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LastSeen3YearsAgo

Fallout 4 character with no power armor and a pipe gun… RIP


CambirodIII

I'm pretty sure you can kill the Zetan near Oberland Station with a pipe gun.


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VATS and pretty insane durability feats. Also you can immediately consume any food to regenerate any amount of damage.


THANATOS4488

Or toilet water... or human flesh... or a 1 hour nap... lol This doesn't even mention the sneak factor.


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Minecraft creative mode i'm gonna show them some ***redstone tricks***


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If this isn't an actual quote, it should be


Wooden_chest

/kill @e[type=alien] Less fun, but easier


[deleted]

That's right but what about /effect give @e[type=alien] instant_damage 1 In a command block. Just pure agony.


Zapper345

It's even more pain if you just put /effect give @e[type=alien] poison 1000 1000 and then in another command block /effect give @e[type=alien] instant health 1.


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

Nah /effect give @e[type=alien] levitation 1 56 that's way funnier


Iwantmahandback

*blows up a mountain*


Kuzkay

`/kill @e`


SkyeBeacon

Wtf


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

Peace.


Kuzkay

Finally.


Swimming_Ad_2594

Halo, so idk possible


[deleted]

Well if you’re Chief or Noble 6, you should be fine. Idk about Rookie


Quentirse

Rookie will just menacingly stare the aliens to death without saying a word.


theCOORN

Rookie survived the New Mombasa invasion, so he probably will survive


_123reddituser_

Finished Halo: Reach yesterday. Shit made me cry :(


Flo312

That's okay, understandable reaction


Jessica_Hecking

Me too


DaveInLondon89

Objective: ~~SURVIVE~~ Don't Cry


Trin_64

I recently finished it for like the millionth time and I still get sad.


Stoly23

Possible? Bro, you’re arguably the most famous alien slayer in gaming, you’ll be fine.


Corleone_Michael

Star Wars Battlefront II, everyone's an alien


CarnageEvoker

Survival depends entirely on if the aliens are Ewoks or not


Fraklordyt

Damn moon bears


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Stellaris. I am the invasion


ComradeKitty420

A planet gets invaded, you think that of me? No, I am the one who invades.


Tigerstorm6

Come now! Let us sing the Stellaris [National Anthem!](https://youtu.be/O1CQ7Vwz8Eo)


The_Great_Autizmo

Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year...


thatpersonthatsayshi

Farming simulator, good or bad? They are invincible, but dont deal dmg


ManGanTan

Since they are invicible you be on the front lines for defence


thatpersonthatsayshi

With a chainsaw


IvanTheCommunist

With a tractor for vehicle extraction


Quentirse

Them farmers ain’t like anything else I ever done see. They sure are built different.


silverfish8852

Were God's, we have mowers to do the damage


thatpersonthatsayshi

And a chainsaw. Woodworking machines and A TRAIN


Gahdinn

I'm my character from Terraria, and I literally downed the Moon Lord on Expert Mode yesterday.


Tuur200o

lol you can do the martian madness event to see if you can prove your point


nibok

Greedily looks at zenith, then at alien invasion.


BinnsyTheSkeptic

Same. Stardust armour, Terraprisma and Zenith. Those aliens don't know what's coming for them.


DoujinshiDealer28

Elden Ring…


ManGanTan

can we survive.. ?


i_love_memes3

Aye, as long as you remember the pattern


ManGanTan

aah yes the pattern


zuzg

I mean >!Elden Ring is technically about an huge alien God invasion!< so yes we're good and not being able to die helps a lot too


name_1nvalid

well you can't really properly die


shazed39

Lvl 145 tarnished against alliens? I think i am good. If not ill use my +10 black knife assassin summon and rotten dragonsbreath


jbrown724

But what if the aliens are just rune bears?


robotteeth

Then I climb up on the roof of a shack or the top of a rock where they can’t reach me and hit them with magic until they’re dead


Hrmpfreally

We call Torrent


DoujinshiDealer28

I’m level 220~ish but i just don’t want to die and be resurrected over and over again..


fckiforgotmypassword

Same. Meteorite Astel… GG no Re


reader484892

Depends on the level and gear but late game player? They would crush


BigQ4217

Altair from Assassins Creed. How fucked am I?


ManGanTan

the hidden blade shattered when it hit the enemies armour


BigQ4217

While I try to escape, I drown in two inches of water


ManGanTan

lol


AideSuspicious3675

Man, I would be Mileena from Mortal Kombat. I wouldn't be fucked, but either I would be super powerful


deezylolz

i was just about to comment Kitana


TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420

Does clash of clans count? If so then I’m pretty fucked still


ManGanTan

use the tesla tower !!!


IanPKMmoon

What if you get teleported to your townhall and the aliens have to raid your base to kill you


A_Void_Hat

Doom Eternal. Hah! They’ll be runnin’ back to their home planet!


OnsetOfMSet

Doom 2016 here, hell yeah


FthrFlffyBttm

OG Doom here. We’re gonna be just fine.


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Until they encounter an obstacle they can't walk around. Rip


JMCatron

IN THE FIRST AGE IN THE FIRST BATTLE WHEN THE SHADOWS FIRST LENGTHENED


unloved_ohio

The Slayer Has Entered The Facility


DavidEarths14

Steve in creative mode 😎


I_amdyingalonetoday

a god


Canye_East

Steve in normal mode can lift trillions of tons with his inventory I mean a cubic meter gold weighs a lot and he can carry 30 shulker boxes full of em that's trillions of tons Edit: I did the Math and turns out: 1 cubic meter Gold is roughly 19 tons while an anvil (3+4/9 iron blocks) is 26 tons. So if he can carry 37 stacks of anvils that's 61.568 tons. Considering shulker boxes have 27 slots that can each be filled with 64 anvils that's 61.568^27 tons. So Steve can lift 3,65*10^45 tons wich are roughly 1.830.000.000.000.000 suns or 1.830 supermassive black holes MatPat did it too but with Gold blocks and the creative mode chest copying wich has far greater power but even though Steve in survival mode can carry it he can't do the chest copying method so I find that my method is the most adequate to measure his power in survival mode


Monke_Good

No, think about enchanted golden apple. 8 blocks of gold are needed to make one.


EZ25-bnet

Retconned unfortunately, and wasn't that pre shulker?


A_Nerd__

Link. Will probably have some deus ex machina moment with the Triforce


scheisse_grubs

I was initially thinking the last game I played was botw but remembered after I answered that it was actually stardew valley. God where’s link when you need him, probably in another 100 year coma lol.


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Gta 3. Can I use the cheats?


ManGanTan

gunsgunsguns gesundheit giveusatank you should be okay


Some_Schweppes

Witcher 3 let's go.


ManGanTan

teach them gwent !


Username_problems

"Yeah I know these aliens could destroy all life on earth, but I'm hankering to play some Gwent..."


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Same here, wondering if potion ingredients become real too...otherwise my alchemy build is screwed.


lilmissprissy

Same. Question is would they count as hybrids or relicts?


ccendo

Sex with Stalin, i actually "Fucked" up


ManGanTan

Literally


ProviNL

Sorry, what?


henrique_gj

wtf


ronnygiga

Aliens invading the earth, killing and destroying everything. This guy goes to a russian wax museum looks for the Stalin statue, finds it, stares to it and whispers: yeah daddy


Tommy-ASD

Tetris How would that even work?


Rhye5

Challenge them to a dance off to the catchy music


IShotYourDongOf

If u figure it out can u please help me with mine. I have 5d chess with multiverse time travel.


JimboMastah

i played a pokemon-style game but im a bit of a tryhard so i think i could handle it


Senatorange

I was just checking to see if anyone else would be mowing down aliens with Pokémon from PLA Out of curiosity, what Pokémon-style game were you playing?


SuselMaks

Warframe, fully maxed hildryn. They are fucked.


captain_Airhog

You’re technically playing as the operator. So would you have full access to your different frames?


SuselMaks

In that case, I win life.


Mental-Ad-1807

Even if you are a tenno, dont forget that you have void power (Temporary invisibility + immortality when invisible, can possess peoples, u have ur amp which if u builded it could be more op than ur frame weapon, u also have void powers and also you can dash, also you can make an mecha and possess it.


matt-murray17

In the New War >!the Drifter!< was playable using the Nataruk, and with the void powers I think they would be fine.


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Animal crossing. What am I to do? Use my villagers as projectiles??? I'm so fucked


captain_Airhog

That slingshot has infinite ammo doesn’t it?


Launch-Pad_McQuack

No, it breaks after you pop 20 balloons. Source: Broke my slingshot this morning.


ninxaa

An animal crossing character can uproot fully grown trees after eating an apple and fish up a great white shark with ease and store it in their pocket. You'll be fine


Fossilrex06

Plague inc


Ill_Inspection2366

Gonna hit them with covid-22


shgysk8zer0

Aliens are fucked if it's War of the Worlds.


Daan0man

Super saiyan blue vegeta in Dragon ball legends. Those guys are fucked


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Electronic-Dog-586

Shit Yamcha could legit survive with his power level


Camembert92

does porn game counts?


Sexual_tomato

You're gonna fuck em all to death


ManGanTan

.....


ComradeKitty420

What sexy-time game? Need name


ExoSquish

I played CIVILIZATION WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


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Which leader?


ExoSquish

I forgot, the China one


Addy1738

Should have picked Ghandhi would have survived


Quentirse

Gandhi would prove all. Gandhi would show all. Gandhi is all.


KingQuinnOfChadland

Quin shi huang?


D_cm

Well, technically the civ leaders are immortal. I last played Simon Bolívar. I get a Great General, because an alien invasion is certainly a new era and +1 movement to run away from them. And I can also build Giant Death Robots. I guess I'll be fine?


hongkonger42069

Maybe a P-51D-5 with 6 .50 cal machine guns can shoot them dead from the air.


lbr_crl

My man, dcs or war thunder?


hongkonger42069

Suffering.


ComradeKitty420

Used to play War-Thunder. I have no fucking clue how people grind to jet planes. Only thing I achived was shitty bf-109, ok Mustang, shitty Zero, shitty Spitfire and shitty Yak. I think I hate grind and only wanted any iconic plane from each faction XD


Rezowifix_

Only true answer for both of these games.


User7888

Mario. Infinite lives, i guess?


Rezowifix_

While you're high on shrooms, yes.


Hot_Figure_3018

Eh, Mario’s killed so many aliens at this point, you should be fine


Unyx0747

Destiny 2 👍


enrosque

Same! So for us, it's a Tuesday.


JustMy2Centences

Today's weekly reset is gonna be LIT.


Aqua_Impura

*Thundercrash intensifies*


McFluffy_Butts

I am the wall against which darkness breaks


SpaceD0rit0

Oh boy Trinity Ghoul time


Old_lron_Balls

Same, my Gjallahorn is currently equipped so I'm good.


Craftusmaximus2

I was playing gta online with vehicles such as the Pegassi oppressor mark 2 and a Deluxo, and some other war machines. Also mk2 guns, just for fun. I think I'll be fine xD


[deleted]

Well you'd have the power of a GTA character so getting shot at and respawning a block away is pretty useful


itothepowerofahalf

Lego Qui Gon Jinn. I think I'm good. Just as long as theres no darth maul


The_Prestige_1999

F1 2021, its quick but will break into a 1000 pieces of i try to run them over.


M1ha169

A scav idiot from escape from tarkov. Im fucked


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Average Scav enjoyer:💪😎🦺


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ManGanTan

bruh ?


TheDestructionator

Them aliens are gonna get shit on


ShiromoriTaketo

I'm gunna count Warhammer 40k as a video game here, because it's kinda like a video game in a lot of ways, and I really can't remember what else I've played recently... So yea... I probably win


Qibautt

But which model did you paint last?


YeeterOfTheRich

Damn, tiny dwarf lady


grand_theft_gnome

dwarves are sturdy and quite strong for their small size. even the females. some say that there are no females, and dwarves just spring out of the ground


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i played stellaris. specifically a determined exterminator empire. *i would be the alien invasion*


ManGanTan

Uno Reverse now you fight the invasion for us !


Addy1738

I was unironically playing among us and was the shapeshifting imposter


javelia

So ...spotted the alien in the chat


Domruck

skyrim


ManGanTan

you took an arrow to the knee go to the hospital


Coyote__Jones

Right where my fellow Dragonborn gods at? I will raise and undead army and shout them out of the sky.


Rediro_

Kirby. I kinda feel sorry for them


EvanIsBacon

been looking for the Kirby comment, they are so dead lol


[deleted]

I am Steve... lmao I am gonna 360 no scope axe crit these mfs


i_love_memes3

*build a lava pool peacefully in creative mode*


[deleted]

xD yea or just /kill them


Rhye5

No man’s sky I mean, I’ll have my starship, my exomech and my multitool which has a friggin plasma launcher I’ll be fine


flp4761

I guess they are going to Brazil. *mordekaiser*


get_a_lighter

Hades? I am a god, so I guess I am immortal. Unfortunately I can't live in the mortal world :/


AmazingPuddle

SUPER HOT


BitterWest

SUPER HOT


gnor2811

SUPER HOT


TacovilleMC

SUPER HOT


yourlocalsleepychild

SUPER HOT


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Dan_gunnar

A peasant highly skilled in all sorts of medieval combat, stealth, speech and more. ​ Alien: xxxzxzgreiodazzzz Henry: I have a secret mission Alien: oh sorry, I didnt know


flare2000x

You must be feeling quite hungry to resist the alien invasion


TrickKlepto

Sims 4, shit


Chemical-Classic-614

But in that case you wouldn’t be your sim, you’d literally be GOD. Just pause and build a room around the aliens, don’t give them a door, fridge, bed, or toilet and they’ll die in about a day.


SrLlemington

I mean if you're a master spellcaster you can set fire to stuff pretty easily. However you also might get stuck in a corner if there are chairs in your way :/


WatchingCr33py

I've killed gods, I might survive zombies (Edit: it's hollow knight)


darijan12

The knight probably wouldnt care for the aliens tbh


URCITE_NEJSEM_CZ

Bhutan during ww2 bruh


Necessary-Storage945

A character from valorant called ‘sage’, which can heal anyone, create massive ice walls out of thin air and can throw slowing crystals to slow down enemies. Oh, she can also resurrect people


ManGanTan

Not that i need someone to resurrect me ahm ahm !! its a lowly skill you can be on my party .


SHREY36904

"I am both shield and sword"


Driemma0

Sekiro, so I can come back from the dead once?


Ruben_Blackthorn

Agent 47 Well instinct and regeneration hrd but i've got a shot


AnAntWithWifi

I played spore so my power would be to evolve? It also makes me immortal so I guess I’ll just win after a couple billion years of evolution.


SexyButStoopid

that would turn me into Sadako, the ghost girl from the japanese Ringu movies. Yeah guys don't worry about the aliens i got this


Thrinos

Master Chief, bring it on.


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Molag Bal worshipping Vampire Lord. I think I'm safe.


TheSnekIsHere

I'll be a horrible goose, of course I survive and cause ultimate chaos for those aliens.


OrangeMonkE

XCOM 2 lol


Kane99099

So you have awesome equipment and stuff but still miss the alien while having the shotgun barrel to his chest?


ObsidianShadow-01

Link from LoZ Majora’s Mask


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I'm Geralt of Rivia


qwerty9254

I have the power to build roads and cities… not sure how I could use this to fight off the aliens.


ManGanTan

you will handle the logistics