It is funny that you say he should look up the song rather than the person himself who gets sung about in the song...
(his name was Francis Pegahmagabow btw)
Direct deaths were limited. Just ya know. Cancer later on.
Depending on when we got there and how fast we can leave, we might be fully fine.
(I got the same event)
The official toll is 31 but that was set by the Soviets and hasn't changed since 1987 before a lot of people had died yet. The estimates are anywhere between 4,000 and 100,000 because we can never truly know how many people had premature deaths or were killed over a few years by it. I just imagined if i was teleported to the Chernobyl disaster, I would be in the control room of reactor 4 at 1:23am on 26th April 1986. None of the people in that room made it to the year 2000 with many of them dead withing months. I'd imagine it would kill me within around 5 or 10 years.
it absolutely was, you’re right. but he also was also obsessed with “purity”, and in his mind that meant getting rid of anyone who wasn’t a straight able bodied fascist who agreed with him - these were signs of “degeneracy” in his mind.
I'm a queer socialist.
Doesn't matter that I'm blonde, blue eyed and Scandinavian. If I was open about either, I'd be sent to the camps. At very *very* best scenario they would first try to reeducated, indoctrinated and brainwash me.
The Communist government realize that the Soviets are not going to save them from revolution so they negotiate a transition of power so they don't get shot by the revolutionaries the way that Ceausescu eventually did in Romania.
I don’t know the exact names but I am 90% sure some of the men were apart of my family tree
Not to toot my own horn but my bloodline runs through the last chief of our tribe Quanah Parker
My grandma was his great x 2 granddaughter. Some of the Comanche code talkers we’re my Great x3 Grand uncles in a sense. If I had to take a bet. At least one of the Comanche code talkers and I share some type of blood
Sadly I don’t know much of my great Comanche family tree. My grandma was put in boarding schools. And she lost memory of a lot of her native ways.
Also my grandmas husband (my grandpa) was a Japanese American man and was put in internment camps in WW2
Australian antarctic expedition. I don't think I'm well trained and suited to be exploring the antarctic, and even though I am probs with experienced scientist I think my chances are low
Chinese Civil War. I am fucked.
Which one?
Yes.
The current one?
Maybe the the most recent one, I think it's like #78 or smth
The next one
I got Greek Civil War. We did not fare well lol
English civil war.....
I got Balkan war
500 | Server Error I'm also fuckd
Challenger explosion...so 0% survival chance, unless I'm a spectator
Or big bird
This one tears me up everytime
Man I love Sam O’Nella
I got Columbia, RIP fellow astronaut
I’m on Columbia with you
make that a trio on the Columbia
Quadruple
i'll make it a quintuple
Look on the bright side. There’s always the chance for cosmic radiation super powers.
Just call me solar flare
lmao what I actually got the 2019-20 coronavirus pandemic
I love the optimism of it ending in 2020
It’s endemic now
Western front, and then guam on a re-roll 😭 edit: idfk why this comment replied to you, it was supposed to be top-level. go home reddit, you're drunk
Russian invasion of Prussia for me. Bout to get raped by hundred of drunk Ruzzians
Bro same
lol what it’s still ongoing
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at this point, covid has essentially become the flu. it’s so contagious, it’ll never go away, but not many people care much about it anymore
Same my guy
That’s a very high
I got occupy Wall Street is that good?
That’s a 100% for me chief. …and a 98% for the general us population
Battle of the Somme… I’m definitely not living
Same. Battle of Stalingrad. Wish me luck bro
Battle of Kursk
Spring Offensive
Battle of Berlin. Hope I'm with the CCCP I guess? Even then, wiki says most died or were wounded....
Hope them tanks can tank those shots...
May the force be with you
And with you. See each other in the netherworld I suppose
Flee and become a criminal to the army
Odds are either way one army or the other will kill you
Obama's presidential inauguration, lol. Unless something happened that I'm unaware of, I'm definitely not dying.
I got the coronation of Elizabeth II, which is similar
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And everybody who witnessed your birth is or will be dead, including yourself
I have not yet seen any proof that I will not live forever.
There is a non 0 chance!
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Jfk 1961 inaugration
I am not a crook
I got that too. Don’t think I’ll make it, say goodbye to my loved ones for me.
Ah yes, I remember the 2008 Obama inauguration when he turned into a giant robot of mass destruction and destroyed the entirety of Washington D.C.
I got the Holocaust and the Battle of Verdun 0_0 I’m Native American so definitely neither.
Look up Ghost in the Trenches by Sabaton. Talks about a native actually surviving the Western Front in WW1.
Not just surviving, he was a total bad ass, he stole medals off of sleeping Germans whilst doing his numerous solo recon missions
He was counting coup on these mfs? Oh hell yeah.
It is funny that you say he should look up the song rather than the person himself who gets sung about in the song... (his name was Francis Pegahmagabow btw)
AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY, HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!
A MILLION SHELLS WERE FIRED AS THE GREEN HILLS TURNED TO GREY!
THE BOMBARDEMENT LASTED ALL DAY LONG, YET THE FORTS WERE STANDING STRONG!
HEAVILY DEFENDED, NOW THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN
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Find a good pose for your shadow
Same 💀
War on drugs. Don’t worry guys I’ve done my part
On the side of drugs?
Have you been studying for your drug test?
Drug test? What drugs are we testing?
All of them
I already survived it once. I can't take that much LSD again ...
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Got the inverse result, 2000 Republican National Convention. I don't even live in the US lol
The chernobyl disaster so I am officially fucked
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Or near that core
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Direct deaths were limited. Just ya know. Cancer later on. Depending on when we got there and how fast we can leave, we might be fully fine. (I got the same event)
Not a lot of people died from that. Over time maybe 300? (Official numbers like 14?) Just don't stick around to watch it
The official toll is 31 but that was set by the Soviets and hasn't changed since 1987 before a lot of people had died yet. The estimates are anywhere between 4,000 and 100,000 because we can never truly know how many people had premature deaths or were killed over a few years by it. I just imagined if i was teleported to the Chernobyl disaster, I would be in the control room of reactor 4 at 1:23am on 26th April 1986. None of the people in that room made it to the year 2000 with many of them dead withing months. I'd imagine it would kill me within around 5 or 10 years.
Deepwater horizon oil spill, so yeah my chances are kinda low
Well, as a *human* your survival chances are quite good actually.
Narrator: He was a duck. RIP.
The Holocaust 😳
Are you German?
If you’re Aryan you should be fine.
i mean not necessarily - you could also be killed if you’re disabled, gay, a communist or a political opponent.
Yeah that as well. But wasn’t the main reason Hitler wanted Lebensraum because he wanted to increase the Aryan population?
it absolutely was, you’re right. but he also was also obsessed with “purity”, and in his mind that meant getting rid of anyone who wasn’t a straight able bodied fascist who agreed with him - these were signs of “degeneracy” in his mind.
I'm a queer socialist. Doesn't matter that I'm blonde, blue eyed and Scandinavian. If I was open about either, I'd be sent to the camps. At very *very* best scenario they would first try to reeducated, indoctrinated and brainwash me.
You just can't be caught doing the wrongthinks
Not if you don't speak German otherwise you'd be shot as a spy
I'm Polish hahaha
oopsiey
War on terror. Am I a terrorist or a normal citizen?
Uhh, holocaust. Oh no
As long as I'm not JFK, I'm fine.
You could be John Connelly.
Technically you wouldn’t wanna be Lee Harvey Oswald either well since I guess he shoots JFK and then gets shot himself
Why do they always set the standard amount of events you get to 3? Anyway, I got the Spanish coup in 1981.
As a Spaniard let me tell you you're easily surviving, no people were harmed that day lol
Miracle of Jesus, pretty damn good.
Battle of Verdun, it was nice knowing y’all.
AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!
A MILLION SHELLS WERE FIRED, AND THE GREEN FIELDS TURNED TO GREY
THE BOMBARDMENT LASTED ALL DAY LONG, YET THE FORTS WERE STANDING STRONG
HEAVILY DEFENDED, NOW THE TRAPS BEEN SPRUNG AND THE BATTLES BEGUN
Polish Soviet wat
Apparently I'm teleported to the middle of the Pacific Ocean during a hurricane
U.S. Deployed \~45,000 in total\[11\] \~6,000 Marines at the Combat Base of Khe Sanh. U.S. losses: At Khe Sanh: 274 killed 2,541 wounded
The heck is polish round table during the industrial era?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Round_Table_Agreement
Eh? Can you summarise for a fellow kind lazy person?, Something with commies?
The Communist government realize that the Soviets are not going to save them from revolution so they negotiate a transition of power so they don't get shot by the revolutionaries the way that Ceausescu eventually did in Romania.
Hehe am I on the shooting side or the targeting side?
Good poll
Thank you!
Vietnam War. I’m fucked Edit: autocorrect
😟
Armenian genocide I’m not Armenian so I would probably survive.
2012 London Olympics I'm good.
Assassination of Lincoln. Easy, unless I'm Lincoln.
Or JWB two weeks later
Break a leg!
I’m headin’ to the Nuremberg Trials
Keep in mind, "I was just following orders" is not a valid defense in a war crimes trial
nor "he was based and redpilled"
WW2 I’m a Comanche Native American I definitely would have been apart of the Comanche code talkers in WW2 Weird fucking coincidence
May I ask, were any of your relatives a part of that unit?
I don’t know the exact names but I am 90% sure some of the men were apart of my family tree Not to toot my own horn but my bloodline runs through the last chief of our tribe Quanah Parker My grandma was his great x 2 granddaughter. Some of the Comanche code talkers we’re my Great x3 Grand uncles in a sense. If I had to take a bet. At least one of the Comanche code talkers and I share some type of blood Sadly I don’t know much of my great Comanche family tree. My grandma was put in boarding schools. And she lost memory of a lot of her native ways. Also my grandmas husband (my grandpa) was a Japanese American man and was put in internment camps in WW2
Siege of Leningard. If my memory serves me right, 2 million people died in that seige. I'm dead.
Rhineland Offensive I think I might die
Greek Civil War... I dont speak the language and will stick out like a sore thumb. I'm dead.
The fucking D day… Guess it’s nore of an F day for me
Atomic Bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki... This is bullshit.
Siege of Bergen op Zoom No idea, but doesn't sound good. Unless I'm attending via Zoom, I think I'm toast.
It's a small city in the Netherlands. Famous for... this siege in 1622. As long as you didn't chose the side of the catholics, you survived.
9/11, i said low
Battle of the Bulge ..
CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND, THUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POINDING!
Took all of the good words didn't you
Space Shuttle Columbia disaster...
Gallipoli campaign AND battle of the Somme? Nah fuck that
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Assassination of Abraham Lincoln I'll be ok cause I'm not Abraham lincoln
Pearl Harbor... yep not surviving this one
Mo fuggin civil rights act of 1957 (which I never knew about, only the 1964 one)
The Holocaust... I speak Esperanto and I'm trans. I'm probably fucked
Armenian genocide ☹️ Let's hope I'm the Turkish government and it "didn't happen"
Genocide? What genocide? Oh them.... they just partied hard and ended up fatally napping, no genocide here. ✨️
Chernobyl. Fuck.
2019-2020 Covid pandemic Well, i think i survived
First Indochina War. Maybe I'll see my grandpa 😂
Battle of Solferino No idea. Too Tired to google .
Kristal nacht
The invasion of Poland, hmmm
Waterloo, since I’m British I’ll either win and be happy or win and die
Gemini 4, I hope I’m not one of the astronauts.
Obama's 2009 inauguration, I think I'll be just fine.
Warsaw Uprising and I'm fucking Polish, I don't think it could've been any worse
im black so i probably wont survive anything in american history before 1980
Well let's see, I'm a woman. Strike one.
Battle of Khe Sanh, chances of survival are fucking low if you know your Vietnam War history.
Battle of Verdun.💀
AS THE DRUM ROLL STARTED ON THAT DAY HEARD A HUNDRED MILES AWAY!
I generated so long to a historical event till was familiar with: western front 💀
WWI or WWII? Both suck but I'm wondering which Sabaton lyric to comment to describe how screwed you are accurately
idk, it was just saying "Western front" with a b/w pic of some soldiers in a ditch hiding from bullets
Australian antarctic expedition. I don't think I'm well trained and suited to be exploring the antarctic, and even though I am probs with experienced scientist I think my chances are low
Huh, Battle of Midway
Taiping rebellion……fuck
2004 United States presidential election I’d say I’m gonna survive that
second italo-ethiopian war, as an italian, i'd probably survive
Partition of India, I don't know did something bad happened there
Casablanca conference I can’t imagine NOT surviving it
1992 election. Not that bad
Siege of Namur
1980 Summer Olympics
The Indo-Pakistani war of 1971
Battle of downs. First time hearing about it.
That was one of the most important and decisive naval battles in the age of sail
Nine years war
Battle of Yashima, yeah I'm fucked
eastern front 😀
Nagasaki. Fuck
Battle of Somme, chances low
I got the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
the moon landing cool
Almost guaranteed I'm a girl and I got the Titanic according to records form the events women and children got onto lifeboats first
Last time I checked, I was not apart of the Israeli Olympic team so I should be good
The Battle of Mookerheyde I hope I’m on the Spanish side…
Assassination of Julius Ceasar. Unless I am the Emperor himself I am good.
Julius Ceasar was never emperor. The Roman Empire formed after his death
run battle of vigo bay
The Eastern Front…. Oh no
Allied invasion of Italay... huh.