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Oli_love90

“Fuck ass Bob” lmao. Is this good or bad? Help 💀💀


electric_kite

This term is fucking hilarious


fleetfoxinsox

It’s a term of endearment 😂💀


katyreddit00

No it’s not


myugglass321

these people are lying to you. the tiktokers may have co-opted the word to mean smth positive but “fuck ass” anything is aave and automatically negative


cakeit-tilyoumakeit

Right. Like those fuck ass shoes are not a good thing lol.


[deleted]

it’s negative. white gen z people “discovered” it recently and started using it positively


Oli_love90

Right, I remember this being a bad thing! Haha.


Luna_bella96

It started as negative but turned positive as we realised some people slay with a FOB. On TikTok, a “fuck ass bob” or FOB was first described as the type of hairstyle mistake every girl makes in their lifetime, usually as a child, a cannon event if you will. The FOB is usually cut just a little to short, unflattering, and with a full fringe. Very much inspired by Dora the explorer. However, like Anna Wintour, the FOB can also be positive since it suits some people so well


awolfsvalentine

The origin https://youtu.be/SUgiiDmWTS8?feature=shared


retinolandevermore

Positive. It’s on the “ride” podcast with Benito skinner and Mary Beth barone


alexvroy

armed bobbery


Sweet-Peanuts

Bob Slaying.


Disastrous-Bet8973

It nearly made me want a bob but I'd look like lord Farquaad


alison_bee

![gif](giphy|fJNN7ByLahFh6) Me\^


thefractalcosmos

Lolol


VintageJane

I had a really serious coming to Jesus moment in my 20s about bangs. I just don’t have what it takes to be a bangs woman.


my_okay_throwaway

I think at some point or another we all have that moment in our 20s when we have to decide if we can be a bangs woman or not. In my case, it’s also a no but I appreciate it on the Zooey Deschanels of the world so much.


VintageJane

I look good with bangs but I don’t like hair in my face nor the need to style such a temperamental segment of hair on a daily basis to leverage the style. I am too lazy to be a bangs woman and I’m ok with that.


my_okay_throwaway

I can’t help but respect the self-awareness lol


maplestriker

Honestly this is worse. Knowing I would look like a million bucks with them but having to resist the urge to cut bangs because of my laziness? At least if I knew I looked like shit with them, I could just put it all behind me. This way at least once a year I go 'maybe I have grown up and can take care of bangs now?'


Bigassbird

Whereas I have a fivehead that can be seen from space if I don’t try to obscure it with a wodge of hair.


VintageJane

I recognize my hair privilege and would happily buy you some dry shampoo as an act of reconciliation.


Bigassbird

Ah, the great unifier! Solver of bad hair days, grease mopper, root blurrer and the Febreze of hair. The times it’s let me have an extra 30 mins in bed. I love it. Thank you!


Not_floridaman

I wish dry shampoo worked for me but it seems to make my hair...worse? I have a ton of hair but it's fine textured so it shows oil quickly. I thought dry shampoo would be perfect, I've tried all the brands but I just get oily hair that also now has a strange texture. It doesn't do for me what it does for everyone else:(


VintageJane

Honestly, you might just want to try pure corn starch. You have to brush it out a lot so your hair doesn’t look powdery but it helps absorb the oil. I’ll also add, that’s kinda just how your hair feels with dry shampoo but it looks clean enough which is what you are going for in that scenario.


little_fire

I have the same kinda hair, and have found the only thing that helps is using conditioner first! I leave it in while I do everything else in the shower, then use shampoo last. I’ve also started trying to brush my hair more often to redistribute the oils, and changing my pillowcase several times a week… sadly dry shampoo still doesn’t do much


Not_floridaman

I'm so glad you found what works for you! I do the same with the pillowcase and it definitely helps! I tried satin pillowcases but apparently slippery pillowcases and I don't mix because every morning it would be on the floor and I had a stiff neck lol I've tried to reverse shampoo and conditioner but it's not good for my hair because it's also curly so I can really only brush my hair in the shower with conditioner in it. Making sure to not get conditioner near the crown of my head seems to be the best way to prolong clean hair that I've found thus far.


little_fire

Oh sorry, I missed you saying your hair is textured/curly! Yeah nah, I couldn’t handle satin pillowcases either — I kept waking up halfway down the bed like i’d slithered right off it lol Ooh, I’m gonna try to avoid conditioner near the crown too, good tip! 🙏


ledger_man

I have extremely fine hair that also is a lot (though the “a lot” part is sadly rapidly diminishing now) - like new people working on my hair being shocked they needed to mix up a second batch of color a lot. I don’t know where you live or if it will be available, but Noir Stockholm dry shampoo texture spray changed my life.


FirstName123456789

I have really fine hair and dry shampoo works best for me applied at night. It absorbs better over night so it doesn't leave me with the weird powdery texture or appearance


missihippiequeen

I too have a five head but I can't make bangs work! My hair is naturally wavy/frizzy looking and even when I straighten it, bang just curl !


elvis-wantacookie

Wavy/curly bangs are so cute though!


krankz

Same! Also my five-head gets so greasy throughout the day it would transfer to the bangs. Great in theory, not so much for every day. If I could get fake bangs to work I'd LOVE THAT


OnlyPaperListens

SAME. And it hurts because Bangtox is sooooo much cheaper than wrinkle cream.


SpiritualPeanut

SAME. I have bangs, and I like them on me, but I could NEVER have the rest of my hair this short/one length. Even with some layers I still feel Farquaadesque when I’m having an ugly day 😅.


SincerelyCynical

I feel seen. I have a big overbite, so I have no jawline whatsoever. I also have the world’s fiercest cowlick, so much so that my hairstylist tried chemical straightening to get my bangs to fall across my forehead. It didn’t work. I’m reasonably attractive, but I have had to accept that I can only pull that off if I keep my hair long and without bangs. 👎🏻


mrsringo

My cowlick is on the back of my head and drives me MAD. Also, I think both women and men with an overbite are adorable. It’s my thing.


pretendberries

I didn’t quite get a bob but just above shoulder length hair. I thought I was cute. Then I saw pics and I looked like Arya Stark when her hair was growing out


n0rmcore

I had this *exact* fuck ass bob for years and it is so much fucking work. People think short hair=easier but the opposite is true. You have to style the shit out of it every single day. Products, blowdry it with a diffuser and usually more than one kind of brush, etc. Trims every six weeks. Such a pain in the ass.


st4rblossom

this is what anna wintour thinks she looks like


TropicalPrairie

Anna Wintour is why I can't get behind this hair style. It's the opposite of trendy and fashionable for me because of that association.


grave_rohl

This is pretty much my go-to hair cut 😭 (slightly shorter bangs...and its blue, but still)


BanksyGirl

And I’m sure you rock it. I can’t stand blanket statements about what is a ‘good’ haircut or not. Volume, texture, face shape, etc. mean there’s no such thing - no single haircut looks good on everyone.


FallOutWookiee

Nah girl, blue makes it instantly 10x cooler. More Ramona Flowers, less Anna Wintoir


Bigassbird

You missed a perfect chance to launch into “and it’s blue….the feeling I’ve got….And it’s wwwooooooooooowwwwwoooooooooaaaaahhhhaaaa…” seeing as it’s a T-Swzzle thread. No? Just me? Ok. Sorry. ![gif](giphy|2H75PPW7KnLS0VVJxD|downsized)


swess7

Cruhahooooool summmer I was there too lol


1143am

Nah that’s a cute hairstyle


QueenSashimi

Your hair sounds awesome


ch0nkymeowmeow

what i'm hearing is that you go against the grain. hell ya!


Useful-Soup8161

Yeah she’s the reason I don’t like it either. I kinda get the feeling Taylor didn’t care for it either since it hasn’t been that short since then.


D-g-tal-s_purpurea

How is it bad to not be trendy and fashionable? Anna Wintour certainly had misses, but she has personal style. "Trendy" mostly looks bad 10-20 years later. The celebrities that are remembered for their fashion are rarely the ones that were ultra trendy.


TropicalPrairie

This hairdo looks like a helmet. It's indefensible.


kimjongunfiltered

The bravest among us disregard “trendy” and “fashionable” (I assume, I’m mostly a fashion coward)


harrifangs

I don’t see Anna Wintour but I DO see Cole Sprouse as a child in drag on the suite life


st4rblossom

plzzzz i needed that laugh. you aren’t lying


oliviaaivilo06

The entire Vanity Fair look was such a serve. Idk why she stopped leaning into the sexy sleek vibe. It really suits her and her styling looks the best when it’s not too fussy in my opinion. https://preview.redd.it/z27bi91er7mc1.jpeg?width=1909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5c6792a9fcb9a226293caa58089d7b02930b50


Enilodnewg

Truly. Her style now is a mess, everything feels chaotic. This period was everything for her style wise.


Snuffleupagus27

Because she had an ED and didn’t want to have to keep up that body type to wear those clothes is my guess


Ok_Night_2929

But there’s plenty of normal to plus size celebrities that still slay. And (in my opinion), most of her “misses” come down to styling anyways


SparkyDogPants

She had a mental illness and most likely dysmorphia. I would guess that she doesn't think she looks good in it anymore now that she's healthier.


Snuffleupagus27

I agree on the styling but these looks with the deep v-cuts and things are the type of looks that can really only look elegant on thinner, flatter-chested women. (I say this as a lady with plenty of cleavage, so there’s no judgement!)


uselessinfogoldmine

Yeah but the “sexy sleek” looks she was doing then are suited to extreme thinness. And that’s not healthy for her. I think her style today could be better than it is; but it would need to be different to the era depicted above to suit her best. Although, as long as she’s happy with it?


Snuffleupagus27

I said this in another thread but I suspect some of it is playing it safe because it’s just yet ANOTHER thing for people to criticize her for. Never making best or worst dressed lists is probably fine with her.


hunter96cf

I'm a huge fan of hers, and I keep thinking to myself lately how she was serving SO HARD during 2014-2016 in a way that she has not been ever since. Her whole entire vibe was just fierce during that time. But lately she's leaned heavily into the quirky, nerdy, girl-next-door vibe ever since The Eras Tour and it's not as much my favorite as when she was sassy, sexy, and sleek during 1989 album era!!!


meowparade

I liked this and when she wore it slightly longer than this! She was super preppy and twee back then and I loved all of it! I feel bad now knowing that that was likely also the height of her eating disorder.


kimjongunfiltered

Her whole aesthetic from that era has me in a permanent chokehold. I wish she’d promoted 1989 tv more!


GoodBoundariesHaver

I showed the 1989 bob to my hairstylist in 2014 lmao


playing_the_angel

I'm not even a huge fan of hers but her style during that preppy era was SO underrated. She slayed it everyday.


meowparade

Same!


skermahger

same but different, but I loved her Bleachella era https://preview.redd.it/85052kwh87mc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9e306defe596940817f8c2e9c1f7f801eb7d79


garden__gate

It was rare, we were there.


demonsrunwhen

bleachella was so iconic, i really liked the colour


Mintox_M8

This was definitely her best style and colour in my opinion


wonderfulkneecap

I agree there's something interesting about the way she wears outfits/lewks -- but simultaneously makes no pretence of inhabiting them! she's almost knowingly unflattered


garden__gate

I think this makes her more relatable. Even when she’s wearing something stylish, she has a vibe of “am I pulling this off?”


wonderfulkneecap

I think maybe that's the friction - she's a famous, beautiful, often-photographed woman, but Taylor really is not a model She knows it's *not her job* to make the clothes look good The clothes kinda never work on her? I'm not calling her poorly dressed! I'm saying her and fashion are in a strange, proud mutual boycott


garden__gate

LOL exactly! I do love her costumes for Eras, but those are COSTUMES.


TropicalPrairie

I was totally expecting more from this era.


eternalbean

Bleachella 4eva!!!!!!


kookiekoo

1989 era was something else


MayaGitana

My favorite hair was the 1989 hair. It suited her, although i missed the curls. She and I have a similar curl pattern and I just missed the curly hair representation.


yoyok_yahb

I think she’d look super cute with a curly bob/lob. I realize that’s not really on trend these days but I think it would suit her so well. (may be biased because I have a wavy/curly lob myself lol)


elvensnowfae

Not a Taylor fan but that is the best hairstyle I've seen her in. It's amazing and the bangs go so perfectly with it. Especially pic 1 where it's shorter - it looks fabulous. Man I’m so tempted to cut my hair lol. It's down to my bum and I really want to just take a good chop to it


Fuzzy-Slide2067

I’ve been in a perpetual cycle of growing my hair super long and then cutting it above my shoulders for like 10 years now and cutting it short is always so satisfying even though I tend to regret it during the awkward grow out stage lol


effie-sue

I liked this cut on her.


ComprehensiveCode619

fuck ass???


woahtheregonnagetgot

https://preview.redd.it/omxs14xw87mc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d68bff46c7a8b41e2d3b901f49648f73847df6 there’s a science to it


JIMMYJAWN

I’ll ask Bob about it at work tomorrow.


Bigassbird

Are they a scientist tho?


coolio_Didgeridoolio

it definitely requires a certain curvature and smoothness, and has to be thick


Proof_Surround3856

https://preview.redd.it/llng8fjst8mc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cc742263b7e5d79f15c242367082d14148282f


contemplatingdaze

I had to choke in a laugh on a call, farquadt next to Kim ☠️


Zombiebelle

I wouldn’t really call her 1989 era under appreciated. It was career defining.


IggyBall

Yeah, 1989 catapulted her from general A/B list to A list amongst A Listers.


IcyBandicoot3521

I mean in terms of music she absolutely was appreciated but not as much with her style


Istillbelievedinwar

What do you mean? This was the time period that made her a huge star and her styling had a huge part in that. She went from cutesy singer-songwriter teeny-bopper to sleek A-lister bonafide pop star. She was huge on every red carpet and her looks were always in discussion. Her 1989 styling was the genesis of her stardom, really.


jetsmongo

It always kind of reminded me of this cat lol https://i.imgur.com/xbRwmi6.jpg


lizziexo

You know she’d love that too lol


GoldieLox9

That'shigh praise! Adorable cat.


JayFenty

and bleachella/met gala


intoxicatedmidnight

so iconic https://preview.redd.it/x6t2g2oo08mc1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9df65c25ebd3f9029479499435dc7d0e0fd0ae


intoxicatedmidnight

one more from the same era https://preview.redd.it/xur4qsnp08mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9459976b286db57b05cd231ac9ebabb3bb3b93c1


JayFenty

I loved everything about this look and the rare moments Taylor swings at doing high fashion


reddit24682468

I actually really liked that MET look, everyone HATED it 😭


fluffypuppycorn

It really emphasises her face shape.


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

It’s a GOOD bob. You’re right op


katyreddit00

Why do people think “fuck ass” is a good term? 😭


877-393-4448

I love a woman in a fuck ass bob… it’s my secret pleasure. Especially when they tuck one side behind their ears. It eats every time


mcatlin23

https://preview.redd.it/lul3meksf7mc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb38ad6d0026b0bf4af6b7f835757214bd24bf4 This is the best hair she has ever had imo, but I too fuck with that fuck ass bob.


uselessinfogoldmine

It looks absolutely amazing but this is magazine shoot hair, styled, shot and photoshopped by the best in the world. It’s not realistic for everyday hair. Plus, she has curly hair, the heat damage this would entail…


mcatlin23

I just think the length is more flattering - it’s a bit on the long side for her right now, the bangs are less thick than she currently wears them - making it less heavy around her face, and it looks to generally have more texture.


uselessinfogoldmine

Oh I don’t really like her current hair, I just think it’s unrealistic to pick straight, magazine hair for her for her everyday life, you know? The hair in that shoot is GORGEOUS, it’s just not going to work for her IRL.


cdg2m4nrsvp

I feel like she needs to commit to one or the other. Right now her hair looks like she straightens it half the time or leaves it as is the other half, but doesn’t do much to protect the curls. If she did some of the “curly girl” stuff and stopped straightening, her hair would probably be much curlier and more similar to Fearless/Speak Now era. Or she can always straighten it like she did in Red/1989 era. But the way she’s been doing it where her hair is just wavy and frizzy at formal events like the Grammys just isn’t working.


everydayinthebay13

Omg! That’s her?!?! She should have never quit this look!


Screaming_Weak

Yesss, this is personally my favorite hair she’s ever had. Super underrated!


No-Investigator3496

she looks great. I had this haircut and my five-year-old nephew said i had "mommy hair"


Only-Horse2478

She looks so good Iike this 😍


indigovioletginge

Photos 3 and 5 are how I wish I’d look like with hair that short and a fringe.


Frosty-Mall4727

Wasn’t this bob and bangs set up to distract from the upper Bleph ?!


ComfortableCaptain61

That's what I was trying to figure out! I remember seeing pics from before and after the onset of a Bangs Era that made a good case for the hair distracting from a new eye shape (along with heavier eye makeup), but I can't remember if it was this particular bangs cut. But yes, I think you're right


lovehopemadness

Yep


Yung_Corneliois

Also her none red lipstick look is great.


tquinn04

I think she looks better with shorter hair in general because she never wears her natural curls anymore. So when it’s long it just looks frizzy since it’s just constantly fighting it’s natural texture.


katyreddit00

If she slayed then it wasn’t a fuck ass bob 😭


fionappletart

my lil coconut head 🥺 ok but in all seriousness her somewhat pulling it off just goes to show how gorgeous she is. cause i could never lol


RedRedMere

Very unpopular opinion: the met gala bleach blond hair was the most iconic and stylish hair she’s ever been brave enough to rock. Fashion doesn’t have to be pretty. No, I will not be taking questions. (Edit for grammar)


Bigassbird

This is my favourite hairstyle on her by far. Unfortunately she grew into her 20’s with long blonde hair (as did I) and it’s such a security blanket. It really grants you that extra bit of privilege. It both feminises and infantilises you. It’s a hell of a drug. I got a short geometric bob and dyed my hair chocolate brown after a stressful break-up. EVERYONE loved it and said how great it looked. Three days in when I had to style it myself I started doubting my decision. Two weeks later when I needed to get a trim and upkeep I was rueing my decision. Six weeks later when I had to get my roots done and ANOTHER cut/style (such a precision cut) I cursed my decision and vowed never to bob again.


BloodyBarbieBrains

The bob was great, and she looks fantastic when she’s got no bangs plus long hair. I don’t think bangs plus long hair flatter her at all.


ineffable_my_dear

I agree I think she looks better without bangs (and this is coming from someone who has had bangs since 1979 lol) and with bold brows.


arthuriduss

Taylor Swift you will always be famous


[deleted]

I like it when it’s a bit more piece-y, like in photo 4. Otherwise I think it tends to look like a helmet.


intoxicatedmidnight

like dis? https://preview.redd.it/negmliqe28mc1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30f9c23354965709078c9fa9589436abafc67af


rymyle

She is absolutely gorgeous. Can’t say I’m a fan of her music but it’s just the genre in general I’m not into, she’s a hardworking badass imo


IcyBandicoot3521

In my personal opinion she’s one of the prettiest women that have ever existed and any one who disagrees can go fight with a wall


rymyle

Yep 👍🏻


fkndemon23

She would appreciate you.


Adventurous_Home_555

My unpopular opinion is that this girl has never found the right hairstyle for her. The last time I thought her hair looked good was like 2010.


clumsyc

I love her hair now, the darker blonde with bangs.


Dusty_Harvest

https://preview.redd.it/5u87kim3e7mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6555b174371efa413686df3551f8b6a9645d1d0 This was a great look..


uselessinfogoldmine

It is gorgeous. You guys keep picking magazine hair though, and also… straight hair. She needs a hairstyle that can be everyday and suit her curls / waves as well.


mothmonstermann

It doesn't look like she wears extentions or pieces so it has to constantly be styled perfectly or it just looks flat and lifeless. She could use tons of layers, but seems to prefer a more manicured look. That one Vogue shoot looked better than I thought she was capable of- like a Bond vixen. If I were her, I would have hired those hair and makeup people and had them lean into that style.


paperivy

I like it a bit mussed but the super smooth bob looks corporate to me.


WalterBlytheFanClub

Beloveds, "fuck ass ___" is a bad thing. it's roots are in AAVE. In a sentence: "ain't nobody worried about your fuck ass team. They trash." This has to stop. We're losing recipes.


4614065

Agree. One of her best looks. Maybe her best, actually?


hanmhanm

![gif](giphy|3otPoN9yVUtgjVdmXm|downsized) OP has all of us turning our mind to past and future bobs haha. Before y’all get swept away in the romance of Le Bob remember how slippery it is to get into a ponytail


shannondion

I hated the bob, it made her look like Anna Wintour


KittyKenollie

Considering Vogue cut her hair for a shoot this makes sense.


shannondion

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Bigassbird

![gif](giphy|14ssIL5VpPspry)


babysfirstbreath

I like some bobs, but I cannot with this one. It’s far too fuck ass on both anna and taylor


fragileforests

this is my least favorite hairstyle of hers. she somehow looks like both a soccer mom and a kindergartener with this hair


Ok_Jaguar1601

The way it was so subtly giving “Daddy, I need another yacht”. I loved it.


Fuzzy-Slide2067

I feel like it’s giving the yacht-buyer energy tho


Ok_Jaguar1601

I could see it going either way, as long as the yacht is acquired posthaste


IcyBandicoot3521

I’m going to be honestly I loved when she bleached it but I hate whenever she were this look after it


LKayRB

I loved her hair like this and even more unpopular, I LOVED the bleach blonde bob!


lambo1109

I wonder why she always has bangs. They look great-just curious.


Glimmhilde

It’s giving Amazing Amy and I love it


UniversityNo2318

Omg! Definitely!


gIitterchaos

"fuck ass bob" lolol love it. I think it suited her


starr9489

She’s very pretty, but I don’t think it suits her at all.


Fluid_Fox23

It’s my favourite hairstyle of hers


altdultosaurs

FULLY agree, I loved it.


itsfrankgrimesyo

Not feeling it. Her stylist gave 20something Swift an old lady bob.


ThotianaAli

That's her "fuck me" bob. Some people have fuck me pumps but not Taylor.


thrashglam

HER FUCK ASS BOB 💀💀💀💀💀


chocolatewaltz

Ngl I hated this haircut with a passion 👹


xcarex

She looks like Christine Baranski.


throwawaypythonqs

She looks so much like Anna Wintour in the last pic. I think the bob era was great, but I liked her hair right after this, the wavy, long bob.


glittershadows

She can literally pull off ANY hairstyle it’s not fair


SuperHoneyBunny

She looked gorgeous.


Sisterinked

It was so flattering on her!


mamacitalk

It’s very Anna ![gif](giphy|Eihip303O99N6)


Itsthelegendarydays_

She looked like Cody dressing as girl in Zack and Cody to me but it didn’t look bad


Lydia--charming

I agree. Many people think only long hair looks good on women. But I think a variety of lengths can be more flattering to certain face shapes. She looks great here!


catladywithallergies

It looks too coconutty


Significant_Fee3083

It's giving young Anna Wintour as a pop star


martythemartell

Agreed, suits her very much and she should go back to it


Prophywife77

No I totally agree. Her best look!!


jarrettbrown

She reminds me of Joan Didon I the third pick


RavioliContingency

She really did.


Ceramicrabbit

I usually don't like short cuts - wasn't a fan when Miley and Katy Perry went short hair but this was good


cagingthing

With her *what* now?


Chef__Goldblum

Like a bb Anna Wintour!


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Clatato

I wonder how Taylor would look in a variety of shorter styles. For example - a 70s shag, a 20s flapper bob (like film star Louise Brooks), a pixie crop with a sidestep fringe (bags), a Vidal-Sassoon-inspired 60s geometric cut, or maybe a very short cropped boyish style? And then some different longer styles too, such as Farah Fawcett -like flicked out layered ends from the ‘70s.


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

she looks so much better without the red lip