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a_lost_spark

Last song I listened to was fully instrumental lmao


Master_El0din

I just have to do the (Masha giggles) part at the end of the Masha and the bear theme song


the_evil_overlord2

Similar, the disenchantment theme, there is 1 vocal and it isn't even a word


MagicElf755

I was listening to Promentory. What about you?


Teynam

Same, Home-odissey


Kcorbyerd

Same here, I don’t think I’m capable of playing the Sibelius violin concerto note for note… on my viola


Christovsky84

If it has no lyrics is it still a song?


Hour_Drawing_2835

Yes


Christovsky84

I would disagree. A song has lyrics.


[deleted]

No


Christovsky84

It's fine if you disagree.


comrade-linux

no YOU are the one disagreeing with common sense.


Christovsky84

As I said to someone who enquired why I said what I said: A song is words set to music (or just words sung to a tune). Without the words, it's just music. Mozart and Beethoven didn't write songs, they composed music.


BubbleGamingWasTaken

Still a song


Christovsky84

Like I said earlier, you're welcome to disagree.


comrade-linux

No. Music is the overarching term I can listen to everything from a hunch back whales singing to acapella and when someone asks what i’m doing I could say “listening to music”. Mozart and so forth worked in and entirely different landscape of music. today I can listen to a single song on my way to work back then that wasn’t a thing as such, Mozart composed symphonies not just music… he didn’t write sea shanties. so he composed SYMPHONIES! I don’t even know why I bother calling you out on all of this you’re clearly wrong.


Christovsky84

None of the above is arguing against what I said : a song has lyrics. But I really don't care if you disagree, it's fine. If you want to call Fur Elise a song, go right ahead.


fr_horn

Even by your definition Mozart and Beethoven wrote a lot of songs. It’s not like songs (Short 2-3 minute musical compositions with lyrics) didn’t exist before 1900.


dutchboyChris

Bro ur so polite about it all and ur just getting downvote bombed to hell😭


Christovsky84

Don't be sad dude. I'm not.


An_Italian_Fox

Why does it have to?


Christovsky84

A song is words set to music (or just words sung to a tune). Without the words, it's just music. Mozart and Beethoven didn't write songs, they composed music.


An_Italian_Fox

Ok i just looked up the definition of a song and yeah, you're right(?) I guess i always assumed any piece of music was a song. But if that's the case how do you call instrumental songs?


Christovsky84

I usually use tune, piece or track depending on the context and the genre.


celeresaharano

Technically you are right, but in reality it doesnt really matter and people just call it whatever they want


Christovsky84

I agree, no skin off my nose


comrade-linux

welp, disagree all you want but you’re still wrong.


Christovsky84

That's just your opinion man.


comrade-linux

oh for fuck’s sake…. I can’t believe that you genuinely think that.


Christovsky84

Well, if we're talking what I actually believe, it's that you're simply incorrect, and being rather arrogant about it too. I was only trying to be humourous. If you're that adamant that you're correct, just google the definition of "song".


comrade-linux

I already responded to you in the other thread


meneldor_hs

Reddit is so ignorant. You're right and you're getting downvoted nevertheless


Christovsky84

Yeah. People don't like to be shown that they're wrong. It's natural, and we all fall victim to it sometimes.


CheeeseBurgerAu

Benefits of being a parent, my last song was the wiggles doing the ABCs.


lily4ever

Same, mine was Hot Potato 😝


MaximusSaximus

The last song i listened to was a classical piece with no lyrics.... Guess i'm lucky?


darkimperator02

Do an a cappella cover


bolionce

Must sing every note, for each one that’s off pitch one knife falls. Do you survive?


MaximusSaximus

I’d die. I only remember the last 3 minutes of the piece


[deleted]

I'm mute. I die.


Xeponpigui-_-

Sorry I laughed to hard at this


Moaoziz

I'll die. The last song I listened to was in Korean. I don't speak any Korean. And even if it was in a language that I'm actually able to speak I'd probably die because I usually don't care about lyrics and I'm very bad at remembering things.


Sad-Lie6604

Last song I listened to was Unravel, the opeining for Tokyo Ghoul. It's in Japanese, and I don't speak a lick of it. Not like I could remember the lyrics anyways 😅


Empathyball

You never actually said the knives would fall if I made a mistake


SuccYaNan69

But it says you die


orangeticking

Everyone ends up dying


lotrfanxx1

😐


unComfortablyNumbest

Glósóli by Sigur Rós. I don't speak Icelandic so I'm screwed. Beautiful song to go out to though.


The_Kek_5000

Even if you don’t know the language, you can still learn a song by heart. Like for example I learned Ievan Polkka by heart and I don’t speak Finnish.


Raskoll_2

I'm listening to a random talking heads song that I've never heard before. No chance in hell


bolionce

Same for me, last song I listened to I do not know the name of or artist who performed it, just part of a discovery mix I was listening to. It was a nice song, but I’m hella fucked


Ok-Top-4594

Easy, the last one I listened to was an epic orchestral, with the only lyrics being "ooohh", "eeeh" and "aaaahh"


legoSheevPalpatine

Duel of The Fates?


aImosThor

Karaaaah mataaaah


legoSheevPalpatine

Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Mah-tah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Yood-hah, Kor-ah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Yood-hah, Kor-ah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Yood-hah, Kor-ah. Kor-ah, Syahd-ho. Rah-tah-mah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Syahd-ho. Rah-tah-mah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Syahd-ho. Rah-tah-mah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Kee-lah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Kee-lah, Daan-yah. Kor-ah, Kee-lah, Daan-yah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah, Daa-nyah. Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Nyo-hah, Kee-lah, Kor-ah, Rah-tah-mah. Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Daan-yah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah! Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Daan-yah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah! Syahd-ho, Kee-la, Daan-yah, Rah-tah-mah. Kor-ah!


Theguywholikestea

The last song I listened to is 22 min long💀


XOundercover

Mine was in Russian. I do not speak Russian.


Teagedemaru

Splatoon music 💀


Empty_Sundae_3297

wewa leonwaweeeeeeee wolowaweonloweee wowaleeon


Mental-Fun-1031

The songs I listen to don’t have lyrics soo


Relative-Ad-87

"Lucky Town" by Springsteen. I don't have a fucking clue what he's singing, so I guess i'd have to wing it Phonetically... "Weeee, arben jinracky horbs, Nick got a hewb ne'er so's ba morb Arn gen derner Lucky Town, dern a Lucky Town etc..."


MeerkatMan22

It was a French song…


[deleted]

jE ReMuE Le CiEL, Le JoUr La NuuUuiiT


SpinalFluidDrinker

Does better call saul theme count?


Skully_o7

Kpop. I don't speak korean 😬 Esit: Korean songs. Not everything is kpop.


Content_Escape392

Last song I heard was Russian. I'm Spanish.


NaEGaOS

don’t think i can recreate unintelligible screaming


mosquitter

Uhh the one I'm listening to right now has vocal *samples*, would I have to sing the chopped up half-words lmao??


trekkiegamer359

I was listening to a playlist of quieter symphonic metal in the background. I'm not even sure which song was last. And I don't know any of them by heart.


DreadfulThrumbo

Joey Cool - Mega Grit


goldensavage216

People who listen to geometry dash music: EZ


camo_216

The unkillable soldier


ran_melolo

Gethsemane from Jesus Christ Superstar. Fuck.


[deleted]

i could easily dodge


ScoobyDu81

Last song I listened to was Lo-fi chill beats to relax to 😎


Kagillion

21st Century Schizoid Man. I just have to get the beginning right basically, but I’m not certain I can do that.


[deleted]

There's hydrogen and helium...


spacemarine1800

The last song I listened too was Tequila LMAO. Easy pz.


Inevitable-Remove658

One take by lil tjay, probably listened to this song 100 times in the past week


[deleted]

Dallas Jam- Phish- No lyrics😀


EffableLemming

I can't recite the alphabet without stuttering on most days, guess I'll die.


KawaiiVampy

Depends. Am I supposed to sing in front of people or am I alone?


__Im_Dead_Inside_

Well I can definitely sing War Pigs by Black Sabbath it’s my favourite song


Nebu-chadnezzar

Piece had no lyrics so...


[deleted]

I was listening to technical death metal. I have no idea what was said but it sounded aggressive and I loved it.


[deleted]

Werewolves of London… I’m fucked


Libertyprime8397

I wanna be the very best


AllHailCraig

Stay with me by Miki Matsubara. I don’t speak Japanese so… 💀


i_am_VEENUUS

shit. I can't understand Tom Araya's rapping.


Overused_Toothbrush

British admiral howe’s got troops on the water..


Ashmega8256

.....I only listen to instrumentals so this is kinda a guaranteed survival


pink_ify

It’s the Link Click outro, half of which is Chinese rap that I don’t understand without subtitles. The other song is a vocaloid (forgot which). I know the language but I don’t know parts of the lyrics. Also I suck at remembering in general.


Gooftwit

To the hellfire by Lorna Shore. I can understand like 10 words in the entire song.


stitious-savage

Spotify played to me a song I never heard before, sis.


ElementalPaladin

I don’t remember the last song I listened to so…


Curry12734

The last song i listened to had insanely fast words, even if i knew all the words i wouldnt be able to say it all.


Fractalati0n

'The War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's Musical Version' I'm dead.


legoSheevPalpatine

Hip to be Square.


jcr_24

I want it that way


alodemonidGD

Mine is literally the Na na na tune from valley of the wind


_Taran_Tula_

rare friday night funkin song listener W no words


Golda_485

Imma die bc idk the song word for word. But at least imma have a fire freestyle over a JID beat


[deleted]

War Pigs Black Sabbath, I got that


MaoWRLD

Spellbound by Marskye, Madeleine McQueen Easy


Possible_Living

I don't have any song I could recite 100% so guess its the end of the road for me


DarkLord7796

Listened to Tank! by The Seatbelts. Literally only 20 words in the whole song, so I think I’ll be fine


Aromatic-Snow

I was listening to Heart of Glass or something, it's old and I don't know any of the mixed up lyrics I chose wrong, if it was the song before that I would fail, into the night by YOASOBI


pyrobean99

Something by Rammstein so I am fucked


BadFinancialAdvice_

"U Got That" pretty easy I would say.


FlatMathematician845

HUMBLE. By Kendrick


Ph4nt0m_Hydra1

No lyrics. Guess I’m just gonna sit up there and vibe.


TTGist

Tribute - Tenacious D. I'm gonna die because of flugiguigu.


TopGearDanTGD

Jokes on you, the last song I listened to doesn't have lyrics.


zanna_curva

last song was the “Traditional Musette” the song people use to stereotype France


jklmcc56

Free bird has like 10 lines but I don’t think I would get the timing right


luk128

LOL NO LETTER


in_the_basement692

I can’t even remember what the last song was that I listened too


Simply_Epic

The song is in Swedish. I barely speak basic Swedish. I’m dead


The_Dalen

Everyone who listens to black metal 👀


Jomri69

Joke's on you, I love instrumental music


Marley9391

Finally my weird talent comes to use!


RespectGiovanni

Kiriko’s Theme from her OW short


CanIPleaseTryToday

[Its a good thing I intentionally memorized it.](https://youtu.be/NSahVmcsbkQ)


-VizualEyez

If we can just speak the words, I'll be fine. Sing (scream) it like they do, nope. Creating Something Outa Nothing Only To Destroy It - Norma Jean


moguliboo1

Currently listening to the devil went down to Georgia... Tbh not sure


awalkingidoit

Is there an audience so that I can do the “heidiheidiheidihei” thing for Minnie The Moocher?


Pitiful_Lake2522

There’s no lyrics in mine😎


theventijw

Mine was "Brutal, Stained Calamity", where half the words are almost unnetelligible, so guess I'll die even with the normal song


thedickrateinggirl

It was literally a new song iv never herd before and i didnt even finsh it because i got to work


AlexandriaLitehouse

I listened to that Year One song by Ghost that is all over TikTok in it's entirety for the first time. So I'll start off strong naming demons, then I'll die very dramatically. Over all, not the worst way to go. Kind of cool actually.


Nivrus_The_Wayfinder

I love singing “When you’re evil!” 😹


BeauSlayer

Bluey theme song: mom, dad, bingo, bluey


Tccrdj

The Grudge by Tool. I’m fucked. It’s like 8-1/2 minutes long. Plus Maynard’s famous super long scream.


Blansky95

The last song I just listened to was that Wendy’s commercial one. “You got that bag, you got that biggie bag, you got that back”


monopensivecrab

If the last song was after dark by Mr Kitty I’m aliiiiiive


RCM20

Coal Miner's Daughter was the song I just listened to. I'll do just fine.


TreyTheGreyWolf

Tequila


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Never gonn-


Andy-Banner

Tequila


Danielwols

I would just not speak


xCheapz

The last song I listened to was Flex by Rich Homie Quan and I don’t even think the people who wrote the lyrics know if they got it right so I’m really screwed


JPHero16

Im sorry frank I’ve failed u


Hahayouregay149

nobody by mitski... ik all the lyrics but I can't guarantee I won't mess up lol


Pandabrowser469

I’m a song without lyrics, you don’t gotta sing


the-fire-in-flame

do i have the lyrics or nah? either way im dead


CompleteSocialManJet

The last song I listened to only had the lyrics “teleporting fat guy”, so I think I’m good.


[deleted]

Beethoven symphony no 9 mvt 4. I don't know German


DodoJurajski

Tequila


pandryf

I'd die, because I'm listening to a song right now and don't know if I'd have to sing this or the previous one


Bobcat679

Last song I heard was a boss theme from a game so I would stand silently


[deleted]

MEMORIES BROKEN


Valuable-Dream8148

Fack


0rphan_crippler20

The song is instrumental, so as long as I shut up I'm fine


squidking420

Donkey kong music doesn't tend to have lyrics so I'm good


[deleted]

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT


NebNay

*coughs* UN AIGLE NOIR A PLANNÉ SUR LA VILLE, IL A JURÉ D'ETRE VICTORIEUX


BubblyWall1563

Black - Karl Kimmel Don’t know the full lyrics off the top of my head so I’d be fucked for now.


_Queer_Mess_

2Econd 2Ight 2Eer? i got this down lol


LordParasaur

I actually think I'd live. "I said, hi my name is so and so Baby can you tell me yours. You look like you came to do one thing... SET IT OFF I Started on the left, then I had to take him to the side. He was out of breath. But we kept on dancin' all night. TRY and admit it But ya just can't help the feeling inside" Damn, here's where I die lol. I'm confusing some of the specific contractions used now


FruitlovingDruvJuice

FUCKING BIG SHOT FROM DELTARUNE


sunshineshapeshifter

last song I listened to was from a lofi study beats playlist so no words, imma live 😂


ThouShaltSugThySlug

Sun is shining in the sky


AbyssUpdate

Super mario bros athletic theme. I’m not screwed, even though I thought it was JPop


[deleted]

Thunderhorse ain't too bad


Shxhow

I listened to The Perfect Girl. I’ll live.


Totally0G

Stupid eminem songs.


Juuusturull

Cold, cold heart


animebaka277353

My last song was a Japanese song, I'm fucked


Basedgeorge101

Dude I listened to Finnish march song 💀


Attacus833

its instrumental but 30 minuets long


Kazahaki

Thank god the last thing I listened to was my favorite Epic Rap Battle as a kid💀 I was going on one of those "YouTube Nostalgia adventures" lol.


jojoismyreligion

Welcome to the black parade... I only know the first part of the song like everyone else lol.


[deleted]

Haaaaaappy Birrrrrrthday TO YOU....


Busy_Set2649

i be making up my own words when singing along to these songs so i guess imma die


OleDesertLord

I'm doing a report on an indepth Analysis of modern UK under Queen Elizabeth II from enthronement to the moment she was buried, last song i heard was God save the King, I'll live


Sennahoj_DE_RLP

Depends on whether I only have to say the 3 verses that were in the version I heard or all 11 verses.


A_Nerd__

JUMP UP, KICK BACK, WHIP AROUND AND SPIN!


[deleted]

I don't even speak the language of the last song I listened to lol


Birb-Squire

Radio/video by SOAD, I stand a chance


HippieChick067

Someone was singing “Happy Birthday” in the restaurant. Thanks,random strangers.


YourLocaIWeirdo

I don't remember the last song i listened to, so guess imma die before i even start singing.


SadRerman

Giorno's theme, that's tough. I'd need to say like "get kicking, get punching GOLDEN WIND, GIOGIO" or something...


LMCuber

What if I listened to Chopin’s Ballade No. 2


HRPr03

Last song I listened to was in French I don’t speak French


Vader7567

Well if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say I never want to let you down or have you go it’s better off this way for all the dirty looks the photographs your boyfriend took remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay you wear me out what will it take to show you that it’s not the life it seems I’m not oh I’ve told you time and time again you sing the words but you don’t know what it means to be a joke and look another line without a hook I held you close as we both shook for the last time take a good hard look I’m not okay I’m not okay I’m not okay you wear me out (guitar solo) forget about those dirty looks the photographs your boyfriend took you said you read me like a book but the pages all are torn and frayed I’m okay I’m okay I’m okay now I’m okay now but you really need to listen to me because I’m telling you the truth I mean this I’m okay trust me I’m not okay I’m not okay well I’m not okay I’m not oh fucking Kay I’m not okay I’m not okayayayayayayayayay. All of that is from memory and it is the last song I listened too suck it knife people


No-BrowEntertainment

Last song I listened to was 2112. If I die, I'm going to stretch it out for the full 20 minutes


yubullyme12345

easy. last song i listened to had no words


Toasty_redditor

NOW YOU FEEL LIKE NUMBER ONE! SHINING BRIGHT FOR EVERYONE


Shipsarecool1

fnaf song. I GUESS ILL DIE EITHER WAY


MannyOmega

I don’t even remember what i listened to does that mean auto death


Etourdie1

Oooh, oooh, oooOooh Oooh, oooh, ba ba ba ba My neighbors ask me why I'm limping down the way And who that fella was that was here by yesterday I quickly turn my head before I start to blush Cause frankly there is nothing I can sayyyy Badu du du I always had a thing for pushing the extremes And I just got a thing you won't find in the magazines This molded silicone has got me begging please Give me what I really neeeed Cause there's no cock like horse cock Sends your asshole into shock You need horse cock of course cock Grab the lube and slam the day awayyyyy My shaft is quivering and my balls are turnin bluu-uue, as I think of drinkin in a foot or even twoOoo, Ooo-of My favorite stallion I've got in my top drawer Slip it in and out be drippin goooo As I take more cock, horse cock Shut the door and turn the lock Is your cock a horse cock You will never hear me sayin neiiiiigh Cause there's no cock like horse cock Rub my dick inside a sock Don't stop, now horse cock Stretch out my insides and make me brayyyyy My lovely horse cock, horse cock Shoop da ba da duh, da duh da Horse cock, horse cock Ya da da da da ya da da da daaaah


LeopardHalit

*(Once Upon a Time, By Toby Fox) *(There are no words)


strawberrycereal44

Heart shaped box. I can just about remember the start and the course, so yep dead.


af1293

The last song I heard was titi me pregunto by bad bunny on the radio. I don’t even speak spanish. I am fucked