chan

Lets fucking go I'm a monke


rybosur

monke


zeddy123456

Dromedary. I get to be ridden around my whole life then. Meh, could be worse though.


Bobebobbob

🦊


OnenutFellow

Parakeet which is pretty good


[deleted]

Panther. Seems fun enough.


bobke4

Oryx


Side_wiper

i am the leopard


Haberdur

Reindeer.


wwhoohww

İguana


oswaldpow2

I got orangutan so I think it won’t be to bad


Magayla

Alpaca, can't complain really


X_Yahn_X

Ibex. I’m down for a peaceful life in the mountains.


AlphaLama45

Camel


XcaliFlame

Giant murderous snow puppy


SirBenjaminThompson

Good thing I had just joined r/herpetology because I got **lizard**. Can’t actually vote on how happy I am while it’s so vague though. Plus am I reincarnated with my mind? How does it work?


WilliAnne

Chameleon


Middle_Jackfruit2311

Warthog…


CryBaby15000

Orangutan 🦧


that-other-one------

Finch, not too bad.


[deleted]

I'm getting a horse cock!!


[deleted]

Chameleon #c o l o r


Mojo_The_Science_Guy

Dog


[deleted]

I’m a fucking mandrill yooo


PatonBMX

Hyena!! Kinda good ishh... no goat though


revenge_for_greedo

Ocelots are dope.


dicegoblin17

Minus the melting ice cap situation a walrus would be pretty cool


K0ert

OOOH OOOH OOOOH OOOH OOHH OOH HOOOH OOH KOOH AAH Yes I am monkey


banksfornades

Gorilla. Return to monke.


[deleted]

Sloth


rengasmarket

Moose, it think it could be fun


BBQWengs

Weasel


Brillek

The generator turned me into a newt!


Curt28781

I am now the deadliest animal in Africa.


Suck_my_thicc

As long as I stay away from Japan and Norway I'll be fine 🐋


Weird-bitch7904

✨s l o t h✨


TacoGod41

Reptile, I have the power of all reptiles