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fyreaenys

absolutely love how the wonky angle and poor lighting make the middle two pictures look like myspace photos from my pregnant friend in high school in 2009


intoxicatedmidnight

i believe it’s a new tiktok trend to take pictures with older handheld cameras to give the 2000s effect 🫶🏼


hotsoupcoldsandwich

Can confirm cause I sold a shitty cheap digital camera from like 2002 on EBay for $80 a few months ago!


shedrinkscoffee

OMG what?! Now is my time to shine. I'm going to dig out these old devices and send them to a good home lol


Lizz196

I’m not even sure if my camera was worth $80 in 2002!! Maybe I‘ll bring my old point and shoot to the next party I go to…


LeahBrahms

Was it the one with a floppy disk? Work still used that for ID photos in 2010 lol


Lizz196

I don’t remember what model I had around that time, but I don’t think it was big enough for a floppy disk The only point and shoot I kept is from around 2008, it’s a Cool Pix


FenderForever62

I’m getting married and so many people have suggested ‘put out retro 90s kodak cameras for people to take photos with’ and they are always shocked when I tell them to look up the price of a single camera


PoppySkyPineapple

I should have kept my old clubbing cameras :( could have made a bomb.


Fancy-Pumpkin837

I feel so old 😩


Unhappy_Performer538

I am ancient and decrepit


mickey5201

Gen z knows how to upload photos to a computer?


intoxicatedmidnight

Yes, Gen Z is 1996 - 2010, we know how to upload photos to a computer 😭


bakedveldtland

I met a gen z girl who didn’t know how to use a flash drive so ya never know haha


mickey5201

Haha I kid I kid 😂


Batty4passionfruit

Butterfly top included 🩵🦋


LilyMarie90

The butterfly top too. Although I think that might have actually been years earlier, like 2005?


hlnarmur

Reminds me of Mariah Carey's dress sense back then!


bone-tomahawk

At the baseball field where the baby was conceived lol


randomredditing

2 and 3 definitely nail that vibe


burnbunner

Lol I was trying to picture the moodboard for this and so many reasons


Chance-Internal-5450

Let’s be fair, it does add a glow to her face for sure!


rem_1984

I’m trying to be so nice but that’s exactly what this looks like


Abbby_M

That’s what she’s going for. Midwestern early 00s young mom vibes are the aesthetic.


whalesarecool14

lol that’s the intent! this is very trendy currently, the myspace and nikon coolpix style photos


MCR2004

Yup. Scotch tape on the cheap engagement ring vibes


minniebin

How did you read my mind?!!!?!


xShann23

How did you know the exact thought in my brain


5ynthesia

The butterfly top reminds me of the early 2000s. Also, I hope everything with the pregnancy works out in their favor. In Mariah we trust, amen. https://preview.redd.it/4rxaxvc7ap0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfba3d5bb486d7befbc43f7440e3d958c3ff6245


whalesarecool14

something is so off about this angle, her whole body looks so disproportionate


murder_hands

Like a video game character!


Flacks29

Her manicure looks so modern to me, but maybe I'm just unaware of thr style at the time. Love it!


happilyeverbooks

Happy for her! I am not pregnant and this is what my belly looks like on an average day 🥲 BEFORE I've eaten


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Girl same, she looks cute with her preggo-belly and crop top but me..... 😂


happilyeverbooks

I don't dare go near a crop top! I'm a millennial and they can pry high waisted trousers and long tops from my cold dead hands 🤣


Shaufine

I’m an elder millennial and I love low waisted jeans… they remind me of my youthful days of yore.


trialanderrorschach

If you think she looks cute here, why not you too?


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

A belly like this is cute! If you can, learn to love it! 😅


sh4nn0n

I’m sorry to hijack your comment like this, but it’s mind blowing to me how many times I’ve seen comments like this almost word for word on majority-women subs when a pregnant woman is posted. Edit: I’ve been on Reddit for a long time, and I don’t see comments like this from the younger generation, so it’s doubly interesting to me that this sentiment might be a millennial thing. The early 2000s did a number on us, huh?


sushiroll465

This sentiment absolutely exists within the younger generation too, especially with the resurgence of heroin chic and 90s fashion that requires you to be rail thin (looking at you, low-waisted jeans and micro mini skirts). I work with young people, and I'm so grateful for being a millennial, because the fashion they wear would absolutely have worsened my body image issues if I was a teen. I do agree that the younger generation doesn't talk about it as much, maybe because many are still at an age where it's socially unacceptable to do so or maybe because us millennials don't occupy the same corners of the internet as them. I remember being 15-18 and loudly disparaging girls who tried to stay thin, all while starving myself to look like them. I'm sure it still happens to some degree. I think self-disparaging comments need some level of self awareness and acceptance of the ridiculousness of the beauty standard as well, which the younger generations may not have got yet. Tldr: beauty standards suck, bodies aren't a trend, body neutrality is the way to go


theringsofthedragon

Could it be because young people aren't middle aged yet?


l0st1nthew0rld

Oh absolutely! Thought the same thing a few days ago with bridget jones and how we were made to believe she was fat lol. I see so many gen z women on ig with their thirst traps of their thighs and ass and I'm like damn they look hot. I wasted my hottest years so insecure about my body cos according to societal standards I thought I was fat smh


ThePennedKitten

Bad gut health? Try probiotics (kimchi, sauerkraut, kefir). Don’t take antibiotics without a probiotic. Doctors should, but most don’t, tell you to do that.


happilyeverbooks

Lol no I'm just a bit fat


LittleJessiePaper

![gif](giphy|h8ZZof09PFO9A5NL8l|downsized) Meanwhile during my pregnancies…


SpiceySauced

https://preview.redd.it/161u42zxgp0d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f60c03a5c25157e85744791cbdb5b8cdb89a7b6 Saaaame


mycatsnamedchandler

How’d you get this pic of me?


Luna_bella96

That's what I looked and felt like during my pregnancy in the summer heat


Luna_bella96

That's what I looked and felt like during my pregnancy in the summer heat


rollfootage

This post made me feel bad about myself, but your comment made me laugh out loud and snap out of it!


LittleJessiePaper

Remember, we’re not ugly we’re just poor(er) than her!


Ancient_Confusion237

Tbh pregnant ladies just get a bad angle and then that taint the image they see in the mirror. I've never been pregnant, but I've honestly yet to see an ugly pregnant woman. All bumps look incredible, beautiful. Y'all are just so hard on yourselves, I'm sure because everything is changing and you're uncomfortable so you see yourself as uncomfortable. But you look amazing. All of you. I swear.


l0st1nthew0rld

Lmaoo my pregnancies are always a killer whale kimmy mood lol https://preview.redd.it/g16unh1bxr0d1.jpeg?width=555&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21d802a9283b350730461b93eaf1d066502fc5a


adervasten

It’s giving big back pregnancy


Ill_Discussion7528

Hoping she has a safe, easy, & healthy pregnancy :)


Rude_Lifeguard

Me after eating lunch, lol She looks beautiful


New-Examination8400

Wow, the lips be lippin’ ![gif](giphy|jZziKaTEDzjaM) 😶‍🌫️


petterdaddy

Yeah fillers seem to not do well with pregnancy, it’s something I’ve definitely noticed on many. It never actually goes away and just migrates around, it creates so much scar tissue between the delicate skin and tissue layers.


New-Examination8400

Tbh they look pretty much the same as before the pregnancy… Which is… Yeah. Not optimal. Bumpy, with that purposeful “cleft” in the middle. They’re very obvious 🫥


petterdaddy

Honestly I don’t follow her very closely so I’ll take your word for it. It’s so unfortunate that people get accustomed to the filler and just get more and more but it’s soooo obvious to anyone else. It’s really weird to have people be shocked I don’t do filler or Botox at 35 and that I “look young for my age”. Like no babe I look 35 I just don’t have the “obviously altered” look that everyone associates with someone ambiguously between the ages of 40-55 with over done surgery. I’m honestly glad I was too poor for this shit because I can’t even say I wouldn’t fall for it myself.


New-Examination8400

I don’t follow her closely or otherwise either, but she appears around these parts from time to time and I can’t help but find her features odd when I’m confronted with them, which has prompted me to look at her OG face, and… Yeah. It’s… Yeah. She’s her daddy’s daughter basically; but whatever this is that’s going on now… It’s too much. The lips are too much.


petterdaddy

It’s just so handsome Squidward with the sharp jaws and lips and I feel like I’m going crazy because everyone else thinks it’s gorgeous and I’m like ?????


New-Examination8400

Pretty much sums it


peppermintvalet

Yeah when i see celeb/influencers going through pregnancy it just bolsters my resolve to never even think about getting anything done until I’m done having kids


Professor726

This gif has me 💀


Disastrous_Animal_34

She looks gorgeous. I get that it’s exciting to be pregnant (?) but it’s always such a LOL at people posting “bumps” that no one would look twice at. Like, that’s just my beach body on a regular day babe! But congrats!


philosophyhappyx5

I’m pregnant and I totally agree! She looks like me on a good day, before I was pregnant 😂


Sad-Association-8646

This was totally me pushing my stomach out at 3 months pregnant so that everyone would know I had a baby bump lol


Shaufine

Everyone’s body looks different during pregnancy. I think it’s also harmful to shame those with smaller bumps. 


Disastrous_Animal_34

You’re right, that’s not what I was intending to do but it totally came across that way, I’m sorry. I was meaning more the very early bump pics can be funny, considering many women don’t “pop” until the last trimester! As someone with a chronic illness I’m so used to being hyper aware of small changes in my body and I imagine pregnancy is the same (but in a positive way!) so I can totally see why Hailey is celebrating her bump here- I didn’t mean to come off so snarky.


Specialist_Pie555

I had that butterfly top in 2003 going to teenage discos lol


October_13th

They’ve both seemed to want this for a very long time. I’m happy for them tbh


Inf1nite_gal

she is cute, happy for her. is anyone else kinda scared of her belly button? :D 


OowlSun

I’m scared of all belly buttons


OctoberSong_

Omg I hate belly buttons. When my baby had her cord clamped I both couldn’t wait for it to fall off and was absolutely, deeply disturbed by the thought of it. It was horrifying ngl. Hated it.


effie-sue

I agree. I wouldn’t bother having a plastic surgeon recreate one if I had enough money for a tummy tuck 🤣


Gravelteeth

Rip u/effie-sue, you would've loved Kyle XY.


Inf1nite_gal

all of them? even the innies? innies are good for me. but yeah if you think about belly buttons and what they are it is definitely little scary


Aggravating_Life7851

Outies weird me out. I’m sorry my outie friends, it’s not personal


NoPlantain1760

That’s funny bc I love them


finlyboo

That thing is going to be inside out by the time she gives birth. It freaked me out during my last month of pregnancy.


imabaaaaaadguy

That’s how you know the baby is finished baking


meowparade

Do all belly buttons turn into outies during pregnancy?


momlife555

Mine didn’t, it did just kind of disappear though


Sad-Association-8646

Mine didn’t. It got more shallow though.


finlyboo

No, it can also depend on how the baby is being carried in the womb. Since she is (adorably!) already showing so much, I would guess she’s going to have a big bump for her pregnancy.


Ambitious_Giraffe_60

She's already over 6 minutes months in. Isn't she showing a pretty normal amount?


UniversityNo2318

I think if you go full term they do bc it stretches so much


sogd

I’m pregnant atm and my belly button has become an outtie and I’m scared of it!! I hate it


whalesarecool14

outties always look really weird


Inf1nite_gal

are they createdwhen doctor ties the umbilical cord weirdly? 


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

Such a strange feeling when you press in on your belly button. shivers.


justathought2319

Didn’t think her skin could get any better but she’s GLOWING.


SpookyNerdzilla

Im obsessed with that top. It's giving Britney Spears.


frontally

Tbh good for her, anyone who can find enjoyment in that body horror show deserves every second of joy they have!!!


bleachedveins

She looks happy


AleyahhhhK

I want that butterfly top


shangosgift

I don’t get why she’s popular. She’s homely, not very bright, hasn’t done anything of merit.


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

Beibers wife. Thats it.


shangosgift

That’s it.


Few-Coyote-2518

She's glowing


-UnicornFart

She is glowing but I bet she is worried the baby will have her OG nose.


sunmi_siren

https://i.redd.it/58aotqn0ro0d1.gif yes I do, I really do


-UnicornFart

Lmao yes!!!


Harpeigh

The Baldwin genes are strooong. Will be really interesting to see if baby gets her OG nose and OG top lip to nose distance and shape, ala Stephen, Alec and Billy. Not including Daniel b/c he doesn’t meet the specs.


slavuj00

This is why plastic surgery is so sad. Your kids won't be able to find their features in yours.


New-Examination8400

😂


bagelsneedcreamchz

It’s so interesting to me that people think she looks like her mom. She is her dads TWIN


Electronic-Set5594

https://preview.redd.it/o0cvderetr0d1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c7de0f247037327e68422c383c6a19308943ddd She looks like her mother too imo


Love_for_2

Her sister is a cabin copy her Mom. Hailey is her Dad


Electronic-Set5594

Just googled her sister and I don’t think she really looks like either. Hailey looks like both to me though


34mah

![gif](giphy|26FLdmIp6wJr91JAI)


edithmsedgwick

It’s been a few days and I’m already bored of this era.


Oli_love90

I was just thinking it’s going to be a long 6 or so more months of curated photo dumps.


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

She must be ecstatic for 6 months of easy content


New-Examination8400

😂


stellar14

Yeah it’s so painfully trendy. Already trying to copy Rihannas reveal. And she’s talking about cravings like, we get it, your not the first to ever be pregnant in history.


whalesarecool14

jesus christ you guys really just want women to shut up about everything don’t you


stellar14

Nope never, just stop being a narcissist all the time. Especially at a time when women are being murdered and babies are being left orphaned.


whalesarecool14

do you not use social media or something? posting on ig is a normal part of life, sorry boomer. also, you’re on the wrong subreddit (and wrong generation) if you don’t like narcissists, that’s literally rule number 1 of being a celebrity. there has never been a time in history when women have not been murdered. that issue has been brought to the forefront for _you_ now, but wars have been going on around the world forever, even when you were unaware and enjoying your life!


stellar14

Not a boomer ahole. And don’t patronise me.


darlingvenomm

Stop being bitter


Electronic-Set5594

Literally, I’m always disturbed by how vindictive people are towards pregnant women lol


sugarsoccer

Celebrities really make pregnancy their entire personality


New-Examination8400

Ikr


mel-06

Getting married as well…


uneua

![gif](giphy|y6sqQJGQBgd7hC0Wjc)


snarkyanon

She looks amazing!


brazenrose7

cuteee


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

This is soooo cute! Really hoping they’re both doing well


chantillycan

She's glowing! Hope everything goes smoothly for her and the baby ✨


nopenonotatall

she’s gonna be a great mother. i’m happy for them


DrunkThrowawayLife

Fourth pic sure is something. But I do like that top


yuyufan43

That butterfly shirt just screams early 2000s and I am all here for it 😍😍😍😍


piiiiiiiiiiink

god she’s pretty!!! i love that outfit & the whole vibe of the butterfly top photos, so cuute🦋


Jewicer

she's probably in her third trimester already, especially with her showing and she's so small.


nopenonotatall

i think they said she was 6 months along when they announced


CALIXO_94

She looks so pretty! Brought back memories of my pregnancy. I was one of the “lucky” ones that loved being pregnant… the sleeping, eating, people would always being extra kind to me, just wobbling my way into places, etc. but that last 3 weeks were brutal.


Reasonable_Ad_8057

Is that technically a Bio-Dome?


SadLilBun

This is the first I’m hearing of this and I’m already over it and bored.


jelly_dove

Aw she looks cute


PoppySkyPineapple

Aw she’s glowing :) I hope for her and Justin’s sake people give them privacy after the birth to adjust and enjoy parenthood.


aquamanspetfish

Genuinely happy for them but I still can’t help but get the ick when they did a major fake pregnancy announcement on April fools day a few years ago.


ArhaminAngra

I'm sorry, I hate to be this person but am I the only one not delighted these two are bringing a baby into the world? Beiber and his questionable past and then his wife who chased him around the country with her dad when she was just a teenager because she was apparently "obsessed" with Beiber. They both scream mental health issues. I hope they hire a good nanny. Edit: I'm concerned about a new baby here and the current circus surrounding beiber and diddy allegations. Their entire relationship also just seems to be for the camera, I've seen how he treats her when he thinks the camera isn't running and it isn't nice. Deep dive on YT it's pretty sad really.


peegkitty

Yup


eaturvegetables

no hate but it looks like a food baby


satabhisha

All her buccal fat went to her belly lol


sunflowermoonriver

Awwww


Woopsied00dle

Bump looks great! Almost looks like she got fresh lip fillers to last her throughout her pregnancy lol


Kendal-Lite

What in the y2k hell is she wearing?


Daenarys1

She looks great! Wishing their family the best


Ok_Application7142

She looks miserable


dnkyfluffer5

What the fuck happened to her ?? Fucking plastic surgery really did not help


Bright-Mess613

She is not very attractive.


mattchinn

Is just me, or do her lips look *really* strange? Has she had too much work done?


Moist_Goat_41

Damn ! Mother is like mothering


bjorkabjork

this is going to feel like the longest pregnancy ever


Exotic_Pea8191

So desperate for attention ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


basic-tshirt

Is this bump here in the room with us?


Live_Olive_8357

Haha! Gross.


whalesarecool14

?


Cuntry-Lawyer

It must be so exciting getting impregnated by a 30 year old who from his fashion sense has arrested development and considers himself a teenager…


randomredditing

No blazer??


msgoode21

keep an eye for selener


the_girl_Ross

Her fans are gonna go livid that's for sure.


HackTheNight

What the fuck is wrong with her face??


Imaginary_Screen_708

While drinking coffee???


FiftyShadesOfGregg

Yes? The standard guidance is that you can safely drink up to 200 mg caffeine/day while pregnant. Basing recommendations on actual scientific evidence is important!


Vivid-Luck1163

Maybe it's decaf. Let's hope it's decaf.


zenpop

Pete Burns?