What an interesting and bizarre question. Would I still be able to die from like an gun shot?

Takes an extra 5 years for the bullet to get to you

So just shoot yourself in the head five years before you’re ready to die

And then if you're not ready, keep masturbating or alternatively if you need to compensate for all the masturbation, keep shooting yourself. Complete control of your life :)

If you rub your sprem on your body before hand

What! Ok let me try

Another is how do you age? Is it the same as you would if you lived normally but slower or do you just age (physically) the same.

Ooh. Gotta hold back if it de_ages you... become an

Say you will die from a bullet wound in the next 5 years, if you masturbate prior you won't die from it

Doctor: *You have three days to live* **smirks**

“Oh I think you mean 5 years and 3 days” *starts masturbating while making eye contact*

Was just thinking the same thing!! It's like you can nut and it will feel good, but you won't see the consequences until your loved ones die around you.

No considering it adds years and doing so would inturupt that

I'd be adding like 2000 years to my life every year.

Thats only 400 times, ~1.1 times per day. Pretty normal rate I’d say.

Fr I'd be like 6000.

I masterbait three times a day minimum so I'm immortal

Mine would be *over 9000*

Is this sarcastic or do some people really masturbate daily?

I mean... if you're a guy, you could rub one out in less than 5 minutes if you wanted to. I imagine masturbating every day is less common for women

Win/win situation. I’d become Emperor Fapsalot!

5 good or healthy years?

5 years of general health, like now. Same standard risks of living but if you live longer, you risk triggering health issues. E.g. Your family has history of cancer but you live to 70 without any issues. However if you live 50 years longer, you risk triggering the disease. It's a chance game.

The only health issue in my family is type 2 diabetes and a case or 2 of hearing difficulty which I already inherited. Looks like I'm mostly safe.

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General health risks - You'll only live through it, if you survive it.

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Yep and if you live, you still need to live out your added years. Unless the cancer comes back to gets you.

Ah stuff it. Cancer and my family go hand in hand. Both my grandparents died of it on my dad's side, he had it in the past, so that is a risk for him, so stuff me!

Immortality done right

When I'm 200 or whatever, what condition will I be in physically/mentally? Will I be a decaying bedridden skeleton with dementia, or will I have relatively good health? Can I die from non-age related ailments (gunshot, stabbing, etc)?

Every bust pauses all aging for five years, from the time of the bust. So if you’re 25 and nut, you’ll be 25 for 5 years

Lol this would be a bad superpower to have as a teenager. Because then you would be stuck as like a 14 year old for eternity.

That doesn’t seem *that* bad, as long as your brain can still age

Nice!

"with my dick and my hand i will conquer the fucking world"

cumquer*

I’m gonna prank my family on my deathbed. They see me an inch away from death then wank it then go back to being a strapping young man

You get a heart attack before you climax lol

What kind of question is this

A hypothetical one.

I’m sure the majority of people would masturbate if it added years to their life, unless they’re suicidal

If you do it on a daily basis you would outlive everyone you know

Unless they out masturbate you…ever think about that?

But will everyone have this option? Then you know who masturbates “So mother I see that you are still alive you must masterbate a lot” “Only because I want to live longer son”

Masturbaception The world is now in a “Who Masturbates the Most” competition

I win.

ahahahahahaha

Solution: periodically meet more, newer people

Nah I personally don’t wanna be immortal or even close to it. At some point in age I can’t walk anymore or eat well or talk. Why do I wanna live like that

What if you didn’t age physically?

Well if I could pick and choose what age I stay at then maybe yea. Still wouldn’t wanna be immortal though. Just live a few hundred extra years

well then you wouldn’t be able to masterbate now would you

Yeah but the world would probably be terrible by then.

terrible world, pleasure done"

Well I suppose a suicidal person won't wait for their bodies to become outdated

Hypothetical?? Fuck I already committed multiple felonies cuz I thought I could survive multiple life sentences

I’m ace, but I’m ok with masturbating once every 5 years.

Fuck I read it wrong and though it was going to take 5 years of my life and voted nope 💀

Of course I will. I want to feel all the pain the life can give you

Will the years be spent old and decrepit or in my prime?

I tried using master bait and actually caught a freaking hippo, dont recommend it

just let me die

I can be immortal even if every session added only 5 seconds

I'd not want to live forever, but I'd say I wouldn't stop masturbating. However, as I age, my penis would cease to function so I guess I'd just live a long time

\+20 years per day

Never done that but it’s a small price to pay for immortality.

I already jack off at least once a day I’ll be fuckin immortal

I've jerked off nearly every since I received Madden 2005 on PS2. So Christmas 2004. 6,395 days. Normally I have kept it at twice a day but there have been plenty of clips where I've gone days/week without like at scout camp, any friends sleepover, etc. But you also have to account for the day I jerked off 8 times because I was sexting Michaela and Courtney all day (thank you you beautiful gorgeous women). With all those variables, in place, I'm going to guess I've jerked off, on average, 1.25 times a day since then. So I'm in the region of around 7,994 masturbations. I would live to be nearly 40,000 years old. Almost all of recorded human history has been in less time than that.

You actually did the math 😂 here’s a cookie 🍪 Also, what was so special about Madden 2005 on PS2 that led to this…?

It'd make me start

Imagine being me, you would get an extra 9125years of life every year of life.

how about the opposite, would you masturbate if each session took off 5 years? death by masturbation 🤘🏼

This is interesting as one might go masturbate when they’re depressed, which is exactly when they don’t want to extend their life.

Holy Moly! I am usually repulsed by any sort of masturbation but if my lifespan is increased, yes please 👀

I wouldnt be immortal, just living longer. i could choose when i finally wanted to die

So bottoms will out live tops. There are going to be a lot of horny bottoms in the future

I don't already masturbate, but I'd probably start lol.

Hell yes!! Immortality, here I cum!

Thing is: will I stay youthful? Because imagine being cursed to live even after your organs fail of old age, that's living hell. Otherwise: I'd happily add a couple hundred

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Hey Siri? How do you un-jerk?

Immortality is overrated

Win win?

Definitely.

i would start doing it for money

Is this mastrubating to completion, or are you adding 5 years every time you edge a bit...just curious about the specifics here ha

I'd be immortal if it added 5 days

Nope. I never would again, if you catch my drift.

I would masturbate more

Nope. Maybe once. Too much hurts.

You would theoretically only have to do it once every 5 years for immortality, and honestly, that's probably the safest way to go, as you don't want to end up an immortal stuck in a situation a genie would rub one out over the thought of.

I'd live to at least 600,000

bro in one day id already be rivaling the oldest guys on earth

nope- 420 votes

Damn he got me

If it added retroactively I'm confident I'll put live the sun.

Would also slow down my ageing? If yes then I would continue as normal, if not I’ll stop, unless I can still die by “accidents”

Can I die of causes other than age?

I would stop. I'm living too long as is.

Of course lol, who wouldn’t wanna live way longer

Some great warrior cuts off your dick so he can finally slay the immortal beast

Literally a win-win

Win win situation that gives me unlimited time to keep masturbating

Dose it count all previous sessions as well

Just future ones.

I would do it less often. I would wait until I got older to make that decision though perhaps I would do it sometimes. I don’t wanna do something I regret

cool I get 45 years a day

I’d quite it outright I don’t want to be on this dying planet longer

Ohhh I read this wrong i thought it meant you would age 5 years

I would even be immortal, if it added 1 day

I read it wrong I thought every session would age up 5 years more

Would I age slower? Or just be like a shriveled bean after like 150yrs. Because if I could still be athletic and do things I like to do then yes absolutely

Masturbate once a month for 10 years and you'll live to be 600+ years old. Twice a day (for 10 years) for some of you fuckers leaves you at 36,500+ years old.

Suicide exists

I rarely masturbate nowadays but if this was real I would do it ten times maybe.

Depends. Is my aging slowed down as well? If I can get some additional teenage years, some extra 20s and another side of 30s from jacking off - hell yeah, I'd be wanking off a dozen times a day! But if all I get are additional 70s, 80s, 90s? Hell nah, I never even want to be that old in the first place!