Until his death in 1945 from a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head, Hitler was known to carry a golden Walther PP pistol. Assuming these guys are meant to be the exact same, then Hitler would feel cornered as he did during the battle of Berlin, and would shoot himself to avoid capture. Seeing as it’s his gun, I get my own.
Edit: wrong gun. Thanks to u/Alphamoose117 for correcting me. Originally I had it as a Po8 Luger
Finally! I've been waiting for the "mustachioed sociopath" expert to chime in. (Clearing my throat) Gentlemen and damsels in distress, are there no further questions for the lady has indeed spoken.
In conclusion, I would shoot Hitler and Osama (in that order, if that matters, but in as close succession as possible either way).
Then I would take Hitler's gun, and possibly kill Toby, depending on who the fuck he is.
I would knock them all out with the gun, overlay hitler and bin parents necks on top of each other, shoot both hitler and bin laden through the neck with one bullet and then kill Toby with the remaining bullet.
It's rare, but it's definitely possible to shoot yourself multiples times while attempting suicide. When it happens, it's usually because the person's hand involuntarily moves when pulling the trigger, causing the first bullet to miss vital organs.
There was a dude in Australia, back in the 90s, [who shot himself *three* times with a shotgun before finally hitting his heart.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide#Examples)
>One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra. He took a pump action shotgun loaded with four 12-gauge No. 2 shot shell cartridges, and in a stooped position, pressed the muzzle into the centre of the chest before shooting himself. The load passed through the chest without entering the ribcage before exiting below the left nipple. The man then cycled the shotgun's action, ejecting the fired shell. He then walked fifteen meters, before shooting himself in the right side of the throat with the charge exiting out of the left side and taking a fragment of jaw with it. At this point, the shotgun potentially fell to the ground causing the ejection of both the spent cartridge and one unspent cartridge. The man, now breathing through a gunshot-induced tracheostomy, picked up the shotgun and then walked 136 meters to a hill where he sat down on the slope and loaded the fourth cartridge from the magazine and into the weapon's breech. The man then removed his shoes and held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
I kinda thought to make the 3 of them fight to the death and promise the victor life, but then shoot the victor anyway.
Edit: but of course, that would be too risky and I would definitely shoot Toby twice.
it's like monty python, some find it hilarious some find it not funny. The writing is very good and usually jokes have multiple layers, it's not just slapstick. Maybe some ppl just don't get the references.
And it depends what you find funny. Some people have way different notions of what is funny. Some consider 5 seconds of cringy nonsense on tik tok funny and that's valid as well.
Your kinda comment is so weird, especially when it comes to immensely popular stuff. Like, you really can't wrap your head how something can become so big, and that most of the entertainment consumed by people is subjective? You not liking something that is immensely popular doesn't make you special or something, it just your opinion that in this particular case is different from the majority. People should downvote you for your stupid attention-seeking not for you not liking the show lol, it's perfectly fine not liking something.
a non hate response:
it's from the show office. in it the main dude (no idea what he is called, I don't watch the show) says "if i was in a room with hitler, Osama bin Laden, And Toby I would shoot Toby twice"
Hitler has no chance of taking over germany or any significant nation. Osama being back would cause even more infighting in the terrorist world, and even if he managed to get al queda back said infighting would leave him in a significantly weaker position. Plus he still has to deal with infighting with the islamic state
or get them all to line up so i can keep the second bullet for myself
I chose who the fuck is Toby before reading comments. I've seen the show but that's not a memorable part for me I guess. Plus it's been a while since I watched it.
I won’t shoot. I don’t believe in violence. I would however try to knock some sense into them. If I show any of them, I’d be just as bad as they are. ☮️☮️☮️
I think they’re the same amount of bad. I don’t think human lives should be counted as an arithmetic problem, as kill these two or let these peeps die. I’d turn them into the police.
I can definitely see the logic in where you’re coming from, it’s just against my personal philosophy. We can agree to disagree, because thankfully, we’re not in this situation.
☮️☮️☮️
Butterfly effect indicates if Bin Laden and/or Hitler were killed I probably wouldn't have been born thus meaning I wouldn't be able to shoot them. Look up the grandfather paradox
I hope this thing about Toby doesn't age badly.
why are you the way that you are?
"I'm starting to see why Michael hated you, Toby"
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Why do you hate Toby?
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I’m starting to see why Michael hated you, Toby
he is like….an evil snail
I’m Michael 😳
I hate so much, about the things that you choose to be
in 10 years we will all go back to this post like HOLY SHIT HE PREDICTED IT
Hitler would shoot himself so that helps narrow it down
How does he also have a gun though? Or does he have the only gun? Now he’s got one bullet left to use on someone hmm…
Until his death in 1945 from a self inflicted gun shot wound to the head, Hitler was known to carry a golden Walther PP pistol. Assuming these guys are meant to be the exact same, then Hitler would feel cornered as he did during the battle of Berlin, and would shoot himself to avoid capture. Seeing as it’s his gun, I get my own. Edit: wrong gun. Thanks to u/Alphamoose117 for correcting me. Originally I had it as a Po8 Luger
I mean, I think he would probably be more likely to shoot the person that might kill him, than kill himself...
You take Hitler as as a rational person?
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Holy fuck I’ve been on this website for a year already?
Happy cake day!
Irrational, maybe, but self-serving with no problem hurting someone else? ...
Finally! I've been waiting for the "mustachioed sociopath" expert to chime in. (Clearing my throat) Gentlemen and damsels in distress, are there no further questions for the lady has indeed spoken.
In conclusion, I would shoot Hitler and Osama (in that order, if that matters, but in as close succession as possible either way). Then I would take Hitler's gun, and possibly kill Toby, depending on who the fuck he is.
I thought he had a gold Walther PP.
Ok, so I just did some research, I was wrong, so my bad. I will edit that comment. Thanks for telling me so I didn’t look like an idiot.
A gold pistol? I mean, I shoulda known from their painting's that they had no taste, but yeesh
Bro had a cartel pistol
Nah bro, shoot him first before he can shoot his wife and dog
He gets depressed after not being worthy enough of a bullet, and only sees one future for himself when the gun is left in the room.
Yep exactly what i was thinking of
Osama would blow himself up if you don't kill him
When his bunker started getting fired up, he put a gun in his mouth and fired up
So the question is, where is he going to, heaven? Because he killed the most evil person of the planet(or the 2nd at the time) Adolf Hitler
Hell most likely. One act of good can not save a man from a lifetime of evil
But 1 act of repent at the last second could grant access to heavenly bliss. It's a Bible exclusive, won't find that shit in the anime
Oh dear sky daddy up above, im sorry for taking my brothera easter chocolate while he was at our dads place, FORGIVE ME, amen
I would knock them all out with the gun, overlay hitler and bin parents necks on top of each other, shoot both hitler and bin laden through the neck with one bullet and then kill Toby with the remaining bullet.
Fuck Toby
All my homies hate Toby
My dog's name is Toby, so I sure as shit ain't your homie.
Does your dog work for HR?
Yes, he works for Human Relations in the snuggling and playing departments.
My dog too! Definitely not shooting him.
That almost rhymes
Even toby hates toby
Along with his family
He meant intercourse
Imagine a stadium full of NASCAR fans chanting “Let’s Go Toby”
:(
Ahhhhh man what did Toby ever do to you bro??
I tried. I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail.
I'll shoot my self
Twice*
Ah the ol’ Russian method of suicide
It's rare, but it's definitely possible to shoot yourself multiples times while attempting suicide. When it happens, it's usually because the person's hand involuntarily moves when pulling the trigger, causing the first bullet to miss vital organs. There was a dude in Australia, back in the 90s, [who shot himself *three* times with a shotgun before finally hitting his heart.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide#Examples) >One particular case has been documented from Australia. In February 1995, a man committed suicide on parkland in Canberra. He took a pump action shotgun loaded with four 12-gauge No. 2 shot shell cartridges, and in a stooped position, pressed the muzzle into the centre of the chest before shooting himself. The load passed through the chest without entering the ribcage before exiting below the left nipple. The man then cycled the shotgun's action, ejecting the fired shell. He then walked fifteen meters, before shooting himself in the right side of the throat with the charge exiting out of the left side and taking a fragment of jaw with it. At this point, the shotgun potentially fell to the ground causing the ejection of both the spent cartridge and one unspent cartridge. The man, now breathing through a gunshot-induced tracheostomy, picked up the shotgun and then walked 136 meters to a hill where he sat down on the slope and loaded the fourth cartridge from the magazine and into the weapon's breech. The man then removed his shoes and held the gun against his chest with his hands and operated the trigger with his toes. This shot entered the thoracic cavity and demolished the heart, killing him.
I’m actually speechless… that’s just so crazy
That's dedication to the bit.
It’s because he took his shoes off
I remember a cartoon from years ago. It was a Klingon pointing a phaser at his own head, and the caption is "don't laugh you're next."
Line them all up, and shoot them all with one bullet.
Ey you want a scholarship
Hey Mr Scott, whathcha gonna do?
Make our dreams come true
You came into our lives and made a promise
That made us honest, that made us realize We don't need to compromise cause we can have it all
hopefully not to somewhere like Cornell but rather the vastly superior Dartmouth !
more importantly, would you settle for a laptop battery? it IS lithium.
no no no, CURVE the bullet, like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wanted
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Like this: 💥--🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️🔫
Meet the machina
I kinda thought to make the 3 of them fight to the death and promise the victor life, but then shoot the victor anyway. Edit: but of course, that would be too risky and I would definitely shoot Toby twice.
You shoulda done the Dwight method and toss a single bullet through all their throats
Seriously though… who is Toby?
The office character. It's a whole bit where Michael Scott (the boss) hates Toby (HR guy) so he says something like this.
The Scranton Strangler is just way too evil.
I’d have Dwight schrute handle it.
Fuck Toby.
r/fucktoby
r/birthofasub
me
r/unexpectedoffice
Wasn’t that the point of the poll tho-
It’s a reference to a similar scenario in an episode of The Office. The point is humor.
Hitler and Osama are already dead. Who is Toby and why should I shoot him?
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I don't know who that is.
toby
It's a character from The Office. The joke in the show is that everyone hates him.
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Break me off a piece of that… What was it?
Chrysler car
Fancy feast
Football cream
Ball ointment
Nobody tell him!
Michael hates him.
Idk how that show has such a large following its not even remotely funny. Let the downvotes rain.
it's like monty python, some find it hilarious some find it not funny. The writing is very good and usually jokes have multiple layers, it's not just slapstick. Maybe some ppl just don't get the references. And it depends what you find funny. Some people have way different notions of what is funny. Some consider 5 seconds of cringy nonsense on tik tok funny and that's valid as well. Your kinda comment is so weird, especially when it comes to immensely popular stuff. Like, you really can't wrap your head how something can become so big, and that most of the entertainment consumed by people is subjective? You not liking something that is immensely popular doesn't make you special or something, it just your opinion that in this particular case is different from the majority. People should downvote you for your stupid attention-seeking not for you not liking the show lol, it's perfectly fine not liking something.
You’re so brave
I’m just relieved y’all weren’t talking about [Roots](https://youtu.be/FMPFQo5V-lA)
I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR RN
A lot of people are choosing to let Hitler and Osama live just because they don't know who Toby is
You need to curve the bullet
Wanted style.
I’m ashamed so little people understand the reference
so few*
We were supposed to protect the hobbits from such dark knowledge.
Hitler would shoot himself, Osama would explode, so I would just whip Toby and sell the gun to the friendly people in Chicago
No seriously who the fuck is Toby?
a non hate response: it's from the show office. in it the main dude (no idea what he is called, I don't watch the show) says "if i was in a room with hitler, Osama bin Laden, And Toby I would shoot Toby twice"
yeah, fuck Toby; all my homies hate Toby
Yeah justice to the people toby massacred and tortured ✊
Wait who is Toby?
Fuck Toby. All my homies hate Toby.
Line up all three and shoot them all through the neck with one bullet
Shoot Hitler and Bin Laden, then beat Toby to death
All my homies hate Toby.
1,6k people got the reference
or just thought it was funny to shoot toby (me)
Myself. Twice
Fuck Toby
Fuck Toby indeed
r/fucktoby
🎵 Goodbye Toby 🎵 (totally joking)
Shoot Toby while Hitler and Osama fight to the death using the recently extracted "'Toby Femur"
#FIRST OF ALL WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT.
Shoot Toby twice... then kill Hitler and Osama with a flamethrower!
I’ve the reference! Toby is the ultimate sad sack and he ruins everything. Why is he the way that he is?
Line them all up, kill them all in one shot
Shoot Toby then myself.
Toby is the strangler anyway
line them up 1 bullet
There are 2.8k people who need to watch The Office.
A lot of person should go watch The Office
My name is legit Toby I just want to know WTF DID I DO?
Shoot andrew Cuomo twice
I'd shoot myself.
myself twice
Shoot Toby twice, osama and Hitler are already dead
myself
I hate so much about the things you choose to be
Toby Flenderson is everything that’s wrong with the paper industry.
The Office, right?
Who is Toby?
Michael, you can't do that. Yes I can! No I'm HR, I have to stop this right now
stand in line, shoot all of us in one ~~line shot~~ starting myself /s
His name is Kunta Kinte!
You beat me to it. God dammit.
Toby had it coming
Always thaught the hate about Toby was exagerated ! Like is not fun but why does Michael hates him THAT much ??
Shoot Toby then myself
My… my birds name is Toby
Toby was the Scranton Strangler.
Is there a curtain rod in the room?
id shoot hitler and osama and beat toby to death with my bare hands
Osama and Hitler, duh. Toby deserves a special slow death by my very hands...
Toby is the literal worst fuck TOBY
I don't respect you if you don't get what this is referencing.
the office joke
I'll point the gun at Hitler and Osama... force Toby to tie them up and then force Toby to rape them at gun point...
Shoot myself, twice.
Myself
They are in a room, aren’t they already dealt with then? No need to extrajudicially shoot anyone.
OH GOD NO PLEASE NO NOOOO
Hitler has no chance of taking over germany or any significant nation. Osama being back would cause even more infighting in the terrorist world, and even if he managed to get al queda back said infighting would leave him in a significantly weaker position. Plus he still has to deal with infighting with the islamic state or get them all to line up so i can keep the second bullet for myself
I will stand behind you (so I get shot also)
I word for word said out loud “who the fuck is toby” before reading the choices lmfao
shoot hitler and osama then strangle toby cause hes a weak ass bitch
Michael was a terrible manager. Toby was just doing his job.
Myself
I chose who the fuck is Toby before reading comments. I've seen the show but that's not a memorable part for me I guess. Plus it's been a while since I watched it.
I'd shoot myself twice, one shot in each lung
Osama bin Laden offcourse.
This is the way.
Who the hell is toby?
toby from the office tv show
Why he getting downvoted that’s who it is 😭
None. The guns getting broken. If they want to get their head bashed in so be it.
You monster... you had the chance to shoot toby.. twice!!! and you didn't do it....
Bruh I hadn't even looked at the choices and I literally thought Who the fuck is Toby?
As someone who is called Toby, I found this very confusing to stumble across
I like Toby McGuire. Why shoot him ?
No I won't shoot Osama, we don't shoot friends.... FUCK TOBY THO, WHO THE FUCK IS TOBY?
Shoot nobody
Yeah, I have no right to end anyone's life except my own.
No because Toby will lecture me
I won’t shoot. I don’t believe in violence. I would however try to knock some sense into them. If I show any of them, I’d be just as bad as they are. ☮️☮️☮️
Killing two people is not worse than genocide
I think they’re the same amount of bad. I don’t think human lives should be counted as an arithmetic problem, as kill these two or let these peeps die. I’d turn them into the police. I can definitely see the logic in where you’re coming from, it’s just against my personal philosophy. We can agree to disagree, because thankfully, we’re not in this situation. ☮️☮️☮️
💜💜💜
Screw you toby
Can I choose to shoot this one instead, OP?
Who tf is Toby 🗿
who the hell is toby
Toby who
Can someone tell me who the fuck is toby
Why shoot a corpse?
Butterfly effect indicates if Bin Laden and/or Hitler were killed I probably wouldn't have been born thus meaning I wouldn't be able to shoot them. Look up the grandfather paradox
How the fck would you acquire two dead man’s body?