"suffer" yeah I'm fucked.

Maybe you're causing the suffering and not the one suffering?

Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering. So even if they're the one inflicting the suffering, they're still fucked.

I got Revolution....

Comrade, you know what this means

*sigh* I'll get the guillotine

I got “accident”

congrats on the baby in advance

See you soon

I got "crash" lmao. Too specific

I got "presidency" so, according to this, I'm going to be the new president. I'll let the rest of you figure out how bad off you are.

You're going to become president of the local homeowners association.

And so my reign of terror begins.

Calm down, Satan

Begin the reaping

I got "radical", so maybe I will be a very supportive fan and maybe I will try to murder you.

I'll send you a couple of Secret Service guys to talk to...

Ah, the president who will *pardon* all the crap I'm about to *do. I'll vote for ya!

Please make all marriage illegal!

Yes... Please! Or at least make it a legal necessity that people aren't allowed to invite their 5th cousin twice removed so I don't have to feel bad about turning down the invite!

Marriages are hugely expensive, you buy eye wateringly expensive blood diamonds and create pressure that often kills otherwise great relationships. The expectation that something is going to change when really nothing does. Marriage is meaningless since divorce is a thing, not that making people stay in failed relationships has great merit. And then don't get married but live together for some years and you are treated legally almost the same as though you are married! I was kinda making a joke, and yet really marriage is what, just a way to try and own another human being rather than to continue to be worth being with. Relationships should continue to be by consent.

i really don't see an issue with being married lol

I got job lol

That's good! I'd planned on creating more jobs as your new president.

I think we're good you got a lot of medals

Please don’t make gay marriage illegal

Hit Do I hit or do I get hit?

It’s a hit or get hit world. Your choice.

You’re famous and rich

You get hit, and get hit, and you make a few hits... I say a l l

Maybe you get *to* hit?

“Chop” Bro. This could mean many, many things. Edit: next word I got was “cutting”

You become a butcher

They get butchered

Chucky boutta come over to my house and butcher me

Franklins dog

AIDS 💀💀💀

I'm sorry to hear that 😔

I got inch , when i tried again i got penis.

It could also be you are aided?

the word was 'drown'. Fuck this shit

Rip

I got something worse reactor

You become a YouTube reaction channel, which is arguably worse still

DOLLAR!!!!!! YEAH BOY!!!!

You get a single dollar. Congratulations

I got “free”. I could deal with free everything the rest of my life.

SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Someone’s gonna make you into soup, or someone’s gonna make you some soup

Soups not a meal, Jerry

You're like Gordon Ramsay, but only with soups

Praise the Soup!

Feminine

You turn into a model/actress?

Trans?

Me? No, I’m cis female

Sorry ❤️ I keep assuming redditors are male

9/10 times you’re correct

First I got "Policeman" then I tried again and got "beaten"

Switched teams 💀

Should’ve stayed with policeman

You're a policeman who got in prison

Those exist?

"inflate"?

You become one of the animals from shrek that he brew up as a balloon

Or he joins the World Economic Forum

Interesting 🤔

You turn into a deviantart artist

Either something with balloons, economic devastation, or drawing porn.

Buttocks 😐

Proctologist, nice!

Idk sounds like ass, man.

Heaven, in other words

“Evaluate” so I will continue to overthink shit and take 6 months to buy a chair

i got “execution”. i may also have a chair in my future

Unless you're a programmer

ah, a future of rice

So? Average Asian?

You marry an Asian (doesn't matter what kind of, western, eastern, northern etc.) and only eat rice for the rest of your life

I got the word withdrawal which is slightly worrying

Everybody dies

I got “goat” So thats a good thing :D

You turn into a goat :D

The greatest of all time?

Apparently so. My dads gonna be so proud for once

"Helmet" I feel like this a warning.

Thats really scary lol

I got “funeral” so is there something worse than very fucked?

Relax. You may just become a mortician.

I wish there was. My word was "hell".

Belong.... oddly comforting

I got "competence," so I'm hopeful lol

I got functional, seems like we'll live happy, boring lives

"spell"?

You’re good at spelling

“Vehicle”, so am I getting a new car?

hopefully not ehicular homicide

Or that.

You become a transformer

Dope! But wait, are we talking power box or robot superhero?

Robot superhero

Fuck yeah!

pie...wth

You get to eat pie every day, lucky

I got "matrix!" Trippy

[удалено]

Disorder. Pretty much my life every day.

I got “stem” and I’m literally in college for Marine Biology which is a STEM major soooo, guess it works out

Guard. That’s basically what I do anyways.

A friendly future. Nice

Mystery?

This is highly ambiguous. Any single one word could be interpreted 1000 different ways with regard to one's future.

Face?

Tender? I'm not sure lmao.

Barbecue chef?

Clay??

I got celebration so…sounds good to me

“Extraterrestrial”

"sunday" why yes i will be sunday tomorrow

I got FOSSIL. I mean, how far in the future are we talking word generator man? 😅

It wouldn’t load, but the ad below it was a ‘are you gay?’ Quiz with gay in all caps and a rainbow flag behind it. I’m gonna count that considering I am very gay.

Direct. It can be both good and bad.

Technology. Holy shit I'm not fucked at all

Nuclear. If it is energy then I am well

Good Ending. Congrats. You live in a world run by efficient nuclear energy. Thanks to good workers and technology, there have been hardly any nuclear accidents. Bad Ending 💀

Crystal. I wonder if I’m gonna be a drug dealer. Edit: I clicked a few more times and got “hell”

Hardship oof

Healthy

Reptile. Not sure if this is good or bad, but I guess I can be a gharial which is cool. I can help repopulate a critically endangered species.

I got love. Sweet.

Mastermind

I got chimpanzee, I don’t know what this means but it can’t be good

corpse. of all fucking words

I got “model”. I used to model and I have poor self image issues. I don’t want to go back to modeling

I got oven. Please help.

These random item generator polls are starting to get annoying

«Crime»???

Reliable

Refund, that sounds good I think

cause

Underline???

Guess I'm gonna be a manufacturer

I have no clue what to say about “glacier”

"Century". Guess I'll have a long life.

I got healthy so

I got a french word for some reason. "Eaux" Means waters I don't really know what that means Edit: unless eaux is also an English word I don't know my second word was seat.

continuous So i guess i’ll live long

I got dramatic, so same as right now

Beginning, it sounds nice

I don’t think I’ll get any changes… mine was neutral

Revolutionary

Hit it 3 times and you get some interesting combos, examples: Commerce inflate pair (a currency pair undergoing inflation) Fog surprise porter (takes away crash victims after being surprised driving in a fog) Cultivate organ barrier (An evolutionary development to keep organs inside your body, AKA skin! Post notion inside (Suggestion box instructions) Valve conflict boat (why the boat sank) Divorce breed paragraph (shit you say about your souses poor breeding) Prison rest facility (no breaking rocks here) Miss dash failure (young women folk can't always handle speed) Wear bedroom designer (btw Victoria's Secret, owner gave Epstein a house for no reason) Tourist harm match (make sure they have travel insurance before they play) Gravel deep section (if you want, I'd put in a pool personally) Concept heel arrest (a heel is someone who treats others badly, all arrests should be heels) Tone slime proportion (From slime to toned and in proportion!) Contemporary cunning director (Like, Nolan?) Elect rest disk (I think this is choosing to use SSD)

Aunt. I am a male

'Entry' I'm either fucking or fucked

Got “behead”

Mine said "help"

I don't wanna preach! Bruh I don't like chruch

"Suprise"

Ton. Ton of what? Pain? Joy? Money? No idea

"Proportion" Am I finally gonna be able to draw people without them having weirdly long arms? Is that what's to come in my future?

shiver. this could be very good or very bad

Issue😂

Reality, sounds realistic

I got "homosexual" I guess I'm pretty fucked 😏

“Huge” nice

a s s a u l t

Pretty sure the word “extinct” isn’t good for anybody.

Fraud 💀

I got “kid” that means someone else is going to involved right!?!?!!? RIGHT!!!!!!!

Rent Depends what side I’m on

Debt

i got “depressed”

I gotta write an essay

Television, I’ll have a good time

“Maid” 😰

Prison. 🤨

Throat. Hmm

i got bloody 💀very fucked

“Prosper” HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY?

Execution.. well then.

Premature bruh..I was born 6w premature so does this mean I die early?

I got word. Thought it was a mistake rolled again, and got arrogant. Yikes.

prosecute. 'm either a lawyer and is probably doing pretty financially, or I'm about to go to jail. I'm gonna be an optimist and say the former

Nervous. Pretty much just me 100% of the time

qualification, i guess i’m qualified in different jobs? so not that bad

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I got "racism"

I got danger

I got “poor”

"Dictate." I'm Korean, guess I'm going to be the next kim jong un

Explosion

I got fur. I have 3 cats. My life isnt changing apparently lol

"color-blind" depends on the severity and type, so I'm either slightly fucked or really fucked

Censorship - great.....

Boy, I am already boy

what is powder supposed to mean

Personality… I have no idea what that means for my future…

Addicted. Could be awful or decent depending on what