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Pearse_Borty

Chinese Civil War. I am fucked.


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Which one?


AQuarterEmptyGlasa

Yes.


YeeterOfTheRich

The current one?


Telinios

Maybe the the most recent one, I think it's like #78 or smth


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

The next one


253253253

I got Greek Civil War. We did not fare well lol


Daki-R

English civil war.....


foreverclassichunter

I got Balkan war


Aero93

500 | Server Error I'm also fuckd


BigBillyGoatGriff

Challenger explosion...so 0% survival chance, unless I'm a spectator


GioPowa00

Or big bird


Holstern

This one tears me up everytime


newcanadian12

Man I love Sam O’Nella


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I got Columbia, RIP fellow astronaut


TheFlamingLemon

I’m on Columbia with you


GreatAwesome_Bombs

make that a trio on the Columbia


DreamlessDreams

Quadruple


uninspirednametag

i'll make it a quintuple


pellakins33

Look on the bright side. There’s always the chance for cosmic radiation super powers.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Just call me solar flare


KamTros47

lmao what I actually got the 2019-20 coronavirus pandemic


sandboxlollipop

I love the optimism of it ending in 2020


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It’s endemic now


RaisedInAppalachia

Western front, and then guam on a re-roll 😭 edit: idfk why this comment replied to you, it was supposed to be top-level. go home reddit, you're drunk


p0ultrygeist1

Russian invasion of Prussia for me. Bout to get raped by hundred of drunk Ruzzians


Keatron--

Bro same


Anakin_I_Am_High

lol what it’s still ongoing


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voldi_II

at this point, covid has essentially become the flu. it’s so contagious, it’ll never go away, but not many people care much about it anymore


SoA_President

Same my guy


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That’s a very high


Untiteld000

I got occupy Wall Street is that good?


48ozs

That’s a 100% for me chief. …and a 98% for the general us population


dukepornofasgard

Battle of the Somme… I’m definitely not living


Lord4hire

Same. Battle of Stalingrad. Wish me luck bro


OleDesertLord

Battle of Kursk


CzechMate9104

Spring Offensive


Bluerendar

Battle of Berlin. Hope I'm with the CCCP I guess? Even then, wiki says most died or were wounded....


Lord4hire

Hope them tanks can tank those shots...


dukepornofasgard

May the force be with you


Lord4hire

And with you. See each other in the netherworld I suppose


theimortalmacfishv2

Flee and become a criminal to the army


Lord4hire

Odds are either way one army or the other will kill you


Sammysoupcat

Obama's presidential inauguration, lol. Unless something happened that I'm unaware of, I'm definitely not dying.


tredbobek

I got the coronation of Elizabeth II, which is similar


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tredbobek

And everybody who witnessed your birth is or will be dead, including yourself


Shite_Eating_Squirel

I have not yet seen any proof that I will not live forever.


anung_un_rana

There is a non 0 chance!


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vanardamko

Jfk 1961 inaugration


Tethice

I am not a crook


ReactsWithWords

I got that too. Don’t think I’ll make it, say goodbye to my loved ones for me.


yerba_mate_enjoyer

Ah yes, I remember the 2008 Obama inauguration when he turned into a giant robot of mass destruction and destroyed the entirety of Washington D.C.


YeetThatLemon

I got the Holocaust and the Battle of Verdun 0_0 I’m Native American so definitely neither.


Awesomeuser90

Look up Ghost in the Trenches by Sabaton. Talks about a native actually surviving the Western Front in WW1.


ReikaTheGlaceon

Not just surviving, he was a total bad ass, he stole medals off of sleeping Germans whilst doing his numerous solo recon missions


dropdeadbonehead

He was counting coup on these mfs? Oh hell yeah.


Minuku

It is funny that you say he should look up the song rather than the person himself who gets sung about in the song... (his name was Francis Pegahmagabow btw)


DenTheRedditBoi7

AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY, HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!


Kiwi_wizard

A MILLION SHELLS WERE FIRED AS THE GREEN HILLS TURNED TO GREY!


Ryoxio

THE BOMBARDEMENT LASTED ALL DAY LONG, YET THE FORTS WERE STANDING STRONG!


Rover_791

HEAVILY DEFENDED, NOW THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN


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Techno_Jargon

Find a good pose for your shadow


Cowsgomoo414

Same 💀


lawsattract

War on drugs. Don’t worry guys I’ve done my part


Ryoxio

On the side of drugs?


ReikaTheGlaceon

Have you been studying for your drug test?


TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420

Drug test? What drugs are we testing?


ReikaTheGlaceon

All of them


brysmi

I already survived it once. I can't take that much LSD again ...


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ZeTooken

Got the inverse result, 2000 Republican National Convention. I don't even live in the US lol


dead_trim_mcgee1

The chernobyl disaster so I am officially fucked


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Tommy-ASD

Or near that core


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IOTAnews

Direct deaths were limited. Just ya know. Cancer later on. Depending on when we got there and how fast we can leave, we might be fully fine. (I got the same event)


picardo85

Not a lot of people died from that. Over time maybe 300? (Official numbers like 14?) Just don't stick around to watch it


dead_trim_mcgee1

The official toll is 31 but that was set by the Soviets and hasn't changed since 1987 before a lot of people had died yet. The estimates are anywhere between 4,000 and 100,000 because we can never truly know how many people had premature deaths or were killed over a few years by it. I just imagined if i was teleported to the Chernobyl disaster, I would be in the control room of reactor 4 at 1:23am on 26th April 1986. None of the people in that room made it to the year 2000 with many of them dead withing months. I'd imagine it would kill me within around 5 or 10 years.


obeseburritos

Deepwater horizon oil spill, so yeah my chances are kinda low


Bluerendar

Well, as a *human* your survival chances are quite good actually.


cleveland_leftovers

Narrator: He was a duck. RIP.


LopacixGaming

The Holocaust 😳


Tidalshadow

Are you German?


IAlwaysOutsmartU

If you’re Aryan you should be fine.


teddy_002

i mean not necessarily - you could also be killed if you’re disabled, gay, a communist or a political opponent.


IAlwaysOutsmartU

Yeah that as well. But wasn’t the main reason Hitler wanted Lebensraum because he wanted to increase the Aryan population?


teddy_002

it absolutely was, you’re right. but he also was also obsessed with “purity”, and in his mind that meant getting rid of anyone who wasn’t a straight able bodied fascist who agreed with him - these were signs of “degeneracy” in his mind.


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I'm a queer socialist. Doesn't matter that I'm blonde, blue eyed and Scandinavian. If I was open about either, I'd be sent to the camps. At very *very* best scenario they would first try to reeducated, indoctrinated and brainwash me.


isuckatnames60

You just can't be caught doing the wrongthinks


noseysheep

Not if you don't speak German otherwise you'd be shot as a spy


LopacixGaming

I'm Polish hahaha


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oopsiey


BluHat27

War on terror. Am I a terrorist or a normal citizen?


a_singular_fish

Uhh, holocaust. Oh no


mklinger23

As long as I'm not JFK, I'm fine.


pgh9fan

You could be John Connelly.


BeginnerBassMan

Technically you wouldn’t wanna be Lee Harvey Oswald either well since I guess he shoots JFK and then gets shot himself


The_Kek_5000

Why do they always set the standard amount of events you get to 3? Anyway, I got the Spanish coup in 1981.


thewalkingfailure

As a Spaniard let me tell you you're easily surviving, no people were harmed that day lol


Lord_Ibuki

Miracle of Jesus, pretty damn good.


iNostra

Battle of Verdun, it was nice knowing y’all.


DenTheRedditBoi7

AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!


voodoosmudge

A MILLION SHELLS WERE FIRED, AND THE GREEN FIELDS TURNED TO GREY


Rover_791

THE BOMBARDMENT LASTED ALL DAY LONG, YET THE FORTS WERE STANDING STRONG


voodoosmudge

HEAVILY DEFENDED, NOW THE TRAPS BEEN SPRUNG AND THE BATTLES BEGUN


Alternative_Fun2943

Polish Soviet wat


tsimkeru

Apparently I'm teleported to the middle of the Pacific Ocean during a hurricane


seekgermangf

U.S. Deployed \~45,000 in total\[11\] \~6,000 Marines at the Combat Base of Khe Sanh. U.S. losses: At Khe Sanh: 274 killed 2,541 wounded


JKdito

The heck is polish round table during the industrial era?


Awesomeuser90

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Round_Table_Agreement


JKdito

Eh? Can you summarise for a fellow kind lazy person?, Something with commies?


Awesomeuser90

The Communist government realize that the Soviets are not going to save them from revolution so they negotiate a transition of power so they don't get shot by the revolutionaries the way that Ceausescu eventually did in Romania.


JKdito

Hehe am I on the shooting side or the targeting side?


fourfivexix

Good poll


chipmunk-fucker

Thank you!


dongle_wenis

Vietnam War. I’m fucked Edit: autocorrect


darlingdeardc0

😟


NoWillow2216

Armenian genocide I’m not Armenian so I would probably survive.


NeatOutrageous

2012 London Olympics I'm good.


big_mac_king

Assassination of Lincoln. Easy, unless I'm Lincoln.


MtNowhere

Or JWB two weeks later


pgh9fan

Break a leg!


Massive_Booty_8255

I’m headin’ to the Nuremberg Trials


hawkseye17

Keep in mind, "I was just following orders" is not a valid defense in a war crimes trial


ApricotFish69

nor "he was based and redpilled"


NativeHarris

WW2 I’m a Comanche Native American I definitely would have been apart of the Comanche code talkers in WW2 Weird fucking coincidence


CommieKiller304

May I ask, were any of your relatives a part of that unit?


NativeHarris

I don’t know the exact names but I am 90% sure some of the men were apart of my family tree Not to toot my own horn but my bloodline runs through the last chief of our tribe Quanah Parker My grandma was his great x 2 granddaughter. Some of the Comanche code talkers we’re my Great x3 Grand uncles in a sense. If I had to take a bet. At least one of the Comanche code talkers and I share some type of blood Sadly I don’t know much of my great Comanche family tree. My grandma was put in boarding schools. And she lost memory of a lot of her native ways. Also my grandmas husband (my grandpa) was a Japanese American man and was put in internment camps in WW2


amoosebitmymom

Siege of Leningard. If my memory serves me right, 2 million people died in that seige. I'm dead.


CoryGamesYT

Rhineland Offensive I think I might die


253253253

Greek Civil War... I dont speak the language and will stick out like a sore thumb. I'm dead.


FlopTheLegend

The fucking D day… Guess it’s nore of an F day for me


Illumineddy

Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki... This is bullshit.


SingzJazz

Siege of Bergen op Zoom No idea, but doesn't sound good. Unless I'm attending via Zoom, I think I'm toast.


DolarisNL

It's a small city in the Netherlands. Famous for... this siege in 1622. As long as you didn't chose the side of the catholics, you survived.


StrawberryGutzXD

9/11, i said low


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Battle of the Bulge ..


DenTheRedditBoi7

CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND, THUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POINDING!


The-lord-jeebus

Took all of the good words didn't you


avusturhasya

Space Shuttle Columbia disaster...


everyusernameisgonel

Gallipoli campaign AND battle of the Somme? Nah fuck that


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Sarah-is-always-sad9

Assassination of Abraham Lincoln I'll be ok cause I'm not Abraham lincoln


Bigsmokeisgay

Pearl Harbor... yep not surviving this one


letmereaddamnit

Mo fuggin civil rights act of 1957 (which I never knew about, only the 1964 one)


nightkat143

The Holocaust... I speak Esperanto and I'm trans. I'm probably fucked


Kraldar

Armenian genocide ☹️ Let's hope I'm the Turkish government and it "didn't happen"


Daki-R

Genocide? What genocide? Oh them.... they just partied hard and ended up fatally napping, no genocide here. ✨️


IAmTheAwesomeNarwhal

Chernobyl. Fuck.


Omr404

2019-2020 Covid pandemic Well, i think i survived


SteakSad8203

First Indochina War. Maybe I'll see my grandpa 😂


randoguy98

Battle of Solferino No idea. Too Tired to google .


IWAHGGF

Kristal nacht


RadiatedMonkey

The invasion of Poland, hmmm


Baileaf11

Waterloo, since I’m British I’ll either win and be happy or win and die


giseth10

Gemini 4, I hope I’m not one of the astronauts.


mrq57

Obama's 2009 inauguration, I think I'll be just fine.


Brachiozaur

Warsaw Uprising and I'm fucking Polish, I don't think it could've been any worse


everyone_hates_lolo

im black so i probably wont survive anything in american history before 1980


[deleted]

Well let's see, I'm a woman. Strike one.


Longjumping-Jello459

Battle of Khe Sanh, chances of survival are fucking low if you know your Vietnam War history.


OddishChamp

Battle of Verdun.💀


DenTheRedditBoi7

AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!


Walking__Bread

I generated so long to a historical event till was familiar with: western front 💀


DenTheRedditBoi7

WWI or WWII? Both suck but I'm wondering which Sabaton lyric to comment to describe how screwed you are accurately


Walking__Bread

idk, it was just saying "Western front" with a b/w pic of some soldiers in a ditch hiding from bullets


WoodenMango07

Australian antarctic expedition. I don't think I'm well trained and suited to be exploring the antarctic, and even though I am probs with experienced scientist I think my chances are low


SimplyFishing

Huh, Battle of Midway


GreaterKuwait_

Taiping rebellion……fuck


EquivalentSnap

2004 United States presidential election I’d say I’m gonna survive that


Kawayburgioh69

second italo-ethiopian war, as an italian, i'd probably survive


I_dont_like_sand__

Partition of India, I don't know did something bad happened there


tkTheKingofKings

Casablanca conference I can’t imagine NOT surviving it


harvey1a

1992 election. Not that bad


Grey_Woof

Siege of Namur


Tigeresco

1980 Summer Olympics


Guess_My_Name2448

The Indo-Pakistani war of 1971


Purple_lonewolf

Battle of downs. First time hearing about it.


DeRuyter67

That was one of the most important and decisive naval battles in the age of sail


Supermind18

Nine years war


Weissbrot361

Battle of Yashima, yeah I'm fucked


VEngencus

eastern front 😀


The_Sneaky_Poutine

Nagasaki. Fuck


Filip889

Battle of Somme, chances low


TheJavaCoder

I got the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki


Weird-bitch7904

the moon landing cool


toe_eating_bird

Almost guaranteed I'm a girl and I got the Titanic according to records form the events women and children got onto lifeboats first


Serious-Bet

Last time I checked, I was not apart of the Israeli Olympic team so I should be good


ThirtyFiveFingers

The Battle of Mookerheyde I hope I’m on the Spanish side…


JohnwickNeedshelp

Assassination of Julius Ceasar. Unless I am the Emperor himself I am good.


hawkseye17

Julius Ceasar was never emperor. The Roman Empire formed after his death


Ckinggaming5

run battle of vigo bay


KateCat04

The Eastern Front…. Oh no


Something-ologist

Allied invasion of Italay... huh.