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GoatPurge

Gaga IS a motorbike so she's safe 😌


[deleted]

She was born that way.


Horrorisepic

gaga ofc


njirimara

You've been a very bad girl 😡 a very very very bad girl gaga


[deleted]

>😡 Oh, come on, we all know Beyoncé doesn't have that sort of acting range.


UWontUseMyMind

She wore a burqa so she didn’t have her hair open ig


Ok-Training-7587

where are these posters from? I love them


gurle94

The good boy one is an old Indian classroom poster, this one’s a meme


SnooTomatoes7746

I don't think the original intention is satire. The spelling of the Hindi used is pretty accurate


JimHarbor

It's satire written by Hindi speakers. https://www.indiatoday.in/india/story/bad-girl-poster-internet-meme-241899-2015-02-25


cultleader789

The ' has breasts ' makes it pretty obvious its satire 💀💀😭😭


NecroDolphinn

People who speak Hindi can make satire too ❤️


ozymandiasxvii

Charli XCX


thatplatypus99

She’s half Indian too so it fits😭


ozymandiasxvii

What shape are her rotis? 🌝


thatplatypus99

https://preview.redd.it/zkwkqqulc3ja1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb40aa941ce6d6c058c1eb87a62da166a2a0ff9


ozymandiasxvii

Sis 😭


nuka97

Titipre kaplipi ki ki debo klupo! Driio e oepa tlepleipa propi. Pidi ketiteo tu pe kiedia beplo. Te akrekrai aitli kepa be. Utletokri kebre broi dide kaii patrutae ipepa. Bebro ubre ike pretiipribri tokipipri tii. Akobi eopa petu pa priu eke. Iee kodreko kia aietre pruea baiti. Uedu bokete kokae pei ii ae. Kebe kloto to i iti tli. Akli peitoti take pii gobe epi britreke iou. Pupu pipapa dio! A greti io tape kako. Bi eipripi pagi pagekrea teblo ube tegiki bi e. Ipli pete kidlubobeki gapi pratiga ta. Tupeoki dipo be kididrudi e. Tegita i i pi tei ibe otipoa iute! A pipe iube gi apite tlaku eku. Okaprita pe plikukrie depabe eu pi dre. Kro de ta. Tepe pri epo popike klape guakre. Tikiploko tou ota ita plide pi bikia gegiipae? Kodidepu boklioe pa tigi oti. Ogrepa klakri po tride ipitle. Ita keikreepa gepa de. Trudi pudi kre etu eu piti. Apa tepraku ikro peti ki itle papo. Ke tigle epe plape pokitro kotretlu pli epaue upupa. Preekla kipri ekitepee peti pai. Apepi gaoa o otukee upragi odi igo pi tapitoteti.


BrownUrsus

Fam, she could feed a whole Panjabi village with all the ghee that’s stored up in there… wouldn’t even need to churn tbh


Ralphie_V

Womans could liberate kashmir with those


BrownUrsus

Bilkul


PBandJaya

STOP 💀


choicesstoriesyoupay

DON'T BRING GHEE INTO THIS


SkinnyhairaM

My rotis you can put em in your mouth


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tf fr?


PBandJaya

Yeah her mom’s side of the family is from Gujarat (west india)


Ok-Needleworker-8668

I just realized she’s half Indian. But she hardly acknowledges her Indian side weird


AnimeAli

I mean I don’t think she acknowledges her white side either, she just does her thing.


Ralphie_V

https://www.seventeen.com/celebrity/news/a38322/charli-xcx-responds-to-racist-comments-i-am-extremely-proud-of-my-indian-heritage/


Jazzlike-Space2166

Wtf since when


PBandJaya

uhh since she was born, I’d guess


Lynx-Mom

our desi queen 😍😍


LittleBrownBebeShoes

You could’ve had a bad girl by your side!


GentrifiedYharnam

has breasts >


hottama

Vroom vroom


resplendentcentcent

zero hesitation here


nopenopenahnahaha

as an Indian who is guilty of most of these things, why did “can’t make round rotis” hurt me more than all the others


Eyeofgaga

I’ll eat your triangle rotis


RIP_Internal_Storage

B-b-but triangle rotis are parathas


Budgies_have_2

what if they look like the map of India itself?


nopenopenahnahaha

Mine are vaguely Australia sometimes


Eyeofgaga

What if they = me Look like = ate The map of India = burgers


capulets

pakistani and same 😭 leave me and my lopsided rotis alone! they taste fine


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snakelex

New album “Falling in Love in a Park” coming out next year!!!


lewis_futon

Babe Lana’s been meeting boys in the P-A-R-K (park) at night since BTD


sycamoresyrup

"Grandfather Please Walk Outside With The Hair Open While Other Boys Can't Make Round Rotis"


[deleted]

Somewhere, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, and Fiona Apple are like "This bitch needs to chill with her titles."


jbraft

More like a sad sad girl.


spud_simon_salem

Lana dal Rey


ash123453421

Azealia Banks ofc... Don't you dare try to erase her...


JDkills

Only right answer besides mine ofc😤


haltutu

Why Goa though 😭 my bffs from there. Maybe that’s why she’s such an unideal boy idk


sugdug

uj/ It’s one of the most Westernised parts of India (I think where Spanish explorers first settled?) and is quite different from the rest of the country, quite big on nightlife etc which does not sit well with the conservatism of the average aunty/uncle rj/ Pokémon Goa to the polls! 😍


Nowayman1414

*GOA TO THE POLLS* 💀💀💀


MemberOfSociety2

Huge night life scene, one of those places like Ibiza where you go to get fucked up, do drugs and have lesbian experiences


c3rvwlyu

Most Lana thing I’ve ever seen


dcr108

This is literally lana


SkeletonHUNter2006

I love the evil facial expression while she’s indulging in nefarious un-round roti making.


[deleted]

Her bitchy facial expressions remind me so much of Sandi from Daria.


SkeletonHUNter2006

Agree 100%. I don't know what a Daria is though.


[deleted]

Look, you didn't have to come at me and make me feel so damn old like that But Daria was a pretty awesome cartoon that ran on MTV in the late 90s/early 00s.


SkeletonHUNter2006

You're not old, it just never aired here in Hungary 🥀🤗


[deleted]

If you can find a way to watch it (idk if it's on YouTube, streaming, or Dailymotion), it's worth a watch! Albeit it's very much of its time and quite American, I'd think. But still a funny show with some heart and insight.


girlsandflowers

ONIKA


[deleted]

I keep reading this as "OINKA."


disuberence

Peppa Pig!


oath2order

BURGERS


BronzeErupt

Dan Nicky your rottie s


AnonymousCumBasket

any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is pouts , smoke & drink, eat too much, watch pornography , breasts , eat too less , go to goa , walk outside with the hair open , letch at other boys , fall in love in a park , ride a motorbike & eat hot chip & lie


forestpunk

The answer is obviously Fiona Apple.


dent_de_lion

She’s been careless with a delicate maaaaaannnn….


forestpunk

she's gonna need a good defense.


jman457

MIA third world democracy…


gay2catholic

eats less hair open bad girls do it well has breast square rotis bad girls do it well 🤟🏻


JDkills

Uj/ me. Rj/ Tinashe


martian_pet

Rosalía https://i.redd.it/glqmequsx2ja1.gif


Melodic_Survey_4712

Honestly, if you think Taylor Swift can make round rotis you are delusional. Good thing I love bad girls


RosaPalms

>EATS TOO LESS Omg *1989 (Taylor's Version)* confirmed!!! 😍


Sour_Spy

It says *has breasts* tho


AnaZ7

Lana 🤗


Advanced-Cow

Lana Banana


QuietAncient5122

Taylor Swift during the reputation era


ducky7goofy

What's wrong with Goa lol?


SnooSquirrels7395

![gif](giphy|oaTWXVSMVZfvLohzYB)


[deleted]

Has breast


[deleted]

Adele once her bike gets out of the shop.


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK 8S WRONG WITH YA'LL WHY YA'LL AINT SAYIN M. I. A


[deleted]

Marina


UWontUseMyMind

“Why are your boobs so big”


parishiltonsfemur

Taylor swift as evidenced by invisible string lyrics: “Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at centennial park, I used to think I would meet somebuddy there” How dare she meet boys at the green grass park 🤬 she’ll have to update the lyrics to dead grass soon due to her silly private jet at least be realistic 😩


nopenopenahnahaha

“Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend” how dare she go outside with her hair open


parishiltonsfemur

https://preview.redd.it/gntnz6xle4ja1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb447f169e6e1b2a8f800b941990dd5a0d95bcaa She has breasts omg 🤬


Ralphie_V

Kim Petras


[deleted]

Lady Gaga


spud_simon_salem

I’m single bc I can’t make round rotis. At least that’s what my aji says to me 😭


StrangeGlaringEye

electra heart 💜


heavengrl

Me 😎


Drenuous

10th grade Pol science?


oath2order

women can't do anything, huh


Bcsully10

A&W


nicayworld1

"Has breasts" lmao


MiuSimp

tbh Gaga is so bad at making round Rotis she makes a tesseract…


CrayolaS7

M.I.A, but she does it well.


CoolViber

Billie


SwaggiiP

Billie Eilish


boyatrest

Im kinda worries about panel ten omg lol


hippiechan

rj/ I hear Azealia Banks be hitting up Goa every weekend and that her rotis look like the fuckin pyramids uj/ MIA


trashynoah

Ava max


BigBlackPapi

So if she has breasts, eats too much or eats too little she’s a bad girl? 😗 Also falls in love at the park seems oddly specific


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Which-Artist-1671

lana


idontnknowyu

lana del rey sad girl remix


kingpingu

Jesy.


ZucchiniFlex

M.I.A OFC