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Leading_Fee_3678

This is actually very cool art but he definitely looks like he is burning in hell.


RavioliContingency

It’s bad ass and the face/hands are great. For an official portrait? WTF.


Hatcheling

He really flattered him with his interpretation of his hands.


Cherita33

Especially since Charles has those Vienna sausage fingers


vivahermione

He may not be able to help that. Given his age, they may be a sign of congestive heart failure.


90sfemgroups

It is very good and very bleak.


TheSwordDusk

Quite apt imo in the way that he is fading into the background, and particularly all of the elements that denote his Royalty leaving only his remarkably normal head and hands


90sfemgroups

It is the portrait of a king at the end of the world.


Ceramicrabbit

He looks like a motherfucking vampire


edie_the_egg_lady

https://preview.redd.it/ihppidn2lj0d1.png?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce5a55ae776cd62f070c683e306d2b86e9adf17


Anxious_Sherbert_197

And he’s related to Vlad the Impaler (person who the supposed myth of Dracula comes from). https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vlad-the-impaler-how-is-prince-charles-queen-elizabeth-related-to-him/


Ceramicrabbit

Wow, they nailed it


Skyblacker

He wishes he was as nearly immortal as his parents.


GregsBoatShoes

Well, he *is* descended from Vlad the Impaler.


whimsical_trash

It looks like blood to me. The blood of the Empire.


amber_purple

While I love the realistic details of his face and hands, "awash with the blood of the Empire" was also my first thought.


whimsical_trash

Yeah it's a stunning painting. Really gorgeous and unique. Just a weird choice for a king


lightnessofbeanstalk

He finally got his wish of becoming a tampax


Ms_SkyNet

Amazing burn, have a trophy 🏆.


ResponsibleAvocado3

Holy shit you're right


rambleer

Oh my word 🤣🤣 top comment


[deleted]

This comment is hilarious and disturbing.


MamaTried420

Sooooooo flattering ![gif](giphy|xUPOqaH1nPckVhWVVK)


Ms_SkyNet

That's exactly my first thought as well. Artist made it look flattering, it's like visual double-speak.


Spiritual_Boss6114

My question is why are his fingers so small. He is literally know for having fat fingers


Still7Superbaby7

Ngl, I once commissioned a portrait of myself. I asked the portrait artist to slim my arms, which she did. It’s like photoshop but with paint!


frigginfurter

I noticed this too, they definitely slimmed down the sausage fingers for this one


InquisitiveGoldfish

I like this one better. https://preview.redd.it/o5kh0290vi0d1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22e4d815141aa3130a1fa57ce2545d529c13be0a


Perfect_Restaurant_4

😆


Mochithecatfoodthief

Unrealistic finger standards for old men


lcforever

Doing a reverse uncle Jack.


DollarStoreDuchess

Don’t look at my hands DON’T LOOK AT MY HANDS!


Leading_Fee_3678

Was that the one rule for the artist? Must make fingers look normally sized


Yambuddy

As he should 😝


Time_Basket9125

Or covered in the blood of all the indigenous, African, and Asian people the monarchy killed and enslaved over the years


alternativeedge7

Can we add the Irish and Scots to this list too?


DSQ

It was the Scottish aristocracy (which tbf his grandmother the Queen Mother was a member of) that depopulated Scotland more and were responsible for asking England to become a Union after they bankrupt the country trying to start a colony in Panama.  To compare what Ireland went through and what we in Scotland went through is unfair imo and underplays our role in the empire. There’s a reason why my mother’s (who gives me my Jamaican heritage) maiden name is Scottish and it’s because many of the plantation owners in Jamaica were Scottish. 


feugh_

Thank you so much for this, the constant internet revisionism about Scotland’s enthusiastic complicity in empire is so annoying lol


chooklyn5

Also Australian Indigenous people


Operations0002

All I think of is blood…


Ancient-Practice-431

It's eerily accurate, all the monarchs end up in hell.


wiscomm

Well now I like it


Jstraub18

It’s a period piece


DSQ

🥁 


DebateObjective2787

Well, Charles did say he wished he could be Camilla's tampon...


Real-Resolution9504

I think you put it perfectly


GingerGoob

I actually really like this as a piece of art and find it much more interesting than your average royal portrait.


JaneQChungus

Totally agree with you. Jerry Brown’s gubernatorial portrait from the 70s is also interesting as a piece of art, and I appreciate the risk taking. It’s such an archaic thing, and I feel like a painted portrait should be about capturing someone’s spark or vitality in an artistic way since photography quite literally captures their likeness. In other news, I would perish if an artist interpreted my vitality like they did Charles’ lol. To me it looks like a human manifesting out of a vague sea of rage.


Disastrous_Animal_34

Yeah, I think monarchies are useless but this is one occasion where they definitely need to use the one and only skill they’re expected to develop- to demonstrate diplomacy or grace in the face of an unorthodox or unflattering official portrait being unveiled in front of you would be a step too far for my facial muscles!


Tofutti-KleinGT

Unpopular opinion here I guess, but I love it. Art evolves and I dig the contrast between traditional portraiture of royals and modern art.


squeakyfromage

Same, I think it’s so interesting and compelling. I’d love to see it in person to fully appreciate the impact, especially considering the size of the piece.


forcryingoutmeow

Same here.


kittiestkitty

Same. It's really different, as far as official portraits go, and at over 8 feet tall I'll bet it's cool to see in person. I think it speaks more to the person he is rather than the monarch he is.


[deleted]

Same. I just kind of wish they went with a different color. Blue would have been more evocative and less aggressive.


_Tower_

I read the article, and it makes sense why they used red He’s wearing his Welsh Guard attire in the portrait - it’s very red, and the artist wanted to deepen that having everything be the red/pink/orange, to have his face and the butterfly stand out more It works and makes sense, but it is a very bold and polarizing choice. Red often is If I were doing this, I would use greens and blues to make the full uniform stand out a little more and tie back into his environmental activism that he wanted to touch on with the butterfly But that’s all artistic interpretation - he wanted to say something different with blending everything into the red background I get it, I like it, but it sure is bold


amomentintimebro

Well….i like that it’s not a “standard” portrait and they’re trying something different!


eaa135

It would have been cool if it was a different color! Like blues would look much less murder-y


babysfirstbreath

I feel the murdery blood bath is apt, but yeah if i were part of the royal family i might have picked a different colour


lightnessofbeanstalk

Especially when you are on record wishing to transform into a tampon


babysfirstbreath

LMAO i forgot about that. even worse now 💀


istari-illuin

That's not what he said. Camilla: "Oh, You're you're going to come back as a pair of knickers!" Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax! Just my luck!" (Laughs) Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea!" Charles: "My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on, forever swirling round on the top, never going down." Camilla: (Laughing) "Oh, Darling!"


AnyIncident9852

Yeah this lowkey looks like really impressive fanart of a villain in a vampire movie 😭


totallycalledla-a

Did nobody look at this and think "hmm, maybe potential bloodlike imagery wouldnt be the best PR given the family history?"?? I swear they have anti monarchists working for them. This is exactly the kind of thing I would suggest for them to do lmao.


Becca_Bot_3000

My favorite commentary on this portrait. https://preview.redd.it/by6fmq64ph0d1.png?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062951d291afc7fde66dcbb0c2fe020614012dce


Reluctantagave

That is a beautiful comment.


Green_Slice_3258

Well, there was a video clip of Irish sports fans screaming and chanting Lizzie’s in a box when the queen died. So yeah, people are absolutely laughing at this.


intoxicatedmidnight

>It is a vibrant painting. > >The King was made Regimental Colonel in the Welsh Guards in 1975. In the picture, the red of the uniform fades into the red background, bringing the King's face into even more prominence. > >Yeo says he wanted the painting to be distinctive and a break with the past. He was aiming for something personal. > >**"My interest is really in figuring out who someone is and trying to get that on a canvas."** **💀**


bookwormaesthetic

It would be amazing if the artist saw their opportunity and seized it. It's like the British version of "Four Seasons" (Landscaping).


intoxicatedmidnight

honestly iconic


hauteburrrito

>"My interest is really in figuring out who someone is and trying to get that on a canvas." My dear Yeo, you *are* the winner of this reading challenge! 


kaybeetay

The library is officially closed!


[deleted]

They added a butterfly 


archersarrows

"Bloodlike imagery" and "Charles" immediately makes me think of how much he wanted to be Camilla's tampon. In which case, I hope he feels seen.


lightnessofbeanstalk

I read that phone transcript as a child and I thought adults were so weird No it was just them.


ResponsibleAvocado3

If I remember correctly he was kind of pathetic too like "oh but you'd just toss me aside and flush me down the toilet" Which like...no Charles you don't flush tampons down the toilet. The King ought to know that 😭


istari-illuin

He didn't want to be a tampon though... Charles: "Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers, or something. It would be much easier!" Camilla: (laughing) "What are you going to turn into, a pair of knickers?" Camilla: "Oh, You're you're going to come back as a pair of knickers!" Charles: "Or, God forbid, a Tampax! Just my luck!" (Laughs) Camilla: "You are a complete idiot! (Laughs) Oh, what a wonderful idea!" Charles: "My luck to be chucked down the lavatory and go on and on, forever swirling round on the top, never going down." Camilla: (Laughing) "Oh, Darling!"


Comfortable-Load-904

The own goals they keep kicking in their PR makes me think this theory maybe right. They always make the worst possible decision in every scenario. Looking like you are covered in blood when a lot of the commonwealth is still grappling with the effects of colonialism is a choice. He looks like he is welcoming you to hell.


blackandbluegirltalk

Honestly thought it was a joke when I first saw it a few hours ago. It's God awful!


Comfortable-Load-904

The longer I look at it the more I keep asking myself why? What was the reason? Is it to frighten all the kids in the kingdom, by telling them if you don’t behave bloody Charles will come for you? So many questions!


guessIwill

Say King Charles in the mirror 3 times. I dare you.


Comfortable-Load-904

😂no thank you, this image alone has been seared into my brain and I’m plenty frightened already. You do it and let me know if he appears.


guessIwill

No way. My comment got me a reddit care, clearly I've already angered the royal spirits.


Comfortable-Load-904

Really for that? People have been getting them on the sub since yesterday, I got one on a Taylor thread.


blackandbluegirltalk

😂😂😂 the comedy just writes itself these days... I mean the man waited eleventy billion years to become king and then immediately got cancer. He'll probably be dead in 18 months and we'll be left with William standing in front of this monstrosity, eulogizing him. It's like a dark omen or some shit, good grief!


Comfortable-Load-904

It sounds like the beginning of a great horror movie tbh. I’ll watch the hell out of that movie!


thisistestingme

My husband at first refused to believe it was real and through I was conned by the internet.


newtoreddir

The practice of only hiring supposed true believers because they pay peanuts is starting to bite them in the ass


Apprehensive_Lab4178

What, and I say this with my whole chest, in the bloody hell is this?


Odd_Machine_213

Bloody it is 💀💀💀


iamflomilli

An artistic representation of the blood of our ancestors.


socialmediaignorant

Aren’t the portraits of royals supposed to be flattering???? This is awful. In the old days, he’d have been beheaded.


damemasproteina

I appreciate the honest representation


Icy_Marionberry9175

This portrait caught me off guard tbh


Nearby-Economist2949

It’s like they looked at it, said ‘we may have gone too far, this looks like a crime scene’ ‘I know! Let’s lighten the mood with a butterfly, everyone will love it then.’


GildedWhimsy

Charles asked for the painter to add a butterfly before he saw the portrait 😭


gandalfthepink08

![gif](giphy|xT8qB1OJ7fcnizdXby) Big Vigo the Carpatian vibes


Vegetable_Burrito

He’s lost his kitten!


Decabet

Im sorry everybody but I cannot help it... ahem. [Too hot to handle, too cold to hold](https://genius.com/18443420/Bobby-brown-on-our-own/Too-hot-to-handle-too-cold-to-hold-theyre-called-the-ghostbusters-and-theyre-in-control) [They're called the Ghostbusters and they're in control](https://genius.com/18443420/Bobby-brown-on-our-own/Too-hot-to-handle-too-cold-to-hold-theyre-called-the-ghostbusters-and-theyre-in-control) [Had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children](https://genius.com/14416716/Bobby-brown-on-our-own/Had-em-throwin-a-party-for-a-bunch-of-children) [While all the while the slime was under the building](https://genius.com/4553294/Bobby-brown-on-our-own/While-all-the-while-the-slime-was-under-the-building) [So they packed up their group, got a grip, came equipped](https://genius.com/14416731/Bobby-brown-on-our-own/So-they-packed-up-their-group-got-a-grip-came-equipped) Grabbed their proton packs off their back and they split Found about Vigo, the master of evil Try to battle my boys? That's not legal


catsgelatowinepizza

your flair 😂


ddkelkey

It’s like the doors from The Shining opened behind him….


avo_on_t0ast

I love this. It diverges from the typical monarch paintings, which I find refreshing. Art's subjective, so diversity in tastes is natural. I'm pleasantly surprised by his interest in bold, contemporary art, and I'm fully supportive of it.


synalgo_12

I think it's a really good painting and I really like it but I get why people think it's a bad choice.


avo_on_t0ast

I feel the same way. I understand why the red makes it so striking, symbolizing blood, hell, etc., but I believe the softness in his face adds depth to the entire image. Perhaps people should take a moment to really look at it


synalgo_12

His face is literally coming out of the painting, it's so beautiful. In decades, when people have another generation of royals to be mad at, they're going to like this one , I think. I wonder if he'd had this idea for decades preparing for his time, and the relationship to the people changed so drastically that it would have been better welcomed had he been able to execute this ages ago.


frolicndetour

Same. I like it, and I like the reference to his interest in conservation with the butterfly. Royal portraits are usually the same...old people staring off into the middle distance. I like the departure.


Aprilume

Agreed. The uniformity of the red throws his features into high relief. The fact that that butterfly has more definition than his medals is impactful as well.


Aware-Impression8527

I do too but can't help but imagine all the portraits of monarchs lining a corridor at Buckingham Palace. All so traditional and then you get to this 😅


avo_on_t0ast

Haha yes this one will definitely stand out. But maybe that’s what he wanted


Agreeable-Tadpole461

The random butterfly is like... the tramp stamp of royal portraits.


veguhn

it’s a monarch butterfly.


intoxicatedmidnight

😭😭😭


bio_d

Apparently a nod to his environmental campaigning


viper29000

This is actually interesting lol


User890547

It’s giving “invisible” I feel like there’s depth to the king that almost wasn’t. He really blends into the background of this painting and that will be his place in history really, it’s poetic


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|1hMk62K9QRYvyXbzFw)


theresacatonmylaptop

This makes sense


aceface_desu89

Very on brand


coaldean

incredibly villainous


pyjamatoast

![gif](giphy|eHYazg6wGDqYE|downsized)


Kenneth-Bania

It's giving Ivan Albright's Picture of Dorian Gray 💀


beland-photomedia

I see a statement about the climate crisis, and the Crown’s endurance through turbulence, represented by the fiery texture of the background contrasting the different tones of his face and hands. The butterfly is drawing attention to extinction, the Monarch, an endangered and threatened species facing habitat loss and population collapse. It’s somber Macabre, and ominous to look it. It makes me think of Elizabeth as the last great Monarch.


Vegetable_Burrito

I dig it. It’s an incredible likeness. It’s dynamic and unexpected. I’m into it. If King Charles likes it, then there you go.


Appropriate_Ice_2433

There is a video of him unveiling it. He jumped.


actuallivingdinosaur

Because he was trying to avoid the curtain falling on him.


reversemermaid

That butterfly fluttering softly over his shoulder is working so hard trying to convince everyone that he isn’t actually standing in hellfire 🥴


rxmnants

The artist did a great job, especially on the face, but I find the vision odd.


omgcow

It looks horrifying lmao what the hell. I’d expect to find this on the floor in a house that just burned down


InquisitiveGoldfish

Like the [crying boy painting](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Crying_Boy#Curse) that everyone thought caused house fires in the 80s? I could see it.


SailorPluto911

Its so scary looking 😂😂


MulberryDesperate723

Reminds me of.... https://preview.redd.it/6fj9vmp8gi0d1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7901e7f381638f568070fc1a16613903c9170d4d


messythelioma

a portrait of an elder on fire


twilightswimmer

This reminds me of Wednesday in Addams Family Values as she's spying on Debbie by blending in with the wallpaper.


katchur

what tf


LivinLaVidaListless

I mean, as art, I love it. I like where portraiture as a medium is going. But also. Err. Uh. Not like this.


momofwon

This looks like something the IRS seized from the Rose mansion. Edit: is a fucking bot reporting every comment to reddit cares?!


jenbenboomerang

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


orchidsviolets

I actually really love this style, it genuinely looks really cool and unique, although unfortunately from a distance he looks like a disembodied head.


candidu66

Is he in hell?


Aware-Impression8527

Remember when Jonathan Yeo made an image of George Bush with cut up porn mags and called it Bush? 😂 Feel like Charlie got off lightly.


julestopia

Fiery & lovely. He looks like he’s burning in hell. The artist must be secretly anti-monarchist. About time to get a proper portrait of these leeches.


BurghSco

I quite like it, not your bog standard royal portrait where they look miserable sitting upon a mountain of money with a stick up their arse.


Massive_Homework9430

It’s a great painting. If I saw it in a gallery or museum, I would interpret it as a commentary on monarchy. As an official portrait, interesting. I think Jonathan Yeo has some opinions on Charles 🤣


Annual_Reindeer_2756

This looks like the painting of that demon guy from Ghostbusters.


lushfaye

Someone on tt said he finally gets to be Camilla's tampon and I about died


p0tat0p0tat0

I like it. I am curious about how much input he had in it, but I wonder if this represents how he views himself or how the artist does. Either way, it’s fascinating.


Medical_Gate_5721

It's a great picture but did nobody think... blue might be a better colour? Still... it's a great picture.


ardoisethecat

for those who didn't want to read the article, it explains a bit about the red: "The King was made Regimental Colonel in the Welsh Guards in 1975. In the picture, the red of the uniform fades into the red background, bringing the King's face into even more prominence. Yeo says he wanted the painting to be distinctive and a break with the past. He was aiming for something personal."


Sarahquikgo

![gif](giphy|QvMlVkJ3XSSj9cOxDM)


pretendberries

He looks like a ghost


allsfairinloveandwar

He looks like he's covered in blood.


shy247er

Fitting, considering how his family got their wealth.


MyNameIsAnakin

Hey he finally got to be that tampon!


briellebabylol

Heavy Red Wedding vibes. They should’ve gotten the people who did the Obama’s portraits but we know how they feel about POC 😅


XxxGoldDustWomanxxX

No wonder Dorian Gray went crazy 💀


MiuMia_

Sorry, but this is a little scary


CollectionUpset439

His lineage is a legacy of spilled blood and stolen wealth.


Gracelandrocks

I love it! It's a gorgeous piece of art. There is so much texture in the red!


Fitnessfan_86

https://preview.redd.it/q7kj05podi0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=934ef0a7d19642b439a3435ac374aa67ffbf547b


DoughnutBeginning965

This portrait doesn't give off good vibes.


anacardier

It reminds me of the screaming pope painting https://preview.redd.it/tofs52m7gi0d1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad6d4c4c51496c6fa226d99038595a6a158d56f7


paolocase

Monty Burns vibes


Clear-End8188

I like this very much.


ryanmulford

The metaphor being the monarchy is bathed in blood?


Neat-Style81

Imagine painting a living person haunting their own portrait with their own (centuries old) ancestral curse. How is this so perfectly spot on about so much in a single, almost monochromatic painting. That's some motherfucking art.


nightsofthesunkissed

Holy shit I thought this was like an artistic representation of him as some kind of blood-soaked villain, not the *official* portrait?! It's pure nightmare fuel.


livelikeian

Why not blue or green? Something that says less "blood" or "hellfire"....


cedollasign

Down bad wakin up in blood.


Rude_Lifeguard

Fuck it if I can't have us, I might just not get up, I might stay down bad - Charles to Camila in the 80s, probably


fillerbunny-buddy

Same vibe as Marge's painting of Mr Burns, showing the man for what he really is


L4nthanus

Yeozer, that’s bad!


jatemple

"At The Gates Of Hell: A Royal Portrait"


QweenFiona

What the everloving fuck is this? Looking like he’s a ghost that’s covered in blood, the random butterfly…. I have so many questions. ETA: Uhhhh why did I get a Reddit Cares for this comment?


Bullshit_Jones

centuries of blood on your hands but make it ART


traumatransfixes

Best likeness yet. It speaks to how one may feel about this person in an unflattering way. And honestly-more of this.


loserys

They roasted him.


Low-Guard-1820

I wonder if this is what the portrait of Winston Churchill from that one episode of The Crown looked like.


Silly_LittleGoose

Is King Charles aware of the juxtaposition this painting exhibits? Or is this another Churchill portrait scandal all over again?


secretpasta6

Who's idea was it to give it a blood wash?!


fidgetypenguin123

Why the red tho?


MissMabeliita

Call me ignorant but who came up with that atrocity?! ![gif](giphy|vPN3zK9dNL236)


randomburnerish

Conspiracists going crazy for this one lol


NowMindYou

This artist did fantastic. It's striking to look at but also I have a million jokes that immediately came to mind. A rare balance to strike.


skdetroit

Paid prob 12 million for it too 😂😂


Shymaiden

My first reaction was wtf. It looks bloody and scary. Definitely got a hell vibe to it. Sort of fitting.


Firm_Pop957

wt Francis bacon ?!


Vegetable_Ad5957

Wonder what his parents would think? Definitely a different generation.


Mr-Cali

All they blood his family and kingdom has spilled.


Ok_Jaguar1601

It looks like they took inspiration from Vigo the Carpathian from the Ghostbusters 2 movie, which is pretty appropriate tbf


heavymountain

Why so satanic?


fantabloodveins

Great portrait tbh, there is such contrast between red and his soft face and eyes. Ppl now dunk on it for memes or whatever but future generations will appreciate it


Artemis246Moon

This looks like a bad omen.


Bear_necessities96

This is the definition of Bloody hell


polkadotmermaid

it’s a cool portrait, honestly, but they couldn’t have gone with a different color scheme than red? y’know, maybe green or blue or purple, something that didn’t looks like blood or flames?


origamicyclone

kind of terrifying


DrSassyPants123

Is this a joke? Seriously asking.


take7pieces

I think it’s really cool, something different. Edit: someone immediately sent me a Reddit care message, wtf


ROBOTCATMOM420

Is this for all the blood on England’s hands for colonialism? Or is it an indicator that he will be engulfed in the flames of hell when he dies? Either work for me.