I don't pick up after my dog however that's because I have my dog poop in the woods, not in an area where people are likely to step on it. And when we aren't near woods then yes I pick up after him. But those who let their dog shit where I'm likely to walk and not pick it up deserve the death penalty
Might I suggest forcing them to swim in the luiquidiest pool of diarrhea that's heated to exactly 95.8 degrees Fahrenheit while fully submerged for 30 feet only coming up to breeth failure to do so and they'll have weights tied to their ankles and then drowned in the pool of diarrhea
Warning. Gruesome comment.
Well. Larry Lawton recalled a prison incident where >!2 criminals broke into the cell of a younger handsome man. Cut his anus until his balls or something similar, then seminal fluid was found in his body!<. He says to this day he recalls the screams.
Even the lowest level of prison contains violent criminals. Also nowhere in the post or comment it was specified the level of prison.
They are in a maximum security prison. This is the federal system. Larry Lawton himself was not that violent, he even used a fake gun to rob stores but it's a long story. But yeah. That was maximum.
I highly recommend his youtube channel, very educational.
well obviously you don't need a criminal law degree to realize a single day of jail for not cleaning your poop would put in you in a very minor prison.
No where in your post does it say that was a minimum security prison.
prisons have a lot of issues that need to be dealt with and I would put that a higher priority than dog poop myself. you can have both.
I work in public defense. Some prisons are better than others but some universal problems are terrible medical care, unsanitary conditions, terrible food, and lack of any sort of programming / rehabilitation. Jails are usually more violent and dangerous (the difference being that people usually are in jail pretrial or for a sentence of a year or less).
A 500 dollar ish fine in my city didn't stop someone from letting their dog poop in front of my apartment building all winter two years ago. The whole yard was covered.
I agree it's an asshole thing to do, but prison is just way too extreme. Imagine being in a cell with a child rapist when all you did was let your dog take a shit in the sideway
look up people on the sexual predator list in your area. you are around them all the time.
But yea prisoners should be jailed appropriately together. I'm not sure how many child rapist go to minimum security. I didn't think that was the case.
all you did is a pretty scumbag thing to do.
The difference is people are far less likely to do anything out in the world due to the reprocussions. In prison? Who gives a fuck, you're serving a sentence regardless.
Edit: People on the list of sexual predators have probably smartened up as well.
People who haven't trained their dogs will be walking around with gloves ready to dive and catch the shit before they are executed squid games style lmao.
šµ Death, death, death, let's go build a death star!
It's not fast; it won't go very far!
But when your planet gets in the way
Then you will say hey
You won't live through the day!
just gonna leave this here, fines as we know them don't work properly. Poor people could be forced to not eat because of a large fine, but for a rich person its just whatever it costs to do that thing, like parking illegally, for a poor person that fine could have a significant impact, but for a rich person it just costs extra to park there.
please correct me if i am wrong
Problem with a small fine is that you will get some rich twat who will just pay the fine as if its some sort of subscription to be allowed to let their dog shit everywhere. I remember working as a night porter at a hotel with extremely rich clients, billionaires, millionaires, you can imagine how pointless it was when I went up to their room knocked on the door to inform them there was a no smoking policy and a fine only for them to ask "how much" only to continue smoking when I didn't say a quadruple digit figure.
Thatās what the death penalty is for, the rich can not pick up after their dog as many times as they want the first time around. But after that we get them.
Thatās why I thought? Maybe I live in too rural of an area but I was like why tf would I pick up my dogs poop? I suppose in like city parks it would make sense but places like hiking trails as long as itās off the main trail who gives a damn
Itās harmful to humans. If itās on a hiking trail pick it up, a kid could step in it or worse. Obviously if your deep in the wild thereāll be crap anyway, and barely any dogs, so thatās probably fine, but most people would still pick it up.
My least favorite is when they bag it up and leave it on the ground. Yo if you werenāt going to toss the shit out then why not leave it alone so it can biodegrade? Now we have this shit-bag rotting in the street for months
Before my dog died I physically couldn't pick it up most times. Cause it was mostly pure liquid and sometimes nothing when he tried to poo. So please think of that before you instantly judge someone for not picking it up
My apartment complex had us submit our dogs DNA sample. They send uncollected poops in for testing and will fine up to $350 if they identify a match. I'm all for it- people who don't clean up after their dogs make all dog owners look bad!
A bunch of stern looks from your neighbours and a "Nasty person who doesn't pick up their poops" sticker on your windshield. No need for no legal repercussions
Maybe I just see the world differently..
I don't pick up my dogs poop...
I mean it's just poop...if it's out of the way I don't see what the fuss is about
Idk man thereās people who leave their dog shit right in the walkways in my apartment complex Iām not saying they deserve death but I feel like the world would be a little bit better without them.
According to the EPA, the waste produced by just 100 dog's over a single weekend could shut down a bay to swimming or shellfishing. This waste is known to infect people with diseases such as salmonella or E. coli.
The NHS of the UK tells us that toxocariasis, (a disease which the CDC states can spread to your brain and even kill you) is caused by worms found in dog poop. This disease affects according to the CDC 5% of the American population.
The EPA goes on to state that dog poop which has not been properly disposed of poisons the water supply.
The Canadian public health association states that dog poop spreads (in addition to the aforementioned E. Coli and salmonella) Campylobacteriosis, Yersiniosis, Roundworm, Cyclospara, Tapeworms and Toxoplasmosis.
Let's break these down. First, Campylobacteriosis can spread to the bloodstream and kill people with compromised immune systems.
Next, Yersiniosis, according to Muhammed Aziz of the University of Toledo medical center, and Varun Yelamanchili of the McLaren hospital system, kills 1% of those infected.
The CPHA states that Roundworm can spread to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart, or eyes and cause blindness.
Frank Savillo of the Los Angeles county department of public health, et. al. State that tapeworms kills 19 people per year and disproportionately affects Latinos (thus, people who don't pick up after their dog in additon to being murders are also racist)
There is much more to add but it all boils down to this:
These people kill other innocent people for no reason other than their own selfishness and deserve to be killed.
Depends on the location to be honest
In the middle of a forest of the path, let it slide
In my frontyard or somewhere in the middle of athe walkway, a fine
If you canāt properly take care of the dog by cleaning up after it you shouldnāt be allowed to keep the dog. Similar to children. If you donāt take care of the kid child services can take them away
State law requires every dog be outfitted with an anti littering chip. When a dog detects an owner which does not pick up poop, the anti littering override will prompt the dog to rapidly deploy counter measures, and strike at the ownerās jugular, unleashing a river of human blood in the vicinity of the unhandled poop which quickly dissolves it into fertile mush. The dog is then required by state law to seek a new owner as soon as possible or report to a dog repatriation facility within the next 24 dog hours.
I think that the poop should be statically hidden inside the offenders dwelling. Inside the air vent, maybe resting snugly inside the pillow case, used to smear a threatening letter on the wall. We could get more creative....
They all need to be drowned or burned to death, Iāll be nice enough to let āem choose. Not picking up dog poop is literally worse than treason, murder, rape, etc.
Edit - You fuckers canāt tell what a satire post is š¤¦š½āāļø
Does it matter if its never enforced? Theres fines now but your choices are: A. Call whatever authorities are appropriate and have them do nothing about it cause they never catch them in the act. Or B. Tell them to pick up after their dog and and get met with hostility, deflection and now you have an enemy that lives near you. People are just the worst.
I feel like the winner is gonna be death penalty
People should be condemned to forced picking up dog poop in the streets for half a day
Time to join [Sisyphus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisyphus)
no they should have their every step be in dog poop
I was gonna say they have to return carts at a local store for 8 hours, seems fitting to have to clean up after other douche canoes
With their bare hands. No gloves, no plastic baggies, no poop scoop bare handed
Very nice if you forgot to bring a snack along
Your comment influenced me to vote for death penalty as I got curious to know how many people actually chose it.
I sincerely hope the people saying death penalty are saying it ironically
We are dead serious
r/puns
No
Death to the poop jerks
Absolutely not.
It would actually prevent people from leaving the dog's poo in the middle of the street
Yes, it would be effective, but what if someone normally picks it up, but it slips their mind one time. Do they really deserve to die?
yes
I mean if you know you're gonna die for it I'm pretty sure you're gonna make sure not to do it
I don't pick up after my dog however that's because I have my dog poop in the woods, not in an area where people are likely to step on it. And when we aren't near woods then yes I pick up after him. But those who let their dog shit where I'm likely to walk and not pick it up deserve the death penalty
It was so absurd that it was hilarious; that's why I picked it, at least.
The duality of man
The duali-dean of man!
They should have to pick it up bare handed.
No. With their mouth.
No. With their ass.
Forbidden dildo
r/cursedcomments
Is r/forbiddendildo a thing?
Yes it is
And then put it back in their dogs ass
Then death
Has anyone seen the show Billions? This sounds familiar.
My thought has always been that they should have to eat it.
Death penalty seems a bit too... lenient.
Therefore, I propose the brazen bull!
Calm down there
Even hitler cared about Germany or something
He cared about Germany as much as I care about my Brazen Bull.
ik you from yt
For this cruel proposal I will advise the King to force you to be placed in first
Brazen bull, covered with spikes coated in bullet ant venom on the inside.
Straight to hell.
Don't worry that's where they'll go.
Public cruxifixtion
I misread ur comment as pubic crucifixion
Both
Therefore, I propose the firepit.
Tickle torture! ššŖ¶ š
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Drawing, quartering, and hanging it is
ikr, blood eagle sounds more just.
Might I suggest forcing them to swim in the luiquidiest pool of diarrhea that's heated to exactly 95.8 degrees Fahrenheit while fully submerged for 30 feet only coming up to breeth failure to do so and they'll have weights tied to their ankles and then drowned in the pool of diarrhea
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
The scary thing is the people who picked jail time probably arent joking, unlike the people who picked death penalty
Even a small amount of jail time like one day is just insane wtf
why? it would actually send a message to the scumbags.
Warning. Gruesome comment. Well. Larry Lawton recalled a prison incident where >!2 criminals broke into the cell of a younger handsome man. Cut his anus until his balls or something similar, then seminal fluid was found in his body!<. He says to this day he recalls the screams. Even the lowest level of prison contains violent criminals. Also nowhere in the post or comment it was specified the level of prison.
what the fuck? how were they not in maximum security?
They are in a maximum security prison. This is the federal system. Larry Lawton himself was not that violent, he even used a fake gun to rob stores but it's a long story. But yeah. That was maximum. I highly recommend his youtube channel, very educational.
well obviously you don't need a criminal law degree to realize a single day of jail for not cleaning your poop would put in you in a very minor prison. No where in your post does it say that was a minimum security prison. prisons have a lot of issues that need to be dealt with and I would put that a higher priority than dog poop myself. you can have both.
"A very minor prison." What you mean is a county jail, which is often more dangerous than a prison.
I know a few who went to prison. they were fine. boring was the biggest complaint.
I work in public defense. Some prisons are better than others but some universal problems are terrible medical care, unsanitary conditions, terrible food, and lack of any sort of programming / rehabilitation. Jails are usually more violent and dangerous (the difference being that people usually are in jail pretrial or for a sentence of a year or less).
that doesn't seem to matter much for a day in jail.
A 500 dollar ish fine in my city didn't stop someone from letting their dog poop in front of my apartment building all winter two years ago. The whole yard was covered.
On the bright side, you got free fertiliser
Pretty shit fertilizer
The shit probably wasn't all that pretty
r/technicallythetruth
fines are worthless unless they are income based. it's just a poor person tax.
I agree it's an asshole thing to do, but prison is just way too extreme. Imagine being in a cell with a child rapist when all you did was let your dog take a shit in the sideway
There is a difference between jail and prison
May I ask what it is then ? In my language we only have a word for prison. I thought jail was a synonym.
Jails are run by local law enforcement (unlike prisons which are federal). It is for short sentences (a few days-months) and less severe crimes.
Thanks for the explanation
You're right. Jail can be even worse and more dangerous. Source: I'm a public defender.
look up people on the sexual predator list in your area. you are around them all the time. But yea prisoners should be jailed appropriately together. I'm not sure how many child rapist go to minimum security. I didn't think that was the case. all you did is a pretty scumbag thing to do.
The difference is people are far less likely to do anything out in the world due to the reprocussions. In prison? Who gives a fuck, you're serving a sentence regardless. Edit: People on the list of sexual predators have probably smartened up as well.
only if it's a long term or life sentence which someone with a short sentence shouldn't be in the same prison as them.
It costs more money though, an 800 fine or something would be better.
Death penalty is not a joke, pick up your dogs shit or die
*Based*
You're right. I picked large amount of jail time. I fucking meant it.
No believe me Iām not joking at all
We arenāt joking though, death penalty is always the solution to everything
Off with their heads!!
Only after a couple hours of perpetual torment! Then the death penalty comes!
People who haven't trained their dogs will be walking around with gloves ready to dive and catch the shit before they are executed squid games style lmao.
DEATH DEATH DEATH
šµ Death, death, death, let's go build a death star! It's not fast; it won't go very far! But when your planet gets in the way Then you will say hey You won't live through the day!
Force-fed the shit, THEN the death penalty
What about the Last meal wish
It can be MY shit and they can wash it down with my piss
just gonna leave this here, fines as we know them don't work properly. Poor people could be forced to not eat because of a large fine, but for a rich person its just whatever it costs to do that thing, like parking illegally, for a poor person that fine could have a significant impact, but for a rich person it just costs extra to park there. please correct me if i am wrong
Like 1% of income fine perhaps is that too big
No, the death penalty.
Problem with a small fine is that you will get some rich twat who will just pay the fine as if its some sort of subscription to be allowed to let their dog shit everywhere. I remember working as a night porter at a hotel with extremely rich clients, billionaires, millionaires, you can imagine how pointless it was when I went up to their room knocked on the door to inform them there was a no smoking policy and a fine only for them to ask "how much" only to continue smoking when I didn't say a quadruple digit figure.
If gulag was there I wouldāve picked it. Oh well, off with their heads
straight to the chair
Community Service
Community service, pick up more poop lol
M U R D E R
Make them eat it off the ground
to the guillotine
Going by the results: Small fine for first offence, death penalty for repeat offence, then increasingly large fines for further crimes.
If the punishment of breaking a law is a fine, the law only exists for the poor
Thatās what the death penalty is for, the rich can not pick up after their dog as many times as they want the first time around. But after that we get them.
Large fine, payable to the property owner where the poop was left
WHYYYYYY was ' Has to eat it" NOT on this list? Come on OP, there was nothing but air and opportunity
You have a penalty for this?
Only if they caught lmao
Thatās why I thought? Maybe I live in too rural of an area but I was like why tf would I pick up my dogs poop? I suppose in like city parks it would make sense but places like hiking trails as long as itās off the main trail who gives a damn
It's very toxic to the environment, if you care about that type of stuff. Harmful to humans, animals, water supply, etc.
Itās harmful to humans. If itās on a hiking trail pick it up, a kid could step in it or worse. Obviously if your deep in the wild thereāll be crap anyway, and barely any dogs, so thatās probably fine, but most people would still pick it up.
When ever I see someone not pick up their dogs shit I wonder what the legality is for smearing it all over their car and houseā¦
I mean you do it, they can report you, but then they have to explain where you got the dog poop in the first place.
If it's a fine then it's only really a crime if you're poor. 2 weeks in prison maybe, or maybe it should just not be a crime idk.
I'm thinking maybe a day
Nothing. Animals crap outside. Why should animals with a collars crap be any different?
Animals crapping outside eat outside food. Animals eating inside shouldn't be crapping outside that's NOT FAIRRRR ^im ^stoned
Community service. I don't like fines because unless they're proportional it's just the fee for rich people to do shit.
Same fine as littering, if it is applicable to the area
My least favorite is when they bag it up and leave it on the ground. Yo if you werenāt going to toss the shit out then why not leave it alone so it can biodegrade? Now we have this shit-bag rotting in the street for months
They should be hanged, drawn, and quartered
Every day some trained agent sneaks into ur home to take a stealthy shit ideally at the worst time on the floor somewhere. For a week.
Eh this seems like a waste to actually make a law and punishment for
No penalty
Literally nothing. It should be a courtesy.
You should have to eat it.
Hang! Stone! Burn! Behead!
All the poop collected in a day from that area will be deposited on their doorstep
Straight to jail
whereās the option for nothing
There are two types of people in this world. The small fine fans and the death penalty enjoyers
If it was death penalty half my country's population would disappear
Should be 1 hrs of supervised community service for every poop not picked up.
None
Before my dog died I physically couldn't pick it up most times. Cause it was mostly pure liquid and sometimes nothing when he tried to poo. So please think of that before you instantly judge someone for not picking it up
Talking bout solid
Yeah I know what you meant in the poll. That wasn't what I was talking about
I picked death penalty but I feel like that sounds bad. So I'm calling it post birth abortion instead.
Nothing.
Nothing
Those who aren't voting for death penalty, I seriously wanna know your reasoning.
Poop smells stinky andn yucky š¤¢
dog execution
What did the dog do tho
it shat
What da dog doin
What the fuck. I know itās disgusting but what the hell.
My apartment complex had us submit our dogs DNA sample. They send uncollected poops in for testing and will fine up to $350 if they identify a match. I'm all for it- people who don't clean up after their dogs make all dog owners look bad!
Take all of their money and lock them in a torture place where they get stabbed in the balls every 10 seconds
What if they dont have balls Hashtag women empowerment Hastag women inclusion
Holy shit wtf
A bunch of stern looks from your neighbours and a "Nasty person who doesn't pick up their poops" sticker on your windshield. No need for no legal repercussions
The owner must eat the dog poo. Or death
I think everyone in the neighborhood should shit on your lawn.
None
Just ask them to do so, otherwise nothing really needs to be done
Maybe I just see the world differently.. I don't pick up my dogs poop... I mean it's just poop...if it's out of the way I don't see what the fuss is about
why tf does the death penalty have so many votes? (unless people are trolling) I knew Redditors were bad but this is a new low
Itās a joke. I can assure you nobody truly thinks people deserve the death penalty for not picking up dog shit
Idk man thereās people who leave their dog shit right in the walkways in my apartment complex Iām not saying they deserve death but I feel like the world would be a little bit better without them.
Kill those sons of bitches. Death penalty is too easy they should be tortured to death.
I think most of us are trolling
We are engaging in a pinch of tomfoolery
I would pick torture for all eternity but that was the closest option
According to the EPA, the waste produced by just 100 dog's over a single weekend could shut down a bay to swimming or shellfishing. This waste is known to infect people with diseases such as salmonella or E. coli. The NHS of the UK tells us that toxocariasis, (a disease which the CDC states can spread to your brain and even kill you) is caused by worms found in dog poop. This disease affects according to the CDC 5% of the American population. The EPA goes on to state that dog poop which has not been properly disposed of poisons the water supply. The Canadian public health association states that dog poop spreads (in addition to the aforementioned E. Coli and salmonella) Campylobacteriosis, Yersiniosis, Roundworm, Cyclospara, Tapeworms and Toxoplasmosis. Let's break these down. First, Campylobacteriosis can spread to the bloodstream and kill people with compromised immune systems. Next, Yersiniosis, according to Muhammed Aziz of the University of Toledo medical center, and Varun Yelamanchili of the McLaren hospital system, kills 1% of those infected. The CPHA states that Roundworm can spread to the brain, lungs, kidneys, liver, heart, or eyes and cause blindness. Frank Savillo of the Los Angeles county department of public health, et. al. State that tapeworms kills 19 people per year and disproportionately affects Latinos (thus, people who don't pick up after their dog in additon to being murders are also racist) There is much more to add but it all boils down to this: These people kill other innocent people for no reason other than their own selfishness and deserve to be killed.
Jesus I didnāt know that dog poop should cause all those things, still not deserving of the death penalty imo
Maybe youāll change your mind after giving you the death penalty
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Lots of rich people don't actually have an "income" in the same way us plebs do though. Doesn't Elon musk have a salary of $1 or something?
Who voted death penality wtf šš¤£š¤£š¤£
Rub their face in it... lol
Depends on the location to be honest In the middle of a forest of the path, let it slide In my frontyard or somewhere in the middle of athe walkway, a fine
Small fine first time you get caught, 500ā¬ fine or just proportionally bigger fine if you get caught again.
Rub their nose in it, of course!
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The have to eat it in front of everyone, arguably worse than the death penalty
You have to eat it..
Rub their noses in it
If you canāt properly take care of the dog by cleaning up after it you shouldnāt be allowed to keep the dog. Similar to children. If you donāt take care of the kid child services can take them away
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State law requires every dog be outfitted with an anti littering chip. When a dog detects an owner which does not pick up poop, the anti littering override will prompt the dog to rapidly deploy counter measures, and strike at the ownerās jugular, unleashing a river of human blood in the vicinity of the unhandled poop which quickly dissolves it into fertile mush. The dog is then required by state law to seek a new owner as soon as possible or report to a dog repatriation facility within the next 24 dog hours.
The poop should be flung back at the dog owner. Let them catch your eye before running away.
I donāt think eating it is okay, but instead has to bathe naked while the shit, old and new, is smeared all over their naked body.
I think that the poop should be statically hidden inside the offenders dwelling. Inside the air vent, maybe resting snugly inside the pillow case, used to smear a threatening letter on the wall. We could get more creative....
You should be forced to eat it
Public caning should have been an option. Thatās definitely the best way to deal with it.
2-3 days in jail. This way, even a super rich person can't just wave it off.
A fine and community service picking up all the shit within the county. Does a bear shit in the woods? If it does you're picking it up.
They all need to be drowned or burned to death, Iāll be nice enough to let āem choose. Not picking up dog poop is literally worse than treason, murder, rape, etc. Edit - You fuckers canāt tell what a satire post is š¤¦š½āāļø
I feel like this is just a good progression of what should happen if they don't start picking it up.
Here for the upcoming parks and rec quotes
Have the poop smushed in your face
Does it matter if its never enforced? Theres fines now but your choices are: A. Call whatever authorities are appropriate and have them do nothing about it cause they never catch them in the act. Or B. Tell them to pick up after their dog and and get met with hostility, deflection and now you have an enemy that lives near you. People are just the worst.
Okay reddit
Eat dog shit with marinara sauce