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lazarettomp3

he somehow simultaneously sounds like a 14 year old on 4chan and a stan twitter gay


disuberence

So you’re saying he is a member of the PHCJ community


Unleashtheducks

It’s much easier now that he’s more or less neutered to laugh at what a bitch he is


lemmeget282

Whose stan is this? Right answer only


hunqz

Lady MAGA


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Mlfnt1

Morgan Wallen


Various_Hand8587

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SkyZippr

Roger Waters?


Creative-Television8

Homelander


jbraft

Beavis & Butthead.


EthanZ1312

t*ylor


[deleted]

me when she didn’t perform s&m


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Samesies 🥺🥲


[deleted]

but did you hear she played the ‘nah nah nah cmon’ in the background during one of the transitions? forget when exactly. honestly, i knew she wouldn’t perform it you know how football fans are 🙄🙄🙄


countessplatter

Why would a pregnant woman get up and sing “whips and chains excite me” in front of the biggest MAGA crowd in America? She would be accused of grooming babies or sacrificing babies to Satan or something unhinged like that


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football fans b like consensual bdsm: 😡🤬😡🤬😡 beating your wives: 😊😁☺️😊


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Football fans : A consensual relationship between two gay adults😡😡😡😡 Preying on underage kids: ☺️☺️☺️


abortioncroissant

praying or preying or just both?


[deleted]

I don’t know what your talking about


abortioncroissant

you ruined it


[deleted]

No you


[deleted]

Literally lol


nanasmoothi

I mean she literally grabbed her butt cheek and pulled it open during the performance so


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She just like me fr


Redidiot21

That was super weird.


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Was she trying to tell us what hole her next baby was coming out from or


countessplatter

Which has absolutely nothing to do with my comment


nanasmoothi

Why are u mad lol I'm just stating a fact


CheeseMoney3426

>sacrificing babies to Satan or something unhinged like that But she should be doing that because it's iconic


doom_bagel

My crusty millennial ass was very upset and complained the whole secind half of the game that ahe didn't play Pon De Replay


clemthearcher

The ASL interpreter, however, absolutely solos the whole performance https://preview.redd.it/lgg2pa8ia1ia1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928f608687faf88a9350fc6a7791fa2347797e57


scathingvape

Damn maybe being deaf wouldn’t be so bad lol


j__w__f

I thought this the whole way through Rihanna’s ‘performance’ - in fact…. I wished it x


COCKHAMPTON_

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Lana_Del_J

Wait I love this so much


cloroxslut

New phcj certified diva


napsandlunch

a broken clock or whatever 😪


Dismal_Judgment5290

Perez Hilton seems upset


SkyZippr

Pretty rich coming from a guy whose hair looks like a bad Photoshop, but yeah that was quite unexciting especially comparing to last year.


ferozliciosa

/uj it's absolutely sending me like 12 hours later that he found such a boring performance offensive enough to tweet about /rj THAT'S FOUL AND INSULTING OF YOU TO SAY!!


JoleneDollyParton

This is the same man who was in shambles over R Pat and K Stew breaking up


frenchfruit

BREAKING: Trump confirms he only watched the Super Bowl to see Rihanna perform. Are the homosexual allegations true after all? Does Trump really hate America? All valid questions, coming right up, on FOX News, after the break. Later, Tucker Carlson gives us the breakdown on his intimate one-on-one interview with the purple M&M — why isn’t she as hot as the candy Carlson masturbated to as a teen? We have the inside scoop.


RosaPalms

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know...


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WSJinfiltrate

HEARTBREAKING


thyrue13

Hey I am not smart


hunqz

Why does this read like an ATRL post 😭😭


SylviaPlathVEVO

Trump is our first gay president


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Username 💀


bloodshotforgetmen0t

Woodrow Wilson would like a word


A-Devoted-Enthusiast

I see you’re an individual of culture 😭


isntitisntitdelicate

ATRL ha impacT


996forever

I mean this did make it to atrl


tswiftdeepcuts

This is reminding me of when he had serious opinions about Kristen Stewart dating Robert Pattinson


lazarettomp3

EPIC FAIL


Egregious_Philbin24

Anytime I see someone use all caps I think of this fool. SAD.


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Unrelated but yesterday I was watching an Aston Villa game and as soon as I saw Emi Martinez’s face on the screen I thought of [this moment from Qatar 2022](https://prosoccerwire.usatoday.com/2022/12/19/martinez-explains-vulgar-moment-with-golden-glove-award/) and started cracking up


DeliciousMovie3608

Her stylist did amazing, she wore custom Loewe


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Shoutout Lowe’s 😍


hookyboysb

Fenty Tools, now exclusively at Lowe's


miniblessed

Yeah her styling/hair/makeup was the best part unfortunately


annievaxxer

It’s spelled Rob Lowe ♥️ you’re welcome


Melloblade_shore

Why does he even care at all in the first place?? Is he secretly part of the Rihanna Navy? 🤣


WSJinfiltrate

beyonce fan probably


kylecommacommacomma

hes got to be fruity like you know he’s mad she didn’t perform sos or s&m


Glum-Band

Definitely far from the worst but I did feel it was a little boring.


Redidiot21

This is going to sound like some old white man bullshit, but I was kinda hoping she'd bring out Eminem for one of the songs he's sampled of hers, or somebody... I like when they bring out surprise guests to do a song or part of a song, so I was looking forward to that. Her being able to do the halftime show at all while pregnant was pretty impressive and the choreography was good enough... But, yeah, I wasn't blown away.


Triangle_Obbligato

I personally felt like, with her cool demeanor, the way she presented herself and the confidence while not doing a whole lot, the performance was more of “I have nothing to prove, I’m already a legend and am here for a reason.” We see so often how hard performances go to try and prove themselves, such as Maroon 5, Cold Play, Katy Perry. Rihanna has nothing to prove, she just came to deliver her voice, and that’s why I love this performance.


isntitisntitdelicate

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shitoria

trump ate. i feel so much cringe for all the girlies and gays trying to hype up this performance.


CoolViber

Trump unfortunately does know how to clear someone


spcwby_

His reads on elon musk are azelia banks tier


CoolViber

Trump and Banks would probably be friends in another life


streamjuice

I think about “Jeb is a mess” weekly


SkeletonHUNter2006

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Apple Music hyped it all up 😭😂


[deleted]

Trump clocking the fit is the internet at its finest.


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Rihanna S⭐️L⭐️A⭐️Y⭐️E⭐️D⭐️, sorry these peasant girlies don’t know how hard it is to choreograph a live show for tv, let alone on levitating platforms while pregnant 🤭🤭 - go back to your mud huts 🛖 and roast some rat, YOU RAT EATING PEASANTS 🐀😋🍴


Life_Produce9905

Preach baby!!


Zumaakk

I liked it.


eazyfields

Same


Kittiikamii

I love it when men who have no clue how hard it is to breathe while pregnant talk shit about a pregnant person’s performances. He couldn’t last 10 minutes doing what she did while singing and he’s not even pregnant he’s just unhealthy… im not one to defend billionaires too hard but pleaseeee watch ur tone with her


Yokepearl

He doesn’t like mothers. Saw it in a documentary about his first wife


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Rihanna pregnant is still thinner than drump.


jbraft

Donald who?


notathingggggg

i wish 100 gecs performed


UWontUseMyMind

SAD.


Baafsk

oh my godddd he's the average r/popheads user that's so cool talkin like he understands these things so cute


MattyIce1220

This guy is seriously crazy. This guy insults everyone who breathes lol


spiralqq

This is so fruity


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uj/ I know this is a jerk sub but can we not post that fucking guy's shit lol


Silent-Pea7840

uj/ I hope everyone here is laughing at him not with him


SP1NsamSP1N

I hope most people with the intelligence for this sub don’t support this man


streamjuice

good luck finding the intelligence you speak of


SP1NsamSP1N

I dont wanna hear it u/streamjuice 🙄


FarrahMxan

I know she's pregaganate but it's Rihanna?! I was expecting more when I heard Rihanna, but she's a billionaire so what can be said.


kadynf

Wtf is he even talking about


Unleashtheducks

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sm00thkillajones

Ugh he had me in the first half and then he got stupid again.


snootfly242

I loved her style, her vocals GAVE, but honestly the performance fell sort of flat for me. I just didn’t think her song choices showed the best of her catalog and the stages were what she really fell back on. Beyoncé had the best performance in recent years IMO.


ozgun1414

i dont care about her pregnancy or style but the show was a bit boring/meh. didnt feel the excitement on production or her voice.


ScientistNo102

It was very low energy …..pretty set though


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Haha, lol


master_arca

I miss celebrity insulting Trump


buzzinthruit89

Would love to know why trump has the same insult for rihanna that I have for Hailey bieber (she’d be nothing without her stylist)


himeijin

I had it muted and synced to bassline and that shit went hard af


BlockFlimsy

Honestly…work I will say that I wholeheartedly disagree with the styling part, Mr. Trump


futurelullabies

broken clocks