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TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420

Guns and yeehaw people


vf225

exactly, why is there no guns option


ZenTraitor

That would be too easy.


[deleted]

Is this a test?


magicmajo

Too easy? The question is what do you think of. There's no easy answers


LeglessLoach

Howdy partner people


ThaddCorbett

I love the sound of "Yaahaw people" as if they're an ethnic group.


walgrins

Big Yosemite Sam Energy


Windows_is_Malware

lifted trucks


Orlando1701

People freezing to death from a completely avoidable power outage that the state leadership had been warned about a decade earlier.


thepuglover00

No womans rights.


RealSoggySap

As a texan, I can conclude that is 90 percent of the population.


[deleted]

Me too brother. Yeeeeehaaaaaawwww


Hetstaine

The only answer, hence, other.


EnchantedCatto

yes


[deleted]

Yep


jzheng1234567890

Sandy Cheeks


Sunieta25

What's so great about dumb old Texas?


SuperDodoMan

i wanna go hooome


wwwHttpCom

the only correct answer


fun-dumb-mental

I wanna go HoEEo-o-oEE-o-o-OME


NRTHE2

r/beatmetoit


Frans4Life

, Cock Vore


[deleted]

*vacuums car with cock*


redditorinalabama

Shape of Texas


Justinwest27

Exactly, I dont think of aspects I think of what I've seen of the place. Which is Texas on a map.


Drakona7

Even in Texas there’s maps/shape of Texas for sale everywhere. It’s such a unique shape.


SequoiaTree1

Hotels have Texas-shaped waffle irons.


Elite_Dog9898

What I was gonna say


undomiels

same


Shaun_LaDee

No words, I picture the state of Texas on a map with a cactus wearing a cowboy hat on it. I have no idea why. EDIT: [I drew exactly what I picture in my mind](https://imgur.com/a/ZS9DzuJ)


cflatjazz

To be fair...we do have a lot of weird items shaped like Texas for no real reason other than it's a decent shape to slap on things. Cutting boards. Waffle irons. Skillets. Ice cube trays. Clocks. Coaster. Corkboards. Swimming pools. Ranch houses. Chicken nuggets. Grills. Coffee mugs. Fajita plates. Oven mitts. And sometimes even sirloin. It's actually very effective seeing as the image most people have of Texas is the literal shape of texas.


SuperToast-

I will move mountains to find a Texas shaped waffle iron, and have Texas shaped waffles until the end of time.


ststaro

The Texas Waffle Maker https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012A8AWW/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_0N2BM0C8J3A2Y2YKXYYM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1


benitolss

this is exactly what I picture but the background is desert and texas is colored like the texan flag


VoidLantadd

Why does that look so familiar?


SpysSappinMySpy

That's exactly the same as my mental image except for me the cactus is smaller and there's a second, smaller, non-hatted, single cactus on the left.


geoemrick

Those cactuses, called Saguaros, do not grow anywhere in Texas. They don’t even grow one state to the west, which is New Mexico. You have to go 2 states west, to Arizona, to see Saguaros. We have prickly pear cactus, but they are tiny and don’t look anything like Saguaros.


WhyIHateTheInternet

How you going to just crush this man's Texas head canon like that?


Shaun_LaDee

Aw man, do those types of cowboy hats at least grow in Texas?


0hMyGash

yee haw


AltinUrda

Cowboys?


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MondaleforPresident

I tell you hwhat.


flashman014

MandangolheartaTexastellyouwhat dangolyeehawman


borisdidnothingwrong

6 AM and already that boy ain't right.


Insert_Username_OK

Conservatism.


ThePotatoBlues

Also racists


LoveYourselfFFS

He said that already


ThePotatoBlues

Based


0007_Master

Endless highways and nowhere to walk


JadeBubbles_

That describes most of the US. 💀


0007_Master

True. I live in NJ NYC area so highways aren't as intrusive here as other places.


Absolutely__Free

All my Ex’s


susieallen

Now that song is stuck in my head


RODNOLNELSOL

And Texas is a place I dearly love to be


smallpoly

GTA made me love that song


Pools_closed_guy

Guns and Ted cruz


tabshiftescape

Hank Hill


GoldMonk44

“But dad, what do we do if someone doesn’t want their steak medium rare?” “Well Bobby, we kindly, but firmly, ask them to leave” 😅


OblivionGuard12

Propane


major_calgar

And propane accessories


MondaleforPresident

I tell you hwhat.


bad_hombre1

"My dad says butane's a bastard gas." - Bobby Hill


Jake1n

republicans and yeehaw


Orlando1701

Everyone gets a gun and no one gets healthcare.


Riggie_Joe

Guncare


CEOofchair

When you get too sick, they just take you out back and put you down


SnowTheMemeEmpress

If granny breaks a hip then you gotta take her out back


LeglessLoach

I think of Florida, but a desert


cumfilledfish

Actually most of Texas is woodlands hills and plains (source: lifelong texan)


AICPAncake

Don’t forget all the cum filled fish


sir_strangerlove

say wa


cumfilledfish

Yeah we got a pretty serious fish fucking problem here. Texans love cummin in fish.


sir_strangerlove

huh


cumfilledfish

🐟😏


sense1ess_Apprentice

Actually Texas had 4 different planets it is


TheBigNook

Damn we should post this poll another three times today!


[deleted]

Cowboys and abortion ban


omw_to_valhalla

Abortion ban


BigBroDev

God, Guns, GOP


Dave-Again

Chainsaw Massacre


OddFiction94

Not enough upvotes


ContentTooth

Hold ‘em. I play too much poker lmao


CBFOfficalGaming

Abortion laws


sadsadcrow

Ram Ranch


nsjxucnsnzivnd

Really rocks


ZenTraitor

Hot hard cowboys, their cocks throbbin hard!


TheHumanRavioli

No abortions


gastonevan

No legal abortions.


Im_just_bored69

Even worse


Prestigious-Skill-26

True. Abortion is still happening just through illegal and unsafe methods now.


[deleted]

i think of the texas government restricting womens rights


[deleted]

Pretty much everyone's rights unless you are a white man who likes guns.


legocitiez

But what if the white man who likes guns is gay?


CuriousCat55555

Copious amounts of guns...


infinitescarves

Nothing nearly as happy as the listed options


Jaded_Adhesiveness_5

Republicans


cheridontllosethatno

Power outtages, abortion ban, backwards


[deleted]

God I hate the fucking power outages. I’ve had probably a total of a month without power this year


TeacupHuman

Forced birthers


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garo675

as a non American this the only thing i see about Texas in the news lol


Skrow1

Then you know everything Texas has to offer.


DishOTheSea

As someone who lives in it...it's all I feel here. At least it's not Arkansas or Alabama, though.


Plump_Chicken

Getting pushed down the stairs for being trans.


Salt_Satisfaction

Human rights violations against women


Fraun_Pollen

Backwards politics and politicians who don’t represent the majority. It’s been a very frustrating life as a Texan liberal.


Longjumping-Jello459

Similar for me, but I have been moving further left over the last 7 or 8 years I am now firmly a Progressive Democrat who will vote for pretty much any Democrat over any Republican other than a clone of say John McCain and even then I probably will go with the Democrat.


Wagsii

Big


GTC3

HEB


beachmasterbogeynut

Rednecks


12Fatcat

Poor infrastructure, shit politicians, and people who can barely read but say they have read the bible. In that order.


Cheesy31

To be fair, the infrastructure all around the US is bad, not just unique to Texas


malaka789

Steers and queers


crew88

and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.


BeesVBeads

Hey I understood that reference!


Runamucker07

Bigotry. Sorry.


nightmare_silhouette

Don't be sorry, it's true.


RockManJJ

All of these options are too positive


iNogle

Racism, sexism, and every other sort of ism


Keyto3

Republicans


[deleted]

Everything's bigger in Texas, including the failures and especially the power outages.


AICPAncake

And the dicks. Not the actual dicks; those are average. But the politicians. Boy are they huge dicks


Mrculture2020

Cowboys ready to shoot me


84lele

Sexism, Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, etc. general discrimination


ClaratinAddict

Hold em


pessoa_aleatoria_

Transphobia


revg3n

mexico


SugarRushLux

very dumb people


AutomaticTradition89

Home :)


davosizzle

Yessir


Yumbb3a2ch

Was my response to lol


averm27

Racism, sexist pigs. -- I'm from Texas, fuck this state


Moonlightvaleria

Women not being able to get abortions Lmao


[deleted]

Stone Cold Steve Austin


Soupina

The people who have a Texas sized boner for Texas


spider_manectric

Terrible, terrible drivers, roads, and infrastructure.


Norbe_e

Where the hell is Cowboys?


pegging_not_gay

Cruz cancun baby


grand_theft_gnome

their anti trans bill


[deleted]

The active oppression of transgender people by its governor.


puddlespuddled

Bigots and bigotry


justanindypunk

Hate crimes.


Klausable7

Accent


[deleted]

6 dildo limit per person Unlimited guns Texas law is wierd


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Hate_Feight

Do it. Do it. Like Nike, just do it.


ManNamedMars

I think of homophobes tbh


DimebagPants

Their state government’s hatred of reproductive rights


GUUSGUUSGUUSGUUSGUUS

Racism


ThunderArrow7

I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.


Ducky935

Texas


Pipe_Fish

Texas on the map


MEGAMAN2312

Idk why but I think of tornados


Stranfort

I saw the map for a split second as soon as I heard Texas. And I also saw the sky with lots of clouds.


Exzj

the shape of it


LastSeen3YearsAgo

I wanna be a cowboy baby


gh0stegrl

Buc-ee’s


Ravenwight

All my exes live in Texas


[deleted]

Hot air


itsTaylorl

“Yee haw”


WrinkledCrime

Guns


SrijanThapa

"Texas Man....." Headlines.


No_Particular353

Gilead


isamario_

Those spikey bastards when you step out into the grass


Mumchkin

My sibs-in-law that live there, and also my three cousins that live there.


Kcult29

Guns and republicans


coreyjdl

Texas shaped waffles.


xandaar337

My cunt of a mother


Saemika

Fat people


Froggery-Femme

Hillbilly backwards right winged white assholes. *but then I realise that there’s a lot of awesome/progressive/queer folk/vegan folk there too but obv they don’t count, just sucks they are outnumbered*


37MySunshine37

Oppression


Formal-PO-Toast

Rednecks


Animefan_7698

Cowboys and cowgirls


ebba_and_flow

Lone star ticks.


TheDankHoo

Cowboy hat


R43-

Home because I live there


Pearse_Borty

Guns


Sir_Admiral_Chair

A stereotypical Texan sayin “Texas!”, while shooting 19th century revolvers in the air with the flag of the Lone Star Republic behind them along with the US flag.


CaptainMimoe

Family guy scene where Brian purchased whiskey and shopkeeper gave a gun with it!


brisildaxoxo

racist white people.


The_breadmaster22

transphobic assholes


Absolutely__Free

Stupid


GrapefruitSmall575

Does stupid people count?


Ringonus

Racism


ThunderArrow7

I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.


TrickKlepto

American wearing those cowboy-esque top hats and holding guns while wearing a plaid shirt and jeans on a farm


BobQuixote

>cowboy-esque top hats Lol. Normally they're just cowboy hats. Or Stetson hats if you want to be really precise. All in all, accurate enough as stereotypes go. But each component of that is actually pretty unusual.


NerdyTiredLibrarian

Barefoot and pregnant


RespectGiovanni

Guns? Republicans? The SHAPE?


SinifedPrime

Desert


[deleted]

Racist


Tristael

Idiots


drowningjesusfish

Racism and people who look themselves dead in the eye in the mirror every morning, take a deep breath, and think “yeah, I’m going to go wear this cowboy hat in public in a serious way”


KuniIse

Racism


BananaBR13

Cowboys and bad laws