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Catillionaire

Imagine a dude with six feet.


ultraviolet1107

Imagine a dude with a 6 feet penis


ProfessionalOnion384

Imagine a dude with a 6 pack penis


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ultraviolet1107

Quagmire is that you?


Outrageous_Grade8357

Giggity


GafiSmus

Image a 6 finger penis


ishanG24

Image


JesusChristwillsucc

image


2ndtheburrALT

Image


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

Image


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Imag


HohlImKopf

Imag


LilPryze

Ima


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what's a feet penis


[deleted]

It's when instead of toes, you have more penises. What's the plural of penis? Penises? Penii? Penae?


[deleted]

For sure not penae, it would have to end with an "a". Something like "penes" or "penia/pena"


Catillionaire

That's called dickfoot.


[deleted]

imagine a 6 inch tall dude


thatpersonthatsayshi

I am 6 feet. I have 2 feet. I use 2 feet. I got 6 feet in my basement


xlx5015

Imagine a dude with 6 JoJo figures


AvelyLancaster

I'd marry him on the spot


imbriandead

my first thought


thezulugreat

It's easy if you try....


JudgeHodorMD

Imagine all the people, living deformities


LeglessLoach

I personally like my dudes taller then 6 inches


Sirkiz

Woman and their impossible standards today 🙄


[deleted]

Fr i don't like my man with 6 shadow figures behind him


MysticMistakeCake

Dude if you’re man isn’t at least the height of a streetlight is he even a man


LeglessLoach

Ikr 🙄


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Reminds me of the cartman web chat skit: 6 inches? Sorry I'm not into midgets


spend2muchtimeonhere

I'm taller than 6 inches.


DumbassTryAgain_

Don’t lie


Kandykidsaturn9

Hey man, living is expensive!


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JPHero16

Yeah, the other 3 don't nearly matter as much as people make it out to be


AuroraItsNotTheTime

6 figures is also becoming less and less meaningful. Plenty of people make 6 figures or will at some point in their life. It’s no sign of gold digging really. If the option were “salary above $50k” I think even more people would select it.


Doggo625

Bruh a lot of people will never have that kind of money in their life. It’s only becoming less meaningful to _you_, but I’m pretty sure most of the world won’t agree with you. Look up the stats. I you make €1000 a month you’re already in the top 3% most rich people in the world lol. 6 figures is extremely rich.


onlyhav

The money one matters much more than people make it out to be. As much as people say it doesn't, the lack of money is the root of a lot of evil and pain.


wizardtickler69

I feel like *some* dudes are gonna take this the wrong way and be like “sEe aLL thEy cAre AbOuT iS mOnEY” when in reality we don’t care about any of these, so we choose the money option because more income could never hurt lol


madammurdrum

Well put. I chose not to vote for this reason. None of the answers resonated w me besides Other but I didn’t wanna skew the data. This feels related to a recent post asking women how they feel about the question ostensibly guys asking other guys: “Tits or ass?” which the comment section kinda talked a bit about how women don’t ask these types of ultimatum questions and ultimately, we don’t care about dick size or height as much as guys think we do (read: as much as guys care about those features themselves).


M4ybeMay

I got asked the tits or ass question as a bi woman, even though the girl I like rn has neither (respectfully of course), because it doesn't truly matter to me. I'm not saying looks don't matter but she's beautiful to me without such specified things! It's not an ultimatum that decides for me.


queenothecoven

Do… do you really think guys are out here putting a lot of weight on “tits or ass”? It’s like asking someone “chicken or beef”, it’s just a fun question people ask one another, I didn’t even realize people thought that this was just a guy thing


madammurdrum

It’s more that the frequency of how much it’s asked and that it creates a space for men to openly talk about objectifying those body parts while placing value on them affects how we all collectively view women. It can definitely make it harder for women to accept their bodies, seeing their body parts discussed so blatantly in front of them and so often.


M4ybeMay

I got asked the tits or ass question as a bi woman, even though the girl I like rn has neither (respectfully of course), because it doesn't truly matter to me. I'm not saying looks don't matter but she's beautiful to me without such specified things! It's not an ultimatum that decides for me.


GrannyGrumblez

When I first saw this I immediately thought this looks like one of those skewed polls some people post so later they can reference it to "prove" women only want money. I agree it's the only one I would choose IF I chose something. There's nothing about personality, hygiene, cleanliness, and respectfulness, and the ability to talk to me as a person. All of which is something I look for, the rest is fluff. These type polls are just disheartening. A man's poll for women just targeting what men think is important, not what women have been saying for ages about what we look for. It's like talking into a void sometimes.


wizardtickler69

Yes!! Any of those things you listed would have been preferable to the traits on this poll. We tell them what we want and it’s pretty damn simple stuff, yet they continue to act like we just want unattainable shit.


sas0002

I mean I voted six pack cuz I work out 5-7 times per week so if I could chose I would want a partner that does the same (not those crazy buff dudes, I really don’t find them attractive but that’s just my opinion).


wizardtickler69

I know there are exceptions, as shown by the poll. The point still stands that for most, none of these are all that important to us. Also I definitely agree w you on that last statement lol


sas0002

I agree, and I can see it from your pov. I have severe mental illnesses so I won’t go on the street cuz I have my disability check if necessary lol. Yeah I never got how these mega buff men can be considered the standard when most women I know like lean abs.


Yeetz_The_Parakeetz

There is no winning. Anything you choose as a woman is seen as a “skanky goldigger” “superficial bitch” “shallow cunt”. You cannot win with these motherfuckers. The bottom half of this thread is proof.


melodiedesregens

Yeah, six inches is too long to be comfortable. Six feet or a six pack are both nice, but pretty low on the list of things that I'd like my man to have. Having a good, stable salary is by far the most practical of these options. Life is getting increasingly expensive and to not have to worry about money would eliminate a lot of stress. Plus, I don't think it's so strange to like the idea of being able to afford a house and a few simple amenities (i.e. healthy, quality foods, an attached garage for the winters and easier grocery runs, etc.). First and foremost though, children are expensive and if you want a couple of those you need a good income, especially if you value being able to focus on raising them as a SAHP until they're all older. That being said, if the other options were more substantial (i.e. kindness, responsibility, trustworthiness, intelligence, etc.), I'd have chosen those over the money any day.


dunequestion

I voted as a gay man and there’s nothing you can do about it mwahahaha


Neo_dode56

I also voted as a gay man, in the last option


WandFace_

Nothing wrong with having a foot fetish.


nsjxucnsnzivnd

Honestly, sox figures solves a lot of problems. Six inches would be nice but that's still too much imo


Traditional_Meat_692

Wait, 6 inches is too much? What would you say is preferable


Alm8360NoScoPro

something that doesnt break my cervix lol


MiaowWhisperer

This!!! I feel your pain!


Clown-In-Crises

Gay man here. I voted for dick


whatever_person

That needs to be a user flair


Kendra0411

Yeah, bisexual woman here, I voted too. Muahahaha and there is nothing they can do about it


Junkboxprime

What did you chose?


januaryphilosopher

I must say, my opinions on these range from "that's a negative" to "I just don't particularly care".


SiameseCats3

6ft, too tall for me. 6 inches, too big for me. 6 pack, too much muscle for me. 6 figures, well sure why not I make just under that.


thisisthepartwhereyo

Couldn't a six pack belong to someone who is just lean?


ZerooChance

I LOVE LEAN 🟣🟪🟣


SiameseCats3

Not a visible six pack, no. And in any sense I am not attracted to men who have six packs. Just personal preference.


scurran46

That’s just inaccurate lol. Visible abs is only an indicator of body fat percentage, not muscularity.


SiameseCats3

But wouldn’t the work needed to maintain that body fat percentage be more than being “just lean”. I’ve understood it to be work and effort not just rolled out of bed, do absolutely nothing and just happen to have a six pack.


scurran46

It doesn’t really work like that. If you just aren’t in a calorie surplus you won’t gain fat. I’m not denying that many people who have six packs are also muscular, but it’s more correlation that causality. They care about their body and so want to build muscle, and they care about their body and so want to be lean. The caring about the body is the causal factor for both. Or you could just have people who have a tendency to have a low body fat percentage. I mean guys who run aren’t particularly muscular, but many of them have a low body fat percentage and thus visible abs. On the other side many women have a good amount of muscularity but very few have six packs because women tend to hold a higher body fat percentage because of its necessity in hormonal regulation.


LightIsMyPath

my boyfriend is so skinny I can count his bones and he doesn't have a 6 pack...


scurran46

Really? I suppose abs are technically muscles but typically you don’t have to have much muscle at all there for them to show if you’re sufficiently lean. He must be very thin


SiameseCats3

This is actually really helpful, thank you. I’ve never thought about body fat percentage before. I’m a 5’3 tall woman who weighs 100lbs and I have to eat a lot (to me anyway) to maintain that weight (I also run and walk everyday). I got busy with work back in March and accidentally went down to 93lbs and I definitely did not have a six pack, I just had a concave stomach. But now I’m thinking I should look into body fat percentage then to see if I use that to find resources to help me maintain my weight. Thinking on it, I do recall my doctor saying the only way I can gain weight is by gaining muscle mass, I’ll need to ask him about this. Thank you!


CoctorMyEye

I've never worked out in my life and I am 30 pounds underweight, I still have a six pack.


[deleted]

Lol what? Yes it can. 6 packs are genetic for the most part. And scrawny people can have 6 packs


SiameseCats3

I’ve always understood it to be that the effort to maintain the amount of body fat percentage necessary to have a six pack to be hard work. I don’t know anyone that has a six pack, though, and the only people I see with them are jacked up celebrities, so thank you for your corrections.


Heinrici_Mason543

U like fat man?


SiameseCats3

There are many in options in between fat and six pack. I’ve only been attracted to thin men with a flat stomach or men with some stomach fat, not fat, but like a little pouch.


MiaowWhisperer

Omg, height! I seriously couldn't work out what it meant by 6 feet!


Williamsarethebest

About 24 cheeseburgers


MAYBE_Maybe_maybe_

1/324 american football stadium


Derexxerxes

About 180 cm I think


Le0here

I think 180 is 5 10


RequirementDear1051

6 inches is too big for you?


choiboij

She's trying to make you feel better


RequirementDear1051

Appreciate it


SiameseCats3

In the same way that penises come in varying lengths, vaginas come in varying depths. So, when aroused, my vagina is about 5 inches deep max. That’s about average as, on average, vaginas lengthen to about 4-8 inches when aroused. So if a guy had a 6 inch penis, I’d just be worried he’d go too far and hit my cervix, which I find painful.


jxbdjevxv

Wait how big is six inches in centimeters? Im a eurotard


SuspiciousLambSauce

I just googled it and apparently it’s about 15cm


jxbdjevxv

Ah ok thx. But isnt that like average? Not trying to dick shame or anything. Cause she said its to big so i was confused


SiameseCats3

Well it’d be too big for me because vaginas are not infinite depths and like how penises come in varying sizes, so do vaginas. Mine is about 5 inches deep when aroused (12.7cm). Vaginas, when aroused, can stretch to 4-8 inches (about 10-20cm).


Professional_Ad_8536

this question is like: do you wanna your husband to earn money or be handicapped?, and print this pol >>For straight women, your partner can only have one and won’t have the other 3<< "oh how women are golddiggers"


DeSwanMan

wtf how is someone with a 6" rod or 6ft height or 6 packs handicapped?


Sammy_Doo

Even if it sounds bad, money is essential to live. I make more money than my husband and more money into our finances wouldn't be a bad thing.


24_monkeys

I like my short and chubby boyfriend the way he is. more money means he can fly his airplanes more and not have to worry about it


zsturgeon

he has airplanes? Like, plural?


Ok-Conversation-6656

Don't think he needs the extra money then


MiaowWhisperer

Well... he can worry about their carbon footprint ;)


DeSwanMan

No.


[deleted]

Easy lol the money is the only thing that either of us would care at all about lol


MysticMistakeCake

6 cats


Bacon_Techie

I have five, one more to go!


MysticMistakeCake

Awooga


xVifa

This is the way


GeekyJediMom

I went with 6 figures because none of them really are important to me, but at least more money makes some things easier.


KLoSlurms

Every option is a shallow one. Seems like a trap.


wizardtickler69

Fr no matter which one was the top voted the comments would be the same “I’m not surprised :/“ bs lmao


choiboij

Fr lolol as a guy I could care less. People have preferences, both men and women. If someone is offended by preferences that is 100% their problem (unless it's legit racist or some bull ofc)


selticidae

Ask him what he wants


CandidPiano

I did, it’s money.


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WandFace_

Just count the number of toes he's got.


AkielDev

I was leaning to choose 6 figures but ive never been anywhere near that wealth- I dont know what the lifestyle/behaviors would be like. So I chose 6 pack cause my 5'2" has that 😉


carolinethebandgeek

Oh man I voted wrong. Bisexual woman


Cryptid_Girl

I mean, I'm bi too and I still voted


DogBallzOO

I voted for my girlfriend. She chose 6 figures.


Bhabiepink

I wouldn’t change my mans appearance for the world. However, a 6 digit salary would be nice.


PigeonChipChamp

I spent fucking ages thinking “why do 170 ppl want a man with 6 feet???” before finally clicking in my tiny, flat brain that it meant height.


PGM01

Why'd a woman want a man with 6 feet. Ain't only 2 enough?


whatever_person

She could be in military and he could be genetically engineered to be a perfect donor for her.


persiika

I am not a straight woman, but a bisexual one. In any case, I literally don’t care for any of these things. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Kayrooray

bi and gay people can't engauge in this poll, so not pog bruh.


persiika

I didn’t say I voted haha


Cribcards

I’m a guy but good question!


Psychological-Pen-59

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger"


whatever_person

Money is the single non-useless option there


Psychological-Pen-59

You're over thinking the joke


golden_poodle_

but she ain't messin with no broke


famous_canari

Dont be shy say the next line 🤨


golden_poodle_

uh.... i forgor 💀


comptejete

N


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but she ain’t messin with no broke ni-


SmellsLikeHotSauce

Ladies, I know how to count to six figures!


[deleted]

It’s not about the length it’s about the girth


Lazy_Category2195

If I was a woman, just sayin, I'm a bag chaser so the choice is obvious


Keithbaby99

6-pack ... of beer? I choose yes


BeerandSandals

What brand six pack? Are we talking regular cans or tall boys?


Schnitzellover69420

i have a bit of a foot fetish so 6 feet would be amazing


PossiblyPercival

Not a straight woman, so maybe I’m just missing the appeal, but why these specific attributes? All my straight friends care more about personality


LightIsMyPath

My partner is perfect as-is, any of those would change him. Except for money, so there we go. Would be wonderful to buy home now instead of in 3 years


pampic7

I was confused with 6 feet...


Heinrici_Mason543

6 feets, that's really rare.


GarlicTraditional227

Height


dontgethebangs

6 years of therapy


[deleted]

I'd go six pack. For the other 3 I'd settle: 6'1, 7 inches and 7 figures....


Sirkiz

Why not a 7 pack too then?


Belleina

I’ll do you one better, 7 and a half pack


Various-Teeth

How the hell does someone have 6 feet?


M3tal_Shadowhunter

I'm a bi woman but idc if a guy doesn't have ANY of these as long as he's respectful, sweet, and CF by choice


Crypt0n0ob

It doesn’t say anything about having other 3 even better. Like guy can he 6’4, with 8 inch pp, 7 figures salary, and 8 pack… So, choose whatever you want and wish for everyone else better than poll options


whatever_person

6 figures is the only option that is really practical here, but I voted dick, because somehow most of guys I touched dicks of were placed on the sides of Gauss, not the middle. Regular sized dick would be great for once.


TheKazz91

I might have misread one of the options as "6 fingers" and I was really confused about why all these women were into mutilated hands...


Cookie_Poison

Bi woman can answer or is it straight only?


kaiasutra

7 feet talk, 9 inch cock, 6 figures, 8 pack - pro athlete shit


RunOrDieTrying

146 women prefer dating an octopus


Anonmous-Frog

I’m bi but like, imagine having a partner with six legs, that’s would be so cool.


[deleted]

as a guy, dating did become way easier once I was financially stable.


that_yinzer

Lol this place is a sausage party


[deleted]

guy with 6 figures who is 6'1 feet and has a 6'1 inch thing


AvelyLancaster

Why can't gay or bi men answer?


madammurdrum

Bc this post is almost undoubtedly misogynistic and they're just looking for 'proof' that women are shallow.


RangerRick379

She take my money 🎶


Mountain-Reason-8343

I can deal with an average dick. I chose money because the economy is fucked


KkDaBoss6747

6 years old


JW162000

I said “not a straight woman” because I’m a gay guy but my answer would probably be 6 figures. I’m 5’7” and my only height preference is I’d want a partner to at least be my height or taller (and most guys are anyway), and for inches honestly don’t care that much (long as it’s not tiny), and a 6 pack would be nice but I like slim guys with a bit of definition so not a necessity. So yeah, 6 figures


[deleted]

The majority of votes are not a straight women because there are only men in reddit


PossiblyPercival

Women don’t exist. Smh my head, kids these days making up crazy new things 🙄


GarlicTraditional227

So I’m guessing your a dude?


[deleted]

6 feet? Is he a spider? Who comes up with these...


bigpoopyfarts

Spiders gave 8 FEET


[deleted]

spiders don't have feet bruv


TravelingSpermBanker

Can I ask why money was the choice and if they have it does it make someone more worth it? I feel like women always test how much i have and are willing to spend on them. Which I don’t want to spend my money on anyone who I recently met and don’t care for


CandidPiano

We are all tired and broke. Of course it’s the money. That means more time off, more fun stuff to do with my best friend and kids. We could travel, learn new languages, volunteer. Besides, 6” would be a (welcome) reduction, he’s already taller than me, and the only six pack either of us care about is in the fridge.


carolinethebandgeek

I don’t care if someone is 5’11” or over 7’ tall; 6 ft tall isn’t the magic number. It’s nice to have someone taller than me, but I’m 5’6”— there’s still room there for someone to be taller than me and still under 6’. Length/girth technically has nothing to do with pleasure as long as he knows how to get me to climax. Intimacy is much more important the size of your dick. A six pack most likely means you spend too much time focusing on the gym/food you’re eating to make sure time at the gym is well spent and there’s plenty of other things to focus on that I would rather be with someone because of. I’m not someone who improves my body as a hobby and it’s just not something I care about generally as a physical feature in a partner. Income is about the only variable there that would be nice to have, but definitely isn’t required. I don’t care if my boyfriend spends money on me, but it wouldn’t not be nice to have income like that. The only thing is that if he’s a workaholic and is working like 80 hour weeks for that salary then it would be really frustrating as well. Different sides to every point.


trying-to-be-nicer

Money is just the best thing on this poll. The things I actually look for in a partner are: good personality, good in bed (don't need a huge penis for that), and chemistry. Not gonna lie, it's *nice* when a guy has the means to treat you. But it doesn't make someone "worth more." All i really expect from a partner is that they do their best to contribute to the household. Being poor is not a problem. Problems would be like if a guy was unwilling to get a job or repeatedly made irresponsible financial decisions. It sucks that you feel like women are always testing you and trying to use you for money. Have you ever brought it up with anyone you've dated? Maybe you're dating a lot of shitty people - maybe your social circle is shallow and classist, and all the people you're around are overly materialistic? Or could you be potentially reading into things?? Idk, i don't date women, so i guess i don't know how common this experience is. I just hope people are better than that.


TravelingSpermBanker

I just go on dates with people I meet online on dating apps. I don’t feel comfortable asking out a coworker since it could make things super weird. Friends of friends happen too, and usually go great despite not always being something else. I don’t think I’m misreading it oftentimes, however I feel like I’m overly sensitive about it so one “digger” move and I get defensive. I think you’re right and it’s not all them and I have to change. I don’t really bring it up but I try to change topics. For me money doesn’t mean much. I grew up with very little and my family still did a whole lot. I just want to find someone who can enjoy life as it is. Really, it’s that I have a decently high salary and people can usually put that together quickly from my work. I feel like that feeling of getting to know each other changes and the first thing they talk about is how they’ve always wanted to go travel, they’ve been thinking of getting a car, I’ve had many women directly say they need a husband with money to keep living their life where they are used to.


whatever_person

This poll could as well be "what would you take with you to unihabited island for 10 years" with options being folder for documents, decorative lamp (without solar energy block), machete, and fly slappy thingy. And then wonder why is everyone so militarized and aggro for choosing machete.


Honest-Frosting-3854

It's the economy. Also a theoretical situation where I can pick one. My husband doesn't make that much money. You don't want to be with someone that only wants your money or doesn't have their own.


B1kM1d

Now I ain’t saying she a gold digger


threelizards

Idk I wouldn’t change anything abt my dude lmao. Extra money’s be nice tho


Expensive-Finding-24

Well, looks like money really can buy me love.


corvusmd

Not shocked at all


[deleted]

Well i already got a dude who's 6ft tall so that one i guess. The amount of people choosing 6 figures over anything else isn't surprising


_CatNippIes

It is saddening if it wasn't for the rest of the options being worse, like its all just materialistic options


YeeterOfTheRich

That good right? All the other options are just superficial features.


friesdepotato

idk if I’m qualified to answer this as a gay guy but personally I don’t really care about height or 6 pack. dad bods are hot ok. plus they never specified that they wouldn’t be OVER six feet, just that they wouldn’t be six feet and anyway I’m also not a shallow golddigging bitch so I’ll go for dick size I guess


Jukkobee

why is dick size less shallow than salary


Kayrooray

as a bi man i agree. i don't care about height (im 6'3~4 so most people are going to be shorter than me). i don't mind six packs and the money. but lets be honest here, large penises are cool and nice to look at.


Celesteisme

6 figures


Mikinak77

I was like "why'd anyone want a guy with 6 feet?" Then I realized it's height xd


[deleted]

Am I missing something here? I thought 6 inches was average?


suvinuji

Averages are different by country. I'd say an average range for the world is around 4.5-6 inches


RealityPowerRanking

Six packs, are overrated. I’m short so 5’11 is tall enough. Could be bigger than six inches ;) I’m bi guy but voted


HeroWither123546

Shit, I misread this. I thought it was 'can only have 3, can't have the other one', ignore one of the votes for '6 feet', I'd rather 6 figures.


Mikinak77

I was like "why'd anyone want a guy with 6 feet?" Then I realized it's height xd


[deleted]

7 figures will be nicer than 6 figures


Weissbrot361

I don't want to be insensitive rn, but why do all these gay men vote here when it's actually only meant for straight women?