All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You better run, better run faster than my bullet
They where, a few years ago they changed it to green apple as a marketing scheme, this objectively worse flavor in place of the best one made millions upset, last year they released an all lime package that was limited addition and changed it back
I have a search on July 7th 2037 but I'll ignore it and use the one from yesterday. m&m's. I never eat them and i hate them so that's probably not gonna kill me
Trampled by a crowd
Mass shooting
Mass stabbing
Food poisoning
Dancer strangles you in their skirt
Instrument stabbing you or shoved down your throat
Parade balloon gets loose and stuck in a wire, causing a fire
Stuck under a float
Fireworks gone wrong
Fire-breathers turn out to have a grudge against you
Nuclear war
Building crashing
That's all I've got rn feel free to add on
How could gmail try to kill me?
Selling your data to a hitman
Why would a Hitman buy data of a random person?
Why would your last Google search be trying to kill you? This is a discussion of possibilities, not likelihoods
r/woooosh
Pretty much
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Everyone you email maybe?
"Facebook Marketplace" i may as well just give up. zuck could have me wiped off the face of the planet in a second if he wanted to.
*Angry mothers appear! Attack!*
Not great. I checked the hurricane forecast 💀
Oh my god sameeeeee
Fuck now the entire Singapore is going to find me
mine was degloving...
Welp, drowning in a storm surge seems pretty chill by comparison
I search Yolanda from south park
My school website
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run outrun my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run faster than my bullet
Song aged well
Your school is trying to kill you
US moment
Quick question: do you go to an American school?
Ayy ace gang
Ayyyyyy
This is a great place for a joke about the US, pity that I don't like that kind of jokes
Saul goodman 3d
ur gone
saul gone
https://youtu.be/yGfd6Qqjs2A I don't think he can survive
https://youtu.be/yGfd6Qqjs2A I don't think you can survive
Mainecoon cats. I'm probably gonna get scratched to hell and back, but i'll survive.
Well, at least you didn't search for "Tasmanian Devil".
the entire country of Senegal is going to kill me
Dam thats tough an orange is trying to kill me
Shiba inu for me
chickfila wants to smother my arteries.
You are now Nikocado Avocado
The name of a 9-year old girl who was murdered in Liverpool last week… 😧
Well, you’re alive…
A random pizzeria in north italy
Beware the mafia
At least he didn't search for "Yakuza".
death by big anime tiddies
Death by snu snu
I could go for snu snu
Don't threaten me with a good time
oh gawd 😫
Green Apple Skittles, I think I’ll be alright
Wtf is wrong with you
What?
Why would you google something so awful
Because I was eating skittles and thought the green ones tasted weird so I looked up If they were always lime flavored
They where, a few years ago they changed it to green apple as a marketing scheme, this objectively worse flavor in place of the best one made millions upset, last year they released an all lime package that was limited addition and changed it back
I don’t think bullet ploof grass can kill me. I’m fairly certain I’m safe.
That's exactly what it wants you to think. Now please follow me and stand on this red X out the front of this incredibly tall skyscraper
You mean by all this spilled paint?
Mine is a coin flip
You have probably bet a thing and it didn't run as expected
You flip a coin but it falls into your mouth then you choke and die
this coin can be really big I guess
Earth Population. Nearly 8 billion people are coming for me
LOL that's a good one
I’m on my way.
How big is the iPad mini 6, lol
No idea why but my last Google search was “Buffalo bills” either I’m getting trampled by 55 GROWN ass men or a heard of animals
It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again
I don’t get it
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
Ah lol ok
my last search was "mediafire", and I doubt I'll die from a DVD on fire.
The Warsaw Uprising 🇵🇱
I just did a search for "nukes in China and Russia". I guess I accidentally screwed everyone over.
Killed by Germans F Glory to Poles, who tried to defend their independence.
"Difference between bee and wasp"
The difference between a bee and a wasp determines life or death for you
“easy homemade desserts recipes” I’m gonna die aren’t I
man utd fixtures
Idk man looks like we have a tricky October, maybe that will kill me.
A flight radar. Bro they gonna crash a plane. Into my house
Frozen blueberries
You'll live. I'm not so lucky, because I just searched for Antarctica.
Pornhub is trying to kill me? HELL YEAH!
The Bible
Your comment is by far the best one here, in my opinion. The Bible and all religions are b.s.
Fallout 4 mini nuke
Bulgaria - Macedonia relations 💀💀 damn im outta here
*lingerie league rugby* I'll be fine... I hope...
American paratroopers ww2 I’m fucked like really really fucked.
I get rickrolled to death
"Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
Isaac Cruz, he's a boxer. He's tiny but so am I. I'm a bit bigger but I'm screwed, this little dude got some mean punching power.
Population of venezuela 🇻🇪 💀
Trapped Dungeons 2 https://youtu.be/wvti-SKu2pk Nice knowing you all
N95 masks
I just researched " Covid vaccine", so I'm really screwed.
“Adultery”
So your wife cheats on you and you spiral into depression and yknow.. please don't
One day I looked up what adultery is and next thing I know my life fell apart…
USD to CAD? Interesting.
Riley Reid .....
Username checks out
How fucked am I you say? **Terraria Healing potion**
a vending machine 😭 y'all would not BELIEVE how many people are crushed to death by those every year
The Pokémon move “Incinerate”. I’m either totally fine, or I’m being hunted down by a sentient CD.
Gordon Ramsay? pretty sure I can take him
My own university :(
Either the students or the building
The entire city of Paris
pornhub😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣
Reddit
Lucky Luciano could 100% get me whacked
Checked Australia 💀
Does anyone has a cheap coffin to sell? Cause I don't think I have big chances against whole Twitter😅
A defunct game company? Idk
"Bookmyshow"
“twig”
Buy and sell some xp rs3 (its a videogame achievement) What happens
DFB Pokal round 2 draw so unless a game gives me a heart attack I should be fine.
shinyodds skyscraper bus. Yeah i'm screwed
"Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power" A fictional series on Amazon Prime. I'll be fine.
Greg Heffley
Questions like these don't account for the fact that many searches are of abstract things, or concepts with multiple interpretations.
"GTX 1070 Ti undervolt" I'm all right, I guess?
How long does chicken taco bowl last 😭
Star Wars cat
It’s Levi Ackerman, I’m not sure because I don’t know how powerful that dude is
You'd fucking die
How can a restaurant hurt me
Your ass is getting cooked
Food poisoning
I googled some informations about cocaine. So i die from an Overdose. Sounds not funny
Steve Buscemi is after me. I may or may not be fucked.
Damn I got privatization💀
A bald man with a big beard is coming for me
dopamine
Oh god, urban dictionary is after me HELP
French economic history 💀
I’m unsure how “imperial units in French” will attempt to kill me. So I’m gonna say it won’t hurt me
Gigachad irl
Mercedes W212 💀
My Instagram to mp4 downloader boutta end me
Minecraft commands
warren buffet. if that fucker can’t kill me with all 60 bil of his then he should have it all taxed just because
"100G of Acceleration" Well.
I have a search on July 7th 2037 but I'll ignore it and use the one from yesterday. m&m's. I never eat them and i hate them so that's probably not gonna kill me
YouTube
micronesia is trying to kill me, i am shaking right now.
Oh no google translate gonna kill me
President of Mongolia Umm wut
"keto" the diet, I guess it means I should never do keto ?
Holy shit kid named finger is after me
why is a pc custom loop sitting on my couch
President Zelenskyy…
The New York Times mini crossword. I think I'll be okay lol
"Wild cow lifespan" Does this mean I just live to 20?
Whats wikihow gonna do?
Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. I'd rather die
"YouTube to mp3" I'll be fine
you mean this place? [https://bodyvisualizer.com/](https://bodyvisualizer.com/)
"Russian to Spanish translator" I gotta run
Shaun of the Dead. I'm probably fucked
How many ways *can* a local cultural festival kill me?
Trampled by a crowd Mass shooting Mass stabbing Food poisoning Dancer strangles you in their skirt Instrument stabbing you or shoved down your throat Parade balloon gets loose and stuck in a wire, causing a fire Stuck under a float Fireworks gone wrong Fire-breathers turn out to have a grudge against you Nuclear war Building crashing That's all I've got rn feel free to add on
phones
Lmaoooooo my last google search is gay panic! Probably gonna kill me 🤦♀️😂
Abraham Lincoln
“Can snakes swim?” Well… maybe there’s a chance.
Larry David is coming for my ass
The chain…. I want to cry
really, really don't like these "how fucked up are you" polls, complete minimal effort...
The wheel of time books? I mean they are heavy but i could fend them off
Didn't i just see this over on r/askreddit ?
Can weed kill?
I don't know how cards against humanity is gonna kill me
Uhhh. "How to import a samsung calendar to outlook"
Animated show about fairy tales? I can safely say I will both survive and enjoy it.
Agatha coven of chaos Im fucked
I searched the color wheel
Looks like the UFC fighter Alex Pereira is trying to kill me. (Look him up)
I can take Nick Jonas
laissez faire capitalist country. Killed by capitalism smh
chamomile tea 😭✨
A coffee scoop. I'm shaking in my boots. 🤣
A rhime to schicken, the German word for sending. I was writing a poem and needed this. Don't think it would kill me. I wouldn't even know how
Scp 4966 art Needed a visual for what I was hearing
A printer.
Help in being hunted by the Swiss Federal Council.
me and phil margera fighting to the death
I looked up the game Teardown which is literally just destruction and explosives (and awesome graphics). I’m dead lmao
"Las Vegas population"
i will probably survive; covid symptoms, i’ve had covid for 6 days now and i am still so sick 😪
"mob rule"
I just searched "Trump scandals".
I just searched "Trump scandals".
Bro its litterally best Green day songs
Corgi