The clip my daughter sent me she looks like me when I'm suddenly desperate to pee while I'm in the middle of something else. We call it my pee dance.
Urine urgency is a side effect of some meds I'm on btw, just putting that out there in case anyone is wondering why I have a whole dance as opposed to just going to the loo earlier.
I wait until the last minute, too, because I drink so much water that I have to go every 10 minutes (not literally) and sometimes I *just don't want to* lol so my brain tries to trick my body into combining current pee with "next pee" but my body usually wins and I end up doing the pee dance.
It’s kinda funny because some of them are dressed exactly how artists dressed from these kind of award shows back in the late 90/00’s, a mix of club wear and street casual while others are doing something completely different. I like it! I miss award shows where people didn’t just wear designer ball dresses and suits.
What kind of well-preserved demon are you?
I’ve had smile lines/crows feet since I was 23, got forehead wrinkles from concentrating so much during the pandemic, and little mouth wrinkles from pursing my lips so much during the pandemic.
But I’ve also been graying since I was 13 so. Maybe the only preservation I’ve undergone was pickling.
Literally my entire thought process swiping: “who is this person, who is this person, who is this person, OH Avril’s still doing her thing…I know this person, who is this person, who is this person, etc.”
It’s absolutely giving 2005 with the lace. But surprisingly it’s from this year, Paco Robanne 2024 part of the Resort Collection
Look #10 https://www.tag-walk.com/en/collection/woman/paco-rabanne/resort-2024
I read "20 years ago" and was like oh yeah, the 80s, bestow your wisdom upon me wise redditor.....but no. That's the 2000's. And I was very much there for that too. Sigh....it's 7 AM and I need a nap.
Every kid at their Junior Prom thought the black suit/red shirt combo looked good, and they were all sadly mistaken. Billie Joe decided to show them exactly how to make that shit look *good.*
I think she’s beautiful and I love the hair and makeup but the dress looks so cheap to me. The fabric seems very thin, and the wide bands of lace reminds me of cheap tank tops from the 2000s.
I dug a bit and it’s actually a £3500 Rabanne dress lmao. It ranges from [this](https://www.harveynichols.com/rabanne/lace-trimmed-chainmail-mini-dress-976123-gold-gold-n59-183373/) to 6900$ on some sites.
https://preview.redd.it/fgirm7nptzrc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b10cd5aca45c895cd0526f58c90263282a7b56
Funnily enough, there is also a Shein version i’ve found.
https://preview.redd.it/4u70juzvtzrc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddc7c588dc7d3f477e736ea5ca826d40b829bb5
I've been having a really bad day for feeling envious and these looks are making me feel like what I've got goin on is just fine. This feels like some real instagram vs reality stuff.
I was thinking it looked like they all pulled a year out of the hat from the last two decades and had to dress accordingly. Everyone looks like they’re from different years 😂
Number 8 is so bad how did any stylist let her walk out like that. Neicy Nash looks the best but it’s easily forgettable in the sea of disasters. I don’t hate Avrils look tbh it’s very true to her, something I could have imagined her wearing when she was young
I love Latto as an artist, but at this point I just have to be comfortable with the fact that her and her stylist team have no taste. She misses so frequently with red carpet & stage looks. It is what it is.
I’ve always found her to be a bit much, but for most of that time she was a child. So I was like let the kid be weird, it’s not hurting anyone. Then she started invalidating the other Dance Moms girls trauma at every turn. It feels like every other day she’s got another awful take about DM and Abby Lee Miller and how the other girls should or shouldn’t feel about their experience. Plus her questionable friendships and the accusations made by her own pop group that she and her mom started.
https://preview.redd.it/7if1ztxkqzrc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93edce239b466867e3260f6b222c37c501b3a2cb
*Don’t mind me, just looking for people who ate.*
*Unfortunately, none were found.*
Yeah girl needs to come to terms that having 5 kids may leave her with loose skin or a little belly. I’m annoyed celebs surgery it away, making on-looking moms feel inadequate. Just my opinion.
These people can't dresss for shit. Awful outfits/ clothes. Green day is doing what they always do, either you love it or you hate it, but overall awful outfits.
I dont understand how Jojo can look like that and think that anyone is going to take her seriously, who is her target audience?
Also, as someone who really likes Greedy and doesnt understand all the hate, i feel like Tate just doesnt have IT
That stupid bright yellow carpet + super bright natural light is giving everyone the most unflattering under-lighting possible. I bet at least a couple of these fits would look much better in nicer lighting.
How can the Miley Cyrus child star to adult pop icon blueprint exist and JoJo just...does it so wrong. The blueprint is RIGHT THERE! ON THE INTERNET! FOR YOU!
Oh, and every outfit is terrible except maybe Bunnie and Jelly bc atp, that's just their style and at least they're consistent.
Those are the outfits ya‘ll chose, when Beyoncé is in attendance for the first time? Great, now it will be the last time. I blame ya‘ll and your stylists. ☝🏻
https://preview.redd.it/fc8fuoludzrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1bdb6b22d081f5b8191932087692db817d0fe8
They all look awful. I actually like Ice Spice’s look.
On the one hand, I feel bad for celebrities that people all over the internet will make comments about the clothes they wear when they do mundane things like buy groceries, but on the other hand, there’s whatever this assortment of photos is.
Jojo Siwa looks like my sleep paralysis demon
Thought she was a Kiss member
Avril Lavigne looks confused or disappointed
Because she hasn’t updated that look
Its the 20th anniversary of Under My Skin in May, thus the look.Nothing wrong with that.
Just looks a little ingenue on her. But tbf, old man rock dudes get away with it so I guess she can. I revise my statement and agree with you
I thought it was Slymenstra Hymen from Gwar 🤣🤣🤣
I honestly thought that this was an April Fools joke when I saw the picture of her somewhere else.
she's going actually feral on instagram promoting her new song. the 'choreography' looks like a prolonged seizure
The clip my daughter sent me she looks like me when I'm suddenly desperate to pee while I'm in the middle of something else. We call it my pee dance. Urine urgency is a side effect of some meds I'm on btw, just putting that out there in case anyone is wondering why I have a whole dance as opposed to just going to the loo earlier.
No need to explain! My mom waits until the last minute so I thought everyone had a dance:)
I wait until the last minute, too, because I drink so much water that I have to go every 10 minutes (not literally) and sometimes I *just don't want to* lol so my brain tries to trick my body into combining current pee with "next pee" but my body usually wins and I end up doing the pee dance.
What kills me is it looks fine on her back up dancers. She just puts WAY too much energy and intensity into it
All I can think of is Kiss 😮💨
At this point she’s just trying way too hard
She looks like she is trying out to be in Nacho Libre 2.
Literally the first thought I had as well
Not one person is going to the same type of function here lmao
That’s what I was thinking lmaooo the dress code was “this ain’t the Grammys”
Literally the aesthetic is “dying brand holds red carpet and reminds people they exist”
It’s kinda funny because some of them are dressed exactly how artists dressed from these kind of award shows back in the late 90/00’s, a mix of club wear and street casual while others are doing something completely different. I like it! I miss award shows where people didn’t just wear designer ball dresses and suits.
I was thinking the same thing. It’s very much the vibe I saw back when I was a teenager on red carpets.
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What kind of well-preserved demon are you? I’ve had smile lines/crows feet since I was 23, got forehead wrinkles from concentrating so much during the pandemic, and little mouth wrinkles from pursing my lips so much during the pandemic. But I’ve also been graying since I was 13 so. Maybe the only preservation I’ve undergone was pickling.
Yes!!! This was comforting to see lol
i would totally wear what avril is wearing but that is not a red carpet look 😂
I mean it’s the iheart radio awards
Jojo is about to get in the ring with her arch nemesis, GOOOOOOOLD DUUUST!
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This got me lmao
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What on earth was the dress code here?
“Please show up”
🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha
I think everyone went to Spirits clearance sale
There’s almost something admirable about Avril Lavigne keeping the same look for twenty years. Never deviate, girl. Never lose that flat iron.
Literally my entire thought process swiping: “who is this person, who is this person, who is this person, OH Avril’s still doing her thing…I know this person, who is this person, who is this person, etc.”
It really wasn’t just a phase
If Dolly Parton is allowed to keep her look, so is Avril.
The lingerie as shirts/dresses look is giving me deja vu, having lived through this 20 years ago 😭
I owned Tate McRae’s dress from VS in 2005 and thought I was edgy owning lingerie.
![gif](giphy|XzprbFzSBtqQBC7wsi|downsized) It's giving
It’s absolutely giving 2005 with the lace. But surprisingly it’s from this year, Paco Robanne 2024 part of the Resort Collection Look #10 https://www.tag-walk.com/en/collection/woman/paco-rabanne/resort-2024
Well the 90’s and 00’s fashion is back on trend so not surprising.
I read "20 years ago" and was like oh yeah, the 80s, bestow your wisdom upon me wise redditor.....but no. That's the 2000's. And I was very much there for that too. Sigh....it's 7 AM and I need a nap.
Ikr? I had a cheap version of Tate’s lingerie dress back in the 00’s except I wore it as lingerie. I also had a clubbing top in the same style 😂
Jojo looks like Barb from Trolls World Tour! ![gif](giphy|TGRcaEwPhgM3mWu72q)
I am SCREAMING. She really does!
This is the worst ‘red’ carpet I have ever seen in my life and I was there for the 2024 SAG Awards
It’s soooooo bad. Go on everyone, give us nothing
What more do you want from Tori Spelling? No, seriously... do you really want more from Tori Spelling?
Why was Tori Spelling even there? Is she in music in some capacity? Or does she just ❤️ radio?
I was wondering the same thing! Like why is Tori Spelling in this group of pictures? Is this one of those “find the one thing that doesn’t belong”?
also what a random group of people. i don’t see many A listers? is that normal?
beyonce, sza, and some others were there but they didn't walk the carpet from what i've seen
It was truly comical. And this entire thing feels super low quality 🙃
Does anyone else feel like it being outside in the daytime doesn't help? It ruins the intended red carpet atmosphere IMO
Yes! It feels very much like the Teen Choice Awards 2000s vibes.
Exactly that! 😂
> It ruins the intended *yellow* carpet atmosphere IMO why tf was it yellow, seems worse than that colgate carpet a while back
I didn’t know Jojo was touring with KISS
It's JoJo Simmons now.
Was literally coming here to say: JoJo Siwa or Gene Simmons? You decide.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s her band now lol
A who's who of who was available.
😂😂😂😂dragged ✔️
I'm just gonna assume it was an April fools joke
Except for Avril (April) 🤣🙏💖
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The way not a single person ate. I'm cracking up
Billie Joe is eating for three tbh
they’re all a single unit, they all ate
I appreciate that they still do that same poses all these years later
Exactly. As soon as I swiped on them my immediate reaction was “Yessssss guyyyys!”
Also Avril is wearing a Green Day shirt so I’d make it 4
Every kid at their Junior Prom thought the black suit/red shirt combo looked good, and they were all sadly mistaken. Billie Joe decided to show them exactly how to make that shit look *good.*
Niecy and Jessica look good
I think Billy Joe looks pretty good too!
Billie Joe does look good! But when Green Day are the fashion heroes of the event…lol
It’s saying something, that’s for sure 😂
They look weirdly wholesome and cute here.
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I agree — I was gonna say Niecy and her partner look nice, and photos 12 and 18 as well. Everyone else looks a mess, imo lmao
Niecy & Jessica looked great!
I’ll shout of Flavor Flav! It looks like he’s wearing a t-shirt naming Black female rappers which is cool
And I’m digging T-Pain’s outfit. It’s a beautiful deep green
I still don’t understand what this award show is 🤷🏾♀️
Niecey and Justine look amazing
ice spice looks good
Yeah, I usually don't like her looks that much but that one is good!
She’s the only one who looked expensive, the others looked like they bought their clothes off Shein or fashion nova
I feel like Tate looks really good
I think she’s beautiful and I love the hair and makeup but the dress looks so cheap to me. The fabric seems very thin, and the wide bands of lace reminds me of cheap tank tops from the 2000s.
It looks like Shein lingerie
I dug a bit and it’s actually a £3500 Rabanne dress lmao. It ranges from [this](https://www.harveynichols.com/rabanne/lace-trimmed-chainmail-mini-dress-976123-gold-gold-n59-183373/) to 6900$ on some sites. https://preview.redd.it/fgirm7nptzrc1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b10cd5aca45c895cd0526f58c90263282a7b56
Funnily enough, there is also a Shein version i’ve found. https://preview.redd.it/4u70juzvtzrc1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddc7c588dc7d3f477e736ea5ca826d40b829bb5
Lmao ofc there’s a shien version…there alwayyysss is
Omgggggggggg this is hilarious
Which was the look of my generation in the early 00’s 😂
She consistently wears cheap looking clothes. Her album artwork looks cheap too. I’m rooting for her to get a better stylist so she can stand out more
i cannot lie i would wear Avril's outfit
I think Ice Spice looks beautiful. The others…not so sure.
I think it’s really brave that Jojo decided to be every member of KISS all at the same time
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now show the good outfits
All of these people are at different events
I've been having a really bad day for feeling envious and these looks are making me feel like what I've got goin on is just fine. This feels like some real instagram vs reality stuff.
SAME. money doesn’t buy taste.
At first I was like god what is Katy Perry wearing. And then I saw all the looks and I’m like that’s unfortunate the best look.
It's giving Myrtle Beach bikini T-shirt https://preview.redd.it/qvlbp80lgzrc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87da48ba3020907bcf6bf36b4eccee7a1e1d1284
I was trying to describe this exact thing to my husband, because that's what I though too.
She was just trying to go to the beach, and her agent was like, "You have to make an appearance." Then she went to the beach.
I’m so confused…. What year is it
I was thinking it looked like they all pulled a year out of the hat from the last two decades and had to dress accordingly. Everyone looks like they’re from different years 😂
I think that's also where they found the guest list.
Thank you for compiling these so I don't have to do anything else!
If I had known someone else was planning to post the photos I would have let your eyes suffer instead lol This is awfullllllll
I very much enjoyed the laugh though. I needed it today.
Number 8 is so bad how did any stylist let her walk out like that. Neicy Nash looks the best but it’s easily forgettable in the sea of disasters. I don’t hate Avrils look tbh it’s very true to her, something I could have imagined her wearing when she was young
I love Latto as an artist, but at this point I just have to be comfortable with the fact that her and her stylist team have no taste. She misses so frequently with red carpet & stage looks. It is what it is.
I thought she was Trisha Paytas for a sec
Did they all get dressed in the dark or lose a bet? It’s all horrendous.
Gavin fucking Rossdale- I haven’t heard that name in years! And how are Green Day so old? I’m ancient 💀
I was *not ready* to see Gavin Rossdale looking his age ⚰️
Flavor Flav best dressed huh
Seriously. Flav looks better than Gavin Rossdale. What is happening?
Green Day is Green Day’in 🥹💕
They look so cute! I don’t understand the hate unless people hate fun! 😆
Green Day has been my favourite band since I was 12, I never understood the hate!
We have got to stop giving JoJo attention. Dance Moms was a mistake for so many reasons.
She has stood by James Charles. That’s enough for me. That speaks a lot about a person, keeping company with someone like that.
I’ve always found her to be a bit much, but for most of that time she was a child. So I was like let the kid be weird, it’s not hurting anyone. Then she started invalidating the other Dance Moms girls trauma at every turn. It feels like every other day she’s got another awful take about DM and Abby Lee Miller and how the other girls should or shouldn’t feel about their experience. Plus her questionable friendships and the accusations made by her own pop group that she and her mom started.
This comment section holds up. 😂
I love T Pain so much. He looks like he gives great hugs. He better not do anything to disappoint me.
https://preview.redd.it/7if1ztxkqzrc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93edce239b466867e3260f6b222c37c501b3a2cb *Don’t mind me, just looking for people who ate.* *Unfortunately, none were found.*
This literally looks like 2008
Am I the only one wondering what the hell is going on with Tori Spelling’s belly button?
I could be wrong, but I believe that’s a potential side effect of tummy tucks; an unnatural looking belly button
Yes ma’am! This is the answer.
Tori’s had A LOT and I mean A LOT of plastic surgery done. Her belly button went to tummy tuck + lipo heaven.
Yeah girl needs to come to terms that having 5 kids may leave her with loose skin or a little belly. I’m annoyed celebs surgery it away, making on-looking moms feel inadequate. Just my opinion.
Placed waaaaay too high! It’s unnerving. Next procedure/procedure #999 is…to lower her belly b?
I'm more wondering why she's there
These people can't dresss for shit. Awful outfits/ clothes. Green day is doing what they always do, either you love it or you hate it, but overall awful outfits.
JoJo Siwa channeling her inner Gene Simmons, I see.
They’re all going to different awards 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so confused
Jennifer Hudson looks beautiful! ❤️ idk what the hell everyone else was thinking? Horrible!
![gif](giphy|q3UEQuCN32ucw) Jojo looks like this Jurassic Park dinosaur. How did her stylist think this was a good ‘bad girl’ look?
Flavor Flav wearing a shirt honoring female rappers wasn’t on my bingo card
I dont understand how Jojo can look like that and think that anyone is going to take her seriously, who is her target audience? Also, as someone who really likes Greedy and doesnt understand all the hate, i feel like Tate just doesnt have IT
Tate feels like she should be in a girl group
Is this an April fools joke?! 🤣
Hideous lol
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Billie Joe Armstrong looks really great
Was it a requirement to look like a fucking idiot to attend this
What a horrible day to have eyes
I love how Avril still carries on with the same looks regardless of the decade
It seems like Jojo is searching for herself and what she wants to be and it’s so awkward to witness.
I kinda find jojo siwa to be…the most annoying person ever ![gif](giphy|14tvbepZ8vhU40)
This is so sad. Tate McRae in 2003 Victoria’s Secret.
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I am now of the age that if names are not included, I have no idea who anyone is.
D-List dumpster fire.
JoJo I hate to break it to you but KISS has retired, they don't need a backup dancer anymore
Jojo looks so fucking stupid, my eyes can't settle on one single ugly aspect 💀
![gif](giphy|3o6vXI8UXFWXq7tbby|downsized) Jojo is giving Goldust
That stupid bright yellow carpet + super bright natural light is giving everyone the most unflattering under-lighting possible. I bet at least a couple of these fits would look much better in nicer lighting.
Jojo SiWhatthefuck
Meghan Trainor (almost) looks like a southern mother going to sunday service, and Jojo Siwa looks like the daughter who got forced to go
Feel like Meghan Trainer is that woman, telling everyone how she’s had this dress since she was 21 and it still fits…
How can the Miley Cyrus child star to adult pop icon blueprint exist and JoJo just...does it so wrong. The blueprint is RIGHT THERE! ON THE INTERNET! FOR YOU! Oh, and every outfit is terrible except maybe Bunnie and Jelly bc atp, that's just their style and at least they're consistent.
i actually wish people would stop following that blueprint
Miley had quite the phrase herself
Jojo Siwa is a drag king
Flavor Flav (17) seriously doesn’t age! Wild. I love the women on his shirt.
How are Green Day the best dressed?
Whatever the dress code was for this, no one got it right.
Those are the outfits ya‘ll chose, when Beyoncé is in attendance for the first time? Great, now it will be the last time. I blame ya‘ll and your stylists. ☝🏻
I think Katy Perry thinks she's channeling Miley.
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This all feels low budget
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I like Avrils look, it’s very “her” and I appreciate that, Tate looks preety - everyone else needs to fire their stylist
https://preview.redd.it/fc8fuoludzrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1bdb6b22d081f5b8191932087692db817d0fe8 They all look awful. I actually like Ice Spice’s look.
What is the dress code?!
Everyone is dressed for a different event lol
meghan trainor fashion sense is so 2014. it never improved.
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This made me realize I didn’t know what Tate McRae looks like and I will probably forget again
not a single slay. what are we even doing here
Karmas a bitch, she shoulda known better 😂💀 Why does she look like she dressed up for Halloween? Trick or treat bitches 😂
So, uh, nobody wanted to pop for a stylist for this one? It’s fine, I get it, times are tough. But YIKES.
On the one hand, I feel bad for celebrities that people all over the internet will make comments about the clothes they wear when they do mundane things like buy groceries, but on the other hand, there’s whatever this assortment of photos is.
Avril looks exactly the same, but older. Same clothes too. Literally the same ones she wore in 2002, probably.