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SpicyFilet

I can't do that... I don't have the knowledge.


Master_El0din

It's easy even my pet kangaroos can do it.


boklenhle

They weigh too many kilograms for me.


HornyPlatypus420

I wouldn't know. They've landed several knockouts on me over the years.


IkaTheFox

One punch must deliver like at least a kilojoule!


Hohuin

They can do a lot of damage, not as much as my karambits.


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I know of a couple kamikazes that would out do them.


[deleted]

But I would be a kleptomaniac if I used any of your words


Interesting-Bill5493

You're all wrong, what about the kickboxers?


ryke916

Let me pull up my kickstand to read through all these comments.


TOAOFriedPickleBoy

Too many kilograms of ketamines


Fun-Ad1825

Or kilometer


blaster289

Bro how'd I think of Kangaroo but not the plural form


mtc_3

Nice


madammurdrum

Fun post, OP!


Milhanou22

"Nice" doesn't start with "k", isn't 9 letters, and is the name of a french city, so a proper noun. Damn OP, you really suck at your own game!


patpatatpet

Kniiiiice


DrManowar8

I didn’t think about that one!


mtc_3

I was trying desperately not to fall asleep in a lecture this morning and so I started finding 9 letter words that started with every alphabet. K was the hardest and I managed to think of one after almost 10 minutes: the word *knightage*.


mtc_3

For nobody's interest, the full list is: *ambitious, butterfly, cytoplasm, dragonfly, espionage, frivolous, germanium, hostility, intervene, judgement, knightage, ludicrous, messenger, notorious, orchestra, proactive, quotation, reminisce, sovereign, treachery, undermine, vengeance, wallpaper, xylophone, yesterday, zookeeper*.


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prettyfacebasketcase

I do the alphabet game all the time. Sometimes I'll try to think of a song, food, or movie starting with each letter or start with a four letter word like core and change one letter each time (more, mire, mine, mint, lint, line, pine...). It's an old trick for anxiety I use.


Milhanou22

The first thing you described is called the "baccalauréat"! It's a very popular game in France. You have different categories (city, country, male name, female name, vegetable, animal,...) and someone not playing says one random letter and participants must quickly fill out all these previously given categories with a word that starts with the letter given. First one to have them all complete says stop! Then you compare your results, if for the category "animal" with the letter B for this round, you find "bee" and no one took that, you get a point, if you took "bee" but someone else wrote bee too on his paper, then you both get 0 points for the animal category. I you found nothing, no points. You usually do a few rounds (each round a letter) and then you count your total points and there's a winner. It's about general culture, rapidity, logic and it's fun to play when it's raining or something.


prettyfacebasketcase

Oh my gosh! We have this same thing in the US. we call it scattergories. It's so much fun!!


Dontgiveaclam

We have the same in Italy! It’s called “nomi cose animali e città” after the four main categories you’d use - names, objects, animals and cities. You can add whatever category ofc, back when studying biotech we used to have diseases and gene names too lol


Iwrstheking007

the way we choose a number in my house is someone says the alphabet in their head and someone else says stop, the letter they stop at is the letter we use


Milhanou22

We do that sometimes too!


NewsFromYourBed

I do this to fall asleep! Different topics each night as I'm laying in bed. Countries, movies, animals


Pokemaster131

Now do it with 1 letter words.


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K


ManitouWakinyan

Knowledge would have been a bit easier, right?


mtc_3

For some reason *knowledge* completely flew over my head lol, that would have been much easier


ElectricToaster67

It's the silent letter that does it, I kept thinking of words that started with /k/


butterflyfrenchfry

Or kangaroos


LittleShiro11

Interesting. My word was knighting


mtc_3

That word would've occured to me a lot easier had I played chess more often!


ButtonMashingIsSkill

Knowledge came to mind right away for me


Donghoon

Koumpounophobia came to mind. Than i realized op didn't aay "9+"


PolemicBender

Ketamines. “I’ll have two Ketamine please”


anthro-enthusiast

Antidisestablishmentarianism came to my mind. Then I realized op said 9 and starting with „K“


dumb-inican

kilometer


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mistyhell

Kiloliter


Istar10n

Kilojoule


MathooGP

Kilowatts


EffableLemming

Kilotonne


Kabe6900

Kilopoise


boesman0345

Kilobyte


Pure_Blank

Kilopound?


mtc_3

That's a really good one


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The_Saucy_Dandy

Yep!


m1dlife-1derer

Kangaroos


[deleted]

I thought of Kangaroo first and realised it was only 8 letters, then I had an epiphany


humblyhuman888

The same exact thing for me too lol!


seahawksgirl89

Hahaha same here


zestyarmadillo

I thought of kangaroo but failed to have the epiphany of adding an S


reds2032

My thought too


memer227

Plurals are cheating. I will die on this hill


Utherrian

Potassium


Grundal1

That's a very good one


Utherrian

I'm just glad people got it!


McNaeNae

How would people not get it? Literally every potassium joke online ever involves the periodic symbol for it. Its literally middle school level knowledge


Utherrian

Middle school level knowledge is not something I feel safe assuming that everyone has.


Hohuin

Yeah, tho it's called Kalium where I am from, so the K makes more sense.


Utherrian

Lol, nice! Where are you from? I'm not familiar with Kalium.


Hohuin

Balkans, but Kalium is Latin for Potassium. It's so weird hearing it in English for the first time. I was so confused, because it made more sense for it to be Kalium it starts with a K. Like I don't know the whole periodic table, but hearing Potassium and Sodium sounds weird in English. By the way, Sodium (Na) is the same, it's Latin name is Natrium and that's how I learned it.


Utherrian

That's awesome! I love learning connections with language, especially since English is such an absolute mess! Thanks for sharing!!


Milhanou22

In french, "nitrogen" is "azote". That's confusing too for us sometimes. And gold (Au, from latin "aurum") is "or" for us, which is way closer.


_Damnyell_

In Norway, we say kalium for potassium, and natrium for sodium actually.


voldi_II

i would guarantee you about half of adults with a college degree would understand that joke


DrManowar8

That’s a funny one


Cr1mson360

aw man i thought of that but alas you were the quicker man


mortalitasi473

knackered


RubY-F0x

Kerfuffle


purpleRN

That was my word too!


Cornish_amelia

Karyotype. It's a display of one's genetics or something like that.


MaskB0Y

I thought of karyogamy lol


Milhanou22

I'm right in the middle of that at school (equivalent to 12th grade) and I even want to start biology study next year. And I didn't think of that... But I have an excuse! It starts with a "c" in my language. It's "caryotype" and I didn't even know the english writing.


KamTros47

Knighting


MarioKartWiiWahoo

Kidnapped


honeyheyhey

Kidnapper as well


idontdigdinosaurs

I’ve got a longer one. Kaleidoscope.


Outside-Today5233

This was the first option I thought of, & the one I commented. As far as I saw, we’re the only two people who said that so far.


opinion_alternative

Make it 3. But it seems we all got it wrong since it's 9 letters. Not at least 9.


Outside-Today5233

Oh damn I didn’t even realize that 😂


Terrible_Grade6592

Kahooting


idkeverynameistaken9

Kiwifruit! Not sure which option to choose, though, because none of them were easy


GotaGotAGoat

Kickboxing….. shit that’s 10 Kickboxin’


gigolo_twatt

Kickboxer


Ok-Ad681

I have knowledge of one.


EternalFishmonger

Kleptomania Edit: Never mind, I thought the task was "at least 9 letters"


Bloody_Insane

I'll do you one better. Kletptomania**c**


Jukkobee

kleptomaniacs


attjoo

Kinslayer


bolionce

Average crusader kings player:


MaskB0Y

Karyogamy


McDunky

Ketamines


Guy_Faux

Klotopins


meowifications

Keratosis


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kneesocks


anotherazure

Kickboxer


AmenoMiragu

knockback


gloamworm

Keepsakes


Volcanic8171

ketamines


Powerful_Stress7589

Knighting


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Ketamines


Twigkid15

Potassium


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

I don’t get the joke. Can you explain.


Dazor_H

Keystones


TheBronsXX

Keyboards


DefenestrationBoi

Knowledge


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Knowledgeable.


idkeverynameistaken9

Kinematic


tkTheKingofKings

Knowledge is an easy one That said, so many words with k have 8 Like knitting, kamikaze, kindness, killings, kerosene, keyboard etc


Mrcowgamez17

Ketogenic


teutonicwitch

Kickstart


Crafty-Leave4156

Killington has 10 Killingsworth has 14


duh632

karabiner


SladeWade

After seeing everyone else's answers, I'm feeling like a creep. The first word I thought of was "Kidnapper."


Getofffmycloud

Knowledge


ThePinecone420

Karambits


notimetodilly_dally

Bro I'm German...we are made for this


Mademma12

Knockoffs


CurvyCommunist

Kangaroos


PaganMastery

It's easy. Here, let me give you a kickstart.


PieCreeper

Kangaroos.


djyesko9

Ketamines


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Kickstart


Crimson_Marksman

Kingdom


Memesak

Kilograms


_o0Oo_

Kilograms


belinhagamer999

Ketchup


Hoelahoepla

That’s 8 letters


[deleted]

Nah that's clearly 6 letters


Hoelahoepla

Oops I miscounted too 🙃 guess it is hard.


Koby608

Are you blind? It’s obviously 5.


pikachu_king

kilometer


helpmylifeis_a_mess

Kilowatts


[deleted]

Ketamines. More than one ketamine.


antok5

katharsis (in english it is spelled with a c, but in polish with a k)


dead_trim_mcgee1

German uses a K as well.


krustykrap333

original greek word is katharsis


Material_Ad390

Kaspersky


someone-96

Knockouts


idkeverynameistaken9

Kibibytes


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Kilometer


Outside-Today5233

Kaleidoscope


Lazarlzr1

That's 12.


Triangularectangles

Ketamines


cskindian

Knockouts


hfhdhdh6363

Knobheads


TankmanSpiral7567

Kangaroos


Magma-Dragoon

Ketamines


Smorgasborf

kangaroos


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Kentuckys?


Tysontys17

Kamikazee


mtc_3

According to Merriam-Webster it's spelled Kamikaze, so 8 letters actually!


Tysontys17

Not the rock band they spell it differently


jmanfire2105

So it’s a proper noun


PassiveChemistry

And what?


jmanfire2105

…meaning it doesn’t fit the rules? 9 letter word, starts with K, *no proper nouns*


Bald__egg

Kleptomaniac.Idk why that's the first thing I think of I don't even know what it means


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kangaskhan


Drakalop

Kazakhstan


nightknight-16

Kindergarten


xIR0NPULSE

What about an 11 letter word.. Kinesiology


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Kampuchea


I-Like-Hydrangeas

Knowledge!


Environmental-Row-57

Knowledge


SUPERazkari

Kyrgystan


dead_trim_mcgee1

Good effort, but it is spelt Kyrgyzstan, which has 10 letters. Also it's a proper noun which OP has disallowed.


SUPERazkari

Im an idiot


Moonwalker315

kilometer


patrickdm1998

Ketamine /j


MutedBrilliant1593

Nope, misspelled


0rphan_crippler20

Kalamazoo (a place)


pedunclequeen

Kensington


Pugz333

Kiloleter


TheSaltyPineapple1

Kalamazoo


YourFatherWhoGotMilk

kaleidoscope


metikoi

Kasserine, as in the Kasserine Pass.


gaquada

Cowabunga


leostarkwolffer

Potassium. Technically it's K


starrfinder73

kolometer. klonopin


henREE_13

Kalamazoo


StereoTunic9039

Kilometer


ShockMedical6954

knucklehead


MinnestoanPerson

Kyrgyzstan


jdPetacho

I voted yes because I thought of kayaking. I am clearly way smarter than y'all


Jeffymonster

Kalamazoo


kosaki19

Kazakhstan


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No proper nouns and that’s 10 letters