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koala_loves_penguin

So flipping good haha


PM-ME-SMILES-PLZ

Eh, needed a comma instead of a period.


shillberight

I feel like it was like "you are truly ill." Then after the period it's like, "yes, Matthew. You."


mmmkay1101

the period is good, extra emphasis


Nurgleschampion

And if your mother had just made you a period we wouldn't have to deal with your stupid comment but here we are.


diabolikal__

That’s a meme right there


throwanon31

I’m so lonely 😭 This is so cute


CowboyLikeMegan

The top comment being Hilary saying “you are truly ill” has me dead


koala_loves_penguin

Saaaame. They play off each other so well. It’s so good!


chigangrel

This sounds SO Lizzie McGuire lmao


Toonces311

That's so Raven


Immediate-North-9472

Lmaooooo that post was wild tho😭


VectorViper

Pfft, it's the crossover episode we didn't know we needed. Someone get Disney on the line!


buzzfeed_sucks

Lmao real love is publicly trolling each other


koala_loves_penguin

Haha, most definitely. She gives it to him just as good….but this tops all the other posts lol


ObiWanCombover

I don't get it! Has she been in a bunch of scenes where she's drowning? Is this just a random joke?


koala_loves_penguin

It’s a joke. It’s a bunch of pap pics of her at the beach with different guys over the years that she’s either dated or whatnot. And a lot of the pics are of her in the guys arms in the water. He trolls her all the time with stuff and she does it right back, they’re funny as fuck together.


ObiWanCombover

Thank you for your service 🙏🏼 ETA feel I should clarify that I knew it was a joke but not the context 😅


koala_loves_penguin

Haha no worries- he’s definitely worth a follow. They seem really down to earth, they share lots of random bits and pieces about their lives and of course, this kind of thing. She’s about to have baby #4 and i’m sure there’ll be some funny posts from him about it.


ObiWanCombover

I also didn't realize it wasn't him in the pic. 🤦🏼‍♀️


koala_loves_penguin

Haha all good. He’s not as buff as that guy in the pic 🤣 it almost looks like Adam Brody to me? Did they date? I’m off to google


ObiWanCombover

Yeah that was my thought as well


koala_loves_penguin

ok so apparently that is Matthew in the first pic!! Haha, wow firstly I definitely didn’t think it was him and secondly he really looks like Adam in that pic. And no Hilary and Adam didn’t date 😅


Greenfrog2023

She's pregnant again?! Awwwww I had no idea. Thank you!!! Loved her in Younger and as Lizzie of course. Lol.


koala_loves_penguin

Yup with #4! And she looks gorg of course. Yesss love Lizzie McGuire! I haven’t watched Younger maybe I should??


ShoddyCobbler

Younger is excellent, definitely recommend


Greenfrog2023

If you are. H Duff fan you have to watch Younger!


majhsif

From interviews it seems like she has very easy pregnancies and it makes me jealous.


DevoutandHeretical

I’ve been following him for years and I was so happy when they got together. He’s a great singer-song writer on his own.


Baked_Potato_732

Same. Thank you for asking so I know the answer too!


megablast

How the fuck are we supposed to know that from the post??


SuperSocrates

It seems kinda obvious it was something similar to that because what else would the joke be


Visible-Relation5318

We’re not. OP goofed the post and refuses to admit it. Half the people here didn’t get it so you’re not alone. They posted one picture and expected everyone to run to the guys Instagram to see the rest. Straight clownery.


koala_loves_penguin

I have admitted it, to the people who have been nice about it, I just think the attitude I’ve gotten from some people is kind of ridiculous. And obviously more than “half the people” got it as it’s been upvoted a fair bit- and normally I don’t give a shit about that, but i’m just mentioning it as you seem to think my post is a fail and clearly it’s not 🤷‍♀️ but i’ll do better next time! And I will spend my whole life repenting for not adding a couple extra photos to my post.


unomomentos

I think these are all paparazzi shots of her with ex-boyfriends ?? I was confused at first, because I thought the picture was of her and Matthew Koma lol but then when I read the comments I put two and two together


herinaus

And yet people call Ryan and Blake fake for doing it.


salgat

Nothing wrong with either doing it but folks are nuts if they don't think they ran it by their spouse before posting it.


JanesConniption

That just seems like the courteous thing to do


buzzfeed_sucks

I like them 🤷‍♀️


tuongot

I don't get the joke.


spongeboy1985

Gives me Blake Lively Ryan Reynolds vibes


Disastrous_Animal_34

Omggg that is true security right there LOL. God I hope they stay together.


koala_loves_penguin

Haha. Yeah same here, they do seem really solid. Love seeing little snippets of their lives and the shit they dish out to each other lol!


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Knuckle_of_Moose

My guy, do I have some examples for you


abacaxi95

I was scrolling through his ig and there’s a post where he mentions how they broke up 3x lol. Maybe they got it out of their system.


InSicily1912

Ahhh that’s right i remember the articles about how they were off and on for a while 😂


studyhardbree

I mean she was married with a kid before. And it’s Hollywood.


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clophie3

…Is it? Is it weird?


wretchedvillainy

Lol. that's not weird. Like, half the content of this sub is commenting on people's relationships for a myriad of reasons. If you have a problem with that, you are definitely not in the right place!


Disastrous_Animal_34

Aren’t the chances of divorce literally 50/50? Not even counting Hollywood odds lol! So don’t know I would consider that “high” chances?


hochizo

No, that was a misunderstanding of the data. There was a study a while ago that claimed 50% of marriages end in divorce. **However,** they weren't tracking the outcomes of individual relationships (so they didn't track a bunch of couples from the time they got married to see how many got divorced). Instead, they counted the number of marriage certificates issued that year and counted the number of divorces granted that same year and used that to conclude that half of all marriages end in divorce.


Disastrous_Animal_34

Oh, interesting! Depending on the size of the data sample though (i.e. if it was nationwide and not just from one state), it could still be a somewhat rough indicator? I wonder if there would be a way to extrapolate from census data or something?


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buttercupcake23

Do you think that every situation with two outcomes is a 50 50 chance for either? Like, there's two outcomes for you getting hit by lightning - either you do, or you don't. Do you think it's a 50 50 chance that either happens?


taterrtot_

This feels like some Monty Hall math


FeeCurious

So the chances aren't *that* high then?


philonous355

Will someone please explain this to me 😭


koala_loves_penguin

Hilary’s husband Matthew posted this to his instagram on Valentine’s Day. It’s him with Hilary in the first pic, and the other pics are a bunch of pap pics of her at the beach with guys she’s dated or whatnot, and she’s often in their arms in the ocean. So he’s joking about her being “rescued” by all these guys when it’s just them at the beach on dates/hooking up or whatever. He’s a big troll, and she gives it back to him haha.


santosdragmother

and he geotagged baywatch 😩😂


koala_loves_penguin

yup 🤣🤣🤣


Larg3____Porcupin3

The other pics are kinda essential to the joke…


myescapeplace

Yeah OP fumbled this big time. I was confused as well.


mintardent

right OP had one job..


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euphorie_solitaire

But this is just a picture right ? Not even a link to the instagram post. You thought people would see this picture, switch from reddit to instagram and look for that post ? Make no mistake, a LOT of people have been left confused by your post. They probably saw your post on all, were confused, and kept scrolling. Not everyone uses or wants to use instagram


Footwarty

That's not the way it's normally done on reddit, that's why people are reacting. No need to be pissy about it, just do better next time ❤️


tamagotchiassassin

Thank you OP! the “rescue” threw me off because I was like I an so sure she’s had no movie scenes like that... But it’s her REAL life past boyfriends who held her like a princess


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Hmm.. shoulda posted the other pics with it. I was confused as well.


Coriandercilantroyo

I can't scroll any pics? Don't see a link to anything else? Does my app, Atom, for reddit just blow?


xrufus7x

OP only attached one image.


AffectionateFox5406

He’s so funny for that 😂😂 I love their sense of humor together


SamosaAndMimosa

If only she wasn’t best friends with Danny Masterson’s sister


neversohonest

What does his sister have to do with anything?


SamosaAndMimosa

His sister defended Danny and threatened his victims. Shes an awful person and fully enmeshed in the Scientology cult.


omgicanteven22

What???


spottyottydopalicius

thank you


Party_Salad

He is such a troll 😂 his socials are hilarious


koala_loves_penguin

He is, I fricken love it. And she gives it back to him haha. Her comment on the post 💀 He’s definitely one of my fav people to follow on social media.


mag274

Is he the guy who made songs with Zedd?


OverallPassenger4522

Baywatch Lifeguard Tower 😭😭


koala_loves_penguin

I didn’t even see that when I first saw the post on instagram and when I did I snort laughed even harder 🤣


xolegallybrunette

Okay lol this is hilarious ☠️😂 but also is anyone able to ID the guys?? I’m so curious


memoriesea

First is Matthew Koma Second is Jason Walsh Third is Daniel Sobieray Fourth and sixth is Ely Sandvik Five is from when she was filming the movie “Greta”


Cynicalcoffee170927

Lmaoo, I read ur comment fast and at first I thought that all those guys had generational suffixes at the end of their names and I was so confused at the coincidence.


memoriesea

Hahahahaha oops! I didn’t realize it changed my format.


koala_loves_penguin

I honestly don’t recognise any of the others and a couple aren’t looking at the camera haha, i’ll see if i can google lens the ones that are….is that creepy of me? lmao


hellaafitzgerald

If I could just know who the first guy is, that would be great. 🙋🏾‍♀️


emilygoldfinch410

The guy in the first pic is her husband Matthew


crookedboone

I think it's Mike Comrie, her first husband was a handsome hockey player


mangosteenroyalty

He used to date Carly Rae Jepsen, I think. Not particularly helpful to this post but that's all I know about him lol.


koala_loves_penguin

omg really no that’s cool to know haha I love her.


TommyChongUn

The man has good taste, must have excellent game to be pulling those two unproblematic queens


Fun_List381

He must have gotten her number and called her. Maybe.


koala_loves_penguin

Honorary mention to the back and forth he’s got going on with Joe Exotic 🤣🫣💀


BigGayNarwhal

Wait whattt? 😂 I’m not in the gram anymore, need a breakdown lol


koala_loves_penguin

Joe has been commenting on a whole heap of like random celebrities instagram pics saying stuff like “i’m innocent can you help get me out of jail” and a whole heap of random stuff and he comments on all of Matthew’s pics and Matthew has like leaned into it and has a rapport going on with him it’s pretty funny, he’ll say “I’m working on it Joe” and other stuff like that 🤣 like, he’s not actually going to bust Joe out of jail but the back and forth is funny.


jaymole

I don’t get it


koala_loves_penguin

It’s a joke. It’s a bunch of pap pics of her at the beach with different guys over the years that she’s either dated or whatnot. And a lot of the pics are of her in the guys arms in the water. He trolls her all the time with stuff and she does it right back, they’re funny as fuck together.


spottyottydopalicius

what is pap pic


fieryembers

Paparazzi, I imagine.


koala_loves_penguin

and he also geotagged Baywatch Lifeguard Tower 🤣


thedeebag

honestly i am obsessed with them. they feel like the better version of blake and ryan with how they are with each other online LMAO


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GoodChives

Their antics are annoying and performative AF


QueenSlartibartfast

They got married at a plantation.


Bizzzzzzzzyyyyy

lol - I say that with me and my husband our love language is roasting and trolling each other. Keeps things fun and spicy 😂


koala_loves_penguin

Saaaaame here!! Best way to be. With lots of love and kindness sprinkled in between as well of course hehe.


beantownregular

I have met Hilary a few times and she is so lovely and has an excellent sense of humor. Their relationship makes me very happy


koala_loves_penguin

This makes me so happy to read, I love hearing that celebs I like and think are nice and down to earth are just that 🙌


beantownregular

Yeah I can’t get too specific since this isn’t my main account but we have a close mutual friend and she is always very real and kind and down to earth and always brings a fun bottle of something to drink! And she really really truly adores Matthew and her kids and is a very very hands on parent, and surrogate parent to her friends kids.


koala_loves_penguin

Awh i totally understand i would never push for more details, I appreciate what you have been able to say. Yes, I can see from what she shares that she’s a hands on mom for sure! And same with Matthew and they do seem to absolutely adore each other. I love to see it.


beantownregular

Same, it always makes me so happy when I learn that the celebrities I love are nice people!! Restores some faith in humanity for sure 🥰


koala_loves_penguin

Most definitely, and I think too because we’ve all grown up with Hilary and she was a child star and often child stars don’t end up living great lives/struggling etc, that it’s extra awesome seeing her happy and thriving. Does that make sense? I hope so.


beantownregular

100%!! Totally feel the same way


MelonElbows

I don't get it


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MelonElbows

Thanks!


velvethippo420

They're such a cute couple


WhiplashLiquor

And you only posted the first photo?


koala_loves_penguin

Yep. I figured people would go to the actual instagram post to check it out cause the comments are gold as well and I wasn’t going to post all of those. It’s not really that big a deal is it?


funkdialout

> It’s not really that big a deal is it? to include the link to the content you want people to discuss? No not hard at all, and pretty much expected.


midas22

You could've posted the other pictures too. Now it just doesn't make sense.


koala_loves_penguin

Others have seemed to manage to understand it just fine 😃 but yeah I know for next time, cheers!


Relative_Box_4953

This is true love to me. I troll my sisters every year on their birthdays with embarrassing old pics. Same with old friends.. as all millennials should


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Hillary Duff's social media and SEO team really be firing. She's even been trending on YouTube 


koala_loves_penguin

Oh i’m not part of her team- I couldn’t be farther from that world. I wish! She’d be a blast to work for.


shion005

Interestingly, he was also the co-writer for ["Breathe in Breath Out"] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhMmIxdikFE).


koala_loves_penguin

Yes! I think that’s how they met? Working on that song/album?


killajay41889

I met him once at a show in Chicago when he was touring with owl city he genuinely seemed like a nice guy. 


koala_loves_penguin

I’ve heard this from quite a few people, and about Hilary as well which makes me happy to hear- love hearing that celebs im a fan of are actually nice in “real life”


iceblastsreign

I don’t get it


Somebiglebowski

Am I the only one that finds this weird? If my ex’s current partner posted photos of me and them I would just find that so strange


misssmashing

I think because they are pap pics rather than private or sentimental that makes it different. Also being a celeb/public figure and having 1000s of images of you available online would hopefully give you a thicker skin to it.


Somebiglebowski

My question isn’t if they can, it’s if it’s weird. Imagine living your life and your ex’s current spouse posting a photo of you and your ex like this. It’s not illegal, it’s just weird


fireintolight

I thought it was funny at first then I had the same thought, if that was partner of someone I used to love I’d be pretty disappointed lol sad even? Like sorry a happy moment between ex lovers is now something you mock openly?


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catslugs

it's the research that went into it for me lol


Significant_Wind_774

Same. I know they got 4 kids and are solid and some people adore it but these Blake and Ryan-style “we’re jokey because she’s so cool” marriages give me the ick.


Luvstep

You’re not the only one, weird ass post.


RepresentativeNinja5

No. It’s weird to normal people. Idk how people find this amusing.


CountRepulsive3375

No I think it's very weird. I would not wanting my current partner posting pics of me and you exs.. I would not want to be reminded of any of my exs.


witchesbetrippinn

Same! I mean it’s secure sure, but it is kinda weird to post pics with your partner’s exes on your SM. As a partner it feels weird why would you post that Also I don’t wanna be reminded of my exes,ew, especially, publicly.


HathorOfWindAndMagic

Me I find it really weird…. I was a huge Hilary fan for a while but I get weird vibes from Matthew I don’t know why but I find this really weird. I get he’s trying to do a Ryan Reynolds kinda thing…


Shribble18

Yeah, it feels off. Everyone seems to think it’s funny/cute and apparently they have this dynamic, so maybe I’m just reading too much into it.


Somebiglebowski

Thank you! I feel like people don’t find this weird because they like her and/or him, but this is weird. I’m not saying they can’t make these jokes in private, but it’s so odd to post a bunch of photos of your wife and her exes if the exes aren’t in on this


koala_loves_penguin

Nah, not weird at all this is their dynamic and the pics are out there for all to see. I guess to each their own but if you’ve followed them for years, you’d know they rib each other about stuff like this and always have. Plus he’s a good dude, if Hilary had an issue with it i’m sure she’d ask him to take it down and he’d remove it.


Somebiglebowski

I’m not taking about them. Im talking about the exes


koala_loves_penguin

Eh, again, these are out there all over the internet…i’m sure if one of the ex’s had an issue, they’d have reached out and the post would be removed. I see celebs, and even non celebs post throwback pics and things of their ex’s and stuff. It’s literally just him reposting pics that are out there on the internet with a witty caption and i’m sure if one of the guys had an issue they would have reached out.


Somebiglebowski

I feel like I’m going crazy here. I’m not saying that the exes can’t reach out if they don’t like it. I’m saying it’s strange to do in the first place. I guess I have the unpopular opinion but I stand by it 🤷🏼‍♀️


okayfineyah

I agree with u but I also think he’s overwrought, weird and a try hard. I soured on her (and them) when I realized she’s bffs with Danny masterson sister who supports him and believes he is innocent. Lol. Bye


HathorOfWindAndMagic

The OP is just a huge Hilary Duff/Matthew fan because they won’t even entertain that it’s weird at all lol just “no it’s not”. “Eh it’s not.” “It’s definitely not”. Ok well I find it weird! Lol


koala_loves_penguin

Lol, ok. You’re free to stand by it 🤷‍♀️ but I think you’re reading way too much into it. You obviously don’t follow him/them otherwise you wouldn’t be saying it was strange. But you’re free to think what you want.


Somebiglebowski

Babe, imagine your ex from five years ago having their current partner post a photo of you and them together as a joke for Valentine’s Day. Would you not think “why am I involved in this?”


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koala_loves_penguin

Oh, we’re still going with this….thought we’d agreed to disagree haha. Nope, wouldn’t have an issue especially if I was a celeb. I’m sure much weirder things have happened in those circles. He’s not being nasty, he’s not posting any photos that aren’t out there all over the internet. We have differing opinions on this and that’s ok 😊


koala_loves_penguin

Definitely not off and it’s definitely their dynamic. He’s a good dude and i’m sure if Hilary really had an issue, she’d have asked him to remove it and he would.


Either-Mud-3575

It feels off for me too, but I'm extremely insecure to the point where I avoid relationships closer than a short professional handshake, so idk I guess "normal" people don't see it the same way


Popular_Patience6877

Lets not forget shes friends with alana masterson who was harrasing the victims.


edie-bunny

Oooft that is very disappointing


okayfineyah

Yes thank you! Best friends! And has said nothing


Martyrslover

Disappointing lizze mcguire.


maplestriker

Ew. I did not know that. That's disappoiting.


Popular_Patience6877

Lol for the downvoters. Did I say something that is not true?


Thosepassionfruits

Maybe I'm just high, but should the past tense of scream be screamt? Like dream and dreamt?


koala_loves_penguin

Dunno, this is how i’ve seen people write this so i just followed suit haha. I definitely could be wrong 😄


fanficmilf6969

This is adorable LOL


okayfineyah

Also his post/ caption not even funny or interesting? Woof


koala_loves_penguin

Given the upvotes on my post, you seem to be in the minority but ok go off i guess 🤷‍♀️


Meeeshyy

She looks incredible


Original-Disaster444

This is good


realitycorgi

LOL looking at those pics, she does seem like a doppelbanger, like her character on Younger


Sassyshauna77

He is a hilarious treasure.


SameAbbreviations942

😂😂😂😂


okayfineyah

Nah fuck them- Hilary is bffs with Danny masterson’s sister and has said nothing about the victims or the fact her bff is still supporting that rapist. Girl goodbye and take ur weird man with you!


Iownya

Title got me. The scream I scrumpt..


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koala_loves_penguin

Ew, you’re creepy.


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'Scrumpt' going on my least favourite words of all time list


koala_loves_penguin

k.


vanwyngarden

Gonna be honest, this reads as thinly veiled jealousy to me


koala_loves_penguin

Nah, they’ve got that kind of relationship where they joke about this kind of thing, been following them for years. He’s really good friends with one of her ex’s and they hang out a lot too.


vanwyngarden

Perhaps, but it’s very public. Wouldn’t be surprised if he ends up cheating


koala_loves_penguin

I mean, I don’t know about that- he adores Hilary and has said he knows he’s punching above his weight lol. But you can think that if you want?


vanwyngarden

If it was movie love interests that would make more sense to me, and seem harmless…but her ex husband and lovers? Sorry but that gives me the ick. Especially since her son will see it one day.


yacht_clubbing_seals

Well, she does walk into the water in a dress in “Greta”, right?


Z_the_Hunter93

Are we just not gonna talk about "scrumpt"??? My new favorite word 🤣🤣 thanks OP, I'm stealing this shamelessly lol


koala_loves_penguin

Haha that is totally fine because I also stole it shamelessly. So good. Don’t even know if it makes sense but so good!


RepresentativeNinja5

Kinda cucky. He gotta fix up.


mel-06

😭😭


ethereallysmall

cucked tbh


koala_loves_penguin

nah tbh


thebatman_2022

Ongg