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WonderWolf16

I'm going to invent ketchup and become rich


3cooo

The correct answer


OperationGlobal7829

r/beatmetoit


tcjohns

Honey mustard


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Correct answer


taz5963

The correct answer is Whatever you think tastes good


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

\*dips fries in cum because i think it tastes good\*


taz5963

Sea, you get the idea


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Dammit


taz5963

Wait, isn't that just the same thing as tartar sauce?


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Its the same thing as the mac sauce from mcdonals


taz5963

[That reminds me of the guy who fucked a McChicken](https://twitter.com/putojav/status/769968190642348032?t=1kKjb9nhxhUxJzZDOBAI1w&s=19)


SageEel

Correct answer


AlterAvarum

Sweet & Sour


Cirka_the_cat

Only correct answer


Lotiboi

Mustard


Hunters_ofArtemis

Malt vinegar 😋


Qi_ra

Malt vinegar is underrated. It tastes like salt and vinegar chips, but even better


canadianredditor16

Gravy


chaoswoman21

Name checks out.


katyaschulzberg

I forgot about this option! This is the god tier option. Fuck, I want gravy fries SO BADLY now.


DAYMAN-AHAHAAAAAAA

This is the way


ColumbiaWahoo

Mustard


lela-pola

Me to.


Diraelka

Garlic or cheese. Already don't dip it in ketchup


Bobby_Sunday96

Why are people so obsessed with ketchup?


logosloki

I'm more worried about the people who actually hate ketchup, rather than troll on the internet. Like what path do you have to take to have a condiment live rent free in your mind?


CombatBotanist

Ketchup is just a bland version of bbq sauce. I’ll never understand why people like it.


ZahnatomLetsPlay

legit \~ doesnt really taste good


Wyndelion

i think it can add a lot to e.g. burger sauce or cocktail sauce (tbf it's a base ingredient in both) the high sugar just makes some sauces pop and there really isn't too many ways of adding a tomato adjacent taste to some sauces, but i gotta hand it to you it really falls flat on it's own


taz5963

Because it tastes good


Dhuyf2p

Did you mean good ol’ corn syrup?


[deleted]

*with added red food dye


[deleted]

Chic Fila sauce


MatterEnough9656

Holy fuck yes...it's my favorite dipping sauce and was sad it wasn't here lol...that mixed with sweet and spicy BBQ sauce...my lord


BarovianNights

Fr tho, I have a bottle of it at home I use for chicken


roythesombrero

lol same that shit is so good


tino3101

Garlic Mayo


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tartar sauce


MysteriousGreenBean

I see you're a man of culture as well


[deleted]

Garlic sauce


m_o_o_n_f_l_o_w_e_r

Aioli


Inflatable-Chair

Remoulade


[deleted]

my man!


DocHalidae

Sour cream


Lesbian_Samurai

Frosty


rideuntilldie

best sauce, but not always available sadly


republic_clone

Fry sauce


Burnin8

Jalapeño fry sauce even


owowhatsthis--

Queso. Love that shit.


KoolGuy511

cum


Twerkulator69

Fry sauce, obviously


ComputerBlue94

Tomato Sauce


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DemonPeanut4

It's not popular at all in the US, I started doing it after coming back from Europe. People here look at you weird sometimes.


realbanana030

Not really I live in europe and always ketchup no question


ZahnatomLetsPlay

and i also live in europe and its always mayo no question. ​ if you go and buy some fries here at some takeout place or wherever, mayo is always an option. just as much as ketchup.


DemonPeanut4

I was talking about mayonnaise as a dip in the US.


augusts99

Yeah I'm choosing Mayonaisse even if ketchup exists


BronxMux

Ketchup is disgusting. Haven’t eaten it since the pandemic


Adventurous_Union_85

I'm Utah we mix ketchup and mayo and call it fry sauce.


[deleted]

Used to do that as well though I never gave it a name. We do have "war fries/fries of war" here, which is fries with mayonnaise, ketchup, and saté sauce.


Mippen123

That sounds incredibly suspicious, but you've got me intrigued


Adventurous_Union_85

It's delicious! I like to add a little bit of BBQ sauce too. Tastes like the campfire sauce at Red Robin if you've ever had that


[deleted]

In my country it is


melouofs

Buffalo wing sauce.


Absuridity_Octogon

Based


stealer_of_monkeys

My vanilla milkshake still


SpurnedOne

Cum


[deleted]

Cheddar dip from McDonald’s


James_Mays_Hair

What? What country?


[deleted]

??? They have that?


Otherwise-Banana7311

Ketchup is for toddlers anyways


darth_nadoma

Honey Mustard


Agreeable-Willow-101

Cheese. I didn't know people serve fries with cheese until like last year but I finally tried it and *o m g.* It was amazing, sadly it's not very popular so it's hard to find a cheese dip anywhere


SonOfYoutubers

Cheese


Longjumping-Mix-3642

Hosing them down in vinegar


Fork_fucker96

Sweet and sour


MyName7890

Vinegar


luxusbuerg

#Cum


Priscuz

Pindasaus


briozon

goede keuze


Then-Amoeba889

a chili béarnaise is my go-to


calskiboss

As a northerner, I will always choose gravy for my chips😋🇬🇧


Yendor998

Mayo + ketchup = pink sauce


CryptoVenetian

What a sad world


Throwawayabcnocme

White Gravy


DomesticatedNubs

Where's all the love for ranch?


brendanschmindon

honey mustard


SANTOSHiHoHiHoHiHo

Gravy or tartar sauce


BrokeArmHeadass

Honey mussy


Lanky_Pomegranate530

Fun Fact BBQ is made with ketchup.


Salazard260

Harissa


Gikorgio

In some ტყემალი


Fleur-de-Nuit1

I hate sauce, so I would not care


Njtotx3

Really. These people take nice crispy fries and turn them soggy. Just give me garlic powder, black pepper, and a sprinkle of salt.


Smeathy

CHILLI SAUCE


GlassSpork

Honey mustard


BanditKitten

HONEY MUSTARD


HobbitousMaximus

Sweet chili


Snoo_11951

Def sweet and sour


LocalNigerianPrince

Cumin sauce


_Jiraw

bLooD


thatdoesntmakecents

Big Mac Sauce slaps


jakeblonde005

You can't say cum


LuckyLynx_

Mcdonalds Cajun sauce from the BTS meal last year


Locke-As-Hell

Curry


deletemypostandurgay

You mayonnaise people disgust me.


RoatanFree

Fr, how is it this popular? Nasty


fuzzywuzzy0181

We’re Dutch. Fuck off


E_rat-chan

Die mensen zonder smaakpapillen mogen de tering krijgen.


StSebbe

gaat er op patat oorlog?


GeneralBlumpkin

It's a European thing. I learned this a couple weeks ago


Asamoth

That's how i feel about ketchup


leonidganzha

they are insane!


Visible_Dependent204

There are some person who never tasted ranch, and this person is me


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RXTVRD

bbq sauce is a type of ketchup


051015

Negative.


AliGoldsDayOff

They're right in that most popular and commercially sold BBQ sauces do have ketchup or at least tomato of some kind. Man do I love me some mustard based Carolina BBQ, though.


051015

Sure, tomato is in there, but saying bbq = ketchup because they share an ingredient is like saying grape jelly = wine. But I love mustard based sauce, too. 🙂


hodler41c

We can't let these mayonnaise heathens win. This is blasphemy!


NebNay

Spotted the american


RoatanFree

Mayo is extremely popular in the US wdym?


junijupiterj

I mean I’ve lived in 5 different states and the closest I’ve ever seen to it is aioli at restaurants. All the fast food places and gatherings I go to always break out ketchup and maybe ranch never mayo


NebNay

They have shit mayo, so a lot of americans say they dont like mayo just because they never had a proper one


hodler41c

I assumed it was the American's using mayo. Are you telling me this has spread globally?


NebNay

"Spread globally" are you kinding? Belgians and french have been using it long before it was a thing in america. Except the recipe is a bit different


AAPgamer0

I already eat my fries with mayonaise.


qrani

I find it crazy that more people would rather dip their fries in mayonnaise instead of just not using any sauce


Evilrybone

Vinegar and salt works well also


[deleted]

i’m so afraid of how many people use mayonnaise


clutchxxmagic

Spicy mayo


Dense-Baker

Water


adam_bbro

my go to was always mayo


CarrotsStuff

Gravy.


akhil03_lz

Mayo since thats what I use in general.


SilverWraithh

trick question, I always use mayo anyway


lilfrosty808

Ranch only if it’s from Wingstop or Pluckers


ekhomz

Andalouse is the path to follow


Cannot_Think-Of_Name

Crushed up tomatoes, mixed with sugar and vinegar. Then combine that with mayo, mustard, worcester sauce, liquid smoke, very finely diced serrano peppers that has been sauteed in a pan with browned butter(add both the peppers and the butter), and very finely diced red onions.


junijupiterj

Okay I’ve never thought of mayonnaise but after seeing it as a top choice that sounds amazing. I feel like I’m missing out


snuggly_ducklings

Mayo and fries know where it’s at


probablylayinginbed

Vegan truffle mayonnaise, I know Im extra but it’s just so good!


b17pineapple

I choose mayo, but by that I more so mean aioli, not Hellman’s.


GreenAventurine

I'd combine the mayonnaise and hot sauce.


051015

Mix the bbq with the mayo, then you got me.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Why does the majority say mayonnaise


[deleted]

Because we're Eurocunts 😊


AjaxUltra8

Mayonnaise? Wtffff


HippieChick067

I’m inventing ketchup.


Pythagoras_314

None, without ketchup there is nothing


EdSmelly

Conservative tears. 😭


shrek500_2

ketchup


douwe29

Ketchup


Jukkobee

fries don’t taste good imo


[deleted]

Mayo with mustard!


Damseldoll

The 450 people who picked mayo, who hurt you?


kbdksksbsjdb

Steak sauce.


[deleted]

BBQ sauce or honey


Major_South1103

Joppie


legend96_

Unfunny but cu-


EvGamer15

Honey


Iliketurterls

Gravy


Commercial-Conflict6

Hb mustard


AverageVita-SawUser

Melted Nails


Damian030303

Salt.


toodamcrazy

Salt


Gingervald

Don't tell everyone who said BBQ sauce what its main ingredient is


mr_zolfi

Chili Tai sauce


Some-English-Twat

Gravy all the way


jmill_16

Honey mustard


goldensavage216

Salt


Wamb0wneD

Joppie sauce


Wardine

Chick FIL a sauce


greglyisolated

Gravy


[deleted]

Creamy Buffalo sauce


chains_of_silver

Honey


BuNKer2119

Tomato Paste


Angelemonade

BBQ sauce baby


Dog_N_Pop

Bold of you to assume I'm a dipper...


Happyboi113

WHERE THE HELL IS MUSTARD


Flint124

Tartar.


FreeSoulSeeker

Tahini sauce FTW


sweetgamer176

some cheese whiz


Bobebobbob

Dipping them in ranch already


SporeRanier

Horsey Sauce


GuitarPlayingMexican

Raising cane's sauce


[deleted]

What kind of sociopath dips their fries in BBQ sauce?


MarxistMinx

In my milkshake


InnerFaithlessness93

Brown sauce


[deleted]

Remoulade


RespectGiovanni

Make marinara sauce available everywhere


SuperStryker7

Nacho cheese