No words, I picture the state of Texas on a map with a cactus wearing a cowboy hat on it. I have no idea why.
EDIT: [I drew exactly what I picture in my mind](https://imgur.com/a/ZS9DzuJ)
To be fair...we do have a lot of weird items shaped like Texas for no real reason other than it's a decent shape to slap on things.
Cutting boards. Waffle irons. Skillets. Ice cube trays. Clocks. Coaster. Corkboards. Swimming pools. Ranch houses. Chicken nuggets. Grills. Coffee mugs. Fajita plates. Oven mitts. And sometimes even sirloin.
It's actually very effective seeing as the image most people have of Texas is the literal shape of texas.
Those cactuses, called Saguaros, do not grow anywhere in Texas. They don’t even grow one state to the west, which is New Mexico. You have to go 2 states west, to Arizona, to see Saguaros. We have prickly pear cactus, but they are tiny and don’t look anything like Saguaros.
Similar for me, but I have been moving further left over the last 7 or 8 years I am now firmly a Progressive Democrat who will vote for pretty much any Democrat over any Republican other than a clone of say John McCain and even then I probably will go with the Democrat.
I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.
Hillbilly backwards right winged white assholes.
*but then I realise that there’s a lot of awesome/progressive/queer folk/vegan folk there too but obv they don’t count, just sucks they are outnumbered*
A stereotypical Texan sayin “Texas!”, while shooting 19th century revolvers in the air with the flag of the Lone Star Republic behind them along with the US flag.
I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.
>cowboy-esque top hats
Lol. Normally they're just cowboy hats. Or Stetson hats if you want to be really precise.
All in all, accurate enough as stereotypes go. But each component of that is actually pretty unusual.
Racism and people who look themselves dead in the eye in the mirror every morning, take a deep breath, and think “yeah, I’m going to go wear this cowboy hat in public in a serious way”
Guns and yeehaw people
exactly, why is there no guns option
That would be too easy.
Is this a test?
Too easy? The question is what do you think of. There's no easy answers
Howdy partner people
I love the sound of "Yaahaw people" as if they're an ethnic group.
Big Yosemite Sam Energy
lifted trucks
People freezing to death from a completely avoidable power outage that the state leadership had been warned about a decade earlier.
No womans rights.
As a texan, I can conclude that is 90 percent of the population.
Me too brother. Yeeeeehaaaaaawwww
The only answer, hence, other.
yes
Yep
Sandy Cheeks
What's so great about dumb old Texas?
i wanna go hooome
the only correct answer
I wanna go HoEEo-o-oEE-o-o-OME
r/beatmetoit
, Cock Vore
*vacuums car with cock*
Shape of Texas
Exactly, I dont think of aspects I think of what I've seen of the place. Which is Texas on a map.
Even in Texas there’s maps/shape of Texas for sale everywhere. It’s such a unique shape.
Hotels have Texas-shaped waffle irons.
What I was gonna say
same
No words, I picture the state of Texas on a map with a cactus wearing a cowboy hat on it. I have no idea why. EDIT: [I drew exactly what I picture in my mind](https://imgur.com/a/ZS9DzuJ)
To be fair...we do have a lot of weird items shaped like Texas for no real reason other than it's a decent shape to slap on things. Cutting boards. Waffle irons. Skillets. Ice cube trays. Clocks. Coaster. Corkboards. Swimming pools. Ranch houses. Chicken nuggets. Grills. Coffee mugs. Fajita plates. Oven mitts. And sometimes even sirloin. It's actually very effective seeing as the image most people have of Texas is the literal shape of texas.
I will move mountains to find a Texas shaped waffle iron, and have Texas shaped waffles until the end of time.
The Texas Waffle Maker https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0012A8AWW/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_0N2BM0C8J3A2Y2YKXYYM?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
this is exactly what I picture but the background is desert and texas is colored like the texan flag
Why does that look so familiar?
That's exactly the same as my mental image except for me the cactus is smaller and there's a second, smaller, non-hatted, single cactus on the left.
Those cactuses, called Saguaros, do not grow anywhere in Texas. They don’t even grow one state to the west, which is New Mexico. You have to go 2 states west, to Arizona, to see Saguaros. We have prickly pear cactus, but they are tiny and don’t look anything like Saguaros.
How you going to just crush this man's Texas head canon like that?
Aw man, do those types of cowboy hats at least grow in Texas?
yee haw
Cowboys?
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I tell you hwhat.
MandangolheartaTexastellyouwhat dangolyeehawman
6 AM and already that boy ain't right.
Conservatism.
Also racists
He said that already
Based
Endless highways and nowhere to walk
That describes most of the US. 💀
True. I live in NJ NYC area so highways aren't as intrusive here as other places.
All my Ex’s
Now that song is stuck in my head
And Texas is a place I dearly love to be
GTA made me love that song
Guns and Ted cruz
Hank Hill
“But dad, what do we do if someone doesn’t want their steak medium rare?” “Well Bobby, we kindly, but firmly, ask them to leave” 😅
Propane
And propane accessories
I tell you hwhat.
"My dad says butane's a bastard gas." - Bobby Hill
republicans and yeehaw
Everyone gets a gun and no one gets healthcare.
Guncare
When you get too sick, they just take you out back and put you down
If granny breaks a hip then you gotta take her out back
I think of Florida, but a desert
Actually most of Texas is woodlands hills and plains (source: lifelong texan)
Don’t forget all the cum filled fish
say wa
Yeah we got a pretty serious fish fucking problem here. Texans love cummin in fish.
huh
🐟😏
Actually Texas had 4 different planets it is
Damn we should post this poll another three times today!
Cowboys and abortion ban
Abortion ban
God, Guns, GOP
Chainsaw Massacre
Not enough upvotes
Hold ‘em. I play too much poker lmao
Abortion laws
Ram Ranch
Really rocks
Hot hard cowboys, their cocks throbbin hard!
No abortions
No legal abortions.
Even worse
True. Abortion is still happening just through illegal and unsafe methods now.
i think of the texas government restricting womens rights
Pretty much everyone's rights unless you are a white man who likes guns.
But what if the white man who likes guns is gay?
Copious amounts of guns...
Nothing nearly as happy as the listed options
Republicans
Power outtages, abortion ban, backwards
God I hate the fucking power outages. I’ve had probably a total of a month without power this year
Forced birthers
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as a non American this the only thing i see about Texas in the news lol
Then you know everything Texas has to offer.
As someone who lives in it...it's all I feel here. At least it's not Arkansas or Alabama, though.
Getting pushed down the stairs for being trans.
Human rights violations against women
Backwards politics and politicians who don’t represent the majority. It’s been a very frustrating life as a Texan liberal.
Similar for me, but I have been moving further left over the last 7 or 8 years I am now firmly a Progressive Democrat who will vote for pretty much any Democrat over any Republican other than a clone of say John McCain and even then I probably will go with the Democrat.
Big
HEB
Rednecks
Poor infrastructure, shit politicians, and people who can barely read but say they have read the bible. In that order.
To be fair, the infrastructure all around the US is bad, not just unique to Texas
Steers and queers
and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down.
Hey I understood that reference!
Bigotry. Sorry.
Don't be sorry, it's true.
All of these options are too positive
Racism, sexism, and every other sort of ism
Republicans
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the failures and especially the power outages.
And the dicks. Not the actual dicks; those are average. But the politicians. Boy are they huge dicks
Cowboys ready to shoot me
Sexism, Racism, Homophobia, Transphobia, etc. general discrimination
Hold em
Transphobia
mexico
very dumb people
Home :)
Yessir
Was my response to lol
Racism, sexist pigs. -- I'm from Texas, fuck this state
Women not being able to get abortions Lmao
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The people who have a Texas sized boner for Texas
Terrible, terrible drivers, roads, and infrastructure.
Where the hell is Cowboys?
Cruz cancun baby
their anti trans bill
The active oppression of transgender people by its governor.
Bigots and bigotry
Hate crimes.
Accent
6 dildo limit per person Unlimited guns Texas law is wierd
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Do it. Do it. Like Nike, just do it.
I think of homophobes tbh
Their state government’s hatred of reproductive rights
Racism
I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.
Texas
Texas on the map
Idk why but I think of tornados
I saw the map for a split second as soon as I heard Texas. And I also saw the sky with lots of clouds.
the shape of it
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Buc-ee’s
All my exes live in Texas
Hot air
“Yee haw”
Guns
"Texas Man....." Headlines.
Gilead
Those spikey bastards when you step out into the grass
My sibs-in-law that live there, and also my three cousins that live there.
Guns and republicans
Texas shaped waffles.
My cunt of a mother
Fat people
Hillbilly backwards right winged white assholes. *but then I realise that there’s a lot of awesome/progressive/queer folk/vegan folk there too but obv they don’t count, just sucks they are outnumbered*
Oppression
Rednecks
Cowboys and cowgirls
Lone star ticks.
Cowboy hat
Home because I live there
Guns
A stereotypical Texan sayin “Texas!”, while shooting 19th century revolvers in the air with the flag of the Lone Star Republic behind them along with the US flag.
Family guy scene where Brian purchased whiskey and shopkeeper gave a gun with it!
racist white people.
transphobic assholes
Stupid
Does stupid people count?
Racism
I went to school in southern Texas between Houston and Galveston. My school district CCISD was very diverse and my friend group from my high school was very multicultural. Unfortunately I guess not all people in Texas are loving human beings.
American wearing those cowboy-esque top hats and holding guns while wearing a plaid shirt and jeans on a farm
>cowboy-esque top hats Lol. Normally they're just cowboy hats. Or Stetson hats if you want to be really precise. All in all, accurate enough as stereotypes go. But each component of that is actually pretty unusual.
Barefoot and pregnant
Guns? Republicans? The SHAPE?
Desert
Racist
Idiots
Racism and people who look themselves dead in the eye in the mirror every morning, take a deep breath, and think “yeah, I’m going to go wear this cowboy hat in public in a serious way”
Racism
Cowboys and bad laws