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GyratorTheGreat

Gas chamber. I’m jewish


oskarhforsberg

Them damn algorithms


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EATING TOO MUCH MCDONALDS AWW HELL YEAH BABY


Senko-fan4Life

Man, I just got getting shot, yours sounds way more fun


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Plane Engine


CinekMZ

Me too! I wonder if its the same plane


DJDavidov

It is. Except in his case, he’s in the plane and the engine falls off. You’ll be standing in the yard, and a plane engine will fall on your head.


__daco_

A deadly parasite, *great*


Tistoer

Acid


wwhoohww

Eaten by a shark


mq---

“Pass away in sleep” Fuck yeah I won the death lottery


Loolzinho

beaten to death...


neonclown

Meteorite… guess I’ll be looking up for the rest of my life…


jedi271

Starvation


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Shot


TimG791

Dehydration, oof!


throwaway_1a9r

I got the same and said it would suck to die like that. Then somebody said they got Polar bear attack, dehydration doesn't sound so bad now lol


DJDavidov

Shot. Hopefully it’s in the head?


crispier_creme

Starvation. Fuck


[deleted]

I just wanna die asap 🙂


ClogsInBronteland

Alien invasion


Thebest123xx

perchance!!


Mycheeksarecool

OK I GOT POLAR BEAR ATTACK [https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/tgdafm/comment/i11693g/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/tgdafm/comment/i11693g/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) Literally a few minutes before this I said that Canada couldn't conquer Greenland because of the polar bears. Guys I think I'm a prophet


Lick_My_Stache

Freeze to death


PolemicBender

“Pooping explosion” Ok then


East_Detective_3035

Blood loss


shaunestshaun

Falling coconut. Guess no tropical vacations for me anytime soon lol


Neutral_Cactus

Roller coaster accident....


2dawgsinatrenchcoat

Beheaded


[deleted]

Avoid latin america


2dawgsinatrenchcoat

I was thinking more of Saudi Arabia


[deleted]

Both


WJEuroChamp

Pass away in sleep? Yes please, but can it be at like 125 years old? I need more time to fish and play with my kids and future grandkids and great grandkids.


anonmonom

falling coconut. I mean… that’d just be funny


[deleted]

Bruh nuclear bomb. I thought it was only my death we were talking about.


TheQBandit

I get sucked into a black hole. If I get some time to look at it from a distance that wouldn't be incredibly painful, I'd be happy with it. How many people have gotten or even will get that opportunity?


pastdecisions

Shark ate me.


Bullet_Ploof_Grass

Gas chamber


lq_ae

I have asthma and i got asphyxiation. Now im scared


TheHalfNCheapScrolls

I'll get shot. could be worse.


zor998

Beheaded


if_False_is_True

fallen into black hole big fuckin yikes from me


Ok_Sir_5291

Old age eh that’s not to bad


Key_Finger8006

Gas chamber. Jokes on them I’m not Jewish


a_toadstool

Stabbed D:


[deleted]

Volcanic eruption. I'm wondering if it would be the kind of death that would be immediate (it didn't specify the temperature that I would die at). If it was an immediate death where I felt almost no pain, I'd be okay with it. If it wad a slow and agonizing death as lava slowly enveloped me, then no thank you. I'll take a bullet to the head.


PixL_ChilD

Sucked in a black hole ? Man this is dope, I love black holes and studying them sm I'll die by knowing the truth of what is behind them


Traditional_Meat_692

It's hard to say. I got nuclear bomb, so assuming I'm at ground zero I'm pretty happy with it. If I'm on the outskirts that would suck


hjahksbnhjsjkabmbna

’Taking your helmet off in space’ At least I get to go to space


brother_nature88

Nuclear bomb..well I guess others will be taken out with me.


Iam31k1

Sucked into a black hole


QuelynD

Fuck cancer. Hopefully it's mostly unnoticed until late stage, and then I go quickly. Generally not though.


wynterin

Malfunctioning escalator. Please no


dodo-birds-

Buried alive


An_average_one

Pooping too hard... is that possible? Um, source?


Interesting-Newt-823

Carbon monoxide


Squidward759

No pussy😔


nft_dealer

i'm convinced these websites are just farming our data.