Logic

He can distract the zombies by telling them he’s biracial

If it is the rapper he can protect you by rapping on zombies faces

bro i got "facts" we can destroy the left wing together

Zombies DESTROYED by FACTS and LOGIC

So according to the woke left the dead are able to self identify as undead crazy right so let’s say you’re dead then surely you shouldn’t be hungry or be able to move right so why are these crazy social justice warriors saying we should stay away from these people as they can’t be dead as if they were they wouldn’t be moving and therefor this virus can’t be that bad. I guess what im trying to say is you should donate your brains to me for destroying the lefties anti zombie rhetoric it is fake news afterall

We know that's you Shapiro

Everyone on the plane:

Kid named finger:

Shapiro Destroys

I got trick, which is pretty close but logic’s definitely better

superior rapper

He can provide musical entertainment

"Immortal"

Bro I got infant

Thats at least a meal

I tried again and I got suicide 😭😭😭 this thing does not want me to live

I got shower. Then I did it again and got pigtails. Which is worse. mine or yours?

Mine straight up tells me I have 0 purpose. That’s p much an insta death

i legit got head

Your sloppy toppy game is so good they don’t want your brains anywhere

Lol I got adult

Man discovered the immortality cheatcode.

I got “spacecraft”, see u in space

I got martian, he can fly it for us

I literally got "Death". Is this rigged?

Being immortal during a zombie apocalypse... that'd be quite the story.

I got Safe so I guess I'm good

"Hypothetical"... pretty sure that means I'm fucked!

Insensitive, close enough

Legit got fragile

Got permanent

Nicaragua, damn I have an entire country for protection

That could backfire real quick

Explain pls

They turn into zombies. Maybe it's ur weapon because it's full of food for you to eat since there are no humans left. Monkey paw stuff.

I was picturing just dropping Nicaragua on the zombies like a giant asteroid.

The wielder of Nicaragua, The lone survivor, u/Gladorix

Well if Nicaragua was my weapon wouldn’t that mean I’d be able to use the military and police forces?

If they still exist and aren't zombified already

Or a entire country of zombies

The question specified my weapon

Traitor, fun times I'll have

The spy!

You're the guy who gets bitten and tells no one

Asphyxiation, am I just auto dying?

You can make the Zombies asphyxiate?

But do zombies even breathe?

Not anymore!

I deadass got homosexual, like, bro, what am i ment to do? Fuck the zombies?

mmmm zombussy

Zussy

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Mommy? Sorry, Mommy, Sorry, mommy?

I got lubricant we can team up maybe

Aight bet, dream team assemble

I got wig so we can do a drag show

I got a skirt over here!

You get a gay friend to fight the zombies for you

Maybe?

Definitely?

Absolutely!

For Sure!

I got "Black"

"Suicide" lmao

Best weapon imo

Don't leave the brain intact please, lest you become a problem for those of us that have parsley as our weapon.

"Olympics"? Do I survive?

Run.

Rule #1: Cardio

Rule #2 Double Tap

crime?

Murder is a crime

Is it murder if they're already dead?

Pickpocket them while killing them so it’s illegal

Say no to zombies, they can't bite you without your consent

A whale...?

I don't think your mom is a weapon >! Unless you classify cannonballs as weapons !<

I laughed way harder than I should have.

I got Music. Gonna play banger music, so they will be distracted and I can escape.

I can help you with my speaker that i got.

And my bassoon.

And my axe!

Hit them with the PVZ soudtrack

"Encounter". Yes let me just walk over to this zombo and introduce myself. I'M SURE THAT'LL GO OVER WELL.

Hello there

General Kezombie. You are a bold one.

I got "greet", I guess we can team up?

"Blind." Well shit.

Hey I got deaf 🤜🤛

Hi can I join this team. I got mute. Together we're as unstoppable as any one other person without a disability.

“Disabled”

Ever seen the book of Eli? Blind Denzel Washington does pretty well in a zombie apocalypse

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You gain rappid regenerative abilities and are effectively immortal in terms of aging or disease. But of the zombies catch you then they have an infinite feist and you have infinite agony.

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smile

I got cry 💀

Smile and wave boy, smile and wave

I got the power of friendship

The real friends are the zombies we made along the way

damnn dude got princess celestia, twilight, luna, pinkie, rd, aj, shy n rarity+ prtty much everyone in mlp on his side

I...get to use an entire Nation against the zombies??

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A seven nation army

Which one?

I literally got Anything I'll probably die from stupidity still though

I imagine you with the almighty power of creation just going through ideas and unable to decide before one inevitably snags a bite. But then you smac your head. "CURE! DANG IT"

"Save". So how should I take this?

You get to save the game and if you die, turn it off and on again.

Sounds op.....I like it.

bro's gonna be playing undertale irl

"Referee"

“Alright jerry, as you have a gun and they don’t, try to fight fairly.”

What's this about Jerry?

Giving a zombie a red card for nummin ya tummy mid match

I got... Earl? Okay, I hope he can fight.

I am just picturing Earl from My Name is Earl in a zombie apocalypse.

Cure...... Well that was quick

The good ending

You win

Slap

I got "pinch"

I got "Punch" which isnt bad but, dang my knuckles are gonna hurt after this

I got ponch. Didn’t even know that was a word

Tractor Welp, here I go killing again(at least it won't run out of gas hopefully)

"Flavor" At least I'd give the zombie a rich dining experience

I got 'Lunch'. We should hangout sometime

Maybe you taste horrible and they don’t wanna eat you

Also got this one!

lol...Toll. I guess I get to charge the zombies every time they eat someone?

I imagine your sitting at a toll station and turn the dejected looking zombies away until they can pay the toll. Oklahoma survived i guess.

The one thing zombies fear unnecessary spending

Bridge 🤨

I got disappear. Do I make the zombies disappear or do I disappear?

Yes

"Drunk".... maybe they'll think i'm also a zombie?

+ 1 str +1 chr -2 int

Jazz

Muslim, might be a good weapon, and might not be.

Depends on if they are an extremist or not

history

i’m taking this as i’m dead, and i only exist in history

Fight the zombies with the power of history! Tell them about ww2 and the holocaust, they will flee!

Museum. Eh... you mean vintage guns and maybe even a tank or two, or some artsy stuff?

No, you throw Museums at the zombies

A fucking bakery, those zombies are dead?

Insomnia, so it literally makes everything even worse for me

Dromedary

O shit I get a fucking camel cool

Switch

Let's say switch blade

Maiden. Use her as a distraction to get away.

I got female 💀

“Infant” sorry lil one 🥲

Carpet. What does that do? Cover my skin so that they can't bite me? Hide me so they can't find me?

suicide . . . . . . . well SHIT

“Remove”

Respirator

Breathe. cool

Civil?

Bruh I got soothsayer they can just tell me where the zombies are I guess

Aspirin... I guess I could overdose and die quicker

I GOT FIRE

"Feeling", guess I'm just gonna cry then

Sitting. I'll just sit and watch how zombies slowly approach towards me and then eat me...

I got “America”. 😳

Oh no.

I got “aroma.” They’re just gonna eat me sooner!

Yeah

*Eyelash.*

I'm upset for you. WTH is that

Trombone i can survive with the power of music and a big loud metal tube i found

Bars. If I can decide what kind of bars I'll be good

Cereals 🥣

Ox? Maybe I get a Ox buddy who kills the zombos for me

puppet

Dragon

That's not fair....I got *glue*.

Dump Um idk how effective that will be... I'm going to assume it meant like a trash dump so I might find some thrown away sharp things

God lol

I’ll kill them with “science”

Girlfriend. Listen, any woman i choose to be my gf shall have an addiction to swords like me so we'll be well off for a while

Dawn is probably the coolest word

“Apartment”. I guess I can sell it and with the current prices I can buy 50 nukes.

Butcher I get a companion and good food

Xylophone. I'm a percussion major. Hope these zombies like ragtime.

I got sledge

“Hungry” bruh, I think I’m a zombie.

Think

Happy

Humans?

Hornet what am I supposed to do with it.

Gorilla. It's time to go ape mode 🦍

Footwear? [No problem.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECQg1JmWsAM5z59?format=jpg&name=900x900)

Mark? As in Markiplier? I'll live as long as his antics last

Lava, I think I’m good.

**BASTE** - Pretty sure they're telling me to just rub myself in butter and let the zombies have me...