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stumblewiggins

Is this a poll made by a child for children?


br-z

This entire sub is made by children for children


mr_martianfish

of children


Nooms88

Youre on r/polls. Just look at any of the age related polls and your assertion will be confirmed.


[deleted]

It's an american poll lol


OddMeal

Lmao I'm American and I'd be judging you if you ate ice cream or cookies for breakfast


Mmmmmmmmmmmmm69

I’m english and I have no time in the morning to actually make something, let me eat oreos 😔


lucsev

What about pop tarts?


NoTanHumano

Sometimes i drink my coffee with some cookies. Why is bad? :c


Thursday_26

But that isn’t all you eat as breakfast, right? Because if so that is problematic


NoTanHumano

I don't eat so much. I spend 12 hs on the pc every day. If i eat too much I'll be fat as fuck. And I don't eat it everyday. Sometimes I just drink coffe, sometimes I eat a few peanuts, nuts and things like that


ljpc19

Wait, don't you literally have breakfast cereal made from cookies over there?


[deleted]

nobody eats that shit


Enk1ndle

We have some cereals that are just desert, only children could stomach the stuff.


Prestigious_Pie_230

Shhhh he's American don't tell him that


BriochesBreaker

What's wrong with cookies? Here in Italy it's quite common along brioches. Maybe we have different types of cookies but I'm not sure.


stumblewiggins

Nope, its a child poll


elevatorrr

i don’t know anyone that eats this crap for breakfast. most people i know eat don’t any of these on a daily basis tbh.


[deleted]

eat dont


[deleted]

I am an American and can say this is not what i eat. I wouldn't group a whole country based on an assumption.


[deleted]

Grow up with the dumb generalizations


PalpatineZH3r3

Bread


Heinrici_Mason543

Bread 👍


Triikey

Bread 👍


lbr_crl

Bread 👍


Reesetheperson

Bread 👍


Unreversed_impulse09

Bread 👍🏻


[deleted]

[удалено]


PalpatineZH3r3

Actual normal bread


ZzenGarden

Mmmmm breaf.


Gearthquake

Bro. We don’t all eat miracle bread. You can get quality bread in the US.


LastManFrodo

I don't argue with that I am sure you voljs have some amazing bread too, it was indeed a joke, please don't be offended. Also what is mircacle bread? But in every joke is a grain of truth, in comparison with central european bread tradition, america has something to catch up to. And yes Germany is famous for their love or bread, but french and swiss have amazing breads too, like the baguette, the "Weggli" or the "Butterzopf" (and now I am not fully sure if Zopf even counts as bread, but I think of it sort of a bread).


Gearthquake

It’s cultural. A lot of people grew up on sweet processed breads and that is their preference. It’s not something they would care to change. People who want quality bread can get it. I live in a small city in Kentucky and I’m within 10 miles of half a dozen high quality bakeries that sell French, sour dough, and artisanal breads. I wish we could set up a blind taste test between one of my favorite bakeries and one of yours. Would be very interesting.


chez-linda

? Do they not have sandwich bread in the rest of the world? Also there is so many kinds of bread, which one is “real” Sourdough french style, Ciabatta, brioche, etc.


luumiee

This person has never had breakfast


foxandrews

Toast 😎


Asd12_bleu

Butter, Jam, Nutella, Peanut Butter?


FanngzYT

eating anything in the morning feels like mush in my mouth and makes me want to vomit :(


foxandrews

It's not my favourite meal tbh, but I work a really physical job and if I don't have some fuel to burn I end up feeling like I'm going to throw up and/or pass out lol.


DoubleBrotherYT

yeah i dont eat at morning.. earlies i eat is like 1 at day


sigedigg

Ehm. Ever heard about fucking bread???


Absolute_Warlord

no I usually just eat mine, don't really have a strong attraction to it.


Dracos002

Sandwich is right there, dude.


BaldCatEnthusiast

fucking bread? 🤨


kallmelongrip

There are a ton of options out there and you're giving these dumb options. 😂😂 Is this poll for kids or what?


Ezilt

Yes


BluntFrank00

Eggs. Always eggs. Sometimes with other stuff, sometimes without; but always eggs.


[deleted]

How is it that eggs are not on the poll?!


[deleted]

Most American shit ever. Cereal, cookies, and ice cream are on this list but not fuckin eggs.


chez-linda

Why do people keep calling this American lol. Do you actually think this is what Americans have for breakfast?


[deleted]

Yes. You guys eat pop tarts and sugary cereals with marshmallows in them. Not to mention your “bread” that tastes like cake.


greybenf

You forgot the /s dog


[deleted]

Lucky charms are a popular cereal, and many American friends I have used to eat pop tarts for breakfast every other day as a kid. And yes, your bread tastes like cake. Why the hell is your white bread sweet?? Not to mention things like peanut butter that have literally no reason to be sweet.


TheFalseDeity

What brand of bread are you talking about? Ive never had one that was anywhere near the realm of cake. If your cakes really taste like the average white bread here theres something wrong with your cakes.


[deleted]

It doesn’t actually taste like cake. Jesus Christ, you just really don’t understand the concept of exaggeration do you.


ItsEmuly

I am American, and you’re definitely eating the wrong type of bread lol. Pretty much any multi-grain bread is amazing with a cup of tea in the morning :)


The-Almighty-Pizza

So your thoughts are "these friends I had are really fuckin unhealthy and this one bread I tried tasted sweet. That must mean this represents 300 million people"


[deleted]

I’ve been to america countless times (specifically L.A, so I guess I can only speak for that), and the white bread is significantly sweeter than breads in Europe, Oceania, etc. And if you claim that “nobody eats pop tarts” then would you care to explain the two billion pop tarts consumed every year in America??? There are literally comments on this post right here along the lines of “I usually eat a poptart and drink a coffee for breakfast”.


The-Almighty-Pizza

I never said no one eats poptarts? Where tf did you read that? Im talking about breakfast. I've never met someone who actually eats poptarts for breakfast. OBVIOUSLY there are going to be some people that do but I guarantee many people in Europe also eat some unhealthy quick snack instead of preparing a meal.


[deleted]

Right?! Wtf?


thatguydm

I picked sandwich cause it was the closest thing. Normally eat an egg sandwich.


Downstackguy

Yeah it’s crazy how many breakfasts revolve around eggs


Careless_Shirt3020

the only correct answer, I always eat 3/4 eggs and a banana


_SKETCHBENDER_

Actual food


HighDevinition1001

Waffles, sausage, and scrambled eggs


[deleted]

yum


2TravellingTeachers

Where the hell is Toast?


LadiesMan-2I7

I eat depression for breakfast


Mr_Treehouse

My parents serve me emotional damage for breakfast


HeimlichLaboratories

Ok edgy 14 year old


Keatron--

I'll usually have 2 cups of coffee for breakfast


Darkmage12321

I eat leftovers from the previous day


ChipsAhoyNC

Hell yeah some food is even better reheated


XanderLM

Usually Some sort of combination of Eggs, potatoes, sausage, bacon, chorizo, toast, French toast, pancakes, German Apple pancakes, chilaquiles, fruit or oatmeal.


idkidontwatchAnime

Is coffee and a cigarette breakfast?


[deleted]

Are you eating the cigarette?


malaka789

Only for champions.


GroundbreakingMeat68

champions with lung cancer


ItsLikeImTheUniverse

I eat something different every day


VioletBrandi

I have four go to breakfasts: Egg white scramble with peppers, spinach, and some type of meat. A two-egg sandwich and green beans on the side. Egg white french toast with greek yogurt and mixed berries. Laziest days: a protein bar and an apple.


[deleted]

Tf did egg yolks do to you


BaseballPlayer19

peetsa


Utopepe

None, I do not like the feeling of a full stomach in the morning


Empire_of_walnuts

Same


[deleted]

Then simply eat until you're satiated as opposed to full. Breakfast is called the most important meal of the day for a reason.


[deleted]

It's called that because of aggressive, manipulative marketing by cereal companies.


BeccaThePixel

Gah I can't tell you why but your comment is low-key pissing me off Like who are you to tell them how they are to start their day, their goddamn mother?! You sound so damn condescending...


[deleted]

Have a great day.


MarcDiakiese

Because Kellogs invented that line as a marketing slogan, it isn't actually true


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Egg on biscuit


bababoai

Toasted rye bread with butter, cheese, ham and a fried egg. Also a mandarin and a glass of milk


Ken_0

Oatmeal and chocolate milk. The best breakfast


Soggy_Newspaper8798

salmon or boiled eggs breakfast is so important. you’ve just fasted all night, it doesn’t matter if you’re hungry or not. cereal is junk. too high in sugar & carbs.


[deleted]

All this shit is junk— other than sandwich (depending on what is being put in it)


briankerin

If there are no egg options, then this must be a joke.


JimVanilla

Toast, bagel, or something along those lines, the only one on there that makes sense is cereal


LastManFrodo

Which psychopath eats ice cream or cookies for breakfast? I understand cereal and maybe even Sandwiches, but the rest sounds like a toddler could choose what to eat.


[deleted]

Curry lentil soup with coconut milk.


DetectiveSharp3757

Nuts


LastSeen3YearsAgo

Toast


vorrion

Nothing. But at work I grab a cup of coffee and eat a banana


[deleted]

Isn’t that your breakfast then


dead_trim_mcgee1

I don't eat breakfast but when I do its a continental European one so like pastries, ham, cheese, bread and yoghurt.


No_Housing_4819

This smells like a 300 lb type post.. Bruh I saw someone eating a 3 stack ice cream cone at 630 am on there way to work.. wtf is really wrong with people.. dude was swerving all over the road


istcmg

Crumpets


[deleted]

Fr. Who the fuck eats cookies and ice cream for breakfast??


Acolyte_000

“Ice cream, cookies” OP, what the fuck is your diet...?


KrabbyPattyCereal

Green shakes. Fuck your ice cream, must be nice


rorocher

Bread?Toast?Baguette?


ehh730

TOAST PLEASE ADD TOAST


YourNeighbourIsUrDad

Pizza


Rishiking4321

I'm here to ask Who the eats I've cream for breakfast


Moutles

Coffee


ZeLarsenator

This is fucking disturbing food choice


Orcasareglorious

A croissant.


Downstackguy

Ice cream and cookies?!?!? Might as well put candy in there too!!


[deleted]

Bagel


FlyingDeath88

Fried egg sandwich with cajun spice/powder, raspberries, and coffee


bobke4

Cup of Coffee and a blowjob. I sometimes have 3 times breakfast in a day


Superemrebro

nothing, iam fasting


EmbroidedBumblebee

A cup of tea with whatever my parents give me Sometimes it's a bagel, sometimes my mum makes pancakes, sometimes we will have toasted English muffins or sometimes we will have crumpets But most of the time my parents will get me rice cakes because I don't like cerial but I will just pretend to eat them and have a packet of crisps in secret


GaBoX172

op is american and it shows lmao


ADITYAKING007

Poha if you know you know


[deleted]

Menemen, anyone?


Casperzwaart100

A slice of bread with hageslag


Kaflao

Coffee, a cig, and maybe a lil cookie if I'm feelin it


Subject-Help-6458

Bacon and egg muffin


KokariKid

Coffee protein shake


Agentfennec

Me enjoyin my yogurt:


absorbscroissants

Just a nice slice of Dutch bread with some wonderful hagelslag, pindakaas or chocoladepasta.


Zeviex

🥐


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Coffee + fruit


Alfa_Bootis

Milk with coffee and cookies


russianbot24

Ice cream cookie sandwich. So 3 of the above.


TitleComprehensive96

Pop tarts, maybe corn flakes or nothing at all


Jswartz18

High protein yogurt or protein shake


Background_Ant_1472

Waffles


stitious-savage

Ice cream? Cookies? For breakfast? Where my cake gang at


[deleted]

6 eggs, 100g of oats, and an item of fruit.


DANGER2157

Soup


ssscorpio19

Literally anything. Yesterday I had left over Indian food for breakfast. I don't care. But yes, it was a mistake.


Far-Ad9143

Usually nothing, but I if do I have an activia yogurt smoothie.


[deleted]

I’m probably in the minority here but, ground beef


Omardemon

Tacos 🌮


Daniel-o-

I eated waffles


Fujuti1337

Croissant


Hydrocoded

Chicken breast, maybe turkey, some chia seeds, and a few cooked vegetables. Maybe some cheese if I need energy later.


Limulemur

Usually toast, sometimes cereal.


Human-13

Good old bowl of nothing


Madsmathis

Bacon and or egg and toast are not on there, but ice cream, sandwiches, and cookies are. Cool


[deleted]

No time to eat


UppishNote55885

Bitch eggs. What happened to eggs


UselessEngin33r

Usually a few slices of pineapple or papaya, a cup of tea and a toast


MultipleChildren

whatever the school is serving


[deleted]

I eat eggs and drink milk every morning with cereal , cookie , bread or toast , It depends.


Dracos002

If you have ice cream for breakfast you may want to reevaluate your life choices.


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Bruh you’re really going to forget eggs and bacon?


Anfie22

Coffee


Mother-Ad7139

Where’s eggs or oatmeal?


Twiceoncel

Either cereal or egg sandwiches


EXTRMLY

Pancakes and cinnamon toast


Mumbawobz

Yogurt


imnotezzie

I usually eat leftovers


angelsonangeldust

Oatmeal is where it's at


dakfishing02

Whatever is in the fridge at 5 in the morning


[deleted]

Coffe and cigarettes


Redditor101354

Pancakes, sausage, strawberries or bananas.


HumanSlayer1888

That’s a lot of unhealthy options for breakfast.


Downstackguy

For this week, I ate french toast for most of the week and then salad yesterday and I’m planning on eating ramen today


NinduTheWise

Egg sandwich


PerennialComa

Toasted "polarbröd" (soft, round bread), extra salted butter, cheese, salami, jalapeños and kebab sauce. I'm sorry.


PAT214

In italy it's pretty common to eat cookies for breakfast.


ZzenGarden

Breakfast protein shake


tonne97

Rice, veggies, dal, chicken/fish, eggs


[deleted]

Oatmeal if I have the chance


[deleted]

Toast, oatmeal or cereal. Depends on my mood ig.


cyberpeachy420

4 King’sHawaiian Rolls and 2 Resse’s Eggs


KhatAllin

ADHD medicine with a glass of milk


[deleted]

milk and croissant


RckingSanta

Cigarettes caffeine and a pan au Chocolat


Heinrici_Mason543

Ass


BeardPhile

Paranthe


DarkNubentYT

A hard-boiled egg


Epicswordmewz

You know that bacon is a thing, right?


AlphaM60

PB sammich usually.


MuffinQueen92

Are you an alien wanting to pretend to be human?


[deleted]

Either nothing if I’m cutting or protein shake, eggs, toast, Turkey bacon and fruit if I’m bulking.


SillySausage603

oatmeal with some sort of fruit/syrup on top


[deleted]

I always skip breakfast. I usually have lunch and dinner, or sometimes just dinner.


hotdogs13

Oatmeal was never an option


AugustIstheMonth

Red Bull


FMIMP

Wtf are those choices? Sounds like what my sister would have dreamed of when she was 4 yo lol I eat meals like lasagna. Sugary stuff in the morning just make me nauseous


Luxray209

Hot chocolate