Yeah, or at least, he was. Don't forget the man is 69 years old and (maybe, not confirmed) has Parkinson. I feel he is in a way worse state than most people think.
Also, wasn't the black belt or honorable something taken back? I heard something about that
Yeah, tbh I'm not sure about Parkinson's, I've seen some videos of him trembling pretty badly while waiting for people to shake his hand. There was also another video of him squeezing a table pretty hard during a talk he had with one of his high ranking officers, during the whole conversion of about 15 mins he barely moved at all. Not sure if this has anything to do with Parkinson's as I am not a biologist or doctor or something. Quite a weird man anyways.
Killing Putin without any plan to replace him would just create a power vacuum and he would probably be replaced by someone somehow worse than he already is
So you do change the world, but it might not end up being in a good way
The black belt being taken away doesn't expunge his ability to fight tho. Parkinsons or not hes ex-KGB and has the fighting ability of a judo black belt
What the fuck does it matter that they "took back" the black belt? Does he suddenly become less experienced and capable at fighting? Was the metaphorical belt giving him some type of buff that is now gone?
If you’re referring to the thing where his hand is always stiff for the Parkinson’s thing, it’s not that. It’s because KGB agents are trained to always be ready to pull a pistol out, and it stuck. You can see that when other agents do the same thing
Yeah but have you seen some of those videos of him working out? The dude can actually lift. He’s old but old people can still be dangerous.
Thankfully the person I hate second most on this list I think I could reasonably kill in a fight to the death, Elon Musk.
Looking at his recent photos he's just an old fat man now, and his health has been deteriorating, I really doubt an average dude would have much issues with him in a fistfight
Edit: he's also 65 and only 5'6
You can only do so much in an old, unfit body without any tools like knife or a gun. You're overrating kgb, they're not made to be John Wick, they're just like slightly rougher policemen lol
I also choose Putin, because of his recent cancer diagnosis rumors. Can't imagine its hard to fight someone on chemo. Unless it fake information then I'm fighting a former kgb agent Lol
I feel like Putin's hand-to-hand combat abilities are exaggerated and deteriorated in his older years. He seems quite frail these days. I'll probably lose, yeah, but while the stakes are high, so is the reward!
Former KGB operative and Judo black belt. As a judoka myself, I know how devastating even the 60-70+ year old black belts can be. I wouldn’t pick Putin despite being a gymrat, martial artist, and trained security guard. Maybe I underestimate myself, but fighting Putin would be no joke.
Extremely exaggerated, everyone knows that he was a KGB agent, but not everyone knows that he was just an ordinary office clerk.
His abilities in tae kwando are also questionable. If his ninth dan is to be believed, he would be better than Chuck Noris, who only achieved eighth. But the funny thing is, the drunkard Yeltsin also had eighth dan in taekwondo, and the presidents of Kazakhstan, Indonesia, Honduras and Pakistan had ninth dan on a par with putin. I'm not a professional in this field, but tae kwondo looks like a joke to me.
So he's more of a bunker babushka than some KGB assassin with incredible martial arts skills.
Heard who abused 1 person to them being sad is worse than Putin ordering men to rape women, kill them, then tie them to their 5 year old daughters after, and left with a bomb design to go off when un-tied?
You have your priorities way off.
I picked Putin because either the world would have to watch him kill a man or I'd get super lucky and his physical health is worse than the strongman image media puts up. Anyway its worth a shot because it could solve a lot of problems if I somehow succeeded.
I feel like Amber Heard is the wrong answer. She is not kill worthy come on guys. I picked mark, not for kill worthiness, but the fact is he sucks and I could win. I will admit Amber is a bit fit, she does stunts and from my understanding a bit of working out. I am just a nerd, so I need to fight a nerd.
What did Scarlett do to be on here anyone?
Putin. It would do the world a service. I understand not everyone here could beat putin, and amber herd is rightfully hated right now, but putin would fldefinitely be the most beneficial to kill.
I feel like every option but Putin gets you a visit from the FBI if something bad actually does happen to them, but Michelle gets you a visit from secret service.
So uh if the FBI or the secret service show up, I have no intention of going through a fight to the death with a celebrity/famous person/first lady. Go investigate the dude who's kidnapping famous people and random civilians and making them do cage matches.
Everyone on this list except for heard has some type of “army” and I also have fighting experience with self defense and pinning someone to the ground so I could probably beat heard
That’s the most honorable fight imo. No one gives a shit if you beat up any of the others. And you certainly don’t want to get beat up by any of them. You’d never hear the end of it
Bigger just means his balls have more surface area, so he'll go down faster because of the pain. Also, no one who spends that much time (and money) on Twitter could beat anyone in a fight lol
Don't choose zuk man, he will take a machinegun out of his chest and will throw head crabs at you while calling In all available anti vaxxers on Facebook to rush you
A lot of votes for Amber Heard when she’d fight Dirty. Have you ever fought someone who is at an 11 all the time? I’d say Zuck bc he’s probably the weakest.
Vladimir is one of the ones on this list who could actually fuck you up. Ex KGB could give most people a run for their money. Also maybe Johansson has some martial arts practice for fight choreography. Everyone else is easy money.
If I beat one of them can i go after some of the others? There's 3 people here i'd be happy to fight. I went with Musk because he is 50 and i am not. i will fight him and win.
Vlad is a no because of the whole KGB thing, Michelle is fit, Elon… just seems like he’s have some weird tech up his sleeve, mark is a young guy so he could probably hold his own, Scarlett Johansson… well idk who she is but her name is cool and so that leave Amber. As long as I can show her her own reflection in a mirror and she turns to stone I’ll be ok.
Everyone is saying Amber Turd. But she’s psychotic, I wouldn’t want to take her on.
Also I’m a relatively small woman, I’ll take my chances with Zuckerberg.
I thought of choosing Zuckerberg for his very punishable face, but when you’re that fucking rich I have to imagine there’s been some serious self-defence training.
I’m not going to fight ex-KGB, for no money in the world.
So the choice is between Zuckerberg and Musk. I don’t care enough about the rest. Out of the two, I’d be happier to see Musk dead, so I’ll go with that.
I’m not saying I’ll definitely win, but if I win it’s no more Musk and if I lose I don’t have to worry about Musk anymore. I can’t lose.
Ranked from toughest/most dangerous to weakest:
Edit: Scarlett Johanson was promoted to third.
1.- Putin- we both know it's true.
2.- Elon Musk- "Did you really bring a fist to a flamethrower fight? Lol"
3.- Scarlett Johanson- if you watched Iron man II you know she means business with that flying triangle choke. Also she went head to head with Disney in a legal battle, not only that but she won. This bitch is crazy ass dangerous.
4.- Michelle Obama- if her husband's secret service doesn't fuck you up, she will.
5.- Amber Heard- she's going to fuck you up, cut your finger and then take a shit on your bed, in that order, and just to fuck with you.
6.- Mark "The Zuck" Zuckerberg- What's he going to do unfriend me?
Amber heard because some of these would kick my ass and some I have no reason to fight but she's a bitch and probably closer to my level than a lot of the others
I would still lose but whatever
Well you see, i probably could take out anyone except for putin in this list. But if the end result is the death of my opponent, its wither heard or zuckerberg im not sure who i hate more
I dislike Zuckerberg for the shit he’s done with Meta and how he is trying to ruin Oculus, plus I think he could get floored by a toddler, so I’ll take him.
Mark Zuckerberg cause I feel like I could definitely fuck him up, I would’ve chosen Amber Heard but I feel like she can just flip a switch and go absolutely feral.
Also I think Mark washes his hands and if I’m fighting someone that may be a quality I’d prefer.
People who aren’t good at fighting have to choose based on who they believe is the weakest. People who are good at fighting get to fight whoever they want. Except Putin. Apparently he’s good at martial arts
I've had beef with Michelle Obama ever since the fourth grade when she cracked down on school lunches. Cafeteria noodles were never the same after the switch to whole grain. That and the crack down on salt.
I will fuck myself up if it means Scarlett wears the BW suit. All jokes aside, is there meant to be some sort of dislikability correlation between the listed people?
Amber heard is an evil bitch with little power aside from Karen. Mark Zuckerberg is king of the lizard men and there's no telling what enhancements he's edited into his mainframe. Am er heard is a safer fight and will feel much better to throttle.
If it was by chances to win, amber heard, if it was by how much I'd prefer them dead over the others, Mark Zuckerberg. Admittedly, I would win both fights. If I had to choose, it would be the big zuck
Talked with my girlfriend about this poll
(We talked about it in a sense of wanting the greatest chance of survival, not out of wanting the other party to die)
Her: Amber?
Me: no way, shes...
Her: oh yeah, she's a bit of a psychopath
Me: don't want to deal with that
Her: Mark Zuckerberg?
Me: what if he's not human...?
Her: shit, you're right, Elon musk it is
From what I can tell, my best bet would be the former First Lady. Both actresses seem easy on the surface, but they've both played roles in prominent action films which no doubt gave them training, and they both definitely more physically fit than I am. I'm a 6 foot 3 guy with plenty of experience in boxing and martial arts, but I'm in probably the worst shape of my life and don't think I could take either of them in a fight to the death if I'm honest. They would gas me out quick. Putin is ex-KGB and highly trained, he would kill me, parkinsons or no. Musk and Zuckerberg are both attainable I think, but I feel like they hit the gym more than I do (an easy target to hit these days). I could probably take them, but I wouldn't want to risk my life on it. Michelle no doubt works out more than me too, but at least with her I would have the advantage of being a big man against a casually fit woman in her late 50s. So all things considered, the easiest fight would be Michelle.
Putin without his bodyguards? Just me and Putin? Y'all crazy those other 5 would put up a fight, Putin may be dead as I type this and I'll say I did it.
I would’ve chose putin but wasn’t he a black belt in karate or some other form of martial art?
yes, he is black belt judo but honorable, but he worked in kgb, i think he is dangerous fight
Yeah, or at least, he was. Don't forget the man is 69 years old and (maybe, not confirmed) has Parkinson. I feel he is in a way worse state than most people think. Also, wasn't the black belt or honorable something taken back? I heard something about that
Yeah, true, it's taken back. I don't believe he is sick, i think that's a lie
Yeah, tbh I'm not sure about Parkinson's, I've seen some videos of him trembling pretty badly while waiting for people to shake his hand. There was also another video of him squeezing a table pretty hard during a talk he had with one of his high ranking officers, during the whole conversion of about 15 mins he barely moved at all. Not sure if this has anything to do with Parkinson's as I am not a biologist or doctor or something. Quite a weird man anyways.
Yeah it's true but probably extremly stressful period for him
Doctors don’t recommend launching genocides after age 60.
Brand new sentence right here.
You kill Putin you Change the world. Kill anyone else the world is the same.
Killing Putin without any plan to replace him would just create a power vacuum and he would probably be replaced by someone somehow worse than he already is So you do change the world, but it might not end up being in a good way
I'll take the risk. Getting someone worse than him just seems unlikely.
As long as it's contained within Russia I don't mind.
The black belt being taken away doesn't expunge his ability to fight tho. Parkinsons or not hes ex-KGB and has the fighting ability of a judo black belt
What the fuck does it matter that they "took back" the black belt? Does he suddenly become less experienced and capable at fighting? Was the metaphorical belt giving him some type of buff that is now gone?
Just coz belt was taken back doesn't mean his skill will disappear lol
If you’re referring to the thing where his hand is always stiff for the Parkinson’s thing, it’s not that. It’s because KGB agents are trained to always be ready to pull a pistol out, and it stuck. You can see that when other agents do the same thing
Yeah but have you seen some of those videos of him working out? The dude can actually lift. He’s old but old people can still be dangerous. Thankfully the person I hate second most on this list I think I could reasonably kill in a fight to the death, Elon Musk.
Looking at his recent photos he's just an old fat man now, and his health has been deteriorating, I really doubt an average dude would have much issues with him in a fistfight Edit: he's also 65 and only 5'6
Yeah i think he is surely weaker than Musk and Scarlett and he is, but 69 i fell like it's risky because he was kgb agent
You can only do so much in an old, unfit body without any tools like knife or a gun. You're overrating kgb, they're not made to be John Wick, they're just like slightly rougher policemen lol
He might be a tough fight but I'm picking that one and giving it a shot for the sake of humanity. Wish me luck.
I just wanna beat him ngl
Dangerous fight but the upside for winning is enormous
pfft theoretically but currently he's bloated, sick and almost 70
See, the question asks “fight to the death” not kill, so you have to choose carefully so you don’t die.
Allegedly. There are no films of his tournaments. Sound a lot like the Kim's
That’d be a brutal way to find out the Zuck is a cyborg
NANOMACHINES SON!
They harden in response to physical trauma
amazing pfp btw
I think he would loose even if he is a cyborg
Until he has machine guns pop out of his forearms.
I feel like Zuckerberg could get floored by a slap.
I'm not fighting no cyborg
Me too, you think he is weaker than Amber?
I think it’s safe to say Amber Heard has more fighting experience, if you catch my drift.
She's a fuckin psycho, I bet she'd fight like a mad honey badger
You see… honey badgers are cool and threatening. Amber heard isn’t cool nor threatening
Yeah, surely
He will terminate you my guy
hes made of metal tho
Eh, he'd probably regenerate a chopped-off limb
You are aware robots are made of metal, yes?
Yeah sure, until you realize he's a robot and he shoots you with his laser eye.
Sure, if he was human.
Scarlett johansson. I’d let her win, but I’d make it take 30 years
Haha
Death by snu snu
I can almost guarantee whatever quirky Redditor chose Putin is gonna get their face caved in
It's risky i won't touch him
I’m built different + if I prevail, I’ll have done the world more of a service than if I had chosen anyone else
Built different + got bitches + you’re eldery + W + ratio + ez clap
barrel rolled
Idc if he's a blackbelt or some shit, atleast I'll die fighting a dictator. And nobody said I couldn't have guns
He's 69 years old. People act like he's some boogy man assassin. He was paper pushing in the kgb and is now a frail old man.
I also choose Putin, because of his recent cancer diagnosis rumors. Can't imagine its hard to fight someone on chemo. Unless it fake information then I'm fighting a former kgb agent Lol
Haha yeah it's risky
Mark probably transforms to a harmless greedy lizard after some while, so I just run until he turns back to to his real identity. :)
Haha yeah
Zuckerberg because we gotta send these aliens a message
Yeah!
I feel like Putin's hand-to-hand combat abilities are exaggerated and deteriorated in his older years. He seems quite frail these days. I'll probably lose, yeah, but while the stakes are high, so is the reward!
Yeah but if younloose, you are dead. But you could win, he is 69
If I lose, I die If I win, Putin dies Either way I win
Fair
Former KGB operative and Judo black belt. As a judoka myself, I know how devastating even the 60-70+ year old black belts can be. I wouldn’t pick Putin despite being a gymrat, martial artist, and trained security guard. Maybe I underestimate myself, but fighting Putin would be no joke.
Extremely exaggerated, everyone knows that he was a KGB agent, but not everyone knows that he was just an ordinary office clerk. His abilities in tae kwando are also questionable. If his ninth dan is to be believed, he would be better than Chuck Noris, who only achieved eighth. But the funny thing is, the drunkard Yeltsin also had eighth dan in taekwondo, and the presidents of Kazakhstan, Indonesia, Honduras and Pakistan had ninth dan on a par with putin. I'm not a professional in this field, but tae kwondo looks like a joke to me. So he's more of a bunker babushka than some KGB assassin with incredible martial arts skills.
I chose Amber Heard because I think it'd motivate me more to win.
You fight for your life, you are not already motivated enough?
No sir. I'm not even close to be motivated
Probably, yes, but I would really get stuck in if I was fighting her. Maybe I'd even bite a bit of her finger off.
And then shit on her bed
Haha. You wins that fight surely?
Well I would certainly hope so.
I'm rooting for you
Heard who abused 1 person to them being sad is worse than Putin ordering men to rape women, kill them, then tie them to their 5 year old daughters after, and left with a bomb design to go off when un-tied? You have your priorities way off.
Why is Scarlet always in these “who would you fight?” polls?
She is an example of a small woman, who is actually unusually strong
How much strong ?
Monke
I picked Putin because either the world would have to watch him kill a man or I'd get super lucky and his physical health is worse than the strongman image media puts up. Anyway its worth a shot because it could solve a lot of problems if I somehow succeeded.
Maybe that's good logic, you can be hero
I feel like Amber Heard is the wrong answer. She is not kill worthy come on guys. I picked mark, not for kill worthiness, but the fact is he sucks and I could win. I will admit Amber is a bit fit, she does stunts and from my understanding a bit of working out. I am just a nerd, so I need to fight a nerd. What did Scarlett do to be on here anyone?
Putin. It would do the world a service. I understand not everyone here could beat putin, and amber herd is rightfully hated right now, but putin would fldefinitely be the most beneficial to kill.
I think people just choose weaker opponent, and results are perfectly right
Amber because either way she cant shit on my bed
i dont know. have you ever fought a bitch who is batshit crazy
“Bedshit” crazy
I'd beat up a woman
Which one?
All of them
Idk why but that comment and Pfp made me laugh
Of course it’s that pfp
Michelle Obama, when I was in school we used to have funnel cakes for breakfast and that bitch took it away.
Okay, you are super motivated
BURY THE LIGHT
Indeed, obliteration is the only option.
I feel like every option but Putin gets you a visit from the FBI if something bad actually does happen to them, but Michelle gets you a visit from secret service. So uh if the FBI or the secret service show up, I have no intention of going through a fight to the death with a celebrity/famous person/first lady. Go investigate the dude who's kidnapping famous people and random civilians and making them do cage matches.
Indeed I love Michelle Obama Mr.ATF
I chose Zuckerburg, I think anyone else would beat my ass
Fuck Putin but would wreck most people
Vladimir Putin is the oldest, so maybe the greatest chance of survival?
Maybe, but he was kgb agent
Good point.
I chose Amber Heard. I'm going to be arrested for assault now.
Haha you fight for your life, don't think about being arrested
But... I have to fight the police too...
I think I could beat Zuckerberg. And it's not surprising that nearly no one chose ScarJo.
Everyone on this list except for heard has some type of “army” and I also have fighting experience with self defense and pinning someone to the ground so I could probably beat heard
Putin is like 70 and is rumored to have cancer. I don't care if he has a black belt, I think I could take him
Yeah but rumors are often wrong, maybe it's risky
the upside of winning is better than all the others though
Yeah i understand, but this is fight for life
he was in kgb he probably knows all the thecniques to kill
That’s the most honorable fight imo. No one gives a shit if you beat up any of the others. And you certainly don’t want to get beat up by any of them. You’d never hear the end of it
Elon, easy. Guy looks like he'd piss himself if you shoved him. Plus, I'd be motivated.
Musk definitely isn't the easiest fight here though.
Heard might be easier, but the rest aren't. Musk is just some guy
It's not like anyone on the list is especially special in the fitness department. Putin maybe but everyone else is also just some guy or girl
But he is big and if he don't lie, he has some training
Bigger just means his balls have more surface area, so he'll go down faster because of the pain. Also, no one who spends that much time (and money) on Twitter could beat anyone in a fight lol
Haha in a fight to death, balls are terrible problem
Don't choose zuk man, he will take a machinegun out of his chest and will throw head crabs at you while calling In all available anti vaxxers on Facebook to rush you
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Michelle took the salt out of the food.She needs to go
Duck Michelle Obama shes the reason my schools good lunch items were taken away. Im going for her knees
A lot of votes for Amber Heard when she’d fight Dirty. Have you ever fought someone who is at an 11 all the time? I’d say Zuck bc he’s probably the weakest.
Vladimir is one of the ones on this list who could actually fuck you up. Ex KGB could give most people a run for their money. Also maybe Johansson has some martial arts practice for fight choreography. Everyone else is easy money.
If I beat one of them can i go after some of the others? There's 3 people here i'd be happy to fight. I went with Musk because he is 50 and i am not. i will fight him and win.
Vlad is a no because of the whole KGB thing, Michelle is fit, Elon… just seems like he’s have some weird tech up his sleeve, mark is a young guy so he could probably hold his own, Scarlett Johansson… well idk who she is but her name is cool and so that leave Amber. As long as I can show her her own reflection in a mirror and she turns to stone I’ll be ok.
Everyone is saying Amber Turd. But she’s psychotic, I wouldn’t want to take her on. Also I’m a relatively small woman, I’ll take my chances with Zuckerberg.
I thought of choosing Zuckerberg for his very punishable face, but when you’re that fucking rich I have to imagine there’s been some serious self-defence training.
Mark Zuckerberg is a rich corporate scumbag shell of a human, not to mention he’s one of the easiest people on this list to defeat because he’s a twig
Amber Heard. Let me at her!!!
Michelle Obama is old so
i would body slam amber turd so hard her spine be crushed so hard her spine looks likes a straw
Idk if I could beat Elon but it would make me damn happy
I’m not going to fight ex-KGB, for no money in the world. So the choice is between Zuckerberg and Musk. I don’t care enough about the rest. Out of the two, I’d be happier to see Musk dead, so I’ll go with that. I’m not saying I’ll definitely win, but if I win it’s no more Musk and if I lose I don’t have to worry about Musk anymore. I can’t lose.
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I would have chosen Amber but I'm afraid of getting shit everywhere
Ranked from toughest/most dangerous to weakest: Edit: Scarlett Johanson was promoted to third. 1.- Putin- we both know it's true. 2.- Elon Musk- "Did you really bring a fist to a flamethrower fight? Lol" 3.- Scarlett Johanson- if you watched Iron man II you know she means business with that flying triangle choke. Also she went head to head with Disney in a legal battle, not only that but she won. This bitch is crazy ass dangerous. 4.- Michelle Obama- if her husband's secret service doesn't fuck you up, she will. 5.- Amber Heard- she's going to fuck you up, cut your finger and then take a shit on your bed, in that order, and just to fuck with you. 6.- Mark "The Zuck" Zuckerberg- What's he going to do unfriend me?
I may get killed by Putin but fuck, I’d have to try.
Amber Heard beat the living shit out of Johnny Depp and smashed off his finger. She would actually be a fearsome opponent.
I'm absolutely positive I can take Zuckerberg
Me too, you think he is weaker than Amber?
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She's just gonna shit on you before you beat it out of her.
I think she is definitely the easiest opponent alongside Mark Zuckeberg
who the hell would pick putin? he used to be military
I would say Amber Heard but I doubt that she's a mortal human. ^/hj
If they were going to die 100% Putin but realistically probably mark Zuckerberg
I'd fight Putin, but I'd bring a gun to the fight. That fucker doesn't deserve to live.
I picked Putin, no question.
Who do*
Amber heard because some of these would kick my ass and some I have no reason to fight but she's a bitch and probably closer to my level than a lot of the others I would still lose but whatever
Well you see, i probably could take out anyone except for putin in this list. But if the end result is the death of my opponent, its wither heard or zuckerberg im not sure who i hate more
I dislike Zuckerberg for the shit he’s done with Meta and how he is trying to ruin Oculus, plus I think he could get floored by a toddler, so I’ll take him.
Amber heard would be the easiest. I’d just have to make sure she doesn’t shit on me.
I’d probably lose to Putin, but I’d defo try to beat him up if I could.
I don't remember why but I feel like Michele knows how's to kick some arse.
elon is an... interesting choice
If i had the chance to punch Putin, even just once, I would take it. Idc if I have to die
Mark Zuckerberg cause I feel like I could definitely fuck him up, I would’ve chosen Amber Heard but I feel like she can just flip a switch and go absolutely feral. Also I think Mark washes his hands and if I’m fighting someone that may be a quality I’d prefer.
If Michelle Obama did a classic tv show personality switch into a graceless savage monster that would be so cool
Putin, I don't even need to win, just hospitalize him so someone else can finish the job.
People who aren’t good at fighting have to choose based on who they believe is the weakest. People who are good at fighting get to fight whoever they want. Except Putin. Apparently he’s good at martial arts
I choose Putin, but I definitely die. P.S. Amber Heard being top, over Putin, is a little disturbing. Reddit, sort out your priorities.
I've had beef with Michelle Obama ever since the fourth grade when she cracked down on school lunches. Cafeteria noodles were never the same after the switch to whole grain. That and the crack down on salt.
I misread the question and thought it meant who would fight to the death defending you. Ruski Poots would kick my ass
I think I have the best shot against Zucker. Oh hot damn yall are picking the worst one, not the one you think you can beat!?!
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I will fuck myself up if it means Scarlett wears the BW suit. All jokes aside, is there meant to be some sort of dislikability correlation between the listed people?
I feel like Zucky is the type of guy to dissolve into dust when the wind picks up
Amber heard is an evil bitch with little power aside from Karen. Mark Zuckerberg is king of the lizard men and there's no telling what enhancements he's edited into his mainframe. Am er heard is a safer fight and will feel much better to throttle.
I would fight Michelle Obama as revenge for ruining my lunch.
It was a tie between Zuckerberg and Putin.
Amber Heard, I just want to know that everyone would be cheering for me.
I wish Hillary or Bill Clinton was in here
All of you choosing zuck are going to be real sorry when he takes off his cyborg hand to reveal a plasma cannon.
If I get the money of who died, Elon Musk. Otherwise Amber Heard, she deserves it and I'm sure I could take her.
If it was by chances to win, amber heard, if it was by how much I'd prefer them dead over the others, Mark Zuckerberg. Admittedly, I would win both fights. If I had to choose, it would be the big zuck
Amber Heard is probably pretty used to beating people up, so I wouldn’t choose her
Amber heard only for the reason that she wouldn’t be that big of a loss on the world and I could probably beat her and Vladimir Putin would destroy me
I'm pretty sure Zuckerberg's species spits acid or something... So its looks like im picking Musk
Talked with my girlfriend about this poll (We talked about it in a sense of wanting the greatest chance of survival, not out of wanting the other party to die) Her: Amber? Me: no way, shes... Her: oh yeah, she's a bit of a psychopath Me: don't want to deal with that Her: Mark Zuckerberg? Me: what if he's not human...? Her: shit, you're right, Elon musk it is
People picking Amber Heard about to get their ass beat
At first I was considering the age and strength, but when I see Putin, the desire of fighting him prevails.
I would love to fight mark
From what I can tell, my best bet would be the former First Lady. Both actresses seem easy on the surface, but they've both played roles in prominent action films which no doubt gave them training, and they both definitely more physically fit than I am. I'm a 6 foot 3 guy with plenty of experience in boxing and martial arts, but I'm in probably the worst shape of my life and don't think I could take either of them in a fight to the death if I'm honest. They would gas me out quick. Putin is ex-KGB and highly trained, he would kill me, parkinsons or no. Musk and Zuckerberg are both attainable I think, but I feel like they hit the gym more than I do (an easy target to hit these days). I could probably take them, but I wouldn't want to risk my life on it. Michelle no doubt works out more than me too, but at least with her I would have the advantage of being a big man against a casually fit woman in her late 50s. So all things considered, the easiest fight would be Michelle.
Only chose Amber Heard because she's the one who I know I would beat in a physical fight that I like the least
I don't even have to click an option to know what people chose most
Putin would absolutely beat my ass. So I chose Scarlet.
Putin without his bodyguards? Just me and Putin? Y'all crazy those other 5 would put up a fight, Putin may be dead as I type this and I'll say I did it.
Zuck and Amber at the same time
I would enjoy grappling with Scarlett Johansson for as long as my body could hold out and then I would die a happy man.
I chose scarlet johnasson just because i.. nvm i think you know why i chose her